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PapaMichael

hey i am not some inefficient SCRUBlord
when i play i fucking EHP. EFFICIENT HOURS PLAYED. My dude
ehp to max stats is like 2000 hours normal, 3500 hours ironman

this is like 1/5th of the average league of losers player

PapaMichael

this is the best day of my life

PapaMichael

it's gotta be
they're back lately and who the hell else even would be an aimin?

PapaMichael

sigh tLd 2?

PapaMichael

most of it was when i was basically bedridden after surgery, to be fair

PapaMichael

not a fan of things being disabled
i'd rather it were just made rarer, even much rarer, than disabled wholesale

PapaMichael

my guess is justice12354
trying to obfuscate the fact that it was you by being the one making this thread

PapaMichael

wish i could believe that things like this are real and not intentional attention grabs
cynicism makes a fool out of all of us i suppose

PapaMichael

i'm all for more dm'd rounds by admins but like admins can already force disable rulesets and manually trigger midrounds if they feel like kicking dynamic to the curb for that round? the fact that they typically don't (i don't read the logs of literally every round, but i still feel confident in ass...

PapaMichael

what if uh what if caramel gave you diabetes and i dunno take stam damage and eventually tox damage if you don't take insulin

PapaMichael

oh i get it ok
dogshit thread though

players club denizens roll in and tell jane how bad her thread is

PapaMichael

who or what is a "papea"

PapaMichael

Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Wed May 29, 2024 8:57 pm why make a peanut if you don't have anything to say

you don't get it bro obviously making the peanut thread is the best way to get that hot players club clout, we gotta peanut everything c'mon bro

PapaMichael

glacially cold take but i am a dendydoom fan and am glad she's headmin

PapaMichael

Timonk wrote: ↑Wed May 29, 2024 12:02 am For one I dislike having random ass raptors on the station for no reason every round. Kind of breaks immersion

+1
if they're adapted for the atmosphere on lavaland/icemoon then they shouldn't be able to survive on station

PapaMichael

iwishforducks wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2024 4:50 pm you’ve heard of the great wall of admin complaint people, now get ready for the 2nd wonder of the world, the great text pyramids of players club

this is better than the people here who feel the need to peanut every ban appeal, even if they're utterly uninteresting

PapaMichael

i've always had issues in my left shoulder but they've gotten much worse lately (swimming for 10 years as a teenager moment) bench is mostly okay if i really squeeze my shoulder blades together and arch my back properly, but i haven't found a way to do shoulder presses, incline presses, or any kinda...

PapaMichael

why would anyone want to play hos alone on a round with 20 assistants
that sounds like the opposite of fun

PapaMichael

it wasn't my favorite but i am sad to see it go
it was already so rare after the config change to make it only appear below 45 pop anyway

PapaMichael

PapaMichael wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2024 9:41 pm i have no idea why i think this or if it tracks any real server phenomena

actually manny got a shitton of new mins recently huh
that tracks

PapaMichael

how have the rounds been i feel like the ceiling's been rising the past few months (good rounds feel more frequent and of higher quality than before) but the mediocre meh rounds haven't really budged in quality (on manny, for the record) i have no idea why i think this or if it tracks any real serve...

PapaMichael

admin conduct is far more serious than banning players. a tiny fraction of bwoinks end up in notes/bans, of which a tiny fraction of which are ever appealed, so the vast majority of admin conduct never gets observed by anyone but the bwoinkee, so i kinda don't have a problem with the book getting th...

PapaMichael

the unspoken elephant in the room here is that matrixone is asserting that this isn't just drag, but that every admin but duffy has been acting this way. it's weird. it's not that i don't believe them, but i've literally never personally experienced anything remotely resembling this hostility myself...

PapaMichael

wait wait wait wait hold the fucking phone Just to prevent a back-and-forth conversation and limit posts that aren't directly relevant to the complaint itself with regards to thedragmeme's contested ticket conduct, now you've both had the opportunity to post about the context of the shift as a who...

PapaMichael

PapaMichael

Background for the peanut gallery, this complaint originated from a conversation in the mannicord about players feeling targeted by bwoinks and immediately going on the defensive. TBM said that admins used to be more confrontational out the gate and gave some examples of how admins are "suppose...

PapaMichael

aren't you an admin
what is stopping you from logging on and abusing someone right now

PapaMichael

Sybil has 40 pop

PapaMichael

bonchoi you already did this bit
come on man this is a fat L for you all around

PapaMichael

wait is bonchoi reacting on his own post??
slapper14 deserves an admin complaint for not permabanning you for that

PapaMichael

is the player count on the site wrong or is it dead

PapaMichael

Knowledgeable, chill, a pillar of the community both IC and OOC, and puts in crazy hours admining each day... but ruins it all by using the giga gars as captain. -9000

PapaMichael

track something interesting
do a peanut thread tier-list or something

PapaMichael

rs3 booo!!
we osrs in here

ironman btw

PapaMichael

there's 1 player on sybil that's ∞ times more than it was the last time i looked, papamichael was right, close it up

PapaMichael

well. that went about as expected.

PapaMichael

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS_tQLoMZCY
6 hours
actually getting hyped ngl

PapaMichael

lmao this dude uses ifunny

PapaMichael

wait she streams zachtronics games?!
ok this vtuber is alright

PapaMichael

DrAmazing343 wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2024 4:37 pm remember if you see someone with the "intern" tag on their name you have to shoot them with an empty syringe every time to make them absolutely freak the fuck out

sad that intern usually just means "this person has a >90% chance of being an evader/griefer"

PapaMichael

thanks for the thoughtful replies. i'll have another essay to deploy but in the interim i'd like to say that i have no desire to stop roundstart threat reports. i used to think that it might be nice to make the report lie more often, but i've since questioned this - i think it would lead to people ...

PapaMichael

the elegant solution is to make threat levels a lie so often that nobody takes the purported "greenshift" seriously when it does come

PapaMichael

Timonk wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2024 6:57 pm also i would be suprised if we got more than 100 new people from her stream because she doesnt upload her gameplay to youtube

yeah she does you just have to click "live" for the livestream archives, it's a separate tab from "videos"

PapaMichael

yeah i would be very upset if their streaming application wasn't approved
i joined their discord (just for reconnaissance! ok!) and
a) this is real, it isn't someone impersonating a streamer for a joke and
b) the mods did seem to be earnestly asking their community to seriously not grief or anything

PapaMichael

viewtopic.php?p=728611#p728611
their streams are pulling like 5k-20k views
forget sybil being dead this will pack every server
do any of you know this person?

PapaMichael

"Greenshifts are bad" is often a self-fulfilling prophecy. Of course a shift is going to lose a lot of steam when a third of the playerbase alt+tabs to watch YouTube as soon as the greenshift announcement pops up. The people who haven't quit the game are playing a lot more half-assedly tha...

PapaMichael

i'd rather always have the fork in my right so despite being righty the knife goes in the left

PapaMichael

be a clown or a mime in Real Life

PapaMichael

DrAmazing343 wrote: ↑Sun May 05, 2024 7:34 pm It would be valuable to look at the most pop dippy maps/times of day and try to draw correlations.

MSO crunched that and there was zero perceptible correlation

PapaMichael

lI
skill issue

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