/tg/Station 13

AseaHeru

I was confused when I read it less than a min after I posted it, so...

AseaHeru

Bay slurs anyone?

Because I want to come here, get drunk off my 2d ass, and say something (or its slured version) ten times and laugh at the incomprehensible result.

AseaHeru

What map?

Because yah, different places on each map...

AseaHeru

Cipher3 wrote:Also cargo techs actually have access to the QM office. Tested it.

On all maps? It might just be the doors.

Or someone changed the cargo techs access to include the QM one.

AseaHeru

Can we have the Engi-vend be able to vend fire alarm electronics? Seriously, you can't find those things anywhere...at all. Not in tech storage either. I had to take apart another fire alarm and put it into a room I was fixing just because the fire alarm blew up and NOTHING WOULD STOP THE FLASHES, ...

AseaHeru

85% of people who have voted agree that hulks arent human.

AseaHeru

I like the lace up boots...

AseaHeru

I like that gun...
The new one, above the above, just to deal with any confusion...

AseaHeru

The last version of this had one, the Urist McStation version of box had one (back when it still used /TG/ and before URIST, so about... 9 months?)

AseaHeru

Flashes break.

AseaHeru

Cant you just ship the buggers to the asteroid? Because as far as I know it was "kill or get them off the level".

AseaHeru

How much is a coin worth? Because we may want to base some of these thing on that.

Cargo items should be slightly cheaper than vender items, so some things should be changed.

AseaHeru

Thasts it exactly.

In fact, make the ammo take both gold and silver, just for the added anti-borgieness.
Or atleast the anti-cybermanness.

AseaHeru

Well, thats because people dont roleplay, and always try to get them valids on.

AseaHeru

I havent seen much of red dwarf...
Just the first few episodes...

AseaHeru

I dont know how the silly thing works yet...
Atmos that is.

Mostly because its so friggin slow to change.

AseaHeru

Showers (on cold) work just as well as cyro, aslong as you have the drugs in your system.
Doorbell systems are fun.

AseaHeru

Probably not.
Although it means there is a greater chance for awesome avatars to be lost forever...

AseaHeru

I... cant see that...

And I may shove in some of my sketches in here.

AseaHeru

Now I really need to get my image up...
Just so I can confuse people with my Elf Skin....

AseaHeru

And this is why you roleplay.
So you are driven slightly less insane when you go insane.

AseaHeru

I like rev...

Just shove this in along side it, to lower the "Its rev, cult or nuke" knowledge.

AseaHeru

I want both... Beepsky pings sec and binary channels when they arrest/stun someone (same with other bots), pings borgs and AI when they see them.

AseaHeru

Yah, and we have tommy guns just in case we get invaded by the werewolves.

AseaHeru

Hey, I lock that shit up.

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Indeed.

AseaHeru

Silver, who the fuck knows.
Diamond, perhaps in that silly scope it has.

AseaHeru

The station, called "Liberty News Network", broadcasts three major pieces, most of which deal with aliens. "This just in! Word has it that the Super Duper Court that rules over the Sybil, Basil, and Artyom sectors of space, has just declared that members of different alien races may n...

AseaHeru

Yah, but how do you mail them down? Give them a mail scanner? Trust cargo to actually sort shit?
Or buff the thing that few people even know exists.

AseaHeru

If you use bluespace beakers, Bombcap.

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Same with the wires. No insulation, except a thin film of it on the floor.

AseaHeru

Could always be grey with black outlines.
(wait for it...)

AseaHeru

And then you would get permaed and probably executed.

But thank you for the trial that round.

AseaHeru

(SEE ABOVE POST) it's a 50 round automatic weapon with 15 damage per bullet it's ten times superior to the SMG, why would it cost less then that? Because it makes sense for it to only need metal, glass and similar? Because thats what its made of? (well, metal and wood) Because a gun without ammo is ...

AseaHeru

Well, looks like 25 people say hunks should be non-human while six say they are human, and two sit there watching...

So is the official policy that they are non-human now?

AseaHeru

I thought it was some sort of gun...

Then I saw it was on its side...

AseaHeru

What, and let them only have five or so pipes per superbattery charge?
Just let cargo order some, have a "pipe bag" or something similar.

AseaHeru

By stating "Nanotessen Health and Human Services would like me to remind you that under Code Blue suit sensors are required to be active. Thank you"

Oh wait, half those words dont exist yet. I dont think "thank" does atleast.

AseaHeru

But... balance!
And most HoPs just sit on there ass and either piss people off, greef or (Insert the totally-not-ERP-thing that they do here)

AseaHeru

I just wish it wasent so hindered by lackof words...

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I thought they could get banned for doing that.

AseaHeru

Dont wear that mask then. But thats really not a good enough statement to say... That said, I support this, but I suggest the ties are black as the white wires are used by some people (ME), we dont have black wires, and zipties come in black. First image found. https://www.shopcateye.com/sites/defau...

AseaHeru

(Solar is safer)
But yah, I want a frigging nuke on the station that isint just a wheely cart.

AseaHeru

I wish that the cook could mail food to departments, perhaps after getting an order via the request console. Infact, if when requesting something via console the console spits out a mail card to the requesting area, that would just be awesome, and would remove some small quanity of proposed snowflak...

AseaHeru

If you do this, we also need beanbag ammo for all the SMGs, AP rounds and perhaps Gumballs. (kudos if you get the reference)
If you havenot read The Supernaturalist than you have not lived.

AseaHeru

*raises hand*
The one time I decided to make bombs as a non-antag I sent them all to mining...
That was the second time I made bombs...
*lowers hand*

AseaHeru

We do need more mechs...

And painting mechs! All my yes!

AseaHeru

I like the idea of there boners getting boned by bones.
(ERPers getting attacked by skellies)

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(FIREFIGHTERS ARE STRONGER THAN RIPLYS)

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Why would the gun need diamond? I can see the ammo needing, say, silver, but the gun needing diamond?

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