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snip Somehow half of these sound absurd ironic like "Go to criminal face and ask why they are wanted", while others are genuinely interesting. It's hilarious and it also gives them the knowledge that security is after them, ergo they get a chance to run, and you a chance to chase them.

When you spot someone set to wanted, go get in their face and ask what they're wanted for over security comms. Ignore the criminal entirely while doing this. If another officer is trying to baton someone and they're in a closed space, place yourself firmly in the way out so they can't escape. When s...

Timonk wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2024 3:11 pm
Boris wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2024 2:56 pm really hope that this actually brings in fresh blood.
fresh blood for the sacrifice to the demon lords

the engine of despair hungers.

really hope that this actually brings in fresh blood.

ban evasion. oh so much evasion. probably some other stuff too but I don't think I was active for that?

wubli is pretty poggers. I haven't had any real interactions with them for what feels like years, but my opinion has not changed due to that.

oh cool, an armhulen post.

timestop. singularity hammer.

TheBibleMelts probably enjoys nightcore.

Get banned immediatly for max capping sec

Statbus has failed me and I don't remember what the round ID was.

I do however remember fucking around for a bit, getting turned into a shadow person by a lizard, finding a pistol on the floor (I think it was a stechkin but I can't know for certain at this point), and failing to get revenge.

Hardsuits don't exist anymore and have been replaced with MODSuits. Basically, imagine a hardsuit expect it goes onto your back slot, folds out onto your feet, hands, torso, head, and takes quite a while to turn on/off. You can also put loads of weird modules in them like a grenade dispenser that ma...

Been listening to a perfectly reasonable amount of the Off OST, various accordion covers, pretty much the entirety of Can't Wake Up, and fuck you i'm going underground (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fnAVB6GWpo).

goddamnit why can't I vote for dendydoom

snip After a quick comb through the wiki it turns out that the captain job page, the guide to security page, and space law itself mention that only the captain gets to authorize execution. The blurbs in the MRP rules page regarding executions are more recent, and actually in the rules page though, ...

I dunno about you but if I was in Maia's shoes I would probably have done the exact same thing. If security cannot contain you for your punishment for whatever reason, be it an utter lack of suitable holding areas, or you having a way to cleanly and efficently get out of their grasp, them killing yo...

Don't forget the atrocinator module.

the crew has numbers. the crew has space to breathe. the crew has friendship. their enemies, generally speaking, do not.

try lobbing a spear at the bad man's head.

I just stab people who I have reasons to stab, and people who get in the way of me stabbing people I have reasons to stab. People get very mad at me for this sometimes. It's pretty enjoyable.

I totally could've made that post. Wasn't me though.

y'know maybe talking to people about recalling the shuttle before Just Doing It without explaining your reasons would've resulted in something different then this.

I live under a rock. Someone please explain who Paris Konets is.

Striders13 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 23, 2023 10:00 am what the fuck is digg

A bit like digg before digg, but the forums turns digg into digg, so noone can actually explain it here.

nah, she definitely has. the fact that she's specifically pointing fingers at the netting mode when the snare is what get used most often (at least as far as I know) is kinda weird but thermal pistol buffs are like honey on toast.

does anyone have opinions on the NeoDays tileset for CDDA?

Positive notes do exist and happen but that doesn't change the fact that most notes are punishments, incredibly mild ones, but punishments none-the-less.

The fact that they can result in harsher punishments along the line but that doesn't necessarily mean they will, though.

Pandarsenic wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2023 10:10 am
Rageguy505 wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2023 4:29 am I closed the first ahelp because I was gonna click on his name to respond and the chat moved the close button under my mouse
This has also happened to me an embarrassing number of times

Use the ticket tab. Please, use the ticket tab.

It's out. It's honest to god out.

https://fractalsoftworks.com/2023/05/05 ... a-release/

Even if prv Starworks is a bit jank and out there at times, it's so filled with interesting and evocative stuff that I can't help but recommend it whenever anyone asks.

sometimes fixing people who get gibbed is as easy as pie, and sometimes it makes me want to cause physical harm to chaplain and chef players.

1h30m being the ideal round length would sound a lot more appealing to me if we had more fast burning midround antags.

it is midnight, and thus time to spew my incredibly questionable security opinions. security is on the backfoot, security has to be on the backfoot, and you have to stay on the backfoot in order for the round to actually be fun. you will arrest someone you know to almost certainly be a traitor and y...

chip lowkey has less self awareness then a snail but I'm going to miss him. he'll probably get unbanned in a year.

Not sure why Europeans think Americans are seething at having to drive everywhere. Genuine question, how long does it take for you to walk to a supermarket? Probably 30 minutes (compared to a 5 minute drive). People around me definitely do it because I've seen the occasional shopping cart parked ou...

BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 24, 2023 4:57 pm Not sure why Europeans think Americans are seething at having to drive everywhere.

Genuine question, how long does it take for you to walk to a supermarket?

What the fuck is happening in this thread?

I have literally no idea who you are.

Holy fucking shit, player headmin.

dull red eyes, bags under those said eyes, cigarette generated miasma, and god awful vibes not pictured.

What if we just made the stam damage from batons be effected by armor?

snip Ye, both got deleted, probably because there's not supposed to be posting on threads allowed yet. But the threads aren't locked so a couple people have posted in them by accident. They'll probably get un-deleted once the question period opens up for real (in like 2 days). Ah, actual questions ...

I made a post in Thedragmeme's thread but I can't see it anymore which makes me think it got deleted, but I haven't gotten a warning anywhere that I can see and I also have a forum notification that they quoted my post in a reply, and I can't see that either.

Argh.

Their commitment to teaching people how to do things they don't know is admirable as hell.

The fact that lowpop murderboning is incredibly cringe and absolutely something you'll get bwoinked for doesn't make this not clear-cut admin abuse.

Fucked up.

Gotta wonder if he retired on his own or if he got asked to due to having a grand total of 5 rounds played in the past half year though.

I need a time machine to tell 2016 me to come up with a better name.

snip Would I like Starsector? Like, how complicated is it? What is it tailored to? How easy is it to learn? I don't know you so I can't answer the first question. I think it's actually pretty simple when you get down to it, but I also think that the peak Apogee build is a Plasma Cannon and Squalls ...

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