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id pay gupta to come back

there are over 8 billion human beings on this planet and statistically at least one of them will have delusions of being banned from tgstation

this doesnt deserve a shell, let alone a whole nut. you are driving down the value of my nut portfolio

Constellado wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2024 3:18 am Play CE. People are naturally afraid of the CE.

people are generally afraid of any head of staff in their department

the entire station is the CE's department

also yeah. it's time for nonhuman heads of staff

PapaMichael wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2024 9:53 pm aren't you an admin
what is stopping you from logging on and abusing someone right now

that would only fulfill 10% of our admin complaint quota and i don't get paid enough to try more than that

we need more admin abuse

dean ivanov (bdudy) survived being teleported to the abandoned satellite, repressurized it before dying, and camped out for 30 minutes until we teleported someone through who had a hand teleporter. he returned to the station and ratted out our operation and came to kill us and as he strangled me to ...

its like zombie jesus

apply to be a sybil player today

how many times did he use the exploit before someone noticed

golf caddy

sign twirler

we should just unban everyone from sybil and make sybil have its own ban database

this might be the dumbest note this year

whiteship

but im busy

we should rename this to the scriptis corner and give me full control

Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Mon Apr 29, 2024 8:47 pm
PapaMichael wrote: ↑Mon Apr 29, 2024 7:40 pm gupta corner throwing out a hail mary after declining ratings...
Ive stopped playing and I dont plan to play anymore so these are the last times of the corner, congrats everyone.

f

bootleg

local player leaves for 2 months after receiving antag ban, returns without playing any appreciable amount of time, demands antag ban lifted, misses point entirely

heretics now explode when they die killing everyone and destroying everything in a 15 tile radius

heretics now have one hp

people who kill a heretic fnr are now permanently banned

Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:25 am Jonathon Gupta is christ, please ask my son Jonathan Gupta

o lord jhohny gupto, i beseech thee, please stop killing the peasants

can someone post ascii kermit the frog i feel like we're earning it here

Istoprocent1 wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:53 pm Impressive dedication as well as unhealthy amount spent on the game. No suicides, no ghostings. Always helping crew out.

your last two rounds were spent suiciding because you a) weren't antag and b) couldn't get your vault loot

again this is lame as hell and is well-deserving of a note

if you complain about "the antag distribution system" being skewed in an appeal where you were very obviously powergaming you are boring. you are a boring player. you are contributing nothing to the round, cut it out

Istoprocent1 wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:21 am Now when it comes to "how many times did I do my gimmick" it just shows how skewed the antag distribution system is.

stop being boring

instead of fixing the main engine i have recently just begun building a new engine before the main one delaminates

usually i finish it with 1-2 minutes to spare

kinnebian wrote: ↑Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:50 am -snip-

now this. this right here is some rule 0 territory

tl;dr: make spaceman lives more disposable. round removal should be ok and i'm tired of pretending it isn't

this is the kind of behavior i want on sybil because it would continue escalating until at least a dozen people were dead and the kitchen was in space and everyone would be laughing their asses off

gupta is not manuel material that's pretty much the end of it

we should just make it so that using a bucket on a moth puts the moth in the bucket like axolotl in a bucket in minecraft

you can make a 1x1 engine by putting a portable heater, portable scrubber, and tesla coil on the same tile as the crystal using disposals pipes, and then power it with an emitter with a disabler

edit: or blow kisses at it

roses are red

violets are blue

if you use a language model to write your appeal

i think we should ban you

IC issue. Don't roll Jellypeople if you're scared of viruses. For the same reason you shouldn't roll Plasmeme if you're scared of O2. We're not gonna start pumping the station full of plasma so you can breathe if you lose your internals. disagree because you can't remotely remove the O2 tanks of al...

the gist i'm feeling here and my own opinion is "as long as it isn't consistent borderline antag hunting from that one annoying bastard, let the people cook"

berets suck and you're a nerd

gupta most likely to kill someone (he kills everyone)

freshestsoup most likely to explode
chimpston most likely to explode everything else

dendy's response here is spectacular. chesh should take notes (you made a right pick for host vote)

i'd rather have jonashx over the said 30 year old porn fetishist whose entire bit was sexually harassing other players which is really common in tg players for some reason. i seriously put high-risk directed kys speech like this at the same level of as doxxing threats. that shit really hurts people...

Jonashx/(Jimmy Quark) (DEAD) "you are a 30 year old porn fetishist that steals felinids shoes in a online game" Jonashx/(Jimmy Quark) (DEAD) "you should honestly get the rope" i do not want this person to be a part of this community edit: this should remain in place for at least...

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=35831

i think that ekat might've been fine if they'd said they checked the room and saw two nasty viruses first

Of note, Qfmysteryman23 appears to have also suicided at or near the start of the round in 224033 , 223565 , and 223618 . This ban appears to have been placed in 224333 . 224033 started 2024-02-16 04:51:02. Qfmysteryman23 joined Manuel and Sybil in the 2 subsequent hours as an observer, and then sig...

to elaborate: if someone messes with your ""event"" just give them a decent length of appropriately in-character rope, remember the golden rule, and smile

TheLoLSwat wrote: ↑Wed Feb 21, 2024 6:36 pm People on Manuel can’t just beat up cc officers? I make it a tradition to kidnap and hold them for ransom after declaring them to be syndicate infiltrators

i can attest to this because i had macrobomb implant even my interns and of course you blew up your own station in the process

no mention of worlds lamest RD Kraven Lockharte huh

its gupta

this thread is making me move people down the tier list. hating poly is an instant F tier WHAT DID SHE DO TO YOU

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