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Re: Space House 3

Post by delaron » #67694

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And I think I just peed myself. This is gold!

2. Freeform: Oldman Robustin might need to ensure Mekhi knows who is the real boss in the house.
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Re: Space House 3

Post by Cipher3 » #67732

delaron wrote:And I think I just peed myself. This is gold!

2. Freeform: Oldman Robustin might need to ensure Mekhi knows who is the real boss in the house.
Delaron makes a good point.

Oldman: The Space House is in its early stages - the power vacuum yet persists. Abuse the situation by putting possible competitors in their place. Highest priorities: Mekhi Anderson, Space Mime Continuum (would appear to be manipulating Reed Glover, very suspicious.)
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Nathanael Greene has made a woman of Bryce Pax!

Valerie Sinnet says, "Nathaniel Greene charged the brig with a fucking HONK."

[Common] Assists-the-Crew hisses, "Walker Quinn s-s-s-ss-stole the HoP's-s-s-ss-s door"

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DEAD: Ichigo Momomiya says, "Coravin's just an ass."

Linus Johnson says, "Hey you know I got this game Skyrim last week"
Linus Johnson says, "I have a level 19 ranger and its so fun"
Weston Zadovsky says, "did he just"
Weston Zadovsky says, "fucking hell"

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Coravin, just Coravin.

Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Fucking get out."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Please?"
Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Please get the fuck outta my lab."
Coravin Vattes exclaims, "Okay!"
[Common] Beryl Nyuphoran {RD} asks, "WHO GAVE CORAVIN ALL ACCESS?"

Lindsay Donk stammers, "L-Luc-ck w-was-s-s s-s-such-h a beaut-tifu p-p-p-pr-r-rom-m q-q-q-queen"

Ty Andrews curls up in a ball on the floor and purrs.

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Re: Space House 3

Post by Balut » #67735

delaron wrote:2. Freeform: Oldman Robustin might need to ensure Mekhi knows who is the real boss in the house.
Changing my vote to this.

With robusting that scrub across the street as like, a sidegoal or whatever.
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Re: Space House 3

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We hear them in our sleep. Talking. Conspiring.

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Another day begins. How many times have we done this? Another new start.

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We hear the asshole lizard turn the stereo on again, but we're already awake. Everyone else isn't so lucky.

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We meet our first accomplice as she arrives to pick us up for work. She reminds us of someone but the faces are all blurs and bloody smudges in our memory. She's so familiar.

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This is the place. We go inside and meet the crew. We're on lookout duty so we spend the day listening to police scanners and moving pins around a map. It's inefficient but it works. At least they pay attention to details. More than we can say about some of our other crews.

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With their help we also fence the cars and get our hands on a coffee maker. Maybe it's age but we feel tired all the time now. Even fresh the coffee still tastes cold and bitter, like old ghosts.

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Erin wanders over and drinks her juice with me. She sways a little back and forth but says nothing. She joins us in staring into nothing for a moment. Maybe she knows some of what we know. Maybe she's seen some of what we've seen. For a brief moment we feel something like appreciation for Erin. It passes quickly.

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With the caffiene in our veins we push just a little harder to get over that hill. We fall but we get back up. We keep doing this until we make it.

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Hello Mekhi.

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We describe what we're going to do to him if he tries to put one over on us while demonstrating with our hands. He's both surprised and disgusted. He recoils.

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...but fires back. He wants to think he's in control. That he's the man.

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So we slap him, hard. The most disrespectful way you can hit another man. The pain passes and your left with the shame of being struck like a woman or a child. Men don't slap other men, so what does that make you Mekhi?

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We're about to follow up with a real hook when Mekhi surprises us and spears us to the floor. The enthusiasm of youth. It's nice to be surprised for once. We roll. He's surprisingly strong. Sitting on his ass at home all day has given him the reserves of energy. We get gassed quickly. He gets the upper hand and hammers us in the face and upper body.

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We're beaten. You get in enough fights you're bound to lose some of them. We feel the years grind against eachother in our bones as we get back on our feet.

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Reed laughs at us. Says something about getting tabled. After we settle up with Mekhi we'll have to settle up with him.

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Have to get out of the house. Walk this off, get some air. We jog around the city and case more places to get our mind off getting robusted.

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This bar seems to be pretty well populated most nights with fancy cars, while the lot seems dark and unattended. Perfect.

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We jog home again, everyone else is already asleep. We crawl into bed exhausted and dream about the workout equipment we could buy with that car money. We dream of getting strong enough to grasp Mekhi's head in our hands and squeeze until there's nothing left.

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Re: Space House 3

Post by Balut » #68054

Dat haggard old trooper narrative.

Continue as Oldman Robustin. Join Fight Club.
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Re: Space House 3

Post by ThanatosRa » #68057

Continue as Oldman Robustin. Commit Arson.
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Re: Space House 3

Post by Kraso » #68066

I told you to grab the fucking gift from the goat lord four times now :faggot:
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Re: Space House 3

Post by Wyzack » #68067

I cannot believe Oldman got robusted. Almost feels bad
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Re: Space House 3

Post by Timbrewolf » #68068

Kraso wrote:I told you to grab the fucking gift from the goat lord four times now :faggot:
I go with what the majority vote is.
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Re: Space House 3

Post by miggles » #68078

possess mekhi and commit suicide for being worst space resident
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Re: Space House 3

Post by Wyzack » #68082

Posses oldman, begin training to kick Mekhi's ass, or else eliminate him by other means
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Re: Space House 3

Post by XSI » #68089

I vote whatever Kraso voted
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Re: Space House 3

Post by Timbrewolf » #68153

Just so everyone can see what I'm looking at here:

3 votes for Oldman continuing to attempt to robust Mekhi/pillage the town
2 votes to become Mekhi and either kill urself or arrest Oldman
2 votes to (as Oldman?) go pick up the goat basket.
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Re: Space House 3

Post by bandit » #68156

possess mekhi, we've been oldman too long
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Re: Space House 3

Post by LunchboxKilla » #68160

vote oldman getting basket from goat god
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Re: Space House 3

Post by Timbrewolf » #68290

Thanks for voting in a three way tie.
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Re: Space House 3

Post by Balut » #68303

I thought you said whatever advanced bullshit we want to do necessitates we're one guy forever so I'm gonna keep voting for being one guy forever I guess.

I still want Robustin' in Fight Club also.
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Re: Space House 3

Post by Timbrewolf » #68309

What? No.

If you want to do specific things with someone you have to Possess them first. There's a little bit of lag, like an adjustment period before we get full control over someone's faculties. Right now we have a pretty solid connection on Oldman and can nudge him around to do most of what we could want him to do.

If we jump over to Mekhi, it's going to be a minute before we can do anything but witness the world through his eyes and follow along with whatever he wants to do.
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Re: Space House 3

Post by Cipher3 » #68329

Erin Wake ---> Seduce Mekhi
Spoiler:
Nathanael Greene has made a woman of Bryce Pax!

Valerie Sinnet says, "Nathaniel Greene charged the brig with a fucking HONK."

[Common] Assists-the-Crew hisses, "Walker Quinn s-s-s-ss-stole the HoP's-s-s-ss-s door"

OOC: HotelBravoLima: I literally can't be removed from power.


I demand this ban be lifted right now. ~Bibliodewangus

Erin Wake whispers, "You should ready up on Badger and boink with me..."

"I think you guys are just tired of drinking hitler and now you want diet hitler.
I've got all that great hitler flavor but only half the hitler calories." - Anon3

You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that PR matters. ~MisterPerson

DEAD: Ichigo Momomiya says, "Coravin's just an ass."

Linus Johnson says, "Hey you know I got this game Skyrim last week"
Linus Johnson says, "I have a level 19 ranger and its so fun"
Weston Zadovsky says, "did he just"
Weston Zadovsky says, "fucking hell"

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Coravin, just Coravin.

Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Fucking get out."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Please?"
Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Please get the fuck outta my lab."
Coravin Vattes exclaims, "Okay!"
[Common] Beryl Nyuphoran {RD} asks, "WHO GAVE CORAVIN ALL ACCESS?"

Lindsay Donk stammers, "L-Luc-ck w-was-s-s s-s-such-h a beaut-tifu p-p-p-pr-r-rom-m q-q-q-queen"

Ty Andrews curls up in a ball on the floor and purrs.

by oranges » Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:15 pm
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #68345

Oldman: work on getting a promotion, so you can rise in the ranks of the underworld and start making people disappear.
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Re: Space House 3

Post by Balut » #68353

Cipher3 wrote:Erin Wake ---> Seduce Mekhi
Oldman ---> Seduce Mekhi.
"Yeah, they're kick-ass robot pilots!" "But they sing and dance!" "They launch from a secret base..." "...that's right under the opera house!"
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Re: Space House 3

Post by Timbrewolf » #68354

Balut wrote:
Cipher3 wrote:Erin Wake ---> Seduce Mekhi
Oldman ---> Seduce Mekhi.
I admire your optimism but I think we burned that bridge around the time we bitch-slapped him.
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Re: Space House 3

Post by Deantwo » #68355

Violaceus wrote:Mekhi. Arrest Oldman.
I support this.
Mekhi, arrest Oldman.
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Re: Space House 3

Post by miggles » #68383

fuck off mekhi sympathizers
if we do become mekhi the only option is suicide
otherwise continue being oldman and do something cool
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Re: Space House 3

Post by Stillchr » #68394

ForcefulCJS was just so wired to win. Jeez. Its kind of weird seeing this.
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Re: Space House 3

Post by Balut » #68405

An0n3 wrote:I admire your optimism but I think we burned that bridge around the time we bitch-slapped him.
We're just introducing him to his new ryona fetish, it'll totally work out.
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Re: Space House 3

Post by Fayrik » #74850

My suggestion for this thread,
An0n3: Post update.
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Re: Space House 3

Post by Timbrewolf » #74854

We lost a bunch of updates :/

I'll have to figure some shit out.
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Re: Space House 3

Post by Timbrewolf » #77639

Some day when everything isn't exploding into pieces Space House 3 will return.

The actual real life narrative of Spessmens is more interesting than this right now anyway.

Just imagine my sim standing outside the adminbus while it catches fire and you'll get the gist of it.
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