/tg/Station 13

Whoisthere

Did the game, took all of your advice and used it. Thanks people! Had reports, drinking for failure, drinking as "happy pills", false info, darkroom, filling out trick forms, bureaucracy etc, stirred the plot to make the players work together but secretly set them on each other as much as ...

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I was asked to DM Paranoia irl.
I never played Paranoia, I never heard about it, I only just now started reading Paranoia XP edition.
I don't have any other materials.
The DMing is to take place in two days, we'll have about 3-4 hours.
Any tips or pointers or whatever?

Whoisthere

Add a "sweatiness" parameter to spessmen that fills up from strenuous activity (mining, running, melee combat, repairs, etc). Every relevant action increases your sweatiness by 1%. So if you hit rock 30 times with a pickaxe, or place 30 floor tiles, your sweatiness rises to 30%. At 30% swe...

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Make it but make it so they're not frogs of war but biker crabs

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Station went to shit due to singulo and murderboners, meanwhile there I was sitting in the cozy, pressurized, safe, airlocked library with 3-4 more people, drinking vodka from the hacked boozeomat and reading smut.
It was good while it lasted.

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Give borgs the "fuck you asshole" arnold soundclip please

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kevinz000 wrote:
CPTANT wrote:Why would I ever use this, if I don't want my gun to fire then it isn't in my hand.

see

DemonFiren wrote:
RandomMarine wrote:It would be worth a chuckle watching someone get dunked because they forgot to switch the safety off in a fight.

Whoisthere

All guns now have safeties (tasers and eguns and lasers and ion included). When the safety is on you can't shoot. When the safety is off you can shoot but if you bump into someone or something the gun has a 50% chance to go off in a random direction including your face. Improvised shotguns do not ha...

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give peacekeeper a .357 revolver

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Are you just mad because you got banned there

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Screemonster wrote: Turns out you were more like Inspector Clouseau

Clouseau is the original "how do i change hands???" SS13 detective.

Whoisthere

In retrospect there were so many obvious signs he really was a traitor (a dude with a sleeping carp standing among gibs and saying im innocent) but I was drunk and he had a loyalty implant. Plus I hate accidentally arresting/killing innocents.

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>latejoin sec >fresh off the shuttle, didn't even grab sechuds >"help arrivals" >search arrivals, find Snake Plissken surrounded by corpses >whip out taser, snek deflec >whip out baton, stun, drag to brig >Snek: "I'm actually an undercover warden disguised as asstant!" >wat >his ...

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Deadlift (1x5): 300lbs Squat (3x5): 295lbs Overhead Press (3x5): 120lbs Bench Press (3x5): 205lbs Bodyweight: 230 lbs Doing starting strength. Since May 1st, 2017 Updated: August, 3rd, 2017 When your SS gains stop do not jump into an intermediate routine because you can still make twice-a-week gain...

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Add Windows 95 sounds to borgs and AI voice generator.

Make it so on AI death it makes the windows 95 TA-DA shut down sound.

Whoisthere

It's telling that Oranges "secret" server, where players had their ahelp removed, and icepacks and Oranges just bwoink people based on observation of player behavior, has the least issues.

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Sec is great for roleplay - you're forced to interact with people and try to solve their essentially unsolvable problems ("he took my beaker so I beat him up" - "he beat me up so I cut his leg off" - "he cut my leg off so I took him to crit city" - "i got arrested ...

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How about we just make medics more useful? Maybe make MDs more like paramedics where they're focused more on corpse/crit retrieval. Maybe make it so that when you're bleeding and walk on your own you take brute damage/bleed out faster, so that you have to call for a MEDAC! to rollerbed you to the me...

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Carlos or no Carlos it really looked like griff, beelining to atmos and immediately making a huge explosion.

Whoisthere

Wait don't tell me it was Gouty

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Yeah it was Carlos Danger. I genuinely thought accidents like that are the norm if the person in question doesn't have 10 notes for similar stuff already.

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So I created a private server and decided to experiment with supermatter gas mixes but being alone on the station was weird and so I went to genetics and human'd some monkeys and gave them clothing and retardation and took them to the engine so that their merry gibbering would keep me at least some ...

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Byond account and character name: Whoisthere / don't remember Banning admin: Gouty Ban type (What are you banned from?): servers Ban reason and length: Logged in, caused a huge explosion in atmos without doing anything else that round, logged off before I could talk to them. Permanent. Time ban was ...

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Should have figured that out myself. Thank you!

Whoisthere

At what temperature do oxygen and plasma ignite without other sources of fire?

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calzilla1 wrote:You can still sever tails

You can but apparently it's a big deal now for some reason.

Whoisthere

I miss having stungloves on and trying to help somebody up only to shock them instead. I also miss having people ask me ((hey im new to genetics can u give me link to wiki)) only to try and parasting me when they thought I was busy typing and shit. Really though there is nothing I miss unironically....

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The cartoon was shit, it just used Moomin characters for a generic children show. Moomin books are pretty good, the Comet book is vividly apocalyptic and the Winter book is pretty nice too. It baffles me that many people actually didn't read the books, I thought it's classic for all ages, like the H...

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Then again there's the Moominmamma and the completely psychopathic Little My (Too Ticky is probably a lesbian, I think she is based on Tuve's lesbian lover or something, I mean she gives me a butch lesbian vibe with her pretend-stoicism and "haha lets send the skiing hemule to the mountains so ...

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I was rereading Moomins the other day and the Snork maiden kept asking Moomitroll to pretend that he kidnapped her. Then I saw this strip: http://img.shit image host.com/albums/v228/effgeevee/moomins018-1.jpg http://img.shit image host.com/albums/v228/effgeevee/moomins019.jpg All this upset me great...

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I had the best dream ever. Started out like a Miyazaki movie. I was some kind of prince of the natural world or someshit. Was supposed to marry a little fish princess or whatever. Long story short, me and my cortege scared her, and she hid under some rocks in the sea, and that allowed demons to come...

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I think it's a great idea.

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I'm taking financial reports from faggots and denying them and also doing things like calling places and telling them what to do or meeting people and telling them what to do and writing reports and also a few months back I used to go to the toilets to cry a tiny bit and imagine a big fluffy panda h...

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No the whole setting looked like it was developed by McDonalds unfortuantely and the asian secret society dudes were called "DRAGON SOCIETY" or something to that extent and they all had katanas probably.

If there's a game involving jiang shi that's great.

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TBH Divinity: Dragon Commander actually isn't too far from what whoisthere described. Though there's only four romance options, not five. There is both an undead and a witch though iirc! Great, thank you Drynwyn. Will give it a try. Not really what I've been looking for - setting's too different fr...

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I tried to, it's not fun to play the game you've made. Are there no RPGs set in VTM and MTA combined?

Whoisthere

That means nothing me. Now give me information I require.

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DemonFiren wrote:ntr hut is the other way
this is for serious vidya discussion

I was 100% serious when I wrote my posts.
I expose my soul and this is how you repay me you reptile.

Whoisthere

Also it can't be a JRPG because I never played them but I don't like them and it also should be a TES game.

Basically I want VTMB but with elements from MTA and some kind of porn-romance.

Also it should be a lot like GTA.

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I want a videogame where I can be like Konstantin Konstantinovs and Teddy Riner and an NFL champion (so basically have a broken OP build) it has to be an RPG and there should be romance with 5 girls (one has to be a plump witch and one should be an undead and also I should be able to grow tentacles ...

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I'm re-reading all of Pratchett.

I also read Defying Gravity by Bill Starr - it's an anumsing read at the very least. Wondering if I should drop 25$ on his The Strongest Shall Survive.

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YBS wrote: EDIT: Tweaked a bit.

thank you its butifel

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A guy in treatment here decided to get into the film industry. By film industry I mean a role in some gay porn sucking a dude's dick and eating the guy's ass. He's extremely defensive about it and insists he's straight. What's so gay about it? Maybe if they were positioned in such a way that their ...

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Corn is just nasty though. I hate corn.

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What is WRONG with you people saying ADD EGG when I already said I ADD EGG

Will try jerky thing, looks retarded but why not. Probably can pass rehydrated jerky off as SUPER EXOTIC CHINESE-STYLE EXTRA SPECIAL HUNAN MEAT for when people gather for tabletop games.

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Closed my thread so I couldn't act upset at lzimann not wanting to send me presents for my birthday, I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.

Whoisthere

So does your boypussy when I'm near

Whoisthere

Change food system so that people can die of hunger, that way revs can besiege the brig and just try to starve sec out.

Whoisthere

*nuzzles sad bob and pounces on u and notices your buldge*
OwO
what's that

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Make sec and rev automatons spawn automatically in huge numbers. Sec automatons attack everyone non-implanted, rev automatons attack everyone implanted, and they both attack each other. Also make wooden barricades and shit like that spawn. For atmosphere.

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