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by nianjiilical
Thu Mar 21, 2024 4:30 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: when the nut is so good it got me hypotized
Replies: 89
Views: 3030

Re: when the nut is so good it got me hypotized

I have gotten silicon laws before that were just "you are (character) from (series)", from media I had absolutely zero exposure to. Like, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that? imo the trick to doing these is to make them vague so people who dont get the joke can make their own inte...
by nianjiilical
Wed Mar 20, 2024 6:18 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: shotgun github codenut: share your 2 tap kill chemicals here!
Replies: 19
Views: 647

Re: shotgun github codenut: share your 2 tap kill chemicals here!

the only good kill chem is baccus blessing change my mind
by nianjiilical
Mon Mar 18, 2024 5:51 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Virology healing viruses and jellypeople
Replies: 19
Views: 865

Re: Virology healing viruses and jellypeople

as someone whos played jellyperson exclusively since it was enabled i think this is just something that comes with picking the species and doesnt need a code solution if the viro releases a starlight healing disease named FUCK GOOGIRLS then i think the jellypeople can beat them up but its not exactl...
by nianjiilical
Fri Mar 15, 2024 6:25 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: roleplay thread
Replies: 16
Views: 512

Re: roleplay thread

*farts and dies and explodes
by nianjiilical
Mon Mar 11, 2024 1:02 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: happy mothers day, mso
Replies: 12
Views: 388

Re: happy mothers day, mso

everyone congratulate mso on a healthy pregnancy
by nianjiilical
Fri Mar 08, 2024 8:06 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: BEHIND YOU!!!!
Replies: 3
Views: 210

Re: BEHIND YOU!!!!

holy fuck its candleja
by nianjiilical
Wed Mar 06, 2024 11:58 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: the bumble thread: bee edition
Replies: 2
Views: 132

Re: the bumble thread: bee edition

by nianjiilical
Fri Mar 01, 2024 1:15 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: G*lag Users
Replies: 34
Views: 19475

Re: G*lag Users

i got gulagged as a syndicate monkey agent last night and it didnt give me a points card so i couldnt mine so i had to escape via ventcrawling and the hos refused to give me back my cool turtleneck because i didnt mine That was you? That shit was funny. The engiborg was so paranoid about you escapi...
by nianjiilical
Fri Mar 01, 2024 4:06 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: G*lag Users
Replies: 34
Views: 19475

Re: G*lag Users

i got gulagged as a syndicate monkey agent last night and it didnt give me a points card so i couldnt mine so i had to escape via ventcrawling and the hos refused to give me back my cool turtleneck because i didnt mine
by nianjiilical
Fri Mar 01, 2024 3:37 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: you must ICly do nothing peanut thread
Replies: 111
Views: 3863

Re: you must ICly do nothing peanut thread

Okay bmon haters hear me out, I'm about to make a conjecture If there was a terrorist in the White House going around and attacking congress members, would you expect President Joe Biden himself to hunt him down? There is difference though, the captain literally gets a sword, a gun and wears crazy ...
by nianjiilical
Fri Mar 01, 2024 3:36 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: security officer cannot articulate probable cause nut
Replies: 78
Views: 3169

Re: security officer cannot articulate probable cause nut

did you know dorms spawns 2-6 guaranteed wallets on average
by nianjiilical
Tue Feb 27, 2024 11:26 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Greatest Accomplishments Hall of Fame
Replies: 20
Views: 641

Re: Greatest Accomplishments Hall of Fame

back before they removed the c4-syndiebomb combo i ran into a cult just after theyd all been mass summoned with a c4'd syndiebomb and basically ruined the round for them

idk thats about it unless you count being the one responsible for the adminspawnable amongus and fumo .dmi files
by nianjiilical
Sun Feb 25, 2024 1:18 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Why do admins NEVER play security/heads of staff jobs?
Replies: 31
Views: 1161

Re: Why do admins NEVER play security/heads of staff jobs?

its more fun to watch and enable the antags than stop them also im unrobust
by nianjiilical
Sun Feb 18, 2024 11:23 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Hearthstone Budget Cuts Moment
Replies: 49
Views: 1903

Re: Hearthstone Budget Cuts Moment

As someone who has played League of Legends I cannot respect what they have done for League of Legends i decided to go for gold this split for the first time since like 2014-2015 and friends told me i actually became a more toxic individual in daily conversation because the ranked playerbase is *th...
by nianjiilical
Sat Feb 17, 2024 12:47 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Hearthstone Budget Cuts Moment
Replies: 49
Views: 1903

Re: Hearthstone Budget Cuts Moment

im bummed that riot closed their spinoff program but also i never bought any of them so maybe im the problem

apparently legends of runeterra has basically never been profitable despite everyone saying it was way more generous and less money hungry than the competition so maybe we're the problem
by nianjiilical
Fri Feb 16, 2024 3:43 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: 5000 BAN APPEALS
Replies: 26
Views: 968

Re: 5000 BAN APPEALS

and i would ban 5000 players, and i would ban 5000 more
to be the 'min who banned 5000 players and [something irish]
by nianjiilical
Fri Feb 16, 2024 10:41 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Hearthstone Budget Cuts Moment
Replies: 49
Views: 1903

Re: Hearthstone Budget Cuts Moment

i thought cinematics were like the one thing blizzard still had left
by nianjiilical
Tue Feb 13, 2024 1:25 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Election for king of the players club
Replies: 29
Views: 1020

Re: Election for king of the players club

we should retroactively make sinful the king of players club so we can roleplay that the king has been banished and dethroned and our kingdom is crumbling into ash and shadow
by nianjiilical
Fri Feb 02, 2024 3:26 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: mentlegen antag codenut
Replies: 39
Views: 1826

mentlegen antag codenut

https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/81231

god i hope this works out better than thief i love the idea of just getting random syndicate items and trying to figure out how to cause problems with them

also maybe the black market will be worth using more
by nianjiilical
Fri Jan 26, 2024 1:09 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Wubli hate thread
Replies: 143
Views: 39250

Re: Wubli hate thread

i wish i had a bidet they sound cool
by nianjiilical
Mon Jan 22, 2024 10:22 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: propeller beanie buff proposal
Replies: 5
Views: 1753

Re: propeller beanie buff proposal

traitor propeller beanie that has actual helicopter blades that continually slice everyone adjacent to you when you wear it

but it only works on people standing up and if you fall down while its on you start uncontrollably petercoptering
by nianjiilical
Sat Jan 20, 2024 12:07 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Stealthtags and You: Stories and Thoughts
Replies: 41
Views: 2203

Re: Stealthtags and You: Stories and Thoughts

i always go stealth antag as malf because i have no faith in my ability to do anything without being caught and having the 17 pro gamers show up at my core

even thought borgs always want to kill and murder......
by nianjiilical
Mon Jan 08, 2024 3:31 am
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: Ban Appeal - Nijanilacl
Replies: 2
Views: 1503

Re: Ban Appeal - Nijanilacl

the 6 day ban length was an extrapolation of the "24 hours per unjust death" policy we use for these sorts of things that said, a) admitting that you fucked up is good b) your note history definitely isnt terrible c) i wasn't able to talk to you about the ban since you logged off immediate...
by nianjiilical
Sun Jan 07, 2024 7:25 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: pfp rerating
Replies: 38
Views: 20365

Re: pfp rerating

yeah ok
by nianjiilical
Fri Jan 05, 2024 1:25 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Imagine how cool it would be if TG has technomancers
Replies: 5
Views: 1783

Re: Imagine how cool it would be if TG has technomancers

i like the idea of goon's arcfiend but i dont know if thats fantasy or not
by nianjiilical
Thu Jan 04, 2024 12:21 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Asimov AI Players are too nice!
Replies: 43
Views: 23694

Re: Asimov AI Players are too nice!

i always find myself wishing some ai players would be willing to act a bit more neutral instead of yelling whenever the crew does something bad or potentially hostile i make a point of not actively trying to stop antags unless they're harming and i think its more fun to either be intentionally vague...
by nianjiilical
Tue Jan 02, 2024 10:54 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Wubli hate thread
Replies: 143
Views: 39250

Re: Wubli hate thread

i went to the store the other day to buy beans and gravy for my poor starving family of two cats and a woman the man at the cashier looks me in the eyes and puts a big box on the counter with a huge deafening thud of impact "what is this" i say, already fearful and trepidacious that it wil...
by nianjiilical
Fri Dec 22, 2023 7:04 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Minor Suggestions
Replies: 3766
Views: 915315

Re: Minor Suggestions

new wizard spell that makes you a cowboy

-magic cowboy boots and hat plus sheriff outfit
-an immortal pony to ride and a spell to resummon it to your location
-a wand of bullets (a magic revolver that auto reloads over time but deals way less damage)
-a lasso spell (reskinned meat hook)
by nianjiilical
Thu Dec 21, 2023 6:09 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: do you guys like the new blood brothers
Replies: 27
Views: 11143

Re: do you guys like the new blood brothers

i dont like it because i have no friends and the one time i rolled it i went the whole round not knowing who to convert in all seriousness its fun, though i do second the mild concern that if someone who's both really robust and a long time static player gets it, they just flash someone else they kn...
by nianjiilical
Tue Dec 19, 2023 7:58 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Everything isn't.
Replies: 10
Views: 4198

Re: Everything isn't.

on one hand we're all going to die anyway so nothing matters but on the other hand dying is gay
by nianjiilical
Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:14 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Who will be the most popular static in 2030
Replies: 23
Views: 12089

Re: Who will be the most popular static in 2030

cuban pete

he's coming back and nobody can stop him
by nianjiilical
Wed Dec 13, 2023 8:52 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: we should rock this vote
Replies: 59
Views: 43392

Re: we should rock this vote

ive been decently active on sybil and i legit have *never* played on northstar until last night which i dont think is a good sign
by nianjiilical
Tue Dec 05, 2023 10:05 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: policynut about mechas for a complimenut
Replies: 36
Views: 17314

Re: policynut about mechas for a complimenut

chocolate_bickie wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 7:38 pm I wish there were more departmentally useful mechs.
add a chef mech that can do mecha-cqc and pizza tower speedrun techs
by nianjiilical
Tue Dec 05, 2023 10:03 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: oprussed player struck down by evil admin team for throwing 1 (one) harmless peanut in a time of grief, a thread
Replies: 136
Views: 73831

Re: oprussed player struck down by evil admin team for throwing 1 (one) harmless peanut in a time of grief, a thread

first they came for the cannibal incest likers and i said nothing

then they came for the slime transformation likers and i said nothing

and when they came for the felinid anime erp gangs there was nobody left to speak out for me
by nianjiilical
Tue Dec 05, 2023 8:06 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: People always be mourning Ratvar yet forget our homies U'ruu and Yalp Elor.
Replies: 19
Views: 6812

Re: People always be mourning Ratvar yet forget our homies U'ruu and Yalp Elor.

the lizardpeople should worship a giant sprawling greek-style pantheon with like 25 notable gods and fucked up lore

the mothpeople should have a shinto-style outlook based around hundreds of fallible minor native gods representing small aspects of nature

the felinids are godless
by nianjiilical
Tue Dec 05, 2023 7:58 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: two nutters RR'd from /tg/station community by MSO
Replies: 467
Views: 488823

Re: two nutters RR'd from /tg/station community by MSO

technokek wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 7:53 am i have an opinion
you stop that right this fucking instant
by nianjiilical
Sat Dec 02, 2023 10:40 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: the annual look back at tgstations github fuckups of the year
Replies: 43
Views: 21153

the annual look back at tgstations github fuckups of the year

edit: vekter made a poll https://strawpoll.com/XmZRxEBkwnd for those not in the know, the tgstation github has milestone categories for fuckup of the year, showcasing the best and brightest of our collective coderbase and the unmitigated power of being an open source game with ten thousand contribu...
by nianjiilical
Fri Dec 01, 2023 1:40 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Sects chosen in the last month, my thoughts about it, and maybe yours
Replies: 25
Views: 8258

Re: Sects chosen in the last month, my thoughts about it, and maybe yours

greedy sect: when i think of "god of greed" i immediately think of gozag from dungeon crawl which gives me a few interesting ideas -in addition to custom shops, what if chaplains could attract "merchants" in the form of single-tile custom vendors that drop pod into the station, t...
by nianjiilical
Sat Nov 25, 2023 1:20 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Forced Felinutification
Replies: 100
Views: 239925

Re: Forced Felinutification

if someone is actively putting car ears on people frequently with the explicit intent to grief/metagrudge someone who hates it maybe thatd be a rule 1 issue but i have a hard time seeing this as something that needs admin intervention unless it's happening constantly im definitely not a very rp mind...
by nianjiilical
Fri Nov 24, 2023 4:36 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Lunchlady banned for posting latest creation
Replies: 49
Views: 20056

Re: Lunchlady banned for posting latest creation

this thread made me think i was going to see some kind of sexy pizza creature

it just looks like alf with slutty eyes
by nianjiilical
Tue Nov 21, 2023 6:04 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: playtime posting
Replies: 45
Views: 17997

Re: playtime posting

i spent like 2-3 months playing almost nothing but xenobio at one point so this a little outdated in terms of my current playstyle but
by nianjiilical
Sun Nov 19, 2023 6:53 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: The Era of Virology is Over..
Replies: 33
Views: 8696

Re: The Era of Virology is Over..

this an L for sentient disease but a W for madagascar
by nianjiilical
Sat Nov 18, 2023 1:34 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Polcon wars:the Hostcel strikes back
Replies: 43
Views: 20982

Re: Polcon wars:the Hostcel strikes back

warbluke wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2023 2:47 am you can't make a stars war title and not give us a title crawl. It's just not cricket.
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by nianjiilical
Thu Nov 16, 2023 10:43 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: It's been over 900 days since Experi-sci was merged and it still kind of sucks
Replies: 21
Views: 8178

Re: It's been over 900 days since Experi-sci was merged and it still kind of sucks

i feel like one good way to rework experisci would be to poll very experienced players who love certain roles and ask them what they think are cool advanced tricks, and encourage that like, round up all the crazy good botanist players and ask them what they think cool challenges are, or things they ...
by nianjiilical
Tue Nov 07, 2023 8:34 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: They're gone
Replies: 184
Views: 74046

Re: They're gone

EmpressMaia wrote: Tue Nov 07, 2023 12:21 am stop argueing and eat a garlic bread
Garlic-Bread-close.jpg
i think garlic breading should be the new starsector posting tbh
by nianjiilical
Tue Oct 10, 2023 4:01 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: The great dehumanizing
Replies: 15
Views: 2500

Re: The great dehumanizing

clown is now a species
by nianjiilical
Sun Oct 08, 2023 10:05 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Nonhuman heads of staff, yay or nay?
Replies: 89
Views: 29332

Re: Nonhuman heads of staff, yay or nay?

i dont have a strong opinion either way but ive seen people suggest stuff like "ce should be open to plasmamen specifically because that would be something nt would do for the sake of convenience" and im more open to that idea of very selective nonhuman heads get someone to write a lore di...
by nianjiilical
Sun Sep 17, 2023 1:44 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: THEBIBLEMELTS IS A CANNIBAL
Replies: 44
Views: 8094

Re: THEBIBLEMELTS IS A CANNIBAL

i heard thebiblemelts mains yasuo and runs the scorch shot and plays stall in competitive pokemon
by nianjiilical
Thu Sep 14, 2023 6:52 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: if you see this thread you HAVE to post the music you're listening to
Replies: 45
Views: 9970

if you see this thread you HAVE to post the music you're listening to

i dont care if its rock or pop or techno or weeb shit or garbage memes if you're listening to music and you see this thread you have to post it also you can embed youtube links with [you=tube]url[/you=tube] without the = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2pn8wTTaNw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2...