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Someone uhhh, stole the Ratman Jones name and is playing him as a normie. I A-helped it and this is the reply i got.
So The Ratman is now dead until further notice.

chesquatt

What a deviant.

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I made a character named "Tommy Chav" on Sybil the day after lizards came out I played chaplain, did very loud space racism, got about 7 followers in the chapel, gave them all black clothing, shaved their heads, and then lead them into science which that round was almost entirely lizards, ...

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Lazengann wrote:bryce pax

RIP
Also Rube.

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Who remember Sybil 2-3 years ago? like, wtf is this guy whining about? I remember when a round went 20-45 minutes average and was basically just assistants coming up with creative new ways to fuck up the station and their coworkers. TG got paradisesque for like, a few months, and it's now far away f...

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being able to do 85% of all surgeries with basically just a shard of glass and wirecutters.

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I was actually alerted to the release of plasma, because we get notified when things like that happen, and then you lit the plasma on fire after I jumped to the location. You did it before the round was over. It's a one hour ban. Unless a headmin overrules it, this one sticks. Next time, wait until...

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It's a one hour ban for breaking cloning and killing a braindead innocent dude as a non-antag near, but not after, round-end. Next time, wait until the round ends. Braindead innocent guy, who had been in cloning the last 10 minutes and hadn't moved a square, and wasn't about to come back in the las...

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The player you killed was braindead, not catatonic, which means you very well could have killed a player who was about to reconnect. I said braindead, i never say catatonic. and they could have come back after being braindead the last 10 minutes for the last 30 seconds of the round? You're clearly ...

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Title/subject:Ban Appeal Byond account and character name: CheSquatt (Account) And Rubs the Hounds (Name) Banning admin:Feemjmeem Ban type (What are you banned from?):Gameplay Ban reason and length: "Near round-end but not after it, plasmabombed cloning and killed a dude. Wait til the round end...

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Byond account and character name: CheSquatt - Rubs-The-Hounds Banning admin: TechnoAlchemist Ban type (What are you banned from?):everything Ban reason and length:meta comms - pemanent Time ban was placed (including time zone):like 1am Mountain time Your side of the story: Was dead, was mostly AFK, ...

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Byond account and character name: Chesquatt - The character is from like 2 years ago Banning admin: Ikarrus Ban type (What are you banned from?): Chemistry job and ANYTHING that could give me access to the lab Ban reason and length: Permanent, because I was a very, very bad chemist Time ban was plac...

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I was banned for the reason "autistic little shit"
Autism isn't a reason to ban someone, and I didn't do anything.

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Sybil bad deaded?

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Ikarrus wrote:We have population caps now.

If too many players join, no more are permitted to join until someone dies.

Bummer.
Still not sure why that would drive droves of people to assistant?

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Ikarrus wrote:It was originally put in as a way to stop half the server becoming assistants if we implemented server caps.

Sorry, explain?

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I think the idea is that, once they have responsibilities and consequences for not doing them, they'll be less likely to fuck off and dick around. I'm honestly on the fence about the whole idea, but I understand the logic behind it. You can really, really easily go to the HOP and ask him to remove ...

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Saegrimr wrote:I'll be sure to keep you on the watch list for singulooses.

Your missing the point of my post completely.

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At worst, an Assistant forced into, say, Engineering, will 'accidentally' release the singularity, with the claim that 'I don't usually play Engineering so it was an accident honest'. Just putting that one out there. Basically my point. Thing is too, I have 0 clue how to set up the singulo so I am ...

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I can't fix shitty people, I can only get rid of them. Them being more visible and likely to be complained about because they're being a twat as a scientist makes it easier to remove them. There's also the odd chance that them having to choose from a job means they might actually do something produ...

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Its easier to notice a med doctor dicking around and ban him if he makes a habit of it. Then eventually he finds himself banned from every station important role for being a useless greyfuck until its effectively a server ban as the only thing left is assistant he can't choose. tl;dr stop being a u...

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If this server didn't have a history of legitimately awful assistants and a policy of being too "nice" to just straight ban them but instead give them nine more chances at being turbo bad, it wouldn't be this way. Lets just take all those shitty assistants and put them in roles important ...

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Requiring someone to pick a non-assistant role is a bad idea. Here are the reasons. A. If you force a player who is new, or who is just awful at roles play as something not assistant, you are going to have the singularity ripping the station apart. You want competant people to pick their roles they ...

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ThatSlyFox wrote:Not summon items kor, events. The shitty cursed items and lava floor crap. I don't think these ever spawned antags.

Those events are the worst thing ever.
disclaimer though, this could be 100% a problem with just wizard rounds or wizard plus admin events. But for real, less events.

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So, I could sugarcoat this in many ways, but I will try really hard to not make this post too informal. I have been in 6 rounds since I returned from my leave of absence. Not in any of the 6 but one has the round lasted longer than 20 minutes without the station being ripped apart by "Events&qu...

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Stickymayhem wrote: I grabbed the hand teleporters

Stickymayhem wrote: grabbed two eguns from the armory, stunned everyone in the brig

Thanks for proving my point.

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Wow, sounds like greytiding to me. If any sec officer was alone, and this crazy shit was going on I can't see them reacting any other way than this guy did. Seriously, if you stole the hand tele and were doing all this stuff, he has every reason to react like your an antagonist because your acting l...

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I heard sticky was greytiding FNR as non antag earlier.

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Stern but fair. Very good admin.

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By the same token, you do understand that people who, alone, wouldn't participate in greytiding or race rioting or whatever activity but are inclined to do so when its more social would go along. There's a social element to it. Your right, following a lynchmob around and watching them do their thin...

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Ikarrus wrote:I don't know, you're still pretty griefy in game, even with other roles. I don't feel comfortable lifting this jobban any time soon.

Totally understand.

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I think the detective should start with a clothing vending machine in their office, maybe even a changing room. Immersion and all that. Maybe even start with 2 ID's, detective and assistant. If there are other items people can think of that could be put in the detective's office to make it easier fo...

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this is another very old job ban. Byond account and character name: Chesquatt, not sure at the time Banning admin: I think it was Ikarrus Ban type (e.g. Engineering jobban): Chemist ban (and anything and everything that can get me into chemistry) Ban reason and length: Permanent, spraying people wit...

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By the same token, you do understand that people who, alone, wouldn't participate in greytiding or race rioting or whatever activity but are inclined to do so when its more social would go along. There's a social element to it. Your right, following a lynchmob around and watching them do their thin...

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You act like getting bwoinked is literally the worst thing in the universe. Repeated "BWOINKS" in this case can lead to a ban. By The Seven, so many words. >assistant calls AI rogue once >AI killed >ban killers >janitor spends whole round yelling AI rogue, trying to convince everyone all ...

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How exactly would you have us handle the situation in the future? In a perfect world, how would you handle it? Ban the people who kill the lizards and use someone's words as an excuse. Individual accountability. Would you ban a guy for running along a lynchmob? If someone says "LYNCH A LIZARD&...

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Saegrimr wrote:
chesquatt wrote:The fact you still think that's what this discussion is about is ridiculous and speaks volumes on the kind of admin you are going to be.
Maybe I should put my Judge Dredd or Hitler avatar back on, I seem to be giving the wrong idea with the fart jokes.

what an unfun gimmick

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I'm not sure what level of cognitive dissonance is going on here that you can give two examples of essentially the same thing and claim they are different, twice, but i'm done with this argument. Congrats. This is still against the rules no matter how much you hate lizards and want to "rolepla...

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So this is a purely meta circumstance? Amazing. Your saying people are going to RP to think that every lizard is rogue and start killing them because they are RP'ing that hard, and IC they have no idea that all the lizards are ACTUALLY not rogue? Your serious? "MY character didn't know it was ...

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So the difference is "Its easier to blow the borgs and they might be rogue, therefore its not okay, but it takes some effort to lynch lizards and they might not be rogue so it should be okay"? The difference is that it is plausible that blowing the borgs is a rational action It's never ra...

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An0n3 wrote:Wow that's old. I'll remove it but obviously if you get out of line as a drone or pAI in the near future it'll go right back to being a permaban again.

Thanks!

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But it's too much being thrown to the wind if some admin decides saying "LYNCH HE" is the same as saying "BLOW THE BORGS." Please explain to me how "LYNCH [target]" is different from "DETONATE [target]" aside from the resulting explosion. "LYNCH [insert ...

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Do you really give us that little credit, though? If someone used that as a blatant excuse and wasn't involved, we would very easily be able to find out. They would get banned and you would get no punishment. We punish the guy who started it because we assume, if you're going to start a gimmick lik...

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If that's a concern with running the gimmick, why start it in the first place? If you're so concerned that someone involved is going to kill somebody, doesn't that show that it's probably not a good idea? Besides, you don't get a dayban like the murderer does. You get bwoinked and maybe assistant b...

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Byond account and character name: Chesquatt, not sure when this ban was made Banning admin: Elyina Ban type (e.g. Engineering jobban): pAI ban Ban reason and length: Going pAI and then spamming the shit out of comms, permanent. Time ban was placed (including time zone): 29-Dec-2013 Your side of the ...

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Soapbox shitstirring is not some sort of voodoo mind control. Nobody is going to say "but he made me because he said mean things about lizards!" Cool, so then you concede that "soapbox shitstirring" (except in the case of a not-so-rogue" borg) does not in and of itself caus...

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http://i.imgur.com/561wWeW.jpg I hope you see how this situation differs wildly. If I was shouting "X PLAYER IS ROGUE" then sure. But even if I were to claim "ALL LIZARDS ARE ROGUE" only someone itching for a reason would take that as the go ahead to murderbone a random lizard. ...

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Jesus said none of those things. If there were lizards on his station he might have. My point is that if someone either misinterprets what you are saying, or uses it as an excuse, you yourself should not be banned unless it is clear to an admin that that was your intention. And a man with a scale-d...

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->write an appeal and distribute copies of it across the station >nobody listens >gather all the members of the HWU, salute, and jump out the mass driver I was the lawyer. We got a handful of lizards fired, the HOP got shat on for it. Got Jimmy Hoffa'd by an ex-union worker turned sec/tator.

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>Am Greyshit >get in argument with chef >Chef srts throwing shit at me >Retreat and lick wounds >Chef leaves, I hop over counter and hide in locker with a tray >Beat chef with tray >Greyshits and medical doctors hop over the counter and chaos ensues >I hide in disposals >Sec comes in, right as I get...

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