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iRazgriz

Today I learned that 6 slotting your Doom by the 1hr mark will make pubbies rage at you. I should do this more often. Doom is my second favourite hero right after clockwerk. Get midas before 7 minutes and become a money printing machine. My fave build, in order, is Midas Phase Shadow Blade (very si...

iRazgriz

Today I learned that 6 slotting your Doom by the 1hr mark will make pubbies rage at you. I should do this more often. Doom is my second favourite hero right after clockwerk. Get midas before 7 minutes and become a money printing machine. My fave build, in order, is Midas Phase Shadow Blade (very si...

iRazgriz

29-Jan-2013 | Banned - IC in OOC; rounds not over until its at Centcom. ~gamarr28- 15 minutes ban for saying a thing 10 seconds too early :<

Feb-2013 | Warned - OOC in IC ~alien219 I don't remember this.

iRazgriz

Yeah because you were 120% professional at your first time as an antag. Malf =/= Antag As antag you can do whatever, a malf round is centered on the AI only and it can be really frustrating if you have no idea of what you're doing. Same for Nuke Ops and Wizard. Wizard less, as you usually are alone...

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HotS is such a failure I cannot even begin to describe how badly they screwed it up.

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Yeah because you were 120% professional at your first time as an antag. Malf =/= Antag As antag you can do whatever, a malf round is centered on the AI only and it can be really frustrating if you have no idea of what you're doing. Same for Nuke Ops and Wizard. Wizard less, as you usually are alone...

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Looks like this will be down for headmin decision.

Le top keks

iRazgriz

Give medborgs a chloral synthesiser

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> Be R.A.Z., the borg. > You are MALF too. > I never heard that AI name before, M.0.0.t or something. > In fact he doesn't even answer > Go around the station, get a new battery, check the departments > After the 5th time I ask what are we going to do, the AI answers "I dunno I'm thinking"...

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Smite is fun played with friends once in a while

iRazgriz

In which part of law 1 is written that self harm is fine and dandy? https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Rules#Asimov_.26_Human_Harm (Silicon Policies) 2. Self-harm-based coercion is a violation of Server Rule 1. The occurrence of such an attempt should be adminhelped and then disregarded. But i say again,...

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In which part of law 1 is written that self harm is fine and dandy?

iRazgriz

Not all heads have maintenance access. If we decide to give maint. to both assistants and security, maybe consider giving it to RD and CMO also? And, while I am for maint. for both parties, I can not not notice it would be another change that makes detective less and less important. Next thing we k...

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can we leave assmaint alone Why would the lowest crewmember have access to one of the most delicate areas of the station right after AI upload? >most delicate after the ai upload whoa what Access to plasma canisters Tools and equipment No cameras Convenient hiding places Windows to space Exposed wi...

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allura wrote:can we leave assmaint alone

Why would the lowest crewmember have access to one of the most delicate areas of the station right after AI upload?

iRazgriz

The communication console should have a button that bolts every airlock that leads into space.

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How do firing pins exactly work?

iRazgriz

On a side note, the most lizard-related "racism" I came across during my games was when I was an AI and a lizard guy told me "I hate you because AIs hate lizards".

Really there seems to be a much bigger fuss about them on the forum than in the actual game.

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another big issue i have with lizard rights is that its really easy to see the slippery slope it could lead to i'm fairly confident that we'll never get catpeople or anything like that, but becoming more accepting of furry/scaly/whatever culture isnt good for our image or our playerbase. just look ...

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(F) M.E.M.E. states, "I got him"
(F) K.E.B.O.L.D. states, "Nice M.E.M.E."

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paprika wrote:Terrible bubble genre that will die or be shit all over for profit. Oh wait it's far too late for that second one. Rip WC3 yes I am a mature gamer that has only ever played the original dota/scdota

Quoting this because it's funny how wrong this is :^)

iRazgriz

Violaceus wrote:Change their name to something like magic crystals or whatever.

But I think that regular human shouldn't be able to use magic at all, be it wands or staves.

Or better, give them a chance to backfire horribly.

iRazgriz

Jesus fucking christ guys what the hell is going on here. I voted to allow them to play heads out of "Meh, who cares", but you guys are seriously bringing it too far. Rant aside, I can understand why people don't want leezard heads, but that's due to the lore or something like that, who ev...

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People that need maint access:
Engineers - Cables and hull breaches
Atmo Techs - Piping and turbine, incinerator etcerera
Cargo - Deliver faster, get crates from maint

People that don't need that:
Everyone else.

Maybe the heads of staff could use that. Maybe.

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Ikarrus wrote:and the QM STILL won't be a head.

hahahahaahah

Implying the QM isn't actually a head.
Just on paper.

iRazgriz

Oh and remember to be nice to the AI/borgs.
They can be a pain in the ass if they hate you, as they will be breathing down on your neck at the first sign of harm batons.

On a side note, if you deliberately harm someone in front of a secborg, try not to blow him when he stuncuffs you.

iRazgriz

"Guise AI is rogue"
*People instaTP a bomb in front of the AI with spot on accuracy and kill it*

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It's hard to say, but I think I get visited more now than before. That won't stop cargo from never giving me even one crate if we lack botanics, though... As always I may make tons of cake, meatbread, cheesy treats and whatever I feel like doing, but I will still feed myself with raw meat, alcohol ...

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You guys forget the chef, that to feed 999 crew members made so many toasted sandwiches with advanced microwaves that they developed their own hive mind.
At the same time the chef went batshit insane and the freezer room looks like Ed Gein house on many, many bloody steroids.

iRazgriz

>Put every job but heads and assistant on mid preference, put cyborg on high. >Be R.A.Z. the AI. Well then. >You are also MALF and you have a cyborg. >Random thought of going full ass blast on the station, quickly discarded. >Tell borg to go engi and act asimov >He's an absolute bro >Start hacking A...

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I am only on a lose streak of 10 :^)

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axe is one of my favorite heroes, dont be ashamed of being good at him FV is also pretty hard to play well except at super low levels because the enemy wont let you have the space you need to actually git gud and kill people of course, with RNGesus on your side you can kill people with level 1 back...

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Trough the whole round, I though the AI was traitor as it acted like it had free will. It was kinda unexpected to see it one humaned.

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Vekter wrote:I'm so bad at this game, save for 2 heroes: Axe and Faceless.

I shouldn't be proud of that.

No you shouldn't.

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you act like zeus isnt a top tier hero hes a pretty common pick in pro games, because hes great This is true. Thundergod's Wrath is a x5 big damage nuke that cannot miss. That's a big deal in a teamfight. (now how most pub game scrubs use it to snipe kills off other players because lelzoos) Partial...

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R.A.Z. states, "Pushes-and-Shoves has signed up as Security Officer."

iRazgriz

Add a chem dispenser to hydro y/y?

Also a type of space kelp called chelp that is used for sushi and meds.

iRazgriz

There's a heater hidden under the freezer in sci maint.

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Violaceus wrote:Yes, but that was another round with me as a parrot.

Where I didn't actually spawn in space

Oh.
Well, thanks anyway o7

iRazgriz

Lol people still play this shit game.

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Zeus in 5k MMR games?

No probs))
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1100075936

iRazgriz

Violaceus wrote:>asked admins to be Poly
>be Poly
>in space

Were you the poly that dragged my detective ass to medbay from sec after a not optimal fight against a dual-esword wielding guy?

iRazgriz

Live by two rules: 1. Treat antags fucking with security very well. 2. Treat non-antags fucking with security very harshly. how do you tell if someone's an antag if they're not carrying a tater item of some sort? that greytider breaking into the cap's quarters 4nr at roundstart might be an antag fo...

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2 things you need to do, mostly. Know who you can talk to. And know who you just have to robust without a word. Some people will gladly talk their way out of troubles or try to get to a compromise. Some people are just thundercunts and will even ghost if robusted. Know your chicken. Also don't be an...

iRazgriz

Alright. Don't you guys think you're going too far? The server is probably the best one available and *snip* ...Are you actually, properly serious? You did see the part I wrote about being the laughing stock of just about every other SS13 server out there , right? This place is held in about the sa...

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Alright. Now, I understand that SoS did wrong and people got upset and all that, but... Don't you guys think you're going too far? The server is probably the best one available and SoS pays it all for us. It is technically his own server. Now, as I haven't been here in ages, how many times did stuff...

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Ikarrus wrote:Public logs is something I'd like to push for sometime soon.

You mean all the logs, admin actions included?

iRazgriz

I haven't been on /tg/ for more than a year, but I remember that the biggest admin issue back then was transparency.

And it looks like it's still a thing.

iRazgriz

Sec is the most unrewarding shit right after 95% of the AI rounds.
Some people should really try it from time to time.

iRazgriz

If anything, AIs can use lethal-ish force against a lizard if necessary, like shocking a door in his face.

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