/tg/Station 13

aranamor

With immediate medical attention and a straitjacket, someone can be kept on a meatspike alive near indefinitely. Kidnap assistants who wander into maintenance and save them in your murder dungeon for later.

aranamor

Happy birthday!

aranamor

Nah dude, I sprung fully formed into the internet.

fortifying potions

I don't remember the specifics but it was almost certainly involved.

aranamor

rule icestation

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My uncle is a munchkin and spent two weeks devising the perfect enchantment to break the game and finally ended up with a build that maxed out enchanting and dual wielding asap, created two daedric swords that dealt like 500 apiece, and three shot a dragon. He looked so proud. Then on my sword and b...

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Spoiler:

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Maybe just don't make it obvious that you're crazy evil cultists? Convert someone the AI trusts like the RD and have him hit them up with a 'Anyone in brass/chanting maniacally/chucking magic spears is nonharmful and should be obeyed' law. Or, and this will sound crazy and heretical, stop automatica...

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Professor Hangar wrote:There's no greater challenge than playing Doctor or CMO and genuinely trying to keep the endless dumbfuck parade alive.

aranamor

not counting winter boots and the steel toe flats for yard and farmwork

http://i.imgur.com/19VoVGh.jpg

aranamor

Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.

Sorry dude, I've lost good shit to permadeath but never with that hard work.

aranamor

Law One. A robot may not injure a human, or through inaction cause a human to come to harm. Law Two. A robot must obey any orders from a human being, except when those orders conflict with the first law. Law three, a robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict w...

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A joke everyone attests to him getting really angry over and brings up to 'disprove' at every opportunity?

aranamor

'accidentally '

aranamor

And the man who flipped out over being informed his hands were little wouldn't?

aranamor

Trying to get two countries to stop a war in Native Alternative Expansion in M&B as a trader with a bunch of Rome larpers pretending they're still relevant. Nordic infantry are some bullshit.

aranamor

Nine times out of ten I'll give you your preferred treatment, but don't be a raging asshole to me if I decide it'd be more efficient to use the sleepers or the cryogenic tunes instead of my limited supply of patches. If you're that scared of the doctor's office use the patches in the smart fridge we...

aranamor

Bipartisanism can work~

aranamor

TheColdTurtle wrote:What a well thought out and constructive post aran. so DemonFiren how exactly could this thing be any worse than it already is?

LOL

e: no but really cinnamon is the best flavor. The fruit ones can go in the trash.

aranamor

>when you learn shadow and aran are both mentally ill fuckheads Just hate fuck already you two. Aran you are a literal triggered sjw meme come to fucking life and shadow you are a meme that trolls use on /pol/ when showing that 'le all trump supporters are bad'. Holy fucking shit and then there's y...

aranamor

TIL someone's profession overrides their consent and personal space. Talking to people about business in the comfort of a home is a thing that happens, not that you mongrels get visitors. It's not an invitation to get grabbed and macked on by your host. Have either of you ever even talked to a woman...

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He'll be like Caesar when his command in the field contributes heavily to winning a war against a near equal force and shrewd diplomacy creates an alliance with that foe that lasts hundreds of years. Also, last I checked, Caesar didn't need a small loan of one million solidi from his father. Caesar ...

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Shadow "Rape is physically stimulating" Dimentio

aranamor

You killed the cat you stupid mongrel

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ShadowDimentio wrote:The height of tl;dr

Bad shit happens, that's life. In the grand echelons of bad things that could happen to you, rape isn't even that bad. Honestly I'd rank it below violent assault.

Can I save this in my signature please?

aranamor

I doubt you're even capable of shame, but here. Hear it in the real victim's words.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/ear ... ?tid=a_inl

aranamor

The other issue is that shit goes underreported because as a culture we consistently shame and attack the victim while offering comfort to the attacker if he or she's important enough. If you come out with it, your name gets put on the news and the paper almost always against your wishes and despite...

aranamor

call a fucking doctor my lungs oh god I can't

aranamor

I'm dying of laughter omg

aranamor

>>>HE USES GREENTEXT ON A FORUM THAT HASN'T HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH /TG/ IN 3 YEARS
>>>HE'S ACTUALLY A RAPE DENIALIST

IT GETS BETTER AND BETTER

aranamor

You're such a fucking joke lol

There's statistics, and then there's people getting hurt and the college not doing anything out of fear of losing face. You're not just disgusting if you don't think it happens, you're in active denial of reality.

aranamor

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics ... story.html

Democratic!

aranamor

Buddy's starting a 5e cyberpunk game with the concept of a modern three kingdoms China and the Gods as megacorps with the Celestial Bureaucracy being the self-imposed checks and balances after rule of law was replaced by rule of policy. Party is separate right now, all designer clones and artificial...

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Because of all the new social opportunities and experiences that can open up. Be a gorgeous model, or a crippled rheumy old beggar, or relive childhood, go from a baby to a geezer in a day, shit's fascinating. Not to mention the ability to recover from any wound or sickness, the increased speed, str...

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>ruined the lives of college students Oh no, those poor frat boys! What a terrible world we must live in where rape and hazing are punished and not let slide at the victims' expense because those good rich boys dindu muffin! You're comparing overzealous sheltered kids with the people who killed mill...

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What happens when Sec sends some grayshirt they pulled off the street to deal with you?

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redid as medical because being security makes me cry

art found a cheesecake

aranamor

I kinda have to wonder what mental gymnastics Shadow has to go through to still shill this hard for Trump this late in the game. When the guy said he could gun someone down on Fifth Avenue and nobody would give a shit, he was talking about people like our boy here.

aranamor

Golly gee, the game about ambiguous situations and sneaky murder doesn't instantly spoonfeed you the info on who's the bad guy? What a shame, how will I ever effortlessly hunt down criminal scum and enforce the law at the end of a baton now? No but really, I'm pretty in favor of this. Murder's hard ...

aranamor

Why did we unban Paprika?

aranamor

Nuke ops don't need any more killer robots thank you

aranamor

ss13 jrpg to be released first quarter of 2017

they said so on kotaku

aranamor

That's why I can regenerate~. Oh, that's another cool idea. I could start idol cults by posing as public figures, getting assassinated, and standing back up five minutes later.

aranamor

The clown was a rude asshole to me once as a botanist so I ground up some bananas and got a bucket of water and kept trying to get him to drink or mix them but someone else lynched him anyway. Didn't know if pills worked or not, awesome that they do.

aranamor

will ingesting potassium alongside water cause an explosion if done immediately?

aranamor

What about Space Hulk but you're the sec team trapped in maintenance and behind the airlocks are ravening assistants.

aranamor

I tried to be goodcurity in SWAT 4's campaign.

A bunch of people got shot.

A bunch of those people were me.

aranamor

Literally a day after he gets job banned he metas into finding a blood cult in under ten minutes and starts a pogrom, getting two cultists by accident and pissing off the majority of the crew, which would've ended in a riot if the more competent officers didn't stop the ringleader before it started....

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isn't he dutch

aranamor

>what are plea bargains
>what are mitigating factors

This is why the crew hates us.

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pet me and give me recognition

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