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CandyClown

I refuse to give you any attention, then.

Ah crap.

CandyClown

Timberpoes wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2023 4:19 am -Snip-
And I fully support the rights for admins to note players that supposedly because I haven't looked at the logs yet take every opportunity to make the admin team solve their IC issues for them.

The best way to RP is to let the admins do it for you.

CandyClown

This reeks of skill issue, in my opinion.

CandyClown

If alcoholism isn't a joke then why does my dad laugh when he drunkenly beats me?

CandyClown

Whenever I talk to admins my goal is to have my a-help verb privileges revoked.

CandyClown

Maybe I'm too naïve, but I really want to believe him. Otherwise, he'd have to be an absolute [Global Forum Rule 7 & 11 Violation].

CandyClown

I've seen people complain that engineering unjustly beat them up and stole their insulated gloves and toolbelt (that they had previously stolen from engineering). I've had an engineer beat me up and take my tools + gloves simply because I was an assistant and therefore MUST have taken them from eng...

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Drag wrote: ↑Tue Jun 28, 2022 6:15 pm I legitimately think that people forget that silicon players are just like them, real people trying to play the funny spaceman game

This statement is patently false. Silicon "players" are highly advanced neural networks trained to perfectly harass crewmembers—especially non-humans.

CandyClown

I think we could fix inflation if we made every dollar worth ¢50.

CandyClown

Disagree on admin response. Notes are a punishment. It impacts how future tickets will be handled - if you murderbone the first time, you might get away with a note, if they see you have a note, they might give you a ban instead. It is clearly the first step on the "punishment ladder", an...

CandyClown

Should I feel guilty for all the enjoyment I get from reading the ban appeals board? It's free drama.

CandyClown

Nice! I always felt like running events, but thought that this was locked behind adminship, and just never really dwelled much on this. I'll cook something up the coming weeks, we can create some sci-fi material right here. Just so you know, I really like the events that are something special and t...

CandyClown

Space Station 13 but the controls are reversed. There, now make me a headmin.

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If only he had BONERMASTER & Associates to represent him.

CandyClown

BONERMASTER & Associates fucked my dog and ran over my mom. 0/10.

CandyClown

I saw it posted on digg, and got a bit excited when I saw it was you. Not a fanboy or anything, of course.

CandyClown

If y'all didn't break the rules so much you wouldn't have to worry about what happens when you do.

CandyClown

Borgs are sweet and innocent and must be protected at all costs. Rule 0 anyone who would dare lay a finger on them. But on a serious note, you can't kill a borg for taking an action it's compelled to take. Security and Asimov policy makes that clear. It doesn't matter how easy it is for a borg to be...

CandyClown

Why do you want me to laugh when I want to cry?

CandyClown

These are all good ideas. I am looking forward to their immediate implementation. In particular, I really like the idea of adding some semblance of realism to food. That is, not just scarfing down what's on the chef's counter, but actually ordering food. And if, as you mentioned, each species would ...

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san7890 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 08, 2022 6:48 am You all may be wondering why oranges pinged me with that. Was there some sort of context? A wider discussion? An inside joke? Something that was going on to prompt the remark?

Nope, not a thing. The world may never know.

Thank you for your sacrifice.

CandyClown

Does this mean actual Asimov lawset becomes high risk lawset? That's a really interesting idea. If the silicon policy is trimmed down, because it's no longer needed with Asimov++, then when Asimov is eventually/inevitably uploaded to an AI it would have little to no restraints—besides its laws of c...

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For years at this point we have allowed Medborgs cause harm when they inject someone with healing chems. We also allow them to perform surgey despite it causing harm. This basically resulted in Law 1 having a meta addition for medborgs "except you can harm whenever you feel like it" It ju...

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Farquaar wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 12:05 am That kid looks way older than 6 months

He's adopted.

CandyClown

Here's mine. It's a psychic link device, used to transmit and receive messages using BCIs. It also shows who sent the message. https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/download/file.php?id=3100&mode=view This particular circuit is a module so it can be easily cloned, as you'll obviously want all your frien...

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One of my main problems is that a simple revival surgery is not always enough to bring someone back into the round. Without the proper knowledge, people won't be able to save their crewmates. Even if you know to attempt revival surgery, there could be plenty of things wrong that you don't know to fi...

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-snip- -snip- oranges isn't the one removing cloning, I am. He didn't think we are ready yet, but I disagree. The stuff that needs sorting out are all fairly small things that we can solve before a merge. At the very least we are ready for some testmerging and evaluating this based on how the playe...

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While I don't agree with the method of retrieval, I do think that getting back something you worked for from a lazy team member should be allowed. Asking nicely should be the first resort but if they run away or say no, use non-lethal and non-destructive methods of getting your shit back.

CandyClown

If you go through the effort of making thermite and burning down walls to get a coveted item, and then someone snatches it right out from under you, with no effort on their part, do you not get the right to take back that item?

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-snip- -snip- Ah yes, the fantastic tactic of 'don't play unless you commit to playing a role you don't actually want and won't enjoy or risk fucking the roles you do want' when the problem is 'players don't really want to play certain roles' How about just accept that this isn't really an issue an...

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Unless getting antag temporarily lowers/disables your chances of getting antag again the next few rounds.

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If you're going to suicide at the roundstart at least have the decency to go the the HoP and turn in your ID. That way no random shitler can get it and the HoP can open up a job slot.

CandyClown

I see that Patreon money is being used well.

CandyClown

The first time someone borged me by cutting my head off, I nearly a-helped it since I didn't know you could do that. I was confused at first, then I got pissed, then I became serene with understanding.

CandyClown

It should also be noted that injectors have a 100% chance of manifesting, assuming that the block is either above 800 for a disability or C00 for a power. This makes it superior to using the DNA scanner for finding out powers. Irradiating yourself multiple times to find out what a block is just isn'...

CandyClown

That was for last september, lol. But no complaints here. So I assume that probation is basically don't break the rules and I'm good?

CandyClown

Byond Account: CandyClown / EmptyK Banning Admin: IrishWristWatch0 /Aranclanos Ban Type: Server ban Ban Reason and Length: Ban Evasion. Can appeal in September. No sooner. Alt of EmptyK where he did some weird necro shit. The is a permanent ban. Time Ban was Placed: Original ban was 8/8/14; the sec...

CandyClown

The ERP ban. And not cleared, but unbanned, I mean.

CandyClown

That sounds fair, I think I started evading March of '15. But what about my other ban? Is that going to be cleared?

CandyClown

Byond account: EmptyK/CandyClown Banning admin: Aranclanos Ban type: Server Ban reason and length: "Doing some necrophilia shit to creep out the player that he just killed. No, it doesn't matter that necrophilia isn't prohibited on the rules, the rape crap covers that up. Do not creep out playe...

CandyClown

Acid in spray bottles is an exploit.

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I think he meant *gasp* fun for others!

CandyClown

I'm getting an elitist tone from this post. Perhaps you forgot that people require time and practice to be good at something?

CandyClown

I can attest to CJ's shit that round. He stole a Durand and opened fire on a sec officer. But regarding your ban request, if you threaten the AI, you pretty much are open to being valid. Especially a lizard.

CandyClown

I remember that round and after pushing him down once or twice as hulk, he promptly lasered me to death.

CandyClown

You'd either have to always go as assistant or pick all jobs but sec on low.

CandyClown

That wasn't really an justification, just a mere telling of the story. I fully accept a temp. jobban from heads. I understand what I did was shit and I'm sorry.

CandyClown

OK, let me tell you my side of the story. You come in, I flash you for shits and giggles, you take out my flash in the wall. We both agree to forget about it and you put it back. So you hand over your ID, tell me you want tcomms access because you cannot do scripting. You toss your ID over but it al...

CandyClown

Well, gee, now I feel like an idiot. Can someone close this then?

CandyClown

Your byond account: CandyClown Your character name: Jeffery Allen Their character name: Alfred Dude Their byond account: Unknown Server and time: Sybil (EST/UTC -5) 17:00ish Description of what happened: As usual, I joined a round mid-game. Playing as a med-doctor so I head to medbay but I see one ...

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