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from a captains POV I open armory for any and all security personnel that feel like they need extra weaponry. Its not too big of a deal going from a disabler to an egun and the visual of incompetent secoffs running around with riot armor and 2 shotguns is entertaining

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manuel would need to be renamed Harry and basil would have to become Masil

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Firelocking your battle buddy assistant when you are desperately trying to do something to not die to the esword nukie is not similar at all. It would be similar if you were a nukeop who became a crewmember while knowing that you would have to stop your teammates from killing the captain disk / arm...

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Was me dealing 15-30 burn damage to a single nonhuman cultist worth saving the cult from collective hundreds of points of damage from atmos being fixed and resources being brought to them to make into pylons. Yes, because in this scenario you attacked your own team after intentionally placing yours...

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the change is pretty good, the dynamics (and conflicts) between borgs and non-borgs is a lot closer to even

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The situation is confusing because I still cannot for the life of me figure out why the fuck overwatch_voice did that, it's such a weird, out-of-pocket thing to do that if Yobro had just crit him and taken him to medical I would be tempted to go "Yeah okay that's fair". Just a strange thi...

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The note is valid, the admin wants you to stop doing the same thing every round and has to take it to this level because of how much you play. Just adjust the gimmick slightly and do it on your antag rounds and you will be fine. Also this situation is different from the contraband locker and EVA. Wh...

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This is going to change a lot, a lot of gears on the admin team will be shifting no matter what the headmins decide.

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i roll a d20 to convince pleeb to not be evil

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EmpressMaia wrote: ↑Tue Apr 02, 2024 8:41 pm The tg station movie.... coming 2027..

Staring Abigail thorn as Lisa Green,
Jack black as Jonathan Gupta,
And Emma Watson as Dendy Doom

what the flarp not even logan browning for lisa green????

TheLoLSwat

If we're regularly hitting the population cap on Manuel, it might be time to consider an MRP version of Basil, possibly using the Event Hall server. I know we have Campbell but people aren't playing there mostly due to the lag. I think there's some concerns that this won't do much because of how ti...

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Torture rp is best when you only add a pinch of it when handling someone you “hate” IC. Taking out their eyes or kneecapping them or giving them brain damage via physical trauma and then letting them stumble to med while the crew reacts to how low security is willing to go, along with giving whoever...

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FREE GUPTA TILL ITS BACKWARDS

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FREE GUPTA TILL ITS BACKWARDS

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losing your metaprots isn’t really a thing for lrp sec because unless you’re a super validhunter rules lawyer + metagrudger you aren’t gonna attack the HOS who is using an ebow/esword combo to kill a heretic. Sec also aren’t gonna attack eachother after sharing an open uplink. I try not to use it pe...

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There is a point where you can kill someone for hindering the fight against a round-ending threat but I dont think trolling research points is there yet, especially if its the RD or captain doing the spending. Doing things that you know are hurting the effort OOCly because of an IC decision your cha...

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Prior context that I just found out: Apparently some admin decided it would be a good idea to give the "udder" component to a moth in a previous round and host a "moth milking event". https://tgstation13.download/dip/discordimageproxy.php/attachments/1156709073291575416/12214951...

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EmpressMaia wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2024 5:45 am Can I call this a white person moment

yes

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Mass banning of people who told justice to kill themselves? Based as fuck Handling of a metagang containing active and well-liked admins in a fair and just way? Based as fuck The kinda drop-off of activity from some members? Less based, but I understand the reasons given so I can't mark this as a h...

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you can pontificate about what fun is and how you measure it and how witherael is shit at being fun or what have you I don’t think the issue is you trying to have “fun”, but rather forcing it (OOCLY) without any regard for the other player. You don’t even attempt to get their opinion on how they ca...

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"You damn glooper!" has a nice ring to it

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What i'm seeing here, -and there may be more nuance than this- but what i'm seeing is a bunch of people telling an antagonist to get LESS creative on MRP. I think its moreso keeping the creativity IC and coming up together with ideas that you both are interested in rather than trying to OOCly force...

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I'm sorry I don't pay attention to the 1,000,000 different versions of spiderman hobie brown is the coolest fucking spiderman, get the goats name in your mouth correctly bro. Miles is 100000000x cooler than that bum get real NAAAH BRO ONE STARTED A REVOLUTION THE OTHER IS JUST A KIDDDD https://medi...

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Gupta what are you gonna do when jake paul beats mike tyson and Logan paul beats randy orton

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Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 6:47 am
BonChoi wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 6:12 am I'm sorry I don't pay attention to the 1,000,000 different versions of spiderman
hobie brown is the coolest fucking spiderman, get the goats name in your mouth correctly bro.

Miles is 100000000x cooler than that bum get real

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I WAITED MONTHS FOR THAT NEW EPISODE FOR THEM TO DO THAT?!??!?

FUCK THE LIZARD LEAGUE
FUCK CECIL
FUCK PRINCE LIZARD

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Timonk wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2024 3:41 am when are we getting a tournament

soon (tm) after i finish adding everyone :D

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HOS beret looks 400000x better than the other hat

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Gupta you should watch the new NTPW matches or else aaron rodgers will visit you tonight!!!!

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when it comes to server tribalism sybil does it best!! sybil number 1

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DrAmazing343 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2024 3:49 pm LISA GREEN voted MOST LIKELY TO SPAM THE SHIT OUT OF OUTGOING MESSAGES ON COMMS CONSOLE

Her hands are tied! St. Lisa’s Children’s Hospital needs to broadcast hitting their make-a-wish milestones

TheLoLSwat

Today is international women’s day

name a woman

or else

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RIP toriyama!!

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damn gupta BIG BRO?!?!?!??

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Another victory Another party Another promotion Another sponsorship Another funeral Another victory Another party Another funeral Another promotion Another sponsorship Another funeral Another victory Another funeral Another funeral Another party Another promotion Another funeral Another victory My f...

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captain and HOP really cant be compared because although the HOP has a lot of "implied" power and whatnot being second in command, they really are just the pencil pusher that gets to demote bartenders sometimes. The captain is the in control of the entire station and their "lane"...

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When mindstormy and scriptis gave me a troll ban for not securing the disk and I argued that putting it in the safe was securing it, a code argument was used to show that the disk wasn’t actually secure (since it was in a static position). I don’t see why we can’t use similar code arguments for capt...

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As the #1 birdshot voter pls no how can I connect and run a map vote for birdshot if I’m banned from voting

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As captain I don’t like hiring extra help for security because that means they will steal my kills

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DrAmazing343 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 03, 2024 2:37 am >People bitch at NecromancerAnne for writing lovely paragraphs
>People bitch at TBM for writing concise and to-the-point sentiments

WHEN ARE YOU PEOPLE HAPPY!!! LET PEOPLE WRITE IN THEIR OWN UNIQUE STYLES AND ENJOY IT!!!

There’s a skill to essayposting

TheLoLSwat

no yeat?

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I'm baffled by how TheBibleMelts got more votes than Timberpoes from both the players and the admins. Timberpoes writes these beautiful masterpieces and TheBibleMelts writes low effort posts that don't even use proper capitalisation. I'm sad that Timberpoes didn't win, but I expect great things fro...

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wow it was VERY close in the adminvote

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KIETHAMANIACS THE FIGHT IS OVER!!!!!!

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I think a better comparison would be if a Kings castle or a general's camp was attacked rather than the president ngl

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I will admit I gave up trying to utilize stealth and walk into every fight spamming fireballs and eldritch blast

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Stop tweaking over the femboy vampire his fraud ass couldn’t even make my roster

WYLL
LAEZEL
GALE

FOREVER

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If you don’t have calluses, it means you don’t lift enough. Embrace them Gupta

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