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by FantasticFwoosh
Fri May 12, 2023 8:24 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Nerf Forensics
Replies: 19
Views: 2912

Re: Nerf Forensics

The way I see the "collect finger prints from the crew" angle going is getting shoved by every tider you ask and then they run. Then you get to spend the next 10 minutes chasing down a tider who is certainly just messing with you. Wear a fingerprint reactive coat, so they get catalogued w...
by FantasticFwoosh
Fri May 12, 2023 8:20 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Players' ideas to improve the game: the thread
Replies: 24
Views: 3298

Re: Players' ideas to improve the game: the thread

Admins to agree to just stop using ahelps to talk to players fnr.
by FantasticFwoosh
Mon May 01, 2023 12:27 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Nerf Forensics
Replies: 19
Views: 2912

Re: Nerf Forensics

Roald Dahl already covered this in "Lambs to the Slaughter" where a housewife cooks and eats the murder weapon of a frozen leg of lamb. I agree but for the case the current method which the weapon is retrieved from coroner work is extremely lazy (this is after seeing the code not blind spe...
by FantasticFwoosh
Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:12 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Fishing Feedback
Replies: 16
Views: 3900

Re: Fishing Feedback

that was so incoherent. the questions being asked have insanely obvious answers. bitch nobody coded it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its all already coded, nobody has bothered maintaining it, why wouldn't i ask if its just dead bloat-content like cytology at this point? 1. Worms added for the purpose of fishin...
by FantasticFwoosh
Wed Apr 26, 2023 8:28 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Chemistry the next Research Subject
Replies: 11
Views: 1618

Re: Chemistry the next Research Subject

This comes from a good place, but science shouldn't be gating anything but what is essentially better things anyway, the existing experimentation focus for basic tech nodes like botany (requiring rng to trigger a mutation, requiring a buttload of effort spent elsewhere) is what is really dragging th...
by FantasticFwoosh
Mon Apr 24, 2023 12:19 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Fishing Feedback
Replies: 16
Views: 3900

Re: Fishing Feedback

lizards are happy to eat worms In testing, it appears at current date one year on, it is not, despite that ants can . [hr] Is fishing generally discontinued? We're coming up into mapping madness march, and there is still a number of extreme obstructions to any sort of fishing content being made for...
by FantasticFwoosh
Sat Apr 22, 2023 8:43 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: new soup does not work
Replies: 32
Views: 7815

Re: new soup does not work

Also I ate a big tomato and got 3rd degree burns on all 6 parts of my body and went into crit Why would I ever quit playing this game? Where else am I going to get comedy like this? Not long after the botany change was first PR'd, i went on hiatus, because i unknowlingly put my gatfruit next to my ...
by FantasticFwoosh
Wed Apr 19, 2023 3:34 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Sandstone (pizza) ovens
Replies: 2
Views: 781

Re: Sandstone (pizza) ovens

Armhulen wrote: Wed Apr 19, 2023 5:38 am I really like the idea, but I need a sprite before I'd go ahead on something like this
Some codersprites are ready <https://discord.com/channels/3268221442 ... 9188586606>
by FantasticFwoosh
Wed Apr 19, 2023 9:27 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Muh realism codenut
Replies: 78
Views: 5018

Re: Muh realism codenut

Try matrix traps, for some reason they start a multiplicative loop of resonator explosions on stone, that clears rocks arguably even faster than 1 streak at a time plasma cut stripmining (that instantly mines 10 tiles at a time in a single line-trajectory for simple plasma costage). For some reason,...
by FantasticFwoosh
Wed Apr 19, 2023 8:54 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Ghost-betting, Ghost Points (GP) and after-death round interactions
Replies: 12
Views: 2615

Re: Ghost-betting, Ghost Points (GP) and after-death round interactions

Would immediately be twisted into a unfun system, when you have too low ghost points because maintainers thought it was a good idea for PR balance of the week to make ghost roles and midround antag/event rolls ghost-point reliant. The alternative is voting and griefing. no thanks.
by FantasticFwoosh
Tue Apr 18, 2023 10:13 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Sandstone (pizza) ovens
Replies: 2
Views: 781

Sandstone (pizza) ovens

Bonfire grilles are the best between a range (if they had the pots, spoons and or ladles) and a griddle, however they're completely unable to bake bread, pizza or other oven recipies. The authentic italian experience demands a genuine woodfire pizza crafted out of sandstone, with a craftable pizza p...
by FantasticFwoosh
Tue Apr 18, 2023 8:23 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Minor Feedback
Replies: 693
Views: 221498

Re: Minor Feedback

Bonfire grilles can't interact with the new cooking system ( see here ) from the place of a range, but still interact with its cooking methods for simple 1 to 2 heat-up meals of objects like meat, doughs sit on it lifelessly. Id argue it either needs to do it all or have the tribal cooking methods d...
by FantasticFwoosh
Tue Apr 18, 2023 5:13 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: new soup does not work
Replies: 32
Views: 7815

Re: new soup does not work

As a result of this thread plants now have a visual indicator for when they are cross-pollinating Since this was merged, people are catching on that plants are doing something (if you point it out and still chastise them a little for not making important stable plant copies) but the gap of people y...
by FantasticFwoosh
Tue Apr 18, 2023 8:15 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Let’s make calling the Evac shuttle have a dead player requirement
Replies: 17
Views: 2424

Re: Let’s make calling the event shuttle have a dead player requirement

Restarting the round is the more collective way of doing things. Mechanics of hijacks aside. I hate kilo, frankly the other guy does too, if its one minute into the round of kilostation i am definitely going to vote yes if able (its bad taste, dont start votes minute 1 please if you can't call shutt...
by FantasticFwoosh
Mon Apr 17, 2023 11:55 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Powerless drying racks & torch-crafting (Ghetto)
Replies: 0
Views: 2273

Powerless drying racks & torch-crafting (Ghetto)

Being the enlightened individual i am, i have a box of SS13 memorized tricks at all times from years of experience, and also a severe distain for the current pace of station-side activities, taking myself down to the ashwalker camp whenever i recieve the opportunity to indulge myself in a ghost role...
by FantasticFwoosh
Mon Apr 17, 2023 7:21 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Why were atmospherics berets removed?
Replies: 32
Views: 6196

Re: Why were atmospherics berets removed?

Why does anyone need a baseball cap on a space station far away from our own galaxy? There's no indication that a sun exists anywhere nearby. Baseball remains popular as ever in the far-distance spess future, especially with holodeck technology. The only caveat with colored crayon, is that with eng...
by FantasticFwoosh
Sun Apr 16, 2023 6:18 pm
Forum: Spriting and Mapping
Topic: The North Star: A Nanotrasen Exploratory Vessel [WIP]
Replies: 228
Views: 58057

Re: The North Star: A Nanotrasen Exploratory Vessel [WIP]

Edit: If you can't take criticism without needing someone to filter my words for you, that's not my issue.

Review Retracted.
by FantasticFwoosh
Sun Apr 16, 2023 5:13 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Why were atmospherics berets removed?
Replies: 32
Views: 6196

Re: Why were atmospherics berets removed?

Berets are a military uniform thing. And a French artist thing. Think of as many science hats or engineering hats as you want, but they have to make sense. There's no such thing IRL as a "science beret" You can literally make a beret out of cloth and either crayon stain it or spraypaint i...
by FantasticFwoosh
Sun Apr 16, 2023 5:06 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: new soup does not work
Replies: 32
Views: 7815

Re: new soup does not work

Botany might've poisoned your Tomatos, that recipe shouldn't have resulted in Tear Juice under normal circumstances. do you mean to tell me that I now have to babysit the botanists to make sure they don't grow my onions close to my tomatoes? i just want to make french onion soup and tomato soup and...
by FantasticFwoosh
Sun Apr 16, 2023 4:56 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: NURP'D UP IDEA: Let's test a NURP server for a few months
Replies: 38
Views: 5092

Re: NURP'D UP IDEA: Let's test a NURP server for a few months

Turbonurd is pessimistically correct, but mainly because /tg/ admins lack the required range of humor varying from gross to occasionally dark to deal with people who like to engage with NURP or HURP without cascading enormous amount of drama. Just built different.
by FantasticFwoosh
Sun Apr 16, 2023 12:37 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Henry Revealed To Be Mastermind Behind Reiders Insanity Peanut
Replies: 175
Views: 12730

Re: Henry Revealed To Be Mastermind Behind Reiders Insanity Peanut

I'm not seeing the uniqueness in "goad people to fight you, then ghost when caught". https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT4_Uu6xC2QEbYMHpRJDUvQ0jv6GVs1jzszbgkv8-28JuHgtgbVWM1c4l9SzA&s Infamy is as valid a reason to commit an act, as it is the material worth of the sh...
by FantasticFwoosh
Sun Apr 16, 2023 12:09 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Active Cult Deconversion
Replies: 6
Views: 1371

Re: Active Cult Deconversion

Ant-psychotic hypnotic regression would be short lived for most antagonists, but in conversion antags which are already of a state of mind, its indicative of escaping the process. Being able to temporarily subdue a traitor or ling from violent urges (a ling can just heal the neural networks being se...
by FantasticFwoosh
Sat Apr 15, 2023 11:10 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Active Cult Deconversion
Replies: 6
Views: 1371

Re: Active Cult Deconversion

Psychologists with a wristwatch & hypnotherapy skillchip, which while normally is used for trying to re-set people with psychotically bad moods, has the added benefit of slowly deconverting antags.
by FantasticFwoosh
Fri Apr 14, 2023 4:10 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Why is TG trying to look different?
Replies: 37
Views: 8764

Re: Why is TG trying to look different?

Dude the lavaland changes are all fucking sick how can you be against them Sure, some of them are way too big and stick out into other blocks but that's always how it has been. Objectively to art taste all together they are good, they are very smoothed over opposed to the harsh edges of what came b...
by FantasticFwoosh
Thu Apr 13, 2023 2:19 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: What you think of departmental assistants?
Replies: 9
Views: 1343

Re: What you think of departmental assistants?

Couldn't i just get a robot to fetch me my coffees and cigarettes?
by FantasticFwoosh
Thu Apr 13, 2023 2:05 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Why is TG trying to look different?
Replies: 37
Views: 8764

Re: Why is TG trying to look different?

The most brutalized take that people miss is the drastic changes to Lavaland recently. The progress of doing the sprites there certainly circumnavigates around the aesthetic of the whole terrain and music which is nearly 10 years old (7 in actuality), leaning more into fleshy scorn-like/part cartoon...
by FantasticFwoosh
Wed Apr 12, 2023 8:32 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: New Quirk Idea: Animals Hate You
Replies: 8
Views: 1062

Re: New Quirk Idea: Animals Hate You

If your'e a cat or a dog person (in the figurative sense), its reasonable that there should be polarized reactions to felinids or whenever the topic comes up with ian. A small amount of leeway would be Ashwalkers having a "Alpha Predator" perk, that makes mobs less reluctant to follow you ...
by FantasticFwoosh
Tue Mar 07, 2023 11:04 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Biannual Moonlighting Convention
Replies: 11
Views: 4245

Re: Biannual Moonlighting Convention

Bawhoppennn wrote: Mon Mar 06, 2023 11:19 pm
Capsandi wrote: Sat Mar 04, 2023 11:10 pm Omg omg omg its fwoosh can I have your autograph? Big fan!
I have bootleg Fwoosh content, I'll sell it to ya real cheap...
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by FantasticFwoosh
Sun Mar 05, 2023 5:17 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Scorched Horizon (desert planet) - Map idea
Replies: 21
Views: 2821

Re: Scorched Horizon (desert planet) - Map idea

This is where the southern accented sand shrimp live.
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by FantasticFwoosh
Sun Mar 05, 2023 8:37 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Biannual Moonlighting Convention
Replies: 11
Views: 4245

Re: Biannual Moonlighting Convention

Ok but it's 10 dollars for a fan-picture at my unenthusiastic ex-player booth at the convention.
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by FantasticFwoosh
Sat Mar 04, 2023 3:31 pm
Forum: Coding
Topic: Water Physics:Is it possible?
Replies: 9
Views: 2361

Re: Water Physics:Is it possible?

I have a surviving copy of the Yonaguni Europastation server repo, beside Rohesie and other active staff who squirrelled it away to never see the light of day. Which is Minecraft Classic levels of water fill-in hilarity, accomodating that the exoplanet turfs dictate a very aggressive creation rate o...
by FantasticFwoosh
Sat Mar 04, 2023 2:42 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Ayy Lmao Xcom Lavaland Base (Ghost Ruin)
Replies: 2
Views: 2044

Re: Ayy Lmao Xcom Lavaland Base (Ghost Ruin)

They may or may not be actual imposters come to infiltrate your society for the wake of a future invasion. Sounds incredibly stupid? maybe, but its a real threat.
I predicted Among Us in 2016
by FantasticFwoosh
Fri Mar 03, 2023 8:24 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: STOP MAKING BAD SPRITES
Replies: 13
Views: 1950

Re: STOP MAKING BAD SPRITES

Sprites without soul (pictured) will forever more be condemned to the purgatory of forgettability.
by FantasticFwoosh
Fri Mar 03, 2023 8:20 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Biannual Moonlighting Convention
Replies: 11
Views: 4245

Re: Biannual Moonlighting Convention

Biannual as a premise sucks, what in gods name was I thinking.

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by FantasticFwoosh
Mon Sep 05, 2022 8:14 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Burnt out with player/server politics
Replies: 9
Views: 2368

Burnt out with player/server politics

Behind the scenes SS13 is extremely tiring in its self-justification, if it was discussionless nothing would get done either so its the price of progress. Recently i've been interacting with SS13 much less because most servers think a monthly controversy gets people invested and frankly don't expect...
by FantasticFwoosh
Tue Aug 16, 2022 12:30 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The old sprite repository
Replies: 7
Views: 2487

Re: The old sprite repository

cacogen wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 10:56 am No, the person needlessly updating the sprite with their terrible new version should have to.
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by FantasticFwoosh
Mon Aug 15, 2022 8:54 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The old sprite repository
Replies: 7
Views: 2487

Re: The old sprite repository

Man i can just roll the github URL timestamping all the way to 2014 to download old sprites, its really not a big deal to store them especially when current spriter community doesn't pay any regard to honor them for on brand, bright plastic and tacky corporate replacements.
by FantasticFwoosh
Mon Aug 15, 2022 3:44 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: WHy do the Devs Hate all the things I love.
Replies: 22
Views: 4712

Re: WHy do the Devs Hate all the things I love.

Too many of them signed up to fix personal gripes (not talking about bugfixes but rather self declared 'balance specialists'), rather than to make things because they love the server and to gift good things to other people. Givemaxxing developer grindset.
by FantasticFwoosh
Sun Aug 14, 2022 9:02 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Antagonist Idea - Space Mummy
Replies: 4
Views: 963

Re: Antagonist Idea - Space Mummy

What if they were planetside antagonist and generally laid siege with a undead army? Scoping it much further out, you just have the goal to survive against magic-romerol as lavaland gives up its long-buried miners and they can quickly personally ressurect the slain as a wiz-zombie cult-collectivist ...
by FantasticFwoosh
Sun Aug 14, 2022 8:24 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Boxburg/Medieval castle ruin
Replies: 3
Views: 1072

Re: Boxburg/Medieval castle ruin

I dont remember writing this but im glad to have it recognised. We have the technology to realise it much more, other servers have already got a leg up on the concept so Boxburg go big or go home.
by FantasticFwoosh
Sat Aug 13, 2022 9:00 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Make min/max age a config.
Replies: 15
Views: 2874

Re: Make min/max age a config.

for what reason This change is definitely not a necessity. But as I was investigating relevant code during the latest drama, I found that it wasn't a config, and I figured it was weird to have age hardcoded like that. I'm not trying to make a call to action to change the age min. For gameplay reaso...
by FantasticFwoosh
Fri Aug 05, 2022 8:00 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Antagonist Idea - Space Mummy
Replies: 4
Views: 963

Re: Antagonist Idea - Space Mummy

Please refer to the psychologist in private room 2 of the Medbay for unresolved mummy issues.
by FantasticFwoosh
Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:42 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Banhammer pete
Replies: 4
Views: 904

Re: Banhammer pete

I thought Pete was holding the Banhammer like 'Sif' or that one sort of cool reference sword-wolf lavaland boss from the horny server that shall not be named. My expectations have been subverted, pete was never a serious contender for anything but a few bruises.
by FantasticFwoosh
Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:39 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Remove stasis beds
Replies: 36
Views: 5845

Re: Remove stasis beds

Please don't make the "dead corpse sitting in medbay" simulator any worse than it is currently. Amatuers still wont learn to check in on their longer term patients in nearly 10 years of SS13 total of this problem, imagine having to suspend and heal people in cyro-tubes, but if you bust th...
by FantasticFwoosh
Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:30 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Fix Lavaland Plants
Replies: 1
Views: 705

Re: Fix Lavaland Plants

Pre-Fermi lavaland plants i remember interacting with were atleast amusing for alchemy, they've never as far as i remember been mainstream to bring aboard the station unless you specifically wanted to annoy medbay with superior chemicals like mushroom froth super-drugs. Pestle & mortar, some rad...
by FantasticFwoosh
Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:18 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Why is antag rolling against the rules? How is it bad?
Replies: 29
Views: 5099

Re: Why is antag rolling against the rules? How is it bad?

If you knew, the HOP's employment file cabinet contents goes into detail about this specifically. Come on, how many hours do you have and you can't even slam the buzzer on specific trivia.

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by FantasticFwoosh
Sat Jul 30, 2022 9:00 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Why is antag rolling against the rules? How is it bad?
Replies: 29
Views: 5099

Re: Why is antag rolling against the rules? How is it bad?

I have a IC solution, every antag roll should cost you your corporeal soul unless you win against Nanotransen so you can never play in the round again afterwards.
by FantasticFwoosh
Sat Jul 30, 2022 8:54 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Fermichems purity system is really unclear
Replies: 68
Views: 18153

Re: Fermichems purity system is really unclear

And it probably won't be "20% as effective" either--0 purity chloral hydrate would still do something. It just wouldn't be as good as pure chloral hydrate, but not so good that people feel obligated to use external sheets again. This system even revised still sucks, but almost MORE than i...
by FantasticFwoosh
Wed Jul 20, 2022 12:05 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Rule 0-1 (Admins and Assholes)
Replies: 42
Views: 7009

Re: Rule 0-1 (Admins and Assholes)

Go live on lavaland if you want none-spacial resources to rebuild the station with your hours long detailed systems at a moments notice. Admins and coders have been waging a campaign of hate against the great philosopher of the day 'Cuban Pete's confuscian esque manifesto on corporatism and the flee...