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by Kassori
Thu Dec 28, 2023 12:42 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: propeller beanie buff proposal
Replies: 5
Views: 1753

Re: propeller beanie buff proposal

beating me with a rolling-pin won't un-eat your hat
by Kassori
Tue Dec 19, 2023 3:38 am
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Trialmin Review: Lorwp
Replies: 8
Views: 3119

Re: Trialmin Review: Lorwp

Massive overuse of pushing buttons. I watched this admin spawn multiple deathsquads, spawn in multiple pulse destroyers when a sentient lavaland mob they ported onto station started murderboning, then watched them hit an escape pod with a missile in transit, all in a 3 day timespan, and I've only pl...
by Kassori
Tue Oct 10, 2023 10:35 pm
Forum: TGMC General Discussion
Topic: Start of round tips
Replies: 18
Views: 31841

Re: Start of round tips

It's way funnier to be a total greenhorn who has no idea what they're doing. Tell your medic you don't know what the pills do, so you ate them all.
by Kassori
Tue Jul 04, 2023 7:53 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Roleplaying - The Unspoken Rules and Their Unsettling Implications
Replies: 5
Views: 2205

Re: Roleplaying - The Unspoken Rules and Their Unsettling Implications

the focus seems to be heavily on crafting personas rather than telling tales or building worlds This is a symptom of the game format, it's a whole lot harder to tell a story when you have limited control over the events of the round and the stories are usually limited exclusively to that current ro...
by Kassori
Tue Jul 04, 2023 7:02 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Timdupoes confronts a Sidious player: Revenge of The Peanut
Replies: 125
Views: 18030

Re: Timdupoes confronts a Sidious player: Revenge of The Peanut

Free he, he won't last 2 weeks.
by Kassori
Sun Jul 02, 2023 7:07 am
Forum: Admin Feedback
Topic: TheBibleMelts
Replies: 36
Views: 14558

Re: TheBibleMelts

I don't think that makes a whole lot of sense for the Roleplay Server.
by Kassori
Sun Jul 02, 2023 6:17 am
Forum: Admin Feedback
Topic: TheBibleMelts
Replies: 36
Views: 14558

Re: TheBibleMelts

I don't appreciate you just drop-podding me to central command over an obviously joking IC squabble.
As the warden, to an assistant taxi-ing into the brig. During revs. My actual job.
by Kassori
Sun Jul 02, 2023 6:14 am
Forum: Admin Feedback
Topic: Vekter
Replies: 185
Views: 85781

Re: Vekter

Ignore me
by Kassori
Sun May 14, 2023 6:02 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Mins hating on reider for not wanting to move his fingers. (PEANUT) (MRP ADMIN ALERT?) 1984?? [NO BITCHES??]
Replies: 84
Views: 26506

Re: Mins hating on reider for not wanting to move his fingers. (PEANUT) (MRP ADMIN ALERT?) 1984?? [NO BITCHES??]

ITT: People who don't play on the MRP server complaining about a note on the MRP server, which has a different ruleset.

-another idiot with 5000 instances on their ckey
by Kassori
Sat Apr 15, 2023 3:03 am
Forum: Admin Feedback
Topic: Vekter
Replies: 185
Views: 85781

Re: Vekter

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by Kassori
Sun Apr 02, 2023 3:33 am
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: Tabletop NPC Hiring Committee
Replies: 8
Views: 2011

Re: Tabletop NPC Hiring Committee

Nettles - Appearance: Green moth of the typical forest variety, his clothes appear chewed, his eyes shifty - Occupation: Botanist - Talks like a dumb, California stoner, smells like cannabis - Attracts the ire of the chef for not actually doing their job - Fear Response: Attempt to fight, but he's p...
by Kassori
Thu Mar 30, 2023 2:52 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Chip Shitfest peanut
Replies: 120
Views: 8943

Re: Chip Shitfest peanut

Devin, you're far from the worst player I've encountered, your absolute insanity has at times contributed to and made memorable stories and rounds. I fondly remember watching you fucking dunk on the captain and HoS on skyrat for trying to kill Poly for being on the radio. I've seen, on many occasion...
by Kassori
Wed Mar 29, 2023 3:49 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Would anyone Like some Sausage (peanut?)
Replies: 41
Views: 2802

Re: Would anyone Like some Sausage (peanut?)

I'm making ice-cream :)
by Kassori
Mon Mar 13, 2023 7:04 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: You shouldn't slide when slipping on ice with magboots on.
Replies: 19
Views: 3494

Re: You shouldn't slide when slipping on ice with magboots on.

magboots should work if there's metal hull plating under your feet, because magnets. :)
by Kassori
Mon Feb 06, 2023 12:45 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Manuel is not a hugbox Nut
Replies: 28
Views: 2386

Re: Manuel is not a hugbox Nut

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The mime in question
by Kassori
Fri Dec 09, 2022 6:22 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Progression Traitor Feedback
Replies: 261
Views: 58227

Re: Progression Traitor Feedback

The issue with progtot in its very nature is that it incentivizes the lowest common denominator to interact with the station and it's crew as little as fucking possible so you can plow through low-risk bullshit in a laundry list. Contractor kind of worked because you had to opt in and actually had ...
by Kassori
Thu Dec 08, 2022 5:33 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Progression Traitor Feedback
Replies: 261
Views: 58227

Re: Progression Traitor Feedback

The issue with progtot in its very nature is that it incentivizes the lowest common denominator to interact with the station and it's crew as little as fucking possible so you can plow through low-risk bullshit in a laundry list. Contractor kind of worked because you had to opt in and actually had t...
by Kassori
Tue Dec 06, 2022 6:42 pm
Forum: Admin Feedback
Topic: Cheshify
Replies: 29
Views: 9326

Re: Cheshify

They're pretty great and all and it's genuinely a pleasure to have them around but I've had Bones stuck in my head for the last 3 days.
by Kassori
Mon Dec 05, 2022 9:58 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: I MADE THE LIST
Replies: 15
Views: 1144

Re: I MADE THE LIST

take a look at the other posts in the guy's history
by Kassori
Wed Nov 30, 2022 6:13 pm
Forum: Admin Feedback
Topic: WalterTruck
Replies: 12
Views: 3326

Re: WalterTruck

I thoroughly enjoy their willingness to press buttons and inject something silly into the round, even if I don't understand Yakuza or the ponies.

edit: he turned me into rainbow dash. smh
by Kassori
Wed Nov 30, 2022 6:10 pm
Forum: Former Admins
Topic: [No Longer Admin]Harricross
Replies: 24
Views: 8754

Re: Harricross

I wish other servers got to have admins of this quality.
I've genuinely wracked my my brain for a time they've not been excellent in all my interactions and I can't think of one. 10/10
by Kassori
Thu Nov 24, 2022 4:21 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: An e-boy you say? To the hounds with you
Replies: 46
Views: 3966

Re: An e-boy you say? To the hounds with you

like if i come up to you IRL and go "hi hello i'd like to be your friend" and 20 minutes later the cops wanna shit on me, you're going to attack the cops because you've known me for 20 minutes? https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/976946868061884496/1045104357751935026/IMG_6596.png hi...
by Kassori
Mon Nov 21, 2022 4:56 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: The 1 issue I have with the chunky baton nerf
Replies: 19
Views: 1737

Re: The 1 issue I have with the chunky baton nerf

As much as this PR reads as "ided" from a guy that only plays every month and a half then gets robusted... There's multiple sets of combat gloves in tactical toolboxes, for free on the map, as well as the occasionally guerilla gloves from SWAT-suited space corpses. If not, its 1 TC for the...
by Kassori
Sun Nov 20, 2022 5:29 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Blatant EORG Preparation
Replies: 58
Views: 6729

Re: Blatant EORG Preparation

I'm hesitant to ahelp the prep, save the most egregious ones, because it holds the entire server hostage for the duration of that ticket, made right as the round should be ending. I would think the more significant matter is that a lot of EORG prep is conveniently ready for a significant portion of ...
by Kassori
Tue Nov 15, 2022 6:03 pm
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: Is "Dorkus Hore" impossible to roleplay with?
Replies: 19
Views: 4723

Re: Is "Dorkus Hore" impossible to roleplay with?

Dorkus Hore is no sillier than Zaphod Beeblebrox or Zapp Brannigan, sounds like something Charles Dickens would name a character.
by Kassori
Sat Nov 12, 2022 3:53 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Nagger peanut
Replies: 17
Views: 1587

Re: Nagger peanut

I did the thing where I sipped my coffee and pursed my lips while reading that.
I had to check the date on the note, because I assumed this was about the events and subsequent meltdown in discord on Halloween, but it was today.
by Kassori
Mon Oct 24, 2022 1:03 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Cargo Vending Machine Resupply.
Replies: 1
Views: 405

Re: Cargo Vending Machine Resupply.

I would check the newscaster for vending machines to restock for a hundred credits, if I was the janitor, that'd be pretty good
by Kassori
Wed Oct 19, 2022 5:33 am
Forum: Coding
Topic: It's time to admit the Heretic sacrifice change was a mistake.
Replies: 47
Views: 8024

Re: It's time to admit the Heretic sacrifice change was a mistake.

I died to a blob and during the chaos, I was left to sit for a while until an atmos tech grabs my rotten corpse, dragging it into the depths of maint. After sleeping through the shadow hands because of my noct resp virus, I woke up in atmos, to be let out by the heretic that had just sacrificed me, ...
by Kassori
Sun Jan 23, 2022 7:43 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Progression Traitor Feedback
Replies: 261
Views: 58227

Re: Progression Traitor Feedback

It feels like a bad feedback loop right now. Low pop means one of the few traitors can easily clear out the low effort objectives pretty uncontested and become way too much for a round to handle with 60 tc against like, 20 pop and 2 secoffs. I think we might need a TC cap or TC payouts should scale ...
by Kassori
Sun Aug 15, 2021 4:41 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Roger Ebert Admin Com-Peanut
Replies: 109
Views: 17409

Re: Roger Ebert Admin Com-Peanut

terranaut wrote:i'd get banned if i repeated that and replaced europeans with something else
americans
by Kassori
Mon Jul 26, 2021 7:24 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: coconuts
Replies: 13
Views: 2177

Re: coconuts

You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up
by Kassori
Mon Jul 26, 2021 6:47 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Mr Melbert] Kassori - requested ban
Replies: 2
Views: 803

Re: [Mr Melbert] Kassori - requested ban

Thank you, both.
by Kassori
Mon Jul 26, 2021 12:31 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Mr Melbert] Kassori - requested ban
Replies: 2
Views: 803

[Mr Melbert] Kassori - requested ban

BYOND account: Kassori Character name: N/A Ban type: Server Ban length: Permanent Ban reason: Requested permanent ban. Feel free to appeal this at anytime to get it lifted. Enjoy the break. Time ban was placed: 2021-06-20 23:03:17 Server you were playing on when banned: Manuel Round ID in which ban...
by Kassori
Sat Jul 24, 2021 2:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: does pleasure only exist when there is pain
Replies: 20
Views: 2770

Re: does pleasure only exist when there is pain

Yeah, stay the fuck away from benzos.
Just had to bury one of the kindest souls I ever met because of that shit
by Kassori
Fri Jul 23, 2021 3:34 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Why Powergaming Exists
Replies: 41
Views: 5848

Re: Why Powergaming Exists

avoid talking to anyone, run around wordlessly collecting the most powerful items in the game so if anyone tries to kill you you can easily kill them. realise you're doing this over and over again for no real gain or benefit. Become burn out, cynical and bitter, stop playing, start forum posting. D...
by Kassori
Thu Jul 22, 2021 4:16 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Why Powergaming Exists
Replies: 41
Views: 5848

Re: Why Powergaming Exists

Farquaar wrote:
Kassori wrote:part-time coyote GF.
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me too
by Kassori
Thu Jul 22, 2021 4:10 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Why Powergaming Exists
Replies: 41
Views: 5848

Re: Why Powergaming Exists

See, this is why I grow cocaine and have a part-time coyote GF.
by Kassori
Thu Jun 17, 2021 4:27 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Derelict speed run and rules
Replies: 25
Views: 3291

Re: Derelict speed run and rules

Weak, the strong drones repopulate the derelict.
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by Kassori
Mon Jun 14, 2021 8:49 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3937
Views: 1019092

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Spears should have an extra tile of range, since that's what a spear is for.
by Kassori
Tue May 11, 2021 3:36 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: .
Replies: 11
Views: 2766

Re: Moth Raping human, this is why non-humans need to be removed

This is outrageous. I draw ths line in the sand at gratuitous violence, terrorism, larceny, transmutation and plausibly deniable "negligence".
by Kassori
Thu May 06, 2021 4:27 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3937
Views: 1019092

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

double ended stun batons, they're just a regular baton, but you do desword spins while using it.
by Kassori
Sat May 01, 2021 4:30 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: MSO a Redditor?
Replies: 17
Views: 2975

Re: MSO a Redditor?

Wait, I thought I saw MSO post on digg on another account a few weeks ago. Is MSO a STONKY BAN EVADER?!
Or does he have like, copycats or something?
by Kassori
Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:41 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: .
Replies: 10
Views: 2343

Re: Aspen peanut

...as a drone kinda tried to ERP with the singularity. It was pretty fucking funny. He sung to it first and built a bed and everything. This kids stupid as per the name but seems funny and good hearted. He'll prolly need a ban or two to keep him in line but give him a chance.
The gem from this.
by Kassori
Tue Apr 06, 2021 5:11 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: reverse manuel admin experience admin complaint(s) peanut megathread
Replies: 142
Views: 29134

Re: reverse manuel admin experience admin complaint(s) peanut megathread

Swept wrote: I want to read the funny thread but this is way too long can someone sum it up in a sentence with some emojis for me?
:paperwrote: :revolver: :monkey: :wetfloorsign: :peel:
by Kassori
Sun Apr 04, 2021 3:39 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Smart Pipes TM
Replies: 23
Views: 6248

Re: Smart Pipes TM

Tried to put 3 scrubbers in toxins, "smart pipes" did not link
by Kassori
Sat Apr 03, 2021 3:41 am
Forum: Admin Feedback
Topic: Pumpkin0
Replies: 27
Views: 8758

Re: Pumpkin0

Very patient babysitter
by Kassori
Fri Apr 02, 2021 7:02 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: LemonInTheDark and their RNG Virus spawn change
Replies: 14
Views: 3844

Re: LemonInTheDark and their RNG Virus spawn change

Oh boy, RNG virus that blows your head up one in 5 rounds because it activates your dormant DNA! Note, thats about how often you get the dormant DNA for HARs, which means a random bullshit virus that activates DNA traits spawnscontently. Like how does this differ from the design philosophy that remo...
by Kassori
Fri Mar 19, 2021 5:04 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: AI Stupid Prizes Peanut
Replies: 87
Views: 16998

Re: AI Stupid Prizes Peanut

So, AI acts like an antag by stating its laws in a way that nobody can hear them. AI acts like an antag, is treated like one. A helps after intentionally pretending to be malf How is this not ban baiting? Clown should be noted for not being in their own lane, but the AI was being a shitter and deser...
by Kassori
Tue Mar 16, 2021 5:38 pm
Forum: Coding
Topic: station traits feedback
Replies: 52
Views: 16315

Re: station traits feedback

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