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Rohen_Tahir wrote: ↑Sat Nov 05, 2022 6:44 pm I'm afraid I'm extremely toxic and thus inedible.

You may yet be eaten, if only once.

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on one hand this is a silly reason to ban anyone

on the other this is a ban from polcon which is a net moral good

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Skill Issue

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robotics could participate in filling that role, borgs obviously but also other applications like slapping posis into mechs or circuits

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dont have the time to play as much recently so its mostly speedrunning idiotic circuit designs before shenanigans take over. it's fun when i do have the time for it!

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XII3912 wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 5:15 am Say something political (that I know will cause drama)

skub rules!

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Shadowflame909 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 06, 2022 4:49 pm It's the price we pay for a clean toosh

fair enough

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Shadowflame909 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 06, 2022 11:30 am I'm pro skub pro bidet pro keeping cat girls anti erp pro adminbus pro clown anti mime pro meta station anti cere station Pro Narsie Pro Ratvar pro lavaland separation anti roleplay job(with no mechanics)

wtf you voted for joseph robinet bidet

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If you're not an ancap anymore then my anti-ancap sentiment here doesn't apply to you, just dont politically support an ideology that maximizes the potential for THE BAD THING and then defend THE BAD THING in other contexts. It just makes it look like you don't actually want to avoid THE BAD THING ...

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Capsandi wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 10:00 pm *masterwork of literature*

Edifying read. A less morally bankrupt admin team would etch it into the irises of all sec players.

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To be a secman is to know, breathe, inhale crime; to feel its sickly aroma on the station wind, to follow that stench where it leads you; and if its source is an undented cranium, to adorn it with its due embossing. The stationsfolk will protest your ways; the broken redshirt will fight them, but re...

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wubli wrote: ↑Tue Aug 02, 2022 4:14 am

Who doesn't?

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why would you roll the toilet paper??? you're gonna unfold it to wipe yo ass stinky..

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circuits - the amount of people that do circuits is under 15 people sad but true. its the best part of sci imo tho on another note the fact you really have to do the same experiments each round kinda sucks. could be good to have more possible experiments for a same goal so instead of scanning twent...

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i mean boss is a surname in real life so why not in space game

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wubli wrote: ↑Tue Jul 05, 2022 12:34 am(locker sex)

quotable, evidence:

BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 05, 2022 4:06 am (locker sex)

quoted

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https://youtu.be/BPPtrqvHGEg bar rp

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The tofu is ideology

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hitscan lasers

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BONERMASTER & Associates fucked my dog and ran over my mom! 10/10!!

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Sharing it with friends to explain the quirks of spaceman development which is the highest compliment I can bestow

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Timonk wrote: ↑Tue May 24, 2022 7:03 pm
Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Tue May 24, 2022 5:53 pm Sucking dick is only gay if you don't gag
Brushing your teeth on the other hand, is only gay if you do gag.
What if i brush my teeth while sucking cock

Where I'm from we call that a tuesday morning special. Gagging doesnt make it more or less gay, but it is rude.

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I remember when we used to laugh at his masterful boners. Comedy genius.

With wistful regards,
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Answer truthfully, or i will send a cabal to execute you Also please enlighten us on what you found brotha and how you used it Skeletal Trumpet (like twice): Parasite an ongoing revolution and LIBERATE the station's skeletons from the station's crew, and another time where I forgot what happened Do...

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Timonk wrote: ↑Fri May 06, 2022 4:55 am
Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 11:19 pm genocide is bad
Debatable

thats an interesting position to hold, what say we talk about it for the next six hours?

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if polcon gets closed, where will we spam gay sex??

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skill issue, if the secoff didnt want to risk getting killed he shouldnt have used lethals

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Hulkamania wrote: ↑Fri Apr 29, 2022 11:47 pm hitscan. lasers.

good old days...

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cacogen wrote: ↑Sat Apr 16, 2022 3:33 am felinids are the least insufferable furry (i.e. non-human) species on /tg/station

yes, golems are furries

only the legendary carpet golems could aptly be considered furries

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Gilbert Gottfried (hallowed be His name)

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holy shit i want to fuck jordan peterson so fucking bad not a single night goes by without me fucking YELLING IN ANGUISH that i cant feel the lobster king's rugged touch on my body i cannot fucking overstate my distress it's gotten so bad that my only form of release is marathoning his videos while ...

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thomanthewise5404 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 10, 2022 9:49 pm Food shouldnt be important in this game. If your a chef player you should fuck off and go play cooking mama or something

cooking mama pot minigame pr when......................

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i understand catfiends and moths being labeled as furries, but ethereals and plasmemes? idk they dont exactly have much in the way of fur, or anthropomorphic animal-ness.

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Same as it ever was

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Xeno should be a genetically max evolved crew. Like genetics on steroids. The crew wins by their intellectually evolved sci-fi weapons. Thus xenos are now space x-men yes, and their sprites should be the xeno sprites but retextured with flesh colours Maybe if a Xeno hive grows large enough it auto-...

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as a plasmeme enthusiast this seems fair

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felinids being hated is pretty much the only interesting part of their characterisation

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i could go for some Funky Cold Purple Drank™ right about now

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stamina damage on sprinting would be pretty funny, i wanna see people just collapse in the halls because they forgot they had left running on

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Farquaar wrote: ↑Mon Mar 07, 2022 3:10 pm You're in luck. I, the illustrious Farquaar, am an experienced friendmaker and am happy to share my secrets.

UNSPEAKABLE WISDOM WAS HERE

followed this, now cursed with popularity and the constant fellowship of close friends. thank you far quaar

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YBS wrote: ↑Sat Mar 05, 2022 6:25 pm I didn't come into this thread expecting to have flipping justified forever, but you really just did.

i copied it wholesale from DECOMPRESSED: NUKEOPS its quite good

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I don't care about sus I don't care about tot But if you spin-flip-clap in front of me, I treat it IC like you just flipped me off. The Unofficial Galactic Company Protocol Guide has this to say on the topic of calisthenics in orbital and deep space contexts. When visiting a space station, space cr...

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Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:19 am I was born

All i want for my birthday is peace in Europe

belated merry happy birthday crag "super aggro crag" super aggro

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I am currently sitting here WAITING FOR A BUG TO BE REPORTED, IS THIS THE CODER LIFE? SIT STILL WAIT FOR BUG BE REPORTED WORK ON PR REPEAT?!?!? If you're bored then fix parapalegics not being able to interact with things while floorcrawling it's fucking stupid Love YBS im like 87.3% sure its intent...

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In the year 2400, the landmass previously thought of as the peninsula of Florida was discovered to be a colossal mineral based alien parasite that was coming out of an extended period of suspended animation. In order to save Earth from the spread of Florida and it's reality deviance, the state was ...

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excellent dog, beloved by the people

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no worries, have a good one

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getting revived after you’re essentially robbed out of everything you have is lame anyhow. ive been embracing DNR as of recently and it’s made the game much more enjoyable than sitting outside HoP’s for 15 minutes or watching medical doctors fix my body to 100% before revival for 30 minutes. the on...

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