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Re: Security needs new rules

>Not setting sec roles to high and medium as Alistair Tenpenny

WASTELAND SAFARI
by Mastigos
Fri Apr 24, 2015 5:24 am
 
Forum: Policy Discussion
Topic: Security needs new rules
Replies: 186
Views: 21665

Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Sometimes I like to spawn in Shia Lebeouf and try and escape or kill him. Makes me think of this song every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI
by Mastigos
Sat Mar 28, 2015 9:57 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win
Replies: 1219
Views: 153590

Re: Implanting new Sec Officers...

Light RP = Fuck RP, gotta get dat redtext. Don't do anything at all in game that makes RP sense unless it furthers your cause of sniffing out those valids.
by Mastigos
Thu Mar 26, 2015 2:42 pm
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Implanting new Sec Officers...
Replies: 48
Views: 6488

Re: MY FIRST BAN

Also don't forget her religious hatred of silicons, any that attempted to disrupt THE LAW were to be destroyed at all costs. Kimiza was admin for a while too, but ended up getting booted because of his awful attitude towards everybody. You can probably look over the forums and find the shitstorm of ...
by Mastigos
Fri Mar 20, 2015 3:47 am
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: MY FIRST BAN
Replies: 97
Views: 15947

Re: MY FIRST BAN

So I spawned in as AI and shit was boring so I prayed for fun, and admins spawned Fun Waffles in my core. Upon hearing of this, the Captain had me open up my core and uploaded laws that there always had to be a party going on, and so we had a kickass core party. Everybody was having a good time, peo...
by Mastigos
Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:28 pm
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: MY FIRST BAN
Replies: 97
Views: 15947

Re: MY FIRST BAN

I had an incident between me as AI, the captain and JLP that was so ridiculous and blown out of proportion that adminbus refused to handle it and invoked the clusterfuck rule on an extended round. Pretty sure it was HBL that handled it.
by Mastigos
Tue Mar 17, 2015 9:52 pm
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: MY FIRST BAN
Replies: 97
Views: 15947

Re: [Global] Shit got hacked bro.

Bluespace wrote:Literally the only photo of me known to ss13 was deleted in the hack, top kek.
Also this is the second time you've been hacked, my password is just random letters and numbers at this point, i'm just assuming it's a matter of time.

http://xkcd.com/936/
by Mastigos
Tue Mar 10, 2015 7:30 pm
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: [Global] Shit got hacked bro.
Replies: 51
Views: 14304

Re: [Global] Shit got hacked bro.

packets
by Mastigos
Tue Mar 10, 2015 11:49 am
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: [Global] Shit got hacked bro.
Replies: 51
Views: 14304
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Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

I did some fiddling in the config and debug and made my character a god. 700 in all stats, fully kitted out in the best equipment in the game, every single possible positive mutation and skill and spent a little while running around punching things into mist. Then I got bored and found out that firi...
by Mastigos
Thu Jan 29, 2015 1:47 am
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win
Replies: 1219
Views: 153590

Re: How do you open the safe in the vault?

No. The most secure place is inside a wheel of cheese in a backpack filled with cheese wheels, out of three backpacks that fit in the safe. >Not putting that in a box inside a bag filled with boxes inside a BoH filled with bags, alongside identically set up BoHs inside the safe, surrounded by bolte...
by Mastigos
Wed Jan 28, 2015 2:08 pm
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: How do you open the safe in the vault?
Replies: 28
Views: 7099

Re: Post Your Notes Here!!!

Notes for mastigos: 23-Mar-2013 | Warned for setting up fires before the round ended ~aranclanos 28-Jul-2014 | Banned for 60 minutes - Round ruining IC OOC. ~bluespace I think the first one I set a plasma canister on fire in escape like 30s before shuttle docked at centcomm, the second was when I me...
by Mastigos
Mon Jan 26, 2015 5:48 pm
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Post Your Notes Here!!!
Replies: 130
Views: 20028

Re: War Thunder General

Man, I just had the sexiest snipe ever yesterday, it was from 1.4km away with my trusty 37mm.

Too bad it was on my teammate instead of the guy right in front of him I was trying to actually hit.
by Mastigos
Fri Dec 26, 2014 5:40 am
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: War Thunder General
Replies: 43
Views: 7612

Re: Little things you learned that are game changing

Better to drag and drop, then click engage before it completes. You're guaranteed to flush.
by Mastigos
Fri Dec 26, 2014 4:54 am
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Little things you learned that are game changing
Replies: 2435
Views: 384565

Re: Security ignoring the Law.

If someone's being a total shitbag when I'm Sec, I'll toss them in the brig, but otherwise I usually just tase them, tell them to stop, and go about my day. Unless they're a clown, at which point I shoot on sight, cuff them to a swivel chair and pull them around the hallways for a few minutes just b...
by Mastigos
Thu Dec 25, 2014 8:25 pm
 
Forum: Policy Discussion
Topic: Security ignoring the Law.
Replies: 29
Views: 4895

Re: War Thunder General

SORRY WHAT'S THAT CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER GLORIOUS STALINWOOD DOMINATION DO SVIDANIYA BITCHES
by Mastigos
Thu Dec 25, 2014 4:05 am
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: War Thunder General
Replies: 43
Views: 7612

Re: FrowningMaccus-Grief as borg

The Captain/Borg was a total shithead, busting into the upload to kill the AI for no reason, I was the mime that lasered him to death and saved the HoS and an Engineer from being beaten to death by the Captain, then tried to borg him on HoS's orders before everybody and their mother tried to stop me...
by Mastigos
Sat Dec 13, 2014 4:10 pm
 
Forum: Resolved Requests
Topic: FrowningMaccus-Grief as borg
Replies: 18
Views: 3031

Re: Simple Questions Thread

You can deconstruct flooring.
by Mastigos
Sun Nov 16, 2014 10:22 pm
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Simple Questions Thread
Replies: 2095
Views: 297055

Re: Simple Questions Thread

There should be one in a crate or locker in the surgery room. You'll have to put the tank on their back in order to be able to set their internals.
by Mastigos
Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:09 pm
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Simple Questions Thread
Replies: 2095
Views: 297055

Re: Five Nights at Freddy's

During the events of FNAF2, somebody uses the Golden Freddy suit to lure children into the back and murder them. This causes the animatronics to go completely apeshit, leading into the event that occurs the day after Night 6, otherwise known as the Bite of '87 as mentioned by Phone Guy in Night...
by Mastigos
Sun Nov 16, 2014 6:31 am
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Five Nights at Freddy's
Replies: 121
Views: 31608

Re: Dont make space slow please

It's not so much that space is dangerous as space is 90% lethal. This is actually a ridiculously strong buff to rogue borgs. All it takes is a couple of tiles RCDed and gg humie scum. Even a one or two tile breach in the halls is hard to get past if you don't have protection. To say nothing about ho...
by Mastigos
Fri Nov 14, 2014 4:25 am
 
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Dont make space slow please
Replies: 239
Views: 32760

Re: Screenshots General

cedarbridge wrote:That's the same borg that got renamed "wires badly" right?

Yeah. It was worse than seven Hitlers.
by Mastigos
Thu Nov 13, 2014 4:14 am
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Screenshots General
Replies: 2746
Views: 511116

Re: Screenshots General

>All those people with hardsuit access >Staring instead of doing anything Cringeworthy. That's not cringe worthy, this is cringe worthy: http://puu.sh/cJ21q/8a99f31e9d.png HOW they did that I don't know but they managed to get 20 solars on it. I am now the sun. Best part is that it took me give or ...
by Mastigos
Tue Nov 11, 2014 7:40 am
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Screenshots General
Replies: 2746
Views: 511116

Re: 3 out 4 of my last deaths were from an alien hunter

All I'm getting out of this topic is that admins have been seriously remiss in not uploading spacejam.ogg when aliums happen. They're hideously overpowered, yeah, but that's why people think they're fun.
by Mastigos
Tue Nov 11, 2014 7:15 am
 
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: 3 out 4 of my last deaths were from an alien hunter
Replies: 62
Views: 7997

Re: SERIOUS QUESTION: IF WE HAVE A TIE?

Wait, are you people seriously talking about leaving the fate of the headmin election to the whim of BYOND RNG?
by Mastigos
Fri Oct 31, 2014 2:17 pm
 
Forum: Archived/Deleted
Topic: SERIOUS QUESTION: IF WE HAVE A TIE?
Replies: 12
Views: 1375

Re: Little things you learned that are game changing

Nope, wrapped and unlabeled packages loop back to the conveyor in the mail room, so if you have someone locked into a wrapped locker with the conveyors on they're stuck there until someone else comes to help. Honk
by Mastigos
Wed Oct 22, 2014 9:10 pm
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Little things you learned that are game changing
Replies: 2435
Views: 384565

Re: Little things you learned that are game changing

kosmos wrote:
Mastigos wrote:Also if you want a laugh stuff the clown into a locker, weld and wrap it then send it through the conveyor without tagging it and let him loop through the disposal system forever.

Doesn't work. Just loops once and comes back to the Delivery Office.


Mastigos wrote:send it through the conveyor
by Mastigos
Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:46 pm
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Little things you learned that are game changing
Replies: 2435
Views: 384565

Re: Little things you learned that are game changing

With a destination tagger you can mail packages to any of the head offices, along with the major departments and the bartender. Pretty baseline, but few people ever use it and it can be really robust if handled right. Also if you want a laugh stuff the clown into a locker, weld and wrap it then send...
by Mastigos
Sat Oct 18, 2014 1:15 am
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Little things you learned that are game changing
Replies: 2435
Views: 384565

Re: Memorable Quotes

[17:25] <Bibliodewangus> hi everyone I know this belongs in banbus but Elyina permabanned me from banbus because I tried to talk about a day ban I received in banbus. [17:26] <Bibliodewangus> I was given a permaban for "hi tonto. bye tonto" [17:26] <@XSI> Are you Tonto? [17:26] <Bibliodew...
by Mastigos
Sat Oct 11, 2014 5:49 am
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Memorable Quotes
Replies: 1434
Views: 258777

Re: Pet Likes Thread - Little things that make you smile

miggles wrote:bartenders who serve unmixed drinks, chefs who cook hamburgers ever, and botanists who grow nothing but dank are the opposite of things that make me smile

What about Super Bite Burgers, or Clown Burgers so you can feed him his mask?
by Mastigos
Thu Oct 09, 2014 6:26 pm
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pet Likes Thread - Little things that make you smile
Replies: 102
Views: 18548

Re: Pet Likes Thread - Little things that make you smile

When I spawn as mime or clown and disposal my counterpart at roundstart
by Mastigos
Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:21 pm
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pet Likes Thread - Little things that make you smile
Replies: 102
Views: 18548

Re: Your clown name.

Bubble.
by Mastigos
Sun Oct 05, 2014 2:15 am
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Your clown name.
Replies: 64
Views: 12008

Re: Traitor Items

I'd like to see specialized traitor items for certain jobs. Stuff like max potency kudzu seeds for botanists or special roburgers for chef that turn the victim into an emagged borg, or a kit to make a MULE fully controllable when you ride it for Cargo Techs/QMs. Just spitballing on that front, there...
by Mastigos
Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:09 am
 
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Traitor Items
Replies: 105
Views: 16756

Re: Swap maps for a celebration on October 1st

you wot m8. Pineapple on pizza is the best fucking thing ever. Pepperoni and pineapple pizza 10/10 mouthgasm

"Holy fucking shit it's so fucking beautiful hnnngh muh dick" - New York Times
by Mastigos
Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:28 pm
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Pizza wars
Replies: 88
Views: 12802

Re: remove tableclimbing

Please remove table climbing, I can't rush into the brig and set up a clown office in the cells anymore.
by Mastigos
Sat Sep 27, 2014 3:23 pm
 
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: remove tableclimbing
Replies: 90
Views: 12050

Re: Chinese Cartoons

History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi is finally done, and it felt like it was out of nowhere and like it just cut off in the middle of the plot. :(
by Mastigos
Sat Sep 27, 2014 4:53 am
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Chinese Cartoons
Replies: 1404
Views: 377850

Re: Official NFL Thread

I actually read an article the other day that was pretty eh but it explained to me why baseball's gone downhill. Houston Astros #1 baby. They'll be good in 10-20 years. With the huge amount of young talent the Astros have picked up over the past few seasons, they have an absurd farm system right no...
by Mastigos
Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:38 pm
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Official NFL Thread
Replies: 123
Views: 16591

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Port ZAS, without the associated rule changes. :)
by Mastigos
Fri Sep 26, 2014 3:56 am
 
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3806
Views: 522217

Re: Minor Suggestions

Port NT kitchen stuff. I want my grilled grilled deep fried grilled deep fried deep fried grilled grilled grilled deep fried jelly salad bread.
by Mastigos
Fri Sep 26, 2014 3:55 am
 
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Minor Suggestions
Replies: 3683
Views: 489030

Re: Swap maps for a celebration on October 1st

We did the high pop ministation back on Badger. It was incredible and awful. Also, I really wish HBL's incarnation of Ministation survived, it was 11/10.
by Mastigos
Fri Sep 26, 2014 3:40 am
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Swap maps for a celebration on October 1st
Replies: 33
Views: 4847

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

I think I mentioned it earlier in this thread, but I think it should be restated because nothing else in the game gets me this analdevastated: When I get arrested by Security as a Mime and they immediately take my PDA and everything and refuse to allow me to communicate at all and ignore all of my e...
by Mastigos
Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:35 pm
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
Replies: 2245
Views: 326521

Re: The Reality of Roleplay and Schizo-Policies

Incomptinence wrote:Look a simpler "solution" would be to have a higher probability of extended. No one wins extended it is just what you want!

Extended is more chaotic and destructive than Rev, Cult, DA and Nuke Ops put together. Extended is hell.
by Mastigos
Thu Sep 18, 2014 6:31 pm
 
Forum: Policy Discussion
Topic: The Reality of Roleplay and Schizo-Policies
Replies: 125
Views: 19413

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Beginning the glorious flaming revolution against the bourgeois scum all involve AIR, and thus, ATMOS. ftfy Also medical doctors that take it upon themselves to ride in like Wyatt Earp at the OK Corral and sleep tox/straightjacket people because they forgot to click Security Officer and we gotta st...
by Mastigos
Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:11 am
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
Replies: 2245
Views: 326521

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

IcePacks wrote:
ShadowDimentio wrote:Everybody knows that the mime is secretly batman.

He's the hero the station needs.

the mime's a murderous vigilante loon since he's incapable of verbally negotiating

let's not get carried away here


JUSTICE
is the only negotiation he needs.
by Mastigos
Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:04 am
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 452737

Re: Xenostation

Antonkr wrote:OH GOD NOT THIS AGAIN.

SHUT IT DOWN

that is the response of an egomaniacal admin

Spoiler:
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by Mastigos
Fri Sep 12, 2014 6:09 pm
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Xenostation
Replies: 7
Views: 1707

Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)



Not Guile Theme, 0/10 fucking dropped
by Mastigos
Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:30 am
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
Replies: 2025
Views: 373738

Re: Your SS13 confessions

If I spawn as mime with a clown, I always strip their PDA and slip/disposal them while they're picking their name. I then run to the mail room and honk at them with their PDA from across the table.
by Mastigos
Thu Sep 04, 2014 4:50 pm
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Your SS13 confessions
Replies: 120
Views: 23587

Re: Should large Syndicate bombs be restricted to nuke ops?

I'd like to point out that this PR also removes minibombs too.
by Mastigos
Thu Sep 04, 2014 4:43 pm
 
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: [POLL]Should large Syndicate bombs be restricted to nukeops?
Replies: 150
Views: 20962

Re: Chinese Cartoons

Netflix has had anime for years. Catch up with the times!
by Mastigos
Wed Sep 03, 2014 5:27 pm
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Chinese Cartoons
Replies: 1404
Views: 377850

Re: Little things you learned that are game changing

If you ever get hold of the spare ID, give yourself all access, then place the spare into a box and hide it in emergency storage underneath the replacement light boxes and the water tank. If and when Sec robusts you and takes the ID, you have a backup for when/if you get out. This trick works for p ...
by Mastigos
Wed Sep 03, 2014 3:04 pm
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Little things you learned that are game changing
Replies: 2435
Views: 384565
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