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by Kel-the-Oblivious
Sat Jan 08, 2022 3:46 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: someones canonically seduced a changeling
Replies: 12
Views: 1239

Re: someones canonically seduced a changeling

We know exactly who seduced a changeling. Her name was Amy Lessen.
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Sun Jan 02, 2022 10:21 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Make the syndicate lavaland base self destruct require 4 different agent IDs to be used on it
Replies: 7
Views: 1824

Re: Make the syndicate lavaland base self destruct require 4 different agent IDs to be used on it

Put the self destruct device in the center of the base, rather than one wall off a lava lake that any half brained miner can cross. Three hides, a few bones, and a plasma cutter, and BOOM, syndie base is no more, often without the inhabitants knowing they are getting blown the fuck up.
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Mon Dec 06, 2021 6:37 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Mining Changes?
Replies: 19
Views: 3498

Re: Mining Changes?

Mining as it is could get some incremental improvements. At first, I would suggest building auto turrets outside the main entrance. This means that if miners are having trouble with mobs, they can run home and have the turrets take care of the rest. These also could get emagged for shenanigans. The...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Fri Jan 29, 2021 10:20 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: best AI laws for war ops
Replies: 15
Views: 3682

Re: best AI laws for war ops

Just give them a law purge. Most ops wouldn't expect it, and I haven't seen ops compromise the AI in a very long time so it's unlikely they'll even try to change it. Gives the AI the freedom to door crush any operatives they get a hold of, and the borgs don't need to listen to anything they say. Let...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:37 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
Replies: 2028
Views: 633720

Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

>Late join Manuel as security officer >Wander around, checking stuff out >Hear the chaplain talk about holding a sermon >"Meh, alright, lets see what gimmick they have." >It's a cult of Ronald McDonald >Alright then. >"I must go get burgers for sacrament!" >"Alright, you hea...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:41 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 826980

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Timonk wrote:>beat hiero
>come to station
>get Club stolen

Every damn time.
Do you hear that? That whisper on the ash? That murmuring of the legion skulls? The bubbling of lava? It says

[center]git gud[/center]
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Sat Mar 21, 2020 11:26 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art
Replies: 2270
Views: 701769

Re: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art

Super Aggro Crag wrote:
RaveRadbury wrote:BangingDonk has set me up with this amazing Heart Emoji pic.
Heart Emoji by AM small.png
She is so scrawny all of my ss13 characters could beat her up

My headcanon is all former ashwalkers (All digitigraded legged lizards) are short and scrawny, due to their nature.
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Mon Mar 02, 2020 11:34 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Announcement on lavaland and off station content.
Replies: 21
Views: 5158

Re: Announcement on lavaland and off station content.

Skillywatt wrote:Lavaland is only used by power gamers looking for gamer gear, a place to feel like you “won”when you escape there after nuke ops get the disk, and gulag.

Delete
Or remove the power gamer gear. Kinda feels like throwing the baby out with the bath water to just cut it all.
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Mon Feb 24, 2020 10:04 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Screenshots General
Replies: 2758
Views: 887869

Re: Screenshots General

knacker48 wrote:Did you know that you can ride sentient bears and carps now?
You can also tame and ride goliaths.
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Sun Feb 23, 2020 10:28 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: I'm bored as fuck give me something SS13 related and I'll sketch it
Replies: 75
Views: 18067

Re: I'm bored as fuck give me something SS13 related and I'll sketch it

Bytube wrote:
Kel-the-Oblivious wrote:Cultists in lavaland base, being all culty, with a miner tossing activated gibtonite into the room.
yeet
Spoiler:
Image

Glorious.
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Fri Feb 21, 2020 12:21 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: I'm bored as fuck give me something SS13 related and I'll sketch it
Replies: 75
Views: 18067

Re: I'm bored as fuck give me something SS13 related and I'll sketch it

Cultists in lavaland base, being all culty, with a miner tossing activated gibtonite into the room.
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:59 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Minor Suggestions
Replies: 3766
Views: 912623

Re: Minor Suggestions

Relocate the Lavaland Syndicate base self destruct device into the middle of the base, behind R-Walls. Too often Timmy Greytide comes visiting with an RCD, build a little bridge with an RCD, breaks down a single wall with said RCD, and bomb the place. Kinda pointless working down there when it's so ...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Fri Jan 17, 2020 1:41 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Classic traitoring tactics that need to be used more
Replies: 92
Views: 21775

Re: Classic traitoring tactics that need to be used more

Corpse conga line into the mining shuttle, and a relocated mining shuttle terminal. Lead a mega close, wait until they spot the corpses, run out of aggro, let them "Ooh, a piece of candy" into the mining shuttle, send to station.
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:25 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: I fucked up, want to say I'm sorry.
Replies: 15
Views: 4990

Re: I fucked up, want to say I'm sorry.

Before jaunters were reworked, I lead a Bubblegum onto the station with in the bar because megas could follow through jaunter portals.

We've all fucked up in the past, and the fact you are remorseful about it means you'll try to avoid doing it again, unless you roll that tator, then have !!FUN!!
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Fri Jan 10, 2020 2:02 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: .
Replies: 78
Views: 18946

Re: Manuel feedback and suggestions

Needs more admins who enforce the RP rules. Last couple of rounds have been a slow devolution where all the power gaming "Roleplay, that's for unrobust NERDS" are migrating over because the other servers are depopulated, and bringing their shit with them. And then they mock folks who are t...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Fri Jan 10, 2020 1:57 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
Replies: 2028
Views: 633720

Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

>You are the shaft miner! >Alright, time to strike the earth. >Digganob around >Huh, comms are awful quiet >Oh, hey a fellow miner >Wait, they don't have a survival suit? >OH FUCK THAT"S A DESWORD! >Hit twice, deploy legion core! >Small skirmish where they try to rush me, but have to back away ...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:09 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
Replies: 2282
Views: 601972

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Slowdown from lockers Crates don't slowdown but they can't be made with metal and it's harder to move a dead body around some fucking memelord running up to you, walking into you and stealing your locker by pushing it just for shits and giggles. People opening lockers and crates in general, I was m...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Fri Jan 03, 2020 9:18 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Ash Walkers and their Fluff Text
Replies: 18
Views: 4048

Re: Ash Walkers and their Fluff Text

Just gonna post some old idea I had for ash walkers https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=14863
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:46 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Veteran cloaks - time reward
Replies: 26
Views: 5477

Re: Veteran cloaks - time reward

A department cloak would allow folks to tell experienced players at a glance, which is totally a thing. And it's part of the reason I'm against it. I don't want to look at somebody's character and say "oh, that's <player>, he's competent or probably competent because he's got one of those fanc...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:25 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Veteran cloaks - time reward
Replies: 26
Views: 5477

Re: Veteran cloaks - time reward

Lets not. I'd rather we didn't start mixing OOC into IC just because Because we don't have an ever living fuckton of OOC in our IC items. The random oranges dotting maint, various items named after infamous players, the Griffin and Owlman costumes, etc. A department cloak would allow folks to tell ...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:01 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Veteran cloaks - time reward
Replies: 26
Views: 5477

Re: Veteran cloaks - time reward

lol fuck off with frequent player circle jerk itd benefit me just as much as you but any form of IC reward is fucking stupid, goes for donor as well Unless the cloaks act like head cloaks, and provide some form of defense, they would be purely cosmetic items with no in game benefit besides putting ...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:24 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Make the Experimentor have an in-depth purpose.
Replies: 7
Views: 2570

Re: Make the Experimentor have an in-depth purpose.

Scavenger hunting RnD was more entertaining than "Stare at screen as points rack up, and pray someone doesn't research useless shit while you are still working on High-Eff parts" I agree with scientist being reduced to xenobiology for something to do all round. Everything else can be learn...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Thu May 16, 2019 6:58 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Increase the material cost of printing upload boards
Replies: 1
Views: 741

Re: Increase the material cost of printing upload boards

Command Staff Protolathe, where all the super risky stuff is printed. No more assistants breaking through 1 R-Window to BoH bomb the station or One Human the AI.
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Thu May 16, 2019 3:02 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Gauzes
Replies: 13
Views: 3534

Re: Gauzes

Better idea, you should have to dip gauze in healing chems otherwise they fester and get infected. You can only stop the bleeding safely by combining gauze and a bruise pack, otherwise your patient gets gangrene and the arm drops off or he dies of sepsis. lmao no have you played polarismed infectio...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Thu May 16, 2019 2:58 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Self-surgery for amputation and augmentation
Replies: 10
Views: 3077

Re: Self-surgery for amputation and augmentation

I disapprove of any form of self surgery, although auto-surgery is fine. Again, have it be a research piece of technology, pretty deep down the web to ensure those who want that sweet sweet augmentation at round start have to wait for all the bars to fill. Have the malfunction chance be linked to th...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Thu May 16, 2019 9:26 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Self-surgery for amputation and augmentation
Replies: 10
Views: 3077

Re: Self-surgery for amputation and augmentation

Frankly, I'd like to see researchable automatic surgery table. Need to build it, program it, and provide it with the materials needed for the operation, but you don't need someone to assist you with the surgery, so long as everything but the operator has been provided.
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Thu May 16, 2019 6:50 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Give me your trade goods wishlists
Replies: 23
Views: 5700

Re: Give me your trade goods wishlists

Sell blue slime potions. Miners will pay good credits for one of those, more so if xenobiology isn't working, or dumb as fuck.
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Sun May 12, 2019 12:17 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Uses for Power
Replies: 15
Views: 3378

Re: Uses for Power

Food fabricators: Far too often Botany or the Kitchen do fuck all, and the crew is forced to rely on expensive junkfood to sustain them through the day. Add a not!Replicator research project that is a MASSIVE power drain, but allows you to produce any food item in the game. Have the cost in energy j...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:12 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Minor Suggestions
Replies: 3766
Views: 912623

Re: Minor Suggestions

More uses for the modular receiver besides making a ghetto shotgun. Shitty pistol, shitty disabler, shitty whatever. Give it more uses.
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:53 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Ratvar Lives! Kinda...
Replies: 17
Views: 4368

Re: Ratvar Lives! Kinda...

Nobody remembers CC fondly The mode was confusing, but CC was still pretty cool. The gameplay would probably have to be rebuilt from the ground up to fix the problems, however. I'm not looking to bring back yet ANOTHER antagonist mode. I just want to take the best part of the mode, the look and lit...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Wed Mar 20, 2019 8:15 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Ratvar Lives! Kinda...
Replies: 17
Views: 4368

Re: Ratvar Lives! Kinda...

Nobody remembers CC fondly Might not be someone of importance, but I am somebody, so your statement is factually incorrect. Erase all evidence of Clock Cult ever existing from the code. You can erase Him from the physical realm again, but He is still in our hearts and minds, so you can never truly ...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Wed Mar 20, 2019 4:55 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Ratvar Lives! Kinda...
Replies: 17
Views: 4368

Ratvar Lives! Kinda...

Many remember Clock Cult fondly, if not as a game mode, then as a piece of fluff and lore in the weird sci-fantasy that is SS13. In the depths of Lavaland, His broken, shattered husk remains. The corpse of a god. But a god can not die so long as there are those who believe in them, and worship them....
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Wed Mar 20, 2019 3:09 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art
Replies: 2270
Views: 701769

Re: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art

Fuck you, I have more money than braincells, let me give you money for arts! hi, regarding the fuck you, i'm taken, regarding the art: i mostly draw girls though keep that in mind and people call me anime, i've posted some stuff here and i'm hungry for moneys because i'm planning a trip and need th...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Fri Feb 08, 2019 12:12 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art
Replies: 2270
Views: 701769

Re: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art

Fuck, drawfags of /tg/ station 13, if you want to make some extra dosh, I'm looking to make a bunch of commissions, because I finally have the dosh for the, If you want to say "Yes, buy my fucking commissions!" I want to make a BUNCH of different /tg/ based stuff! Hit me up, I can't find y...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:59 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art
Replies: 2270
Views: 701769

Re: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art

A little something I had commissioned. What is it? It's a shaft miner who decided "I want to be pretty today" and used various lavaland critters to make herself a dress. The gal who drew it never played SS13 before, but I gave her tons of references, and this is what she came up with, and ...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Thu Nov 15, 2018 1:51 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
Replies: 1582
Views: 372081

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Moths are superior combatants on low gravity worlds. Flying about is a greater game changer than having some claws and pointy teeth.

Planets not low gravity? Don't worry, we'll extract enough mass and send it spaceward that it will be.
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Wed Nov 14, 2018 9:11 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
Replies: 1582
Views: 372081

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Lizards are chattel

Catgirls are domestic servants.

Moths are battle thralls.

The Glorious Plasmamen are full citizens.
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:45 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
Replies: 1582
Views: 372081

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Anonmare wrote:Is this gonna make my sexual stellaris mod obsolete?
We can only hope. The mind boggles as to why you would do such a thing. There is plenty of free porn for every niche known and unknown to man. Why not go rearrange your genitals to that?
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Mon Oct 15, 2018 4:08 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Catgirl McSnowflake nyas "AI, Law 2!"
Replies: 12
Views: 2679

Re: Catgirl McSnowflake nyas "AI, Law 2!"

Have it be meows then. Point remains, let silicons know at a glance of the chat box if the person ordering them about is human or not.
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Mon Oct 15, 2018 4:06 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Catgirl McSnowflake nyas "AI, Law 2!"
Replies: 12
Views: 2679

Catgirl McSnowflake nyas "AI, Law 2!"

Lizards hiss.

Moths flutter.

Catgirls nya.

Easy enough to code, and makes it easier for borgs to know who the FILTHY catbeasts are.
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Mon Oct 08, 2018 12:57 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
Replies: 1582
Views: 372081

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Looking forward to the change in planet organization. The tile mini game was fine and dandy early game, when you only had a few planets to control. Later on, it's just "Welp, this is science/industry/energy world, I don't care that I'm paving over a +4 food node, I NEED more engineering researc...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Sun Oct 07, 2018 9:31 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
Replies: 2028
Views: 633720

Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

>You are the blood brother! >Kill someone, prevent someone from escaping >Decide "Things sort themselves out" and go xenobiologist >Doing slime things, invite blood bro into xenobio to learn the ropes >Is... Is that a xeno egg? Yes. Yes it is. >Grab a pAI >ROGUS, the diplomat >Have Rogus t...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:34 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Mech Rework
Replies: 11
Views: 3068

Re: Mech Rework

We Armored Core now.
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Fri May 18, 2018 5:12 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
Replies: 1582
Views: 372081

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Haven't played with the Zenith mod. Mostly been using mods that add more anomalies and planet mods. I feel every world should be unique and different in some way.
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Thu May 17, 2018 3:34 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
Replies: 1582
Views: 372081

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

>tfw you begin forcibly assimilating the fallen spiritualist empire, who has been humiliating you for over a hundred years, because you happened to think cybernetics were a better option than huffing magic space dust and going to the "Spirit world" All shall be uplifted into the glorious e...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Thu May 10, 2018 5:48 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art
Replies: 2270
Views: 701769

Re: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art

I want to see more, wubli. You got a nice style, and it always warms my heart seeing more spessman art.
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Mon May 07, 2018 3:45 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: What situation would be ok for someone to BOH as nonantag?
Replies: 43
Views: 9104

Re: What situation would be ok for someone to BOH as nonantag?

As a miner main, I can tell you that if xenos over run the mining base, nuke it from fucking orbit. Since we lack nukes, the Singularity is a viable alternative. A xenohive in full swing is a round ending event, and I would rather see lavaland getting fucked over instead of the station. One stranded...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Thu Apr 26, 2018 6:14 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: What are you nerds playing?
Replies: 3321
Views: 840548

Re: What are you faggots playing?

Got Battletech on Tuesday, already put in 16 hours into it. Stability damage bonus LRMs are brutal. Knocking down heavy mechs over and over again is a great way to get some good salvage, since headshot or pilot incap mechs give a full three pieces of salvage, making it easy to stock your mechbays re...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:30 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Gatfruit
Replies: 6
Views: 3841

Re: Gatfruit

Because one, a Gatfruit takes roughly 30 minutes to grow, and it's lifespan is shorter than it's growth period, meaning that if you just throw a seed right into the hydro tray without doing some gene tweaking to ensure it survives, it WILL die before being able to get harvested. Two, compared to som...
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Wed Apr 18, 2018 2:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Philosophy problem that genuinely keeps me up at night
Replies: 79
Views: 24875

Re: Philosophy problem that genuinely keeps me up at night

Same problem with transhumanism. If you upload your mind to a mechanical shell, are you transfering your consciousness, or merely making a copy, with all your memories, feelings, thoughts and dreams? Where in the mind is the seat of consciousness, or does any alteration to the brain alter the person...