/tg/Station 13

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Rage >HOS round >things are mild, im fairly certain it’s extended > Captain: i think person #1 is a traitor > ask them why > uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh > ummmmmmmmm > wellllllllllllllllllllll > uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh > THEY KEPT REPEATING THESE SAME SHITTY WORDS WITH LOUD VOLUME ON > DONT PLAN ON STOPPING > actually...

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Shezza wrote:
NSFW:

where do you even get this shit

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this is just more proof oranges is a maintainer simply to make people angry he damn well knew what he was doing when letting that guy make the pr If you're getting angry, that's your doing. oranges doesn't control you lmao, stop getting mad because your fetish is getting removed Me? Mad? That's a f...

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this is just more proof oranges is a maintainer simply to make people angry
he damn well knew what he was doing when letting that guy make the pr

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wall of assistant/realism salt https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/395/571/104.jpg 1. departments do get money for doing their job lmao its in the PR body if things cost too much get a real job lmao only assistants cant afford what they need ATMs are dumb and realism does not overpower...

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economy feels unfinished as fuck, boring, economy is A FUCKING JOKE for RD and CE because while CE has basically >$20k every shift while RD has >$100k every shift ( i mean its on the department budget, but lets be honest, who cares about the department budget? The heads are just going to use it for ...

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Before it crashed, had a fun basil round where everyone went to MIIIINE DIIIIAAAAAAAAMOOOOOONDS in the nether. I wasn't there cuz the hop killed me and shoved me in a locker but I can imagine it was a really good time for everyone there. I was cap, it was a great round. Start of it was pretty funny...

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Obsidian that caused both the ender dragon and herobrine

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Currently the medical system is a joke It's an HP system you see in every FPS game but slightly modified First of all: Surgery is a complete joke Basically anyone can do it, you do not bleed at all during surgery and it is VERY easy to do with zero risks whatsoever. If you wanted to - you coulf make...

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Uh-oh spaghettios, the ban is over. How do I delete my own thread

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Byond account and character name: Evsey9, Aiden Rockwell Banning admin: dorsidwarf Ban type (What are you banned from?): Server Ban reason and length: You deserve to miss roundstart for that ahelp , 5 minutes Time ban was placed (including time zone): 24.06.2018 Server you were playing when banned (...

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i play chaplain just to get a 30 throwforce fedora and break into places + blessing all water tanks, all other holy weapons other than nullrod are TRASH when you can get a chainsaw and ask someone to replace your arm with it which is WAY better than any holy weapon i am proud of my engineering work ...

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>be chemist >captain subverts AI because of some stupid valentine's heartbreak gimmick >want to make skewium >all doors shocked >mime bursts into chem >kills other chemist with fingerguns >"okay" >about to make rotatium... >just gotta add some black powder... >"Sparks fly all around t...

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great admin, made a fun D&D event in the library, great dungeon master, turned me into a clown when i asked for it, 10/10!

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I lost my sense of pride and accomplishment :( EDIT: Didn't know that they spawned with pulse rifles. Code amber, then. Also - there WAS some resistance. Crew members were firing at us first from spawn, even if not a lot, and we didn't have much power actually for many vitality matrices, which meant...

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Byond account and character name: Evsey9, Deeo Brundo Admin: Thunder12345 Time and Server(Bagil or Sybil) incident occurred: 2018-02-01 ROUND ID HERE: 82905 Detailed summary: So, we had a really good clock cultist round. Almost everyone was converted, but some people weren't. Then the HOP decided t...

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Byond account and character name: Evsey9, Deeo Brundo Admin: Dorsidwarf Time and Server(Bagil or Sybil) incident occurred: 2018/01/27 10:39:08 ROUND ID HERE: 82627 Detailed summary: I was making circuits with throwers Suddenly a table flies into my partner While I am making thrower circuits We could...

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i think rustled has his +sound taken away so w/e

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Byond account and character name: Evsey9, Aiden Rockwell
Admin: RustledJimm
Time and Server(Bagil or Sybil) incident occurred: Bagil, 14:39 2017-12-17
ROUND ID HERE: 80335
Detailed summary: He was denied playing some song and then he started playing Pomf Pomf Pomf
A song about loli sex
Aka pedophilia

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fun fact
if supermatter blows up
you ARE fucked
since you can get magboots only there/maybe cargo idk about that
and gravity blows up
and engi blows up

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I NEED MY SPESSMEN

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>A feature exists solely to allow greentext
Literally why
Encourages playing for greentext

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uploading a law to kill themselves to an AI as antag is perfectly okay and forever will be, and nothing will be able to change that.

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>be nuke op >three ops only >"oh no we have only three ops" >the leader doesnt know how to op (first time) >teach him how to do leader op stuff and how to gear up etc. >its box, so taking out comms is pretty hard, but i still form a "I go in, take out AI with a bomb and dual E-Sword, ...

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>chemist
>decide to make lube grenade
>put phosphorus and potassium ( i think ) into one beaker
>think of what to put also in the beaker
>put water into the beaker
>the beaker with potassium
>explosion
>plasma turns into gas
>i get knocked over
>die within a minute
reee

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> be curator ling > get genomes and escape with identity of Katty Guillou > ask to be transferred to engi > search around for katty guillou > remember that she is the cunt who constantly builds a mining base and drops it down to lavaland to MINE and NOT TO FIX THE STATION > get to second mining base...

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Super Aggro Crag wrote:Poison kit

poison kit is GODLY for smoke grenades/syringe guns

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using a flamethrower on a dom with a plasma tank of 3039kPa, instantly lighting the entire room on fire, killing every ganger and the dominator itself

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Byond account and character name: Evsey9, Deeo Brundo Banning admin: tedward1337 Ban type (What are you banned from?): Server Ban reason and length: "requested again dunno why", 5 minutes Time ban was placed (including time zone): 16:09 28.05.2017 Server you were playing when banned: Bagil...

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when bgo asks me to give him $20

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PKPenguin321 wrote:
DrWoofington wrote:please dont take this thread seriously
Is this not a real complaint then?

yeah i did this as a joke after being slightly angry

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why not

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please dont take this thread seriously

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Turns out cloning a plasmaman results in a human that breathes plasma

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No, not tc trade, just praying

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i couldnt do shit after getting cloned because IT SHOWED I HAD TOXINS IN MY SYSTEM AND COULDNT BREATH >:(

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Byond account and character name: Evsey9, Rue Cape Admin: Thunder12345 Time and Server(Bagil or Sybil) incident occurred: 2017-05-07 18:00-18:25 Detailed summary: i asked to be mutated. first he turned me into a lizard with crippled legs which couldnt wear magboots, then he turned me into a plasma m...

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how to stay not-banned on goon:
stop screeching things like cuck, faggot, nigger etc.
replace "Dick" with "cunt"
don't be an autist
easy

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thanks

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Armhulen wrote:
DrWoofington wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:What happened? You can talk to me
i was a traitor ce
it was a lowpop round
the rd killed me
i dont know why
but he did
and i had teh easiest objective ever ( steal captain jetpack )
get antag
lose
??????????

he stunlocked me using his telescopic shitstick

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calzilla1 wrote:What happened? You can talk to me

i was a traitor ce
it was a lowpop round
the rd killed me
i dont know why
but he did
and i had teh easiest objective ever ( steal captain jetpack )

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Byond account and character name: Evsey9, Dog Woofington Banning admin: Kevinz000 Ban type (What are you banned from?): Server Ban reason and length: Requested permaban, permanent. Time ban was placed (including time zone): Don't know. Your side of the story: I got pissed over someone killing me, ye...

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New items added: Pistol and knife, early version so might now work, for the pistol you need ammo, press R to reload. In programming ( calculator item ) you can now ask the user something, which means you can ask for the password to open a door or access to a crate/locker. Also some minor bugfixes. N...

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bandit wrote:I'd need about $20 to check this out

You're going to do the $20 joke until you or me die, aren't you.

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New item added: Calculator. It allows you to program a tile, you click on a tile and write javascript code. http://i67.tinypic.com/2n6r97r.png In the pic, the door will open only for a player with the name "robotcity", if you don't write the code correctly - nothing will happen, so, you n...

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New item added: Calculator. It allows you to program a tile, you click on a tile and write javascript code. http://i67.tinypic.com/2n6r97r.png In the pic, the door will open only for a player with the name "robotcity", if you don't write the code correctly - nothing will happen, so, you ne...

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i'm a russian programmer

thought i don't know byond at all lmao you'll have to teach me that if you want to get anything out of this

i am pretty good at other programming languages tho

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ITT: we get off the topic of laughing at doomed remakes to the same shit as the /tg/ vs goon thread save it for the off topic pol thread ty EDIT: on topic: yeah this is neat, but so are all the other remakes people try to do, what's different about this one that means it won't die 1. It already has...

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Armhulen wrote:
Doofington wrote:spew slurs.
we goon now?

By spew slurs I mean spam the chat with things like "Death to jews" "Hitler did nothing wrong" "Black lives don't matter"

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Also: Please don't grief/deconstruct the station/spew slurs.

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