/tg/Station 13

TheY"RE GONNA FRICKEN MURDERBONE For once, I feel like oranges is making a good fucking point. If they can't reasonably capture people through normal means, They're going to either kill or beat the everliving shit out of people. Unless oranges is saying this ironicly, in which case Feel free t...

Fists are literally your bare fucking fists. Not something you have to fucking carry around. There is a reason why carp is so busted outside of combos, especially with the gloves. Because it buffs the weapon you're guaranteed to have with you at all times. It makes very little sense to let the fist...

Why is the abductor baton sleep in place for so long? Simple! So abductors can do the surgery and yeet you out without the defenseless scientist getting shanked, Or so they can deal with other issues. Or so that the scientist can come down and back. It's not like a baton stun, where someone can just...

"WTF NOOOOOOO MY TARGET GOT CLONED?! WTF NOOO MY GREEN TEXT YOU NEED TO LET ME GREEN TEXT AAAAAAAAAA" If u dont know how to prevent a cloning then don't play antag The issue isn't preventing cloning. The issue is preventing cloning without going from stealth to open fucking warfare with t...

Revival surgery is... Iffy, and requires medbay to not fuck up. Defibs tend to have a set time limit or such for use, so defibbing could be... iffy. Not to mention it's only reliable on a stasis bed so the patient doesnt immediately die again. Not to mention, events such as decapitation or organ spi...

Fists are literally your bare fucking fists. Not something you have to fucking carry around. There is a reason why carp is so busted outside of combos, especially with the gloves. Because it buffs the weapon you're guaranteed to have with you at all times. It makes very little sense to let the fist ...

I can't believe you're making a policy for the christmas tree The christmas tree can get pretty rediculous sometimes, So I can see why someone WOULD cut it down. (Debug uplinks, Instagib rifles, etcetera) I got a fucking frag grenade from the tree once. But, Once again, Situational. Not to mention i...

Perhaps you should lynch the CE if they decide to become fucking chernobyl. Radiation is a thing. It's dangerous. Usually it's confined to engineering unless someone isnt showering or using radiation protection. If that's the case, they're a hazard. Deal with them appropriately. Also if someone is d...

If someone happens to die for whatever reason, it's now permanent. Meaning no getting out of death. Meaning people will be fucking stuck waiting in the fucking ghost mode, salting in deadchat, with no way to keep playing, If some Tator tot decides to kill the station, or if they're killed in an acci...

They're pretty useful for engineers and miners out and about in space, or outside the station doing things. They have a niche use, yes, But still a very valuable one. You're not legally obliged to wear them powered on 24/7, So that's not really a reason for removal

After seeing another security member get in trouble for permanently removing a player from the round, it became clear that the Rule 4 of the Main Rules needs to be updated in order to remove the guesswork or potential inconsistencies in the future. I have seen numerous non-antags cremate, gib or sp...

Are we allowed to have a round where we can just fuck about or have an opportunity for an admin event instead of validhunting all fucking round or worrying about some murderboner ruining everyone's day? Sure, it can get boring sometimes, but A break is needed every once in a while. Not like you fuck...

I nominate myself for the Whiny Bitch award.

The noises of the fucking doors being changed to something obnoxious is not an ic thing, is not relevant to round progression, does not hint at antags, and mentioning it in ooc doesnt really ruin anything. In fact, it would make it known that its not just you going insane. This is ooc admin memery, ...

nianjiilical wrote:wizard spell that purges all reagents in a target then injects them with 20u of a completely random chemical 4-5 times

cob'y chemm

That actually sounds like a fun meme spell as wiz. I like it. Unironicly.

Likely sleeping carp and fist of the north star. Grab from the martial art stuns and increases your punch damage to 15, fist makes you hit fast. Total 25tc, so it requires a discount to combo them. Theres a goddamned reason why they cant be comboed without the discount. I was on a goddamned high po...

This also still doesn't address where most of the issue and complaints lie. Which is what happens when someone ends up dead. Here are some questions that often come up whilst admining: Is killing someone ever acceptable (not including antags) and what circumstances is it acceptable under? Is not le...

Iirc, as of some rule 1 precedent, you are allowed to fight people who smash up shit or shit up things in your workplace. With the chapel office being the chaplains workplace mod edit: you ought to be more specific when citing rules to avoid your post lookin like a peanut post (this post was reporte...

Being mindshielded does not mean you have to validhunt, or actively aid sec or heads. Not that you can't help them, but you don't have to help them. Especially if heads of staff and security are being particularly brutal enough to, under normal circumstances, warrant a crew revolt. In that situatio...

GeeseMother wrote:Just make them jumpsuits with little lines going down the side or something. I just want to cosplay as Bruce Lee...

You didn't need a whole thread for this.

Title says the gist, but, From what i've read, at least on the wiki, there is no written ruling on mindshield implants, although there are some general consensuses that it doesn't mean quite a few things which people seem to think they mean. So... I'm going to make some points on my suggestions on, ...

Well, Other POTENTIAL ways to fight it are lethals and extreme options such as crew militia or mass holy watering, but... yeah, as of recent sec debuffs, and as of cult still having an instastun while sec doesn't, culties can get a pretty strong start VERY early on, and can potentially summon withi...

While your points are valid, if you look at the logs just before I was using me chat I attempted to show the lack of a microphone on the security cameras which would suggest, if you were paying attention, that I was unaware as that I actually couldn’t speak with the say chat. There have been instan...

Cult has been a shitstorm of poor balance decisions primarily because of the problem of the escape shuttle. The absolute power of having every cult member being the equivalent of a headrev means that there is very little point is fighting a cult as attrition will always be in their favor. Instant s...

Seems to know what they're doing.

Make gloves of the north star incompatable with sleeping carp for the love of god. please. I know this is salt but, with random discounts it's possible for this to happen and it's ABSURDLY broken. I ded pls nerf You have all the goddamn reason to say that, and honestly I see why you would. It is so...

Make gloves of the north star incompatable with sleeping carp for the love of god.
please.

I know this is salt but, with random discounts it's possible for this to happen and it's ABSURDLY broken.

Shadowflame909 wrote:What are shadow lings

What are nightmares

What are lizards

What are elite nukie hardsuits

What are mimes and clowns when the hop gets bored and opens slots

Sandshark808 wrote:

Reyn wrote:If a ban appeal is EXTREMELY mishandled, Admincomplaints are a valid option.

Didn't this come up recently and some admins derided it as a form of backdoor ban-appeal?

Uh... wheres the example

a silent movie camera for traitor mimes when used it allows them to speak, but in the format of a full-screen card that blocks out the view of everyone in hearing range to tell you what they said That's amazing. What if it made a big pop-up (like speech bubbles for lawyers) that covered up a sectio...

Whoisthere wrote:black men invade station

Bad ideas thread exists.

Not to mention, antag freeze.

Not to mention, who needs that when you have THE GREYTIDE.

If a ban appeal is EXTREMELY mishandled, Admincomplaints are a valid option, or if people go against rulings. The reason why banning admins do the appeal is that, Normally, The banning admin knows the most about the ban situation, and tends to be the one who knows the most about the context of whate...

Is statbus down?

Doubleplusgood post, my friend!

Ive got some time, so I might as well give a full statement on how I feel, even though my statement means absolutely nothing Is succumbing banbait/ does succumbing make a scenario nul and void In every situation Circumstance to circumstance. If someone is left bleeding out in a cell in brig, then it...

deedubya wrote:Rename the Apothecary to the Pharmacy.

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Why the fuck was it called the apothecary in the first place?

Give nonantag clowns a clown car on occasion, and let them have fun with it as long as they dont intentionally kill someone with it Hell, make a clown taxi service. There should be a way to get or make a more gimped version somehow, like with bananium or by going to clown planet. You can do that wi...

Give nonantag clowns a clown car on occasion, and let them have fun with it as long as they dont intentionally kill someone with it Hell, make a clown taxi service. There should be a way to get or make a more gimped version somehow, like with bananium or by going to clown planet. You can do that wi...

Although no logs of this round exist, due to the fucking statbus fucking up, at least from what I can see, During a rev round, they, or possibly another admin, Gave one of the revs jungle fever for a gimmick, and also changed someone's name to a gif which took up most of the ingame chat window. This...

Though swarmers don't kill, I guess they could be considered a major midround antagonist because they basically force a shuttle call. They probably wouldn't be so bad if they weren't able to vent crawl. Wait, swarmers can ventcrawl? Anyways, As of getting back on topic, I feel like the space ninja'...

I wonder how hard it'd be to detect and automatically alert admins if a mob controlled by a particular key kills or is killed by something with the same key as something that previously killed or was killed by them within the same round so like, X kills Y Y becomes ghost role shortly afterwards Y k...

Give nonantag clowns a clown car on occasion, and let them have fun with it as long as they dont intentionally kill someone with it

Hell, make a clown taxi service.

If the act of them putting you in crit in the first place was ahelpable to begin with, you succumbing should make no difference to the punishment the offending player receives. The only argument I'd make for it is that if you choose to succumb extremely early and ahelp it, you should also cop a war...

As glorious of a satire this is, Sadly, This probably doesn't belong in the policy thread.

Make the emergency shuttle have a chance to have events happen to it while on its way to centcomm. Off the top of my head the orion trail game themed ones would be cool. 1/50 chance to enter a small asteroid field, 1/100 for medium, 1/200 for large. 1/1000 chance to accidentally fly into a black ho...

Been playing STALKER shadow of chernobyl recently.

Want to get back into dwarf fortress and Cataclysm DDA though.

I mean, it's not my rage, tears, or regret, But someone managed to fail a greentext... For the STUPIDEST reason possible -Glorious bastart kills his objective -Manages to kill most of the station for hijack. -Makes it to centcomm with hijack. -Round screen -Poor sod managed to get his fucking hijack...