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by Jacquerel
Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:23 pm
Forum: Policy Discussion
Topic: Give Cyborgs speeding tickets
Replies: 17
Views: 447

Re: Give Cyborgs speeding tickets

This should really be a code solution because I can't imagine this would feel fair without some sort of balancing act. Nobody's going to buff borgs over a config change, that's just going against whoever's vision it is guiding borgs right now. There simply isn't any specific person with a guiding v...
by Jacquerel
Wed Mar 27, 2024 10:24 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Replies: 66
Views: 1906

Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest

Let it be said that I was against removing poor Pete's udders, but ultimately it was his choice whether to have the surgery
by Jacquerel
Tue Mar 26, 2024 4:04 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: singular shared nut policy party thread (NOT META)
Replies: 10
Views: 254

Re: singular shared nut policy party thread (NOT META)

I need one of you to volunteer to go and melt down on one of the servers so we have something to talk about
it cant be me because im a maintainer and dont play the game
by Jacquerel
Mon Mar 25, 2024 5:34 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Replies: 66
Views: 1906

Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest

first we gave felinds the ability to vore. now moths the ability to lactate. this means that each non-human species must have some cursed hidden ability and that ethereals, lizards, plasmamen will be the next in line to do something forbidden. what will their secret move be?! lizards will gain preh...
by Jacquerel
Mon Mar 25, 2024 4:34 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Replies: 66
Views: 1906

Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest

first we gave felinds the ability to vore. now moths the ability to lactate. this means that each non-human species must have some cursed hidden ability and that ethereals, lizards, plasmamen will be the next in line to do something forbidden. what will their secret move be?! lizards will gain preh...
by Jacquerel
Mon Mar 25, 2024 10:35 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Polyamoury and space men. How the captain fucked me
Replies: 16
Views: 466

Re: Polyamoury and space men. How the captain fucked me

polyarmoury is when you hand out a gun to each person mentioned by name by the parrot
by Jacquerel
Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:35 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Replies: 66
Views: 1906

Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest

first we gave felinds the ability to vore. now moths the ability to lactate. this means that each non-human species must have some cursed hidden ability and that ethereals, lizards, plasmamen will be the next in line to do something forbidden. what will their secret move be?! lizards will gain preh...
by Jacquerel
Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:28 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: the new Ban Appeal form
Replies: 16
Views: 381

Re: the new Ban Appeal form

i dont get it its not like bcode is hard to use
how are so many people fucking this up
by Jacquerel
Fri Mar 22, 2024 10:24 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Supernutter Ruined by Singulor Vote
Replies: 38
Views: 1272

Re: Supernutter Ruined by Singulor Vote

Admin is an antagonist role and as such has a license to grief and cause mass devastation
by Jacquerel
Thu Mar 21, 2024 1:57 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: What is YOUR shitty specialized codebase idea
Replies: 21
Views: 514

Re: What is YOUR shitty specialized codebase idea

if you concentrate hard you may be able to intuit that post was in fact about felinids
by Jacquerel
Tue Mar 19, 2024 10:21 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: What is YOUR shitty specialized codebase idea
Replies: 21
Views: 514

Re: What is YOUR shitty specialized codebase idea

ss13 pokemon would be total ass, just imagine trying to maintain that many disparate mobs and even attempt to make them all interesting
by Jacquerel
Tue Mar 19, 2024 1:07 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Remove Acting-Captain Antagonists
Replies: 6
Views: 461

Re: Remove Acting-Captain Antagonists

This isn't a change that can be made via policy, configs only allow disabling heads in general from becoming antagonists. On lowpop rounds, removing all heads from the antag pool may leave it so shallow that you can essentially just predict who the valid antagonist choices are. In terms of solving i...
by Jacquerel
Mon Mar 18, 2024 6:11 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Make Felinids Have A Harder Time Escaping Neckgrabs
Replies: 6
Views: 411

Re: Make Felinids Have A Harder Time Escaping Neckgrabs

Super Aggro Crag wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 5:05 pm Do felinids land on their feet after falling a z level
Yes, as do regular cats
by Jacquerel
Mon Mar 18, 2024 12:37 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: when the nut is so good it got me hypotized
Replies: 89
Views: 3037

Re: when the nut is so good it got me hypotized

I'll be honest you don't even need to be an antagonist or hypnotise people for the pokemon centre one or to run a ritual in the chapel you can just do those things and people will willingly volunteer because they want to do it. Those people then don't need to be coerced or contacted by admins becaus...
by Jacquerel
Mon Mar 18, 2024 9:11 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: when the nut is so good it got me hypotized
Replies: 89
Views: 3037

Re: when the nut is so good it got me hypotized

the solution is not to worry about it so much, if you hypnotise 12 people and 4 of them dont do the thing you want them to do its ultimately not a big deal ahelping in advance of you knowing anything has happened is transparently wasting admin time; you could do that before taking literally any game...
by Jacquerel
Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:59 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: when the nut is so good it got me hypotized
Replies: 89
Views: 3037

Re: when the nut is so good it got me hypotized

people want to have permission to do stupid shit and break things, which hypnotism implicitly gives, so the fact that you might only end up making prompts that nobody wants to follow just means you're not very good at coming up with prompts
by Jacquerel
Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:16 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Hypnosis/Brainwashing Guidelines
Replies: 45
Views: 2090

Re: Hypnosis/Brainwashing Guidelines

It's certainly the code intention that hypnotised victims should attempt to do what they were hypnotised to do or we wouldn't print that text to players. A comparison to AI laws is apt: you have to do it, but you can freely interpret what the command actually means. On the same hand, you can't force...
by Jacquerel
Sun Mar 17, 2024 12:51 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Virology healing viruses and jellypeople
Replies: 19
Views: 869

Re: Virology healing viruses and jellypeople

It's unlikely to be fixed in code as this config change isn't currently supported by the codebase, it was just a thing that the outgoing term felt like doing for kicks on the way out.
The more likely policy fix is that in a few days jellies will be disabled again.
by Jacquerel
Fri Mar 15, 2024 10:33 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: local peanutmins show their hatred for jam, opt for jelly instead
Replies: 67
Views: 2100

Re: local peanutmins show their hatred for jam, opt for jelly instead

any name is valid as long as it contains a reference to slime, goo, gel, ooze, etc
by Jacquerel
Fri Mar 15, 2024 10:11 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: roleplay thread
Replies: 16
Views: 514

Re: roleplay thread

ouargh
by Jacquerel
Thu Mar 14, 2024 4:25 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: [slippers13] BonChoi - terrible owlmin and terrible opinions
Replies: 66
Views: 1665

Re: [slippers13] BonChoi - terrible owlmin and terrible opinions

kinnebian wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2024 2:32 pm secs that use berets are instantly a sign of being a bad person and i judge you for using them
looking extremely stupid is cop culture, you cant take it from them
by Jacquerel
Wed Mar 13, 2024 10:06 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Shovestun Removal Testmerge Feedback
Replies: 16
Views: 1243

Re: Shovestun Removal Testmerge Feedback

looking forward to seeing this live - the one thing it occurs to me might cover some of the unexpected benefits of this PR is to either: A) make grabs more effective on people who prone (maybe just voluntarily, or after a delay?) B) make getting hit with a Knockdown while prone still disarm the tar...
by Jacquerel
Wed Mar 13, 2024 8:03 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: [slippers13] BonChoi - terrible owlmin and terrible opinions
Replies: 66
Views: 1665

Re: [slippers13] BonChoi - terrible owlmin and terrible opinions

Departmental berets should be for security only so they can look appropriately like military larpers
And just in clothes drobes I guess

edit: I forgot about mimes
by Jacquerel
Wed Mar 13, 2024 6:17 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The gulag is just round removal
Replies: 11
Views: 770

Re: The gulag is just round removal

let me know if it still takes too long and im just an mlg pro gulag player or something
by Jacquerel
Tue Mar 12, 2024 2:36 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Disable space dragon on mrp
Replies: 19
Views: 1079

Re: Disable space dragon on mrp

I do agree with the premise that you are basically never going to RP with a dragon, but I think the occasional unambiguous threat showing up is fine
by Jacquerel
Fri Mar 08, 2024 4:45 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: local terrynut upset because fruitmin
Replies: 47
Views: 1526

Re: local terrynut upset because fruitmin

i should use my antag tokens some day
by Jacquerel
Fri Mar 08, 2024 1:57 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: International women’s day
Replies: 20
Views: 696

Re: International women’s day

let's hear it for women one of my favourite genders
by Jacquerel
Fri Mar 08, 2024 10:14 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: How many phone screens have you broken?
Replies: 16
Views: 437

Re: How many phone screens have you broken?

Smashed one by letting it drop onto the pavement once when I was running, think that's basically the only one. My fingers aren't that sharp.
by Jacquerel
Fri Mar 08, 2024 2:28 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: local terrynut upset because fruitmin
Replies: 47
Views: 1526

Re: local terrynut upset because fruitmin

When are we making it so map votes happen after the round each and every time? Why can people do map votes before and during a round? Can we just make it so a map vote shows up after a round ends every time? I would HEAVILY prefer map votes happening over it being random. PLEASE DO NOT GET RID OF M...
by Jacquerel
Fri Mar 08, 2024 1:23 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: local terrynut upset because fruitmin
Replies: 47
Views: 1526

Re: local terrynut upset because fruitmin

No seriously why did they remove the thing preventing the same map from being played too soon? We had three birdshot rounds back to back and three Icebox rounds back to back at one point. I love Metastation and I'd hate to play it back to back like that I don't think we removed it, I think the syst...
by Jacquerel
Thu Mar 07, 2024 10:17 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Event rounds need to be handled sensibly
Replies: 12
Views: 883

Re: Event rounds need to be handled sensibly

Writing "this isn't an admin complaint" doesn't make it not an admin complaint
by Jacquerel
Thu Mar 07, 2024 11:11 am
Forum: Coding
Topic: Warops changes discussion
Replies: 32
Views: 1513

Re: Warops changes discussion

BrianBackslide wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2024 2:50 am Simply make the nuke detonate if it gets maxcapped.
Then nukies would just blow themselves up to win
by Jacquerel
Thu Mar 07, 2024 11:11 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: The Peanut Drought of 2564
Replies: 16
Views: 606

Re: The Peanut Drought of 2564

If you think about it we need the incoming headmins to do a worse job so that there's more to talk about
by Jacquerel
Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:01 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: the fumble thread: disappointed edition
Replies: 6
Views: 250

Re: the fumble thread: disappointed edition

PapaMichael wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 9:16 pm Have you ever been in a situation where victory seemed utterly assured, but fumbled the bag so hard that you managed to fuck it up?
well you can tick one up now since you posted this thread
by Jacquerel
Wed Mar 06, 2024 4:31 pm
Forum: Policy Discussion
Topic: Disable early map voting
Replies: 27
Views: 1074

Re: Disable early map voting

I don't think this is totally solvable via config due to the blob issue. I looked at it briefly recently relating to *cough* another PR and decided that I didn't understand what was going on sufficiently to implement it as part of that PR. I could try it now but fuck if I know what to do about non-s...
by Jacquerel
Wed Mar 06, 2024 4:26 pm
Forum: Coding
Topic: Warops changes discussion
Replies: 32
Views: 1513

Re: Warops changes discussion

I'm not really a fan of threat-locked variables generally speaking because it's kind of basically just a coin toss to the players and threat is a random number roll anyway. If we don't want people to do War we should remove it. If we want War to be limited in some other way, maybe it should be a sep...
by Jacquerel
Sun Mar 03, 2024 2:55 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Mononyms: based or cringe
Replies: 31
Views: 1003

Re: Mononyms: based or cringe

Lizard Thighs isn't a mononym, they should have just gone by Thighs
by Jacquerel
Sun Mar 03, 2024 12:03 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: 🌙 Headmin Election 19 Discussion Thread 🌙
Replies: 325
Views: 11273

Re: 🌙 Headmin Election 19 Discussion Thread 🌙

I'm baffled by how TheBibleMelts got more votes than Timberpoes from both the players and the admins. Timberpoes writes these beautiful masterpieces and TheBibleMelts writes low effort posts that don't even use proper capitalisation. I'm sad that Timberpoes didn't win, but I expect great things fro...
by Jacquerel
Fri Mar 01, 2024 6:30 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: security officer cannot articulate probable cause nut
Replies: 78
Views: 3169

Re: security officer cannot articulate probable cause nut

Is that a PDA in your pocket or are you holding several ID cards in one convenient location?
by Jacquerel
Fri Mar 01, 2024 12:27 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: What other servers do you play on?
Replies: 11
Views: 394

Re: What other servers do you play on?

I have more hours on tiny tg downstream orbstation than tg (although more recent hours on tg than there)
by Jacquerel
Thu Feb 29, 2024 3:30 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: security officer cannot articulate probable cause nut
Replies: 78
Views: 3169

Re: security officer cannot articulate probable cause nut

I would personally be totally fine with someone boosting the number of wildcard slots on the agent id a little bit to be honest but I'm not doing it, I'm waiting to see whether people will stop asking and start doing
by Jacquerel
Wed Feb 28, 2024 12:45 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: If a peanut is angry enough maybe it will explode like popcorn?
Replies: 77
Views: 2678

Re: If a peanut is angry enough maybe it will explode like popcorn?

I think deleting those posts was a good idea regardless of if he came up with it himself, if there is to be any possibility of an amicable resolution
by Jacquerel
Tue Feb 27, 2024 10:05 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: If a peanut is angry enough maybe it will explode like popcorn?
Replies: 77
Views: 2678

Re: If a peanut is angry enough maybe it will explode like popcorn?

ill be honest i dont think this guy will have cooled off in a week unfortunately they're convinced that there's some kind of conspiracy here rather than simply that they're being a bit of a tool (and yes if you're reading this, I am posting this because Chesh told me to and not because I simply read...
by Jacquerel
Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:16 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: The Gupta Corner
Replies: 895
Views: 170274

Re: The Gupta Corner

Timonk wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:16 pm can we get a subforum for ladies in a full latex bodysuit
like, all of them in the same suit?
by Jacquerel
Tue Feb 27, 2024 5:20 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Remove 'Artist' lawset from round start options
Replies: 6
Views: 558

Re: Remove 'Artist' lawset from round start options

While the separation is absolute, there is also an alternate code solution PR open right now
https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/81717
by Jacquerel
Tue Feb 27, 2024 3:56 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: The Gupta Corner
Replies: 895
Views: 170274

Re: The Gupta Corner

can this topic get its own subforum so that i dont see new posts in players club and then go "oh its jsut this thread"
by Jacquerel
Mon Feb 26, 2024 3:52 pm
Forum: Policy Discussion
Topic: are "enemies of the state" in a post-rev round full antags, or a mini-antag
Replies: 8
Views: 717

Re: are "enemies of the state" in a post-rev round full antags, or a mini-antag

they are on the council but not granted the title of jedi master