/tg/Station 13

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Yeah, I'll play a MA game.

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Also, can I get a 4 hour extension?

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How many gems did you spend on those dogs?

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>dropping games without finding your own sub
literally scrub tier.

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Yeah dude, I was just building the fort there for you. I figured you would want one there anyway, and it would save you some trouble and money.

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Alright, feel free to take back the swamps.

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Oh, and Cinless, sorry but I have to retract the deal. I won't be needing the fire gems for a while.

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Ask XSI how fighting me went, Lumber.
I will annihilate you.
Also, XSI, if you would like a peace treaty with current borders, I am down. If you don't, I will have no problem killing you both at the same time.

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Ban requests was one of the few entertaining bits of the forum to read.
Why would anyone oppose it?

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Hey, Cinless, are you willing to trade me some fire gems for death gems?

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Frontline troops are for scrubs.

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>mfw colonicacid is too scrub to play anything but blessrush giants
i guess its to be expected of a blitz shitter.

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>implying any of yomi's troops other than the shortbow goblins is worth recruiting

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I will destroy you, cinless.

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@cinless
I'm not free. Who told you I am free?
Also >nobody has actually posted pretender yet.

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I'm yomi.
Who is C'tis?

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I hope you are playing Rl'yeh ironically.
Also I am yomi.

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City hall is barely used anyway, and running film critic just to keep it up seems incredibly unlikely outside of some shaper decks. The biggest influence of film critic will be as a counter to Cambridge jinteki to dodge fetal AI's and future perfect, and for Stirling to cheat his econ. That said the...

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How exactly is Film Critic meant to screw tag'n'bag decks over?

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I wasn't aware that there was actually a movement to remove the AI until admins said they were disabling the AI for a few rounds in response to some feedback on the forums, which led to everyone saying "wait what the fuck, why the hell are we removing the AI that's retarded", which led to...

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Yeah as Anon noted there is a pretty large variety of competitive decks.
I mean certain cards are used in 99% of decks (cough Jackson Howard cough) but that barely reduces the overall variety of the game.

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This game is fucking boss.
Also jinteki.net is a thing you can play online with, you guys should make accounts so I can school you nerds. Literally the only person I can play irl with is my brother because all my friends are disgusting fucking plebs.

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Personally I am in favor of keeping sechuds, but nerfing them to only show wanted status. Being able to see what ID everyone is wearing really kills disguises.

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> internal affairs agent > aliens > manage to run away, close shutters. > all heads eaten, nobody can communicate with centcomm or call the shuttle. > write reports about this, more reports, again reports. > centcomm does not care about reports, no ert incoming. > send them : centcomm sucks > Hear ...

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Anyone down for a blitz/starting a Pbem this weekend?

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So who is up for playing a game in the only non shit way to play a.k.a PBEM.
Fuck blitzes get money.

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Blitz today?

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Ulm Lavamancy: Ulm gets earth and fire on its mages. That means in combat they get lava spells. Lava spells make up for earth being weak damage wise in evocation and fire having shitty armor penetration, allowing you to shoot globs of death that deal high damage armor bypass damage. All of this is ...

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>all these people talking about dominions
>none of you organising blitzes RIGHT NOW
Jesus I feel embarrassed for you guys.

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Who's down for blitz?

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We are probably about 40-60% of the way through the game (assuming we just stop and declare a winner once someone owns 40% of the world or more, which seems to be the usual way blitzes end). We could start playing at 5 PM EST and finish within 2 hours, and start a new game later that evening. That w...

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Just to clarify, Balut, me and Dezzmont were discussing times to finish a game that is in progress.
Get onboard with the next game, though. I know there are a few people who missed this one (snake, Anon) and I'd be excited for another, larger game sometime.

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1 PM EST is 4 AM for me, but I'm fine to go at any time after about 5 PM EST.

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Dezzmont and Zellion, when will be the next time you guys are good to continue the game?

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I'm monkeys.
All will be assimilated by the cruel chimp gods.

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Apparently the steam search function is trash because when I type /tg/, age of dominions into the search bar that has, "type the name of the user or group you are looking for" written above it the top results are -=UFB COMMUNITY=- and the fucking digg community and there is 21 thousand res...

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Whats the steam group called?

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Wait its happening?

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You guys are taking this joke too far.

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Is this level of sperg intentional or unintentional? I am deadly serious. I am also seriously deadly (this is my catchphrase, btw, so DON'T use it. It's mine) It's also amusing to me, that you call skill sperg. You wouldn't dare say something like that to my face in game. I'd use my horde of triple...

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>Implying your weak-ass Abysia game is in any way acceptable. Yeah nah mate. I'm basically a master of this game.I've been playing for 3 years, and I have played 53 PBEM's and 18 blitzes. I have won all but 3 of these games. I even modded the game so that my waifu would be a national hero of Jomon (...

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Post your swaglords: CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS STINGIN.png Jesus fuck Anone that thing is an abomination. I can't think of an age of Abysia where that isn't terrible >F4 on a nation with national F4 mages in EA >B4 on a nation with national B4 mages in MA and LA >Order 2 luck 1 >No growth More...

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Yes, but how are you going to store your infinite donk pockets without an infinite source of cardboard boxes?
It seems pretty clear to me that this would lead to traitors doing nothing but farming donk pockets and boxes all round which would be terrible for obvious reasons.

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ThanatosRa wrote:Wrong thread my man. Still funny though.

How is this the wrong thread?

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If my calculations are correct (Yes, I always wanted to say that) then on average a lantern will last four minutes and ten seconds (4:10). That's.... too low. Just too low. The minimum with shitty luck would be one minute, fourthy seconds (1:40). The maximum with god tier luck would be Six minutes ...

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The old/paprika sprites look far better. The current ones are really garish and look like you have a chessboard strapped to your chest or something.

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OJ helps with airloss damage, and starkist is 50% OJ.

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What exactly is the difference between a default atmos pump and a volume pump? One pumps a specific pressure, one pumps a specific amount of gas through. 10 moles of plasma can be either extremely high pressure or low pressure depending on its temperature. In practice, volume pumps are just left on...

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deathhoof wrote:>be me traitor chemist
>look like bonified warden
>profit.

deathhoof wrote:bonified

It's bona fide goddamn dude.

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Wait, Miku Frost bit your guys testicles? Dude that's the weirdest ERP I have ever heard of. One day, patient explanation to the deliberately obtuse will achieve the desired effect. Still don't know why I bother, though. Would you rather I be acute? A cute medbay stutterwhore, that is. You bloody d...

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