/tg/Station 13

EvilJackCarver

Janitors who wet the floors with water and don't put down wet floor signs. One dude was dragging around a water tank during war ops to do that shit. I feel like if they do that, they should be valid. They are under space law, though. §207, Creating a Workplace Hazard. Whether or not anyone actually...

EvilJackCarver

Why hasn't this been tried: Take "maintain" out of the drone laws, and stress that preventative maintenance falls outside of your duties as drone? I was always under the impression that drones are to fix the damage to the station and let the players solve the cause themselves. Basically, 1...

EvilJackCarver

An engi went over my usual figure-4 wire job and added a single redundant wire to each intersection.

I took that as a challenge and spent the next half hour or so adding to the layers of redundancy in the solars.

EvilJackCarver

Shezza wrote:I honestly think that we should allow erp on terry

JUST TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

if you really want to shag kevinz just start your own private server and use like ngrok or some shit to get past router port forwarding, dude

EvilJackCarver

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EvilJackCarver

I can easily see this turning into the Director from Left 4 Dead: Absolutely hating the players and showing them what true suffering feels like

EvilJackCarver

I actually miss Dream Station.

EvilJackCarver

If there was one thing that I liked about Ceres, it was the brig layout - the warden desk in the middle of the room, with 4 cells on either side. That might be something to look into.

EvilJackCarver

barbedwireqtip wrote:a bullet that shoots guns

You would be surprised by how simple this would be to make

You'd just need to sprite a gun like a bullet and vice versa, then make a new ammo type that uses the gun sprite

EvilJackCarver

IIRC OmegaStation does not have Chemist job slots, because of how small the station is. You were playing on Pubby when what you described happened (Rnd. 88113), and then the map changed to Omega (88115). For future reference, if you were banned, it would show up as "BANNED" under your occu...

EvilJackCarver

Jackboots are a bit louder than "1.6 times sneaker volume"...

Trust me, the volume aspect of them is why I wear them to work instead of the more sensible no-skids everyone else wears.

EvilJackCarver

PDAs don't use TGUI.

EvilJackCarver

An update on this: I've gotten a functional, rudimentary prototype together. It needs a good bit of work still (specifically in the 'snap user to feed' bit, one of the checks is runtiming - might remove it though since it's a redundancy check) and I don't like the way the camera list is presented to...

EvilJackCarver

police bike when

EvilJackCarver

I see plasma fires a lot, but my favorite way to kill the station was the singularity beacon, but no one uses the singularity engine anymore. The singularity engine is kindof... well, gone.... It can be ordered, but the rounds ain't quite long enough for it to do much good. I and the CE one shift o...

EvilJackCarver

kevinz000 wrote:relying on how many clicks/clutter interface to balance it is a bad move.

Do you have any ideas on how to better balance it? Or do you think it'd be balanced as is, minus the interface?

EvilJackCarver

BRB, naming my character Geladene Kartoffel.* Shitposting aside, where in the sand is the line drawn between "'Cup Cake', that name's fine, I can dig that" and "'Nyanaroni An'Cheese'? Time for an ID-ban"? While I personally despise the latter, it honestly seems like something a t...

EvilJackCarver

Lazengann wrote:The policy should be whether most admins think it's too dumb to stay

If that's the case, Norville is right out (like, zoinks, Scoob).

EvilJackCarver

gum disease wrote:Mining. The goliaths spook me real bad.

Watch the eyes; when they turn red get moving because they're about to do the grapple attack.

EvilJackCarver

OhChildflayer wrote:... we should get extra slack on shitty names.

Childflayer I swear to fuck

EvilJackCarver

I think I know what my next gimmick human name is going to be for a couple of rounds

EvilJackCarver

(they then proceeded to push away from the station and throw another extinguisher to propel themselves back to the station)

1980s spy movie night on Bagil.

EvilJackCarver

Looking for feedback on an idea: What if there was a mobile version of the camera console, like the normal ones but on the modular computers? You'd get similar functionality but the way I have it thought up it'd take more clicks to get to each camera, but you can't move while the camera feed's being...

EvilJackCarver

I played security and actively tried not to be shitcurity.

I only got out alive on an extended round.

EvilJackCarver

bandit wrote:anyone who has ever played engineer fears accidentally flooding the plasma canister

I've done this before, but with the oxygen canister.

EvilJackCarver

During a nuke ops round, the clown sued Chemistry because they wouldn't let him have space lubricant. The HoP granted us a trial, fully aware that there were nuclear operatives running around, and shortly after an electrical storm knocked out lighting, so I became the court lightbulb. https://i.imgu...

EvilJackCarver

>they bought the OFF-HAND

Dude, the OFF-HAND is the most robust weapon in the game, I'm surprised they lost that round.

EvilJackCarver

Played Engineer regularly.

And then they started being the ones to have to set up the Supermatter...

EvilJackCarver

Delete this

EvilJackCarver

What if Nanotrasen are the bad guys?

EvilJackCarver

CosmicScientist wrote:Make suit sensors+maps run off tcomms.

NTNet.

Then DoSing the NTNet relays will actually do something except mildly annoy engineering.

EvilJackCarver

For logging purposes: This happened on round 86711.

I was directly involved (detective's pAI) but have nothing further to add or note at the moment.

EvilJackCarver

Random, useless stats on the round-end screen á la Counterstrike. "6 pipes were unwrenched this round." "Cargo shipped off 201 items this round." "7 different people were honked with a bike horn this round." "Security only killed 206 assistants this round. Slackers...

EvilJackCarver

Honestly my issue with the Singulo/Tesla wasn't in how 'shallow' the mechanic was, it was in how braindead easy it was to sabotage and how difficult it was to fix if you didn't catch it - Go out, snip a wire, come back before the airlocks even close, haul ass and laugh. The Supermatter's only slight...

EvilJackCarver

and the other two?

EvilJackCarver

If anyone knows of any copyrighted sounds please open a PR to remove them kor we literally have Darude's Sandstorm in the sounds/misc folder as well as Pjanoo by Eric Prydz plus the E1/M1 song from DOOM I'm pretty sure e1m1 was put in by Kor too https://i.imgur.com/Qogd9JM.png This is technically c...

EvilJackCarver

Kor wrote:If anyone knows of any copyrighted sounds please open a PR to remove them

kor we literally have Darude's Sandstorm in the sounds/misc folder

as well as Pjanoo by Eric Prydz

plus the E1/M1 song from DOOM

EvilJackCarver

I've done that once. Went for a power nap afters, and suddenly it was 19:30.

EvilJackCarver

Being a salty Atmos tech.

EvilJackCarver

Make it to where you can read the frequency a station-bounced radio/intercom is operating on in the examine text, but only if you're close to it.

EvilJackCarver

Ayy Lemoh wrote:Make cult airlocks play the doom airlock sound.

I will fucking code this

...as soon as the feature freeze ends

EvilJackCarver

tl;dr lower the weighted theoretical average of CA rounds, rework clock I have made my view of conversion antag rounds pretty clear many a time already: I absolutely do not like them. During them, it is absolutely necessary for Security to become the Allgemeine-Schutzstaffel in order for a crew vict...

EvilJackCarver

Not a fan of them. They sound way too pneumatic for airlocks that're supposedly electric.

They'd honestly work better for windoors.

EvilJackCarver

Spoiler:

Gunther Viceroy has had enough of your shit.

also >tfw you pick a colour for the shoes/labcoat that makes them look transparent against the forum background

i never was good with lighting passes

EvilJackCarver

EvilJackCarver

Coworkers that won't even bother coming up with an illogical excuse for fucking off at roundstart, never to be seen again. Doubly so if they take the hardsuit.

EvilJackCarver

Dick_Size_Horse wrote:Are you an admin though? Your profile doesn't indicate that you are.

They're posting under the An0n3 amendment.

EvilJackCarver

Simple idea: Emagging a station-bounced radio or intercom system makes you able to listen in on all channels (but not necessarily transmit) . This would give traitors the benefit of emagging a station-bounce and being able to use it to listen in on Security (or taunt them), for example - the benefit...

EvilJackCarver

Security that Tase/strip for petty shit that can easily be resolved with "Hey, why'd you do X?" "Because Y" "<Okay¦Please don't.>" Context below: There was one round the clown was doing nothing but printing off station-bounced radios from the autolathe, turning them on ...

EvilJackCarver

They're stored per-server in /data/player_saves/(first letter of your username)/(your username)/preferences.sav. If for whatever reason the game can't read your player data (outdated format, uses a look that doesn't exist, etc.) it generates a randomised character and saves it.

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