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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

>be roboticist >be debraining a guy via surgery like a decent person >lizard roboticist asshole comes up and saws the guy in the head 10 times then cuts his head apart leaving the empty head, eyes, tongue and a fuckton of blood all over robotics >get called an inefficient muppet I WANT TO DIE.
by Plunderphonics
Wed Apr 19, 2017 7:22 pm
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 470815

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

>Janitor >You are the Traitor. >hijack the shuttle to ensure no Nanotrasen crew escape alive >*snap crackel* >decide to do this the right way >do a few sheets of paperwork to get access to cargo and medical, insulated gloves and a tool belt >the HOP seems to fall in love with me and grants it all >s...
by Plunderphonics
Fri Apr 14, 2017 12:10 am
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 470815

Re: What do you think you're known for? (egothread)

I can sleep at night now, thank you so much!
by Plunderphonics
Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:06 am
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: What do you think you're known for? (egothread)
Replies: 247
Views: 38204

Re: What do you think you're known for? (egothread)

Being bad at security most of the time.
by Plunderphonics
Sat Apr 08, 2017 11:01 pm
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: What do you think you're known for? (egothread)
Replies: 247
Views: 38204

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Laws/Lawsets that exist solely to allow silicons to valid people, usually something like "the captain can designate someone as non human blahblahblahblah"

Disgusting!
by Plunderphonics
Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:20 am
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
Replies: 2245
Views: 342231

Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

I'm never gonna forget the one time me and Percy Oppenheimer dunked an entire gang of atmos assholes who RCD walled half the station off and turned the bar into a freon harvester. That was very fun.
by Plunderphonics
Mon Apr 03, 2017 9:37 pm
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
Replies: 2026
Views: 388009

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

I need to stop playing this game
by Plunderphonics
Sun Apr 02, 2017 3:48 pm
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 470815

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

People who break into medical storage instead of waiting for a doctor to sleeper/cryo them.

I wish I could jam a lexorin syringe up the asshole of anyone who does this.
by Plunderphonics
Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:58 am
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
Replies: 2245
Views: 342231

Re: Things that bring you joy

Sucessfully dunking suspects as security without any fatalities.
In reverse, dunking security officers sucessfully.
by Plunderphonics
Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:46 am
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Things that bring you joy
Replies: 224
Views: 34530

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