/tg/Station 13

>be roboticist >be debraining a guy via surgery like a decent person >lizard roboticist asshole comes up and saws the guy in the head 10 times then cuts his head apart leaving the empty head, eyes, tongue and a fuckton of blood all over robotics >get called an inefficient muppet I WANT TO DIE.

>Janitor >You are the Traitor. >hijack the shuttle to ensure no Nanotrasen crew escape alive >*snap crackel* >decide to do this the right way >do a few sheets of paperwork to get access to cargo and medical, insulated gloves and a tool belt >the HOP seems to fall in love with me and grants it all >s...

I can sleep at night now, thank you so much!

Being bad at security most of the time.

Laws/Lawsets that exist solely to allow silicons to valid people, usually something like "the captain can designate someone as non human blahblahblahblah"

Disgusting!

I'm never gonna forget the one time me and Percy Oppenheimer dunked an entire gang of atmos assholes who RCD walled half the station off and turned the bar into a freon harvester. That was very fun.

I need to stop playing this game

People who break into medical storage instead of waiting for a doctor to sleeper/cryo them.

I wish I could jam a lexorin syringe up the asshole of anyone who does this.

Sucessfully dunking suspects as security without any fatalities.
In reverse, dunking security officers sucessfully.