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okay I kept watching and what the fuck is this shit? I don't think the AI was malf, yet it literally ignored the entirety of sec getting murdered and yelling for help on comms, HOS does the same, comes to brig, walks into stunbaton range, walks away, and starts firing lethal shots at a fucking DESWO...

Dude that fucking warden at 6 minutes Why are the most mentally deficient players always playing warden? > Pink haired catgirl kills sec officer in the hall > Pink hair catgirl unimplanted sec officer comes into sec > Starts disabling and deswording all of sec > Warden legit walks by with a stunbato...

Kevinz0000 god I miss hating on that piece of shit Louges/James Waddler my best space friend god help him that german fuck's in university now Sweaterkittens? made some of the best events ever John Wabbite or something I see him around sometimes but we don't play as much as we used to Zoey Webb, awe...

Of all the wonderful threads in the forums, this is the one newfags rezzed.


Nice

What the fuck is a hivemind

I got permabanned from Paradise 4 years ago or some shit

I just want to be useful and get cool loot while being badass pls help

I'm sad this thread didn't go in the direction of the synths having objectives like becoming all of the heads Literally had the same idea last year, I believe I proposed it to someone as an event via ahelp. (my dumbass didn't know about the ideas part of the forum) Not saying you ripped me off just...

Tried taking part in a policy discussion and created my thread once. Got shat on both on forums and in game

can we necro this thread please

I would post my setup but mine is just... bland... not super dirty or messed up, not extremely outstanding looks-wise... it just has good specs?

bman wrote:uh xango the popo are after you now good job

the what are after me now

yorii wrote:Constantly rude and calls everyone who tells him this "salty", yes dude, we're very salty that you are rude as fuck all the time. Nothing wrong with your logic there.

what even happened to you? I thought you were shitposting at the first but then you were serious???

A while ago I got banned for killing a janitor that was purposefully watering up clean tiles just to slip people. It happened at the start of the round in full view of the RD which I told to clone the janitor since I had to leave and couldn't do it myself. I hid in a locker and went AFK. I came back...

Happened a while ago but still worth sharing I guess >work my ass off all shift as scientist to get rainbow >finally get it >some other scientist created a ton of gold slime monsters >I scream for help to the HOS who just passed by xenobio >arrests me >I try to explain the situation but he beats me ...

huehuehue wrote:

Xango wrote:>Get HOPling using my secret exploit of the occupation system

Xango wrote:secret exploit of the occupation system

Xango wrote:secret exploit

OwO what's this

It wouldn't be a secret exploit if I told you would it

>Get HOPling using my secret exploit of the occupation system >walk through halls >suddenly get gibbed >someone put shield generators on the halls and is randomly turning them on and off > :salt: Had you given a scientist teleporter access slightly before that and it was right by botany on meta? So...

>Get HOPling using my secret exploit of the occupation system
>walk through halls
>suddenly get gibbed
>someone put shield generators on the halls and is randomly turning them on and off
>

I was using the latest 512 but it was causing my game to crash when I was using advanced cam consoles
I downgraded to 512.1392 but it is still crashing right after I join to TG

Which version should I use for the most stable performance

idk if this is a joke thread or not but jesus man are you really fucking retarded or what?

DemonFiren wrote:nobody would have noticed
nobody would have cared
but you had to say something

I dont... understand...

Zarniwoop wrote:Not asking them to spawn loot for 5 players.

Can you quit taking everything out of fucking context Dagum? That loot was for a DND "event" kinda thing. I already told you that we talked about it in ahelps...

So today I got wizard, it was semi lowpop and I didnt really wanna murderbone so I just got two apprentices, a spellblade and a battlemage armor. I cut off around 40 legs (literally) with my spellblade, killed an ERT and a deathsquad and took a blob out with a death squaddie's pulse rifle. I don't t...

Being nice to people as antag and people looking away when I do antag stuff.

On the other side being nice to antags as sec and antags giving me syndicate items or their uplinks in return or sparing my life in general

Limski wrote:One of the cutest girl admins on the server

Sticky is... a girl?

I realise now that what I wrote has nothing to do with what op said but meh whatever its a cool story

So presently we have two pretty distinct types of game modes: Backstabbing: Any kind of mode which involves being a sneaky sly frenchman like traitor, changeling, conversion modes and so on, where the crew tears itself apart. Security typically shoots at its own crew. Co-op: Any kind of mode which ...

Screemonster wrote:

Kor wrote:If you perform an action which has zero benefit to you other than making others upset (like killing Ian) I will ban you if you adminhelp when someone kills you.

Xango wrote:Turns out Liefnfucking ahelped and here we are.

ding dong

This is why I wish ban requests were a thing

Oh hey this thread happened because of me, better comment on it and kinda explain what happened. Was HOP, AFK for literally 2 mins at round start on my phone. Can still se screen. A ligger and a guy named Lief Baxter (important person in the story) are breaking into my office. When the ligger hacks ...

I miss the old sing and tesla engines
I remember just sitting there and watching it go around in its lil containment cell with a bunch of other engis and a random sec officer that joined us. I miss accidentally getting killed by the tesla while spacewalking right outside the containment.

All you had to do was removing the P.A.N.D.E.M.I.C. or whatever it is called that just shows you the symptoms you acquired so you actually had to test it on the monkeya in the little rooms and observe the effects of the virus and note the symptoms.

"Xango died so we may live"
That time when I defended the white ship from infinite waves of ashliggers with my durand and ended up getting marooned on lavaland

So the other day I ended up getting antag three times in a row. I was kinda bored and burnt out so I ahelped asking foe a fun TC trade. Gouty didnt have time so I just asked for Nightmare. What are some interesting ideas for trading TCs that I can do the next time I get tator tot

Stickymayhem wrote:

Xango wrote:Created one of the best events I've ever fucking had the pleasure of taking part in.

What event was that

The one where you sent everyone to lavaland before bombing the station to pieces

Created one of the best events I've ever fucking had the pleasure of taking part in.

Sticky is gonna do an event or something, tells everyone to get on the mining shuttle and get to lavaland before blowing the station to bits. >Countdown. I was a chemist and I planned on making meth. I literally just got on the mining shuttle with 30 seconds left till bombing. We get to lavaland, I ...

calzilla1 wrote:1 unit of bullet +1 unit of ur stupid head= a better forum
Nah just fucking with ya
Try lube, clf3 and acid smoke, theyll be burned to death and they cant get away

Lube would probably make them slip away from the smoke tho, right?

Idk if this what you're looking for, but here's some random tips for making medicine. You can make cryoxadone/clonexadone or mutagen in one beaker in like 10 seconds. It makes me sad when I see people manually making it all using the little 30u bottles you can print from the chemmaster. 1. Set the ...

CPTANT wrote:Phlog + black powder smoke.

Laugh hysterically as everyone without internals is turned into a walking bomb.

Bonus points for releasing a horde of monkeys beforehand for even more walking bombs.

I like this one

Gimme some of your recipes for chemistry; grenades, aids syringes, pills, generally whatever

Post Content: Got banned by Beesting for IC in OOC Byond account and character name: Xango Banning admin: Beesting Ban type (What are you banned from?):server Ban reason and length: Deliberate IC in OOC Time ban was placed (including time zone): 18:23 Server you were playing when banned (Sybil or Ba...

Byond account and character name: Xango-- Grandpa Wile Banning admin: Okand Ban type (What are you banned from?):Both servers Ban reason and length: Killed a janitor with one other person because he was wetting clean floor tiles to slip people on purpose Time ban was placed (including time zone): 20...

Forgot to say that I ahelped AFTER suiciding which was a mistake. Can't bother to edit it right now since I am in class. Sorry

Post Content: Head banned by Gouty Byond account and character name: Xango-- Grandpa Wile Banning admin: Gouty Ban type (What are you banned from?): All heads except captain which was removed by Armhullen. Ban reason and length: Suiciding as HOS, 5760 minutes not sure about the exact time. Time ban ...

Byond account: Xango Banning Admin: thunder 12345 Bantype (servers, temporary) Ban reason and length: Killed two people in self defense. (2880 minutes) (wow that's like 48 hours or something) Time ban was placed: two days ago My side of the story: I was banned today (two days ago)for killing the mim...

I was banned today for killing the mime and the chef in self defense using the "god hand". I was gone for a while and my character was just sitting at the bar, when I came back I saw two people attacking me. I panicked and killed one of them I chased the other one and killed them too. Afte...