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by Calibraptor
Sun Oct 18, 2020 2:18 am
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: In Defence of Racist Prickery
Replies: 71
Views: 26760

Re: In Defence of Racist Prickery

Imagine throwing a fit because you can't shout slurs in spaceman game
by Calibraptor
Mon Sep 02, 2019 4:07 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: ITT: We post exploitable character weaknesses
Replies: 46
Views: 10516

Re: ITT: We post exploitable character weaknesses

When playing as an important yet expendable head role such as the HoP/Captain I tend to roleplay as a foolishly naive man who believes he's the emperor of the station and the crew are his loving subjects. As such I will hang out in public areas for extended periods of time, accept and consume just a...
by Calibraptor
Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:15 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Literally just port baymed with some tweaks.
Replies: 13
Views: 2594

Literally just port baymed with some tweaks.

Everybody seems to hate playing as medical doctors, self-healing is rampant and basically makes their job useless, and the new system seems to be worse than the old one. So just fucking port Baystation's medical system, because with all the problems Bay has with being an office simulator it has no s...
by Calibraptor
Fri Aug 23, 2019 7:56 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Poll to revert the medical changes.
Replies: 62
Views: 14361

Re: Poll to revert the medical changes.

Skillywatt wrote:It's not terrible if you have competent, dedicated chemists.
hhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by Calibraptor
Fri Aug 23, 2019 7:17 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: heinous monkey murder
Replies: 6
Views: 1492

Re: heinous monkey murder

Just murder them back

One round during the pizza riots a geneticist turned me into a monkey while I was stunned so I killed him and several other rioters I recognized with a baseball bat

Chimp vigilante
by Calibraptor
Fri Aug 23, 2019 6:55 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Poll to revert the medical changes.
Replies: 62
Views: 14361

Poll to revert the medical changes.

Feedback for these changes has been overwhelmingly negative yet the maintainers seem to be merging stuff without giving a single shit what the players think. Here's a poll to revert them that'll inevitably get ignored, but you know, might as well scream in defiance as the coderbus careens into the r...
by Calibraptor
Mon Aug 12, 2019 3:04 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Do xenos born from a human with xeno queen organs have to listen to that human
Replies: 19
Views: 4047

Re: Do xenos born from a human with xeno queen organs have to listen to that human

it's a literal xenomorph, it doesn't care about being kind of a dick. You as a player should probably care about the impact you're having on another persons round. If somebody goes through significant effort to give you a second lease on life as one of the most overpowered mobs in the game, they pr...
by Calibraptor
Mon Aug 12, 2019 1:21 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Do xenos born from a human with xeno queen organs have to listen to that human
Replies: 19
Views: 4047

Re: Do xenos born from a human with xeno queen organs have to listen to that human

I mean you're kind of a dick if you decide to ignore your progenitor, the person that goes through the trouble of birthing a xeno should at least get a loyal companion out of the deal.
by Calibraptor
Fri Aug 09, 2019 6:51 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Escalation caused by Forgery
Replies: 17
Views: 3680

Re: Escalation caused by Forgery

I got a random innocent engineer permabrigged as a comms officer because the engineers built a disposal tube into the SM crystal and some guy had ashed himself, leaving a security helmet behind. So naturally I impersonated an non-existent officer screaming for help over radio, including the engineer...
by Calibraptor
Wed Aug 07, 2019 6:17 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 827175

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

>Be sec on Event Hall >Toss helmet for security baseball cap >Don formal uniform for additional style points >Fuck about breaking up fights and slapping tiders upside the head >Find toy sword, decide to meme and hit the clown with it in medbay >Nearby officer pulls disabler and starts shooting at me...
by Calibraptor
Wed Aug 07, 2019 5:37 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Emergency launching the escape shuttle
Replies: 22
Views: 4500

Re: Emergency launching the escape shuttle

Admins bwoink nerds who early launch 4noraisins
by Calibraptor
Wed Aug 07, 2019 5:35 pm
Forum: Admin Feedback
Topic: Coconutwarrior97
Replies: 63
Views: 24853

Re: Coconutwarrior97

Good admin, answered my distress call when Bagil had no admins in the middle of a shitshow of a round.
by Calibraptor
Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:42 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Security buffs
Replies: 112
Views: 27136

Re: Security buffs

I just want to dab on greytiders with my 5 other security brothers who joined specifically for the robust martial arts.
by Calibraptor
Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:40 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Copypastas in IC chat
Replies: 18
Views: 4681

Re: Copypastas in IC chat

This is why I edit copypastas to be applicable to IC circumstances For example: I have an announcement to make: The HoS is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his little mall cop dick and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I...
by Calibraptor
Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:28 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Abductors cant purge AI?
Replies: 22
Views: 5795

Re: Abductors cant purge AI?

I mean abductors are supposed to kidnap crew and turn them into gimmicky antags not murderbone the crew.
by Calibraptor
Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:08 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Aurora Station admins hate pigs!
Replies: 16
Views: 4592

Re: Aurora Station admins hate pigs!

I mean, sperging out on a HRP server by putting on a pig-mask, making oink noises and being a genuine menace, that is kind of creative and funny! I laughed at least, when I read that ticket-log. That admin was being super reasonable with you, while you go on about identifying as a pig. Almost heart...
by Calibraptor
Sat Aug 03, 2019 8:42 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Buffs and Nerfs
Replies: 11
Views: 2715

Re: Buffs and Nerfs

Tlaltecuhtli wrote:winloss in a rp game is dumb, antags are there to spice up things not to play ranked
by Calibraptor
Sat Aug 03, 2019 8:40 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 827175

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

>Be me, a security officer >Dunk on traitors and shitters all round long, have a bag full of traitor goodies and all access. >Feelsgoodman >Walk into robotics and see moth getting surgery >Start calling the moth lewd for being naked >Roboticist Bob Shafton tells me to fuck off >Shuttles coming and n...
by Calibraptor
Sat Aug 03, 2019 4:50 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Ordering your subordinates
Replies: 6
Views: 1686

Re: Ordering your subordinates

Shouldn't this be a policy thread
by Calibraptor
Fri Aug 02, 2019 5:03 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Thread in which I post cute opossums
Replies: 17
Views: 16236

Thread in which I post cute opossums

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by Calibraptor
Fri Aug 02, 2019 7:05 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3937
Views: 1019068

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

A poorly calibrated teleporter has a chance of misfiring, failing to teleport the person going through it (but produces someone else on the other end). Both persons are identical in every way, even down to the implants or organs they have or don't have. if the original was an antagonist, the copy g...
by Calibraptor
Thu Aug 01, 2019 10:57 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Security buffs
Replies: 112
Views: 27136

Re: Security buffs

I'd honestly really like to see some buffs to security, especially in the way of giving people more incentive to roll security because you're less likely to be fucked with by the average greytider. When I roll security in a standard round there's a good 60% chance there's no HoS/Warden, and maybe on...
by Calibraptor
Sun Jul 28, 2019 6:33 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
Replies: 2028
Views: 633833

Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

>Be me, security officer assigned to engineering >CE is actually competent and orders me to boot out trespassers >"Aye aye sir." >Bumrush the engine room to grab myself a pair of much coveted insulated gloves >On my way out spot some assistant rushing into atmos >Not on my goddamn watch >C...
by Calibraptor
Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:49 am
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Unknown] Desire to rejoin discord
Replies: 1
Views: 517

[Unknown] Desire to rejoin discord

Discord ID and (if not the same) your commonly used names: Cal#8994 Banning admin (if known): No clue! Time ban was placed (approximate): Over a year ago .A. Your side of the story: I deserved it, 100%. I was being toxic, accusatory, insulting, all the characteristics of somebody with nothing to bri...
by Calibraptor
Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:47 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Escalation discussion
Replies: 51
Views: 11098

Re: Escalation discussion

might as well post this here. Was in a round a few moments ago on Sybil. No one was in RD so all departments were going in and out to do research and print things for people. CMO let me into the department after I left it to get an inducer for a chemist. Anyway I get back in there and I'm going to ...
by Calibraptor
Fri Jul 26, 2019 11:33 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: I'm bored time to call shuttle
Replies: 27
Views: 5675

Re: I'm bored time to call shuttle

If you're bored just ghost and hop servers.
by Calibraptor
Wed Jul 24, 2019 11:14 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The state of grief and its causes.
Replies: 48
Views: 10337

Re: The state of grief and its causes.

Tbh I agree on the level that bored and burnt out players start to find more and more griefy ways of entertaining themselves, but I don't think bringing back the gateway is the way to go unless it's rebalanced.
by Calibraptor
Wed Jul 24, 2019 6:56 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [peoplearestrange] KangTut - Note Appeal
Replies: 10
Views: 3321

Re: [peoplearestrange] KangTut - Note Appeal

I was the captain. I did shout at the janitor to "DO IT", as I thought they were bluffing. Never called for the janitor's execution or anything after I got out of medbay though since I found it pretty funny. I probably would have just had the dude gulagged if he was so bored as to run arou...
by Calibraptor
Mon Jul 22, 2019 11:30 pm
Forum: Former Admins
Topic: [No Longer Admin] Stickymayhem
Replies: 329
Views: 115160

Re: Stickymayhem

Is willing to give a toxic player the chance to reform, for which I'm personally grateful for.
by Calibraptor
Mon Jul 22, 2019 11:21 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Stickymayhem] Nostalgia bringing me back.
Replies: 5
Views: 1574

Re: [Stickymayhem] Nostalgia bringing me back.

Noticed I'm able to join the server again, should I make a separate appeal for the discord ban?
by Calibraptor
Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:58 pm
Forum: Closed Complaints
Topic: [BeeSting12] Waseemq1235 - AI-Captain Incident
Replies: 18
Views: 6295

Re: [BeeSting12] Waseemq1235 - AI-Captain Incident

Just gonna note here that I was at one point admin gibbed and ate a ghost role ban for reading WGW as a comms agent in order to get somebody lynched, so I'd say the comms agent probably should have been spoken to.
by Calibraptor
Mon Jul 22, 2019 1:33 am
Forum: Coding
Topic: Code Bounty: Disease Paranoia
Replies: 13
Views: 4020

Re: Code Bounty: Disease Paranoia

Why not add an allergic quirk that makes a character sneeze and cough in response to being in proximity to certain objects or having a certain reagent in their bloodstream, with their symptoms worsening the longer they're in proximity to it. It could be completely randomized for maximum hilarity. Im...
by Calibraptor
Sun Jul 21, 2019 8:28 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Stickymayhem] Nostalgia bringing me back.
Replies: 5
Views: 1574

Re: [Stickymayhem] Nostalgia bringing me back.

Stickymayhem wrote:Glad you're feeling better my dude.
Spoiler:
I'll unban you if you tell me the fandom
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Check out my fursona
by Calibraptor
Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:28 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: What draws people to certain jobs on /tg/?
Replies: 34
Views: 8162

Re: What draws people to certain jobs on /tg/?

Back when I played I often exclusively played as AI/Cyborg for a time. Specifically maining medborg. Playing under an entirely different ruleset to most players and acting as an arbitrator while crew are trying to beat the tar out of each other is immensely satisfying to me. One of the SS13 moments ...
by Calibraptor
Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:16 am
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Stickymayhem] Nostalgia bringing me back.
Replies: 5
Views: 1574

[Stickymayhem] Nostalgia bringing me back.

Byond account and character name: Calibraptor Discord ID: Cal#8994 Banning admin: Stickymayhem Ban type (What are you banned from?): Permanent server ban as well as discord ban Ban reason and length: https://i.gyazo.com/59ef22a3ecf37ac2ba932cbf08a02fe8.png Time ban was placed (including time zone): ...
by Calibraptor
Sun Mar 25, 2018 2:49 pm
Forum: Former Admins
Topic: [No Longer Admin] Stickymayhem
Replies: 329
Views: 115160

Re: Stickymayhem

Didn't the last identical """complaint""" in here get chain deleted and told to take it to admincomplaints? Why does this keep happening. Because I let players make really bad decisions IC and then deal with the IC consequences. Instead of just deleting them for coming...
by Calibraptor
Sun Mar 25, 2018 1:15 pm
Forum: Former Admins
Topic: [No Longer Admin] Stickymayhem
Replies: 329
Views: 115160

Re: Stickymayhem

Bruh of course I'm fucking salty. You pulled some gay ass shit and I've got no recourse because if I make a real complaint I'll get slammed with 'But it was an event' and the peanut gallery eager to suckle those sweet administrative toes followed by you reverse 360 slam dunking my rage spelled out w...
by Calibraptor
Sun Mar 25, 2018 12:54 pm
Forum: Former Admins
Topic: [No Longer Admin] Stickymayhem
Replies: 329
Views: 115160

Re: Stickymayhem

First off, I was told to take the issue to discord by administrators, I was never told not to do so. So you can stop claiming I went there just because I was salty, thanks my unrobust friend. The ICKY OCKY was borderline and all I mentioned was that a fight occurred and that an admin cheesing it wit...
by Calibraptor
Sun Mar 25, 2018 12:31 pm
Forum: Former Admins
Topic: [No Longer Admin] Stickymayhem
Replies: 329
Views: 115160

Re: Stickymayhem

Used admin powers to respawn himself and drop an ERT right on top of my head during an event within a minute of me robusting him and a centcomm official on the ferry. I get cuffed and dragged towards the adminjail, so I ghost to deny him the pleasure of gloating because I was legit pissed about him ...
by Calibraptor
Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:22 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Stun Combat Overhaul
Replies: 65
Views: 14087

Re: Stun Combat Overhaul

I'm 50/50 on this. There's some aspects of it I really like, such as turning the taser into a two shot stun and stamina damage slowing down how fast you can attack stuff. Other aspects I despise, such as taser lasers and nerfing the bar chems. What's the problem with the light taser? It's damage is...
by Calibraptor
Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:56 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Stun Combat Overhaul
Replies: 65
Views: 14087

Re: Stun Combat Overhaul

I'm 50/50 on this. There's some aspects of it I really like, such as turning the taser into a two shot stun and stamina damage slowing down how fast you can attack stuff. Other aspects I despise, such as taser lasers and nerfing the bar chems.
by Calibraptor
Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:16 am
Forum: Former Admins
Topic: [No longer Admin] Daturix
Replies: 70
Views: 21035

Re: Daturix

Bitch stop juggling like 10 ahelps on both servers simultaneously are you literally a masochist
by Calibraptor
Fri Dec 22, 2017 11:58 pm
Forum: Admin Feedback
Topic: CitrusGender
Replies: 46
Views: 16866

Re: CitrusGender

Did a shitty meme TC trade for a fellow admin that changed literally everybody's name to be the same, other than their shitty memes they're otherwise very patient and courteous in ahelps which fucking pisses me off you lil shit stoop to my level roll around in the dirt with me REEEEEEEEEE
by Calibraptor
Wed Dec 20, 2017 9:54 am
Forum: Closed Complaints
Topic: [CitrusGender] Calibraptor - Renamed everyone Monika
Replies: 22
Views: 5584

Re: [CitrusGender] Calibraptor - Renamed everyone Monika

Wtf why is my favorite citrus getting admin complaints!?!? On a more serious note I thought people were encouraged to take a chill pill before making admin complaints/ban appeals I am 107% chill I just don't think TC trades that affect everybody on the station and cripples security's ability to fun...