/tg/Station 13

JStheguy

The whole "just slap credits into/outta your ID" system is noice, infinitely preferable to having to dick around with ATMs like on most other servers.

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PKPenguin321 wrote:me oranges me merge pr me close other pr unh unh ooga booga *beats chest*

BASED ORANGES totaly WRECKS his detractors!

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>People throw a shitfit over being told to change their shitty names on their 2d spacemen
>Headmins deliberate for a month only to making naming policy harsher
I can not put into words how much schadenfreude I'm feeling right now.

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Fuck off, dorsid. Yes, they could’ve avoided slipping, but you could just help them up. Pointing at the sign is like if someone fell down the stairs and broke their arm and you pointed at the handrail instead of calling an ambulance. This is why people dislkke janitors. You mean creating constant i...

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This is where the phrase "learn 2 code" comes in - even if you had the best ideas, you cannot force a volunteer coder to implement them; you would have to do it youself. Except that's what I did and my PR got shot down. Usually it gets merged unless your code is bad, your feature is unbal...

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Mark9013100 wrote:
Actionb wrote: This is where the phrase "learn 2 code" comes in - even if you had the best ideas, you cannot force a volunteer coder to implement them; you would have to do it youself.
Except that's what I did and my PR got shot down.

Just learn to code harder, pleb!

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Rustledjimm wrote:Let's kill all netspeak

This, and anyone who tries to pull some line-toein' rules-lawyerin' bullshit or utters the phrase "BUT ____ SAID _____ AND YOU DIDN'T BAN HIM!" eats a big fat permaban.

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You are obviously all wrong, if a map doesn't have 12 publicly accessible toolbelts, 3 public autolathes, 5 pairs of insuls per assistant right in tool storage, and a fully-functional backup copy of every department hidden in maint, it's a bad map and needs to be removed fucking yesterday.

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Budget cards need to go. Give control over budgets to the HoP from a static console like goonstation. Make an announcement if the pay budgets get depleted so people know to lynch the HoP or strike due to lack of pay if they decide to spend the station's budget on corgi crates. yeah can someone remo...

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games workshop it, all plushies start grey, use it in hand, it gets colour, wait two hours for the paint to dry and stop the clown from putting cheesy honker fingers on it This gives me a very bad idea; fully customizable toy RC mechs. You spend exorbitant amounts on parts, paints, and, of course, ...

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You could say I fundamentally disagree that adding the exact same minor things that every other map has somehow makes the map more interesting Makin me imagine a procedurally generated station that’s just pieces of metastatin rearranged in various configurations so medbay is on top and robotics is ...

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I love it https://puu.sh/C3hNR/3854e80e96.png Oh dang, I just realized, what if we made it possible to somehow rig up the paystands to send signaller signals when a payment is made? Then you wouldn't even need to babysit the tollbooth to commit highway robbery, you could just pull that shit automag...

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bman wrote:

Hello there, flesh pile! My name is Parabolic Aluminium Reflector Medium Three Contact!

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Qustinnus wrote:unironically though, calling them names like "Hey flashbulb" and shit probably works.

Frankly ANYTHING will work as long as the words around it imply that it is actually an insult/slur.

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I've started to see cargo ordering obscene amounts of guns every round and giving them to crew with budget cards. It's getting a little out of hand. It's annoying as security as the only thing worse then greytide is armed greytide. Greytide arguably armed better then security. So far this really ju...

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Round start as a Head of Staff (more so when there's no RD) I'm getting harassed by Cargo staff to toss em my Dept Budget Card for the money. I really think this economy system would work better if we had a way to actually spend the large sums of money. I can toss cargo staff 3000 credits for a cra...

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This is beating a horse, but I really want to emphasize that I feel Catpeople simply do not fit in with SS13 in any capacity. Ultimantly they feel akin to someone inserting a lazy concept into the game that refuses to budge. Just to further emphasize this, I want to point out how badly I feel Catpe...

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>No one here realizes that the true patrician PC gamer uses a third-hand AMD Radeon HD to enjoy his video games in glorious 640x480 15FPS
Sad if true.

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>Be the scum of the earth. >A lizardman, an assistant, and worst of all, a guitarist. >With my job paying peanuts, I need a different way to make credits, so I grab some nearby paper and write "Playing Music for Credits" on it. >Then I start wandering the station, busking for bucks. >It go...

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Timbrewolf wrote:>Chucklefuck involved

HHHHEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Don't worry, they're just publishing, so the game should only be missing one or two major promised features at launch as opposed to literally every promised feature, major or minor.

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We lost retrofuture with the particle accelerator's change and addition of tablet computers that no-one uses or merged with PDAs . We're just modern future now. I can't remember if I recognised either heater as a heater without having to examine it. Tbh it was never super retro really. Yeah, if you...

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Lumbermancer wrote:Consoles too. Medical consoles were blue, the color of med bay, now they are fucking green for some reason. It's the color of hydroponics. What's up with that? No one knows.

Don't forget the highest quality change of the Great Leap 3/4thsward

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Well, I guess it's time to shit up the thread with half a dozen mildly useful things instead of my usual incredibly overcomplicated totally useless thing. NTX1 Electronic Notepad Essentially a fancy form of paper, able to write down many notes and save them into multiple digital files, complete with...

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It doesn't help that it's an open invitation for kitchen invaders if there isn't slop smeared over the front counter at any given moment. Yeah seriously fuck when this happens. I dare spend any time at all actually trying to prepare some fancier fare and suddenly you get anyone from some asshat ass...

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Wow, I didn't think ASCII graphics were possible with a non-monospaced font.

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CitrusGender wrote:saturday is coming closer

I hope y'all got a date.

Nah, I'm just going to try and see if I can find a steady supply of alcohol and speedrun dying of liver failure while sitting alone in a corner.

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Shezza wrote:If its already possible for curator to do then why /noone/ actually does it?

Because fucking no one wants to sit on the sidelines and report on shit happening instead of being involved in shit happening.

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If a shuttle has no engines it can't move, so you can sabotage the escape shuttle by blowing off the engines, thus ensuring the round may never end.

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Yeah, if we want to go the "fuck off to strange new lands and explore shit" route we might as well just have multiple mining maps and not have to load an extra Z-level.

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Remove cat girls.
Replace with squid girls.

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Well, you CAN sell human leather if you do some hacking, can't see why you couldn't sell the precursor materials and byproducts of that trade.

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or just straight up nuke techwebs, drop all pretenses, and just stick stuff behind a flat time gate.

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The Clowns Pocket wrote:If it enables respawns then its kinda terrible

Butter that ass hole for IC in OOC

Couldn't you say the same for literally any other method of bringing a dead player back into the round?

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Yeah, let's steal that shit!
Loot and plunder!

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Davidchan wrote:The obvious solution is make into a true weeb prison with all the ninja's favorite catgirl and tentacle comics. I'm sorry. *Animu's*

They're Mangoes you uncultured gaijin!

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Bluespace wrote: yet another reason we should make power cells start charged

Nah it's balanced because you have to research an otherwise worthless node to get it.

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Lathed modular computer batteries start fully charged unlike lathed regular power cells, and they can be used in basically every situation a power cell can.

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Screemonster wrote:add garden claws for traitor botanists

Only if they also work as cultivators.

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Bring back gangs as a side antag, and give them an objective to keep some portion of the crew alive and not gangsters because the gang needs non-gangsters so they have marks to threaten in protection rackets and sell space drugs and bootleg DVDs to, along with other objectives to carry out various n...

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No, this is the good idea thread now.

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People acting indignant and outraged that the free game server was down for 2 hours out of the year is super depressing It's not THAT it went down, it's WHY it went down. Server going down because there is an actual problem: understandable Server going down because headmins want to be unfunny shitt...

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Because if you are killing yourself it is pretty clear you have no interest playing the round as that character, seeing as how you went and instakilled them for, at best, an amusing line of text.

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Because a passkey isn't remotely a way to identify an individual. It's a basically just the password for certain airlocks, so multiple people can have the same passkey because their IDs have the same access. Of course, their user ID just being their name is dead simple, it is just supposed to be a u...

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Hey guys here I am with another complicated mess with little practical value but some interesting theoretical value. Basically, I've built a very rough approximation of some kind of modular mainframe computer using NTNet and some smoke and mirrors. Say hello to the Peripheral Expansion Card Operatin...

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DemonFiren wrote:[youtube]b-NQMuw7M_o[/youtube]
2:37 shows us that we now have no excuse not to make hand labellers accept toner cartridges.

Obviously the toner cartridges don't fit into the hand labeler.
Duh.

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Plasma is so 2550, it's all about Bluespace now.

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I'd say a major issue is probably end user usability. Most things in this game have some type of actual UI, whether TGUI, NanoUI, or even just raw HTML. But circuits have to rely on a combination of a raw list of inputs and outputting to the usually already quite busy text log. However, I'm not sure...

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Now that I think about it, we could probably replace the door remotes with IC based versions with little loss in functionality or usability.

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Honestly, there probably isn't much you CAN replace with an IC based version without it being inferior in functionality and harder to use. Shame, I do like the idea of having there be round-start things that are IC based.

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