/tg/Station 13

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wiznerds have a 1 in 10 chance of throwing an actual explosive magical moab every time they pull off their ei nath thing

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there's a rare chance that when eating a banana a part of your body becomes bananium

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when becoming the mini ash drake using that one item i can't be bothered to remember there's a 5% chance you'll be ghosted as the mini ash drake goes feral

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you can't see what's not in front of you

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whenever you are struck in the head there's a 10-15% chance you'll get amnesia and forget everything said and done in the past 2-4 minutes

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vr mini station
complete with all the disasters that can happen on the ordinary station

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most ayylien races speak broken english and will revert to their native languages if a sentence is deemed too complex

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>be me >ai >spending all my time saving the failing SM as lings keep breaking shit >EXPLOSION >scientist is trying to kill/steal me >borg drags me off to gateway >gateway is ok nobody tries to kill me >time passes, asher kills people in the hallways on stims and I cant really stop him >I finally fu...

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fund and code it
now

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redo the chrono legionarres gun instead of erasing them from the timeline the first time it sends them backwards to about 4-6 minutes ago and gives them a chance to do things differently when they encounter the legionarre again(the entire server pop isn't warped back that'd be dumb, instead it just ...

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merge all 3 servers into one server, and have 3 separate stations for people to play on
sybil v bagil when

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add in alzheimer's disease as a trait
ingame the trait consistently deletes things said ingame on your screen, makes you forget antag objectives and removes/randomizes faces/makes objects look different

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getting high while drunk not only makes you sober, but faster and stronger

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DemonFiren wrote:even your shitty ideas posts are awful
how do you manage that

ah yes it wouldn't be a me post if you didn't snark on it

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remove the HoP replace him with a minature ai that processes ids like this ahem •Greytide McShithead inserts id into a wall mounted terminal, types in what access he wants(i.e. AA) •request is processed by ai •McShithead either gets accepted or denied •M̶c̶S̶h̶i̶t̶h̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶k̶i̶l̶l̶s̶ ̶a̶i̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ...

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Saegrimr wrote:They're noisy and flat, like zero depth. Looks like some 2005 era guild emblem you see next to someone's name in a low level area that's just him and his buddies.

i'm not that good at spriting you know
if you wanna improve them fine by me i honestly consider them nothing more than templates

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did 2 more

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FrozenGuy5 wrote:do some more

k later

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>malf ai >gotta assasinate a greyshit >"should be easy" >round goes along, hacking apcs and gaining speshul abilities >me and borgo find out where our target is >he's dead in the mourge >uh oh >cap found out, goes crazy >decide to comply since the greyshit was gone and i didn't have enough...

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Saegrimr wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:What are they

i suppose whatever you want them to be if you don't like them being either artifacts or organs

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tell me what you think

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Remove the captain. Replace him with a 3-7 man council/board of Executives. Each of these executives is given a round start objective to complete, which can vary wildly from mine X units of Y ore, power the station with solars, build Z number of borgs, kill specific person or maintain station integ...

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new gas: radrogen extremely radioactive gas that only acts deadly in contact with extreme cold(i.e. space, freon etc.) combine this in a canister with freon, stick said canister on a flamethrower and wear a rad suit then you get to fling superheated radioactive death at anything in sight and then ge...

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Qbopper wrote:how do i unread a post

block it out with something much worse

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Screemonster wrote:*gay shit*

lines were crossed

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Wardens can play Five Nights at Freddys using the cameras. If a camera is down at a location, be sure to alert the rest of sec (it'll be labeled as "Destroyed") as there's a gaurantee that there's some shit going down there Five Nights at Freddys i don't mean to sound like a complete tool...

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Xango wrote:>Get HOPling using my secret exploit of the occupation system

Xango wrote:secret exploit of the occupation system

Xango wrote:secret exploit

OwO what's this

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Slignerd wrote:Give AI nightvision

the traitor ai can get a surveillance upgrade that allows this, unless you're talking basic assimov ai

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Re-add and refactor malfunction mode. Malfunction will now play similar to Blob with one player chosen to play as a computer virus and a select few players (scaling with population) chosen to be synths that have replaced a few of the crew members to assist the virus with its takeover. The synths ha...

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on the subject of continuous rounds without restarts, you could just have the crew fly in to the station via another shuttle after mulling around on the nt station so that there'd be no restarts and that anyone playing would have something to do other than salt up ooc and get it globally muted it pr...

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if a phazon is destroyed it's core has a small chance of melting down, creating a blast about a third larger than a maxcap and leaves radiation scattered all over the surrounding area

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here's another one from yesterday >latejoin >spawn as syndie comms agent >mull around for a bit >get bored >pray for something else to do >cedar's online >informed of a machine that i can use to mess with the crew >find it, can't figure out how to turn it on >suddenly asked if i can handle responsib...

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clown shoes have a 20/80 chance to turn whoever wears them into a clown killer tomatoes can evolve into sentient killer plants a la little shop of horrors wiznerd's fireball can melt certain objects/walls/floors on impact holoparasites/guardian spirits have a 1 in 10 chance of spawning with a jojo s...

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using an emag on any of the ------sky's has a 50/50 chance of blowing up the potato that powers them

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Denton wrote:You know how you can deliver wrapped packages with the destination tagger? You can deliver wrapped lockers and chests. With people inside.

Urist McOblivious says "wtf why am i dead in a locker who did this reeeee"

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Anonmare wrote:Book stacking mech for the Curator when?

no, it needs a whip aswell

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"Decontamination" exosuit design. A mech for the janitor! Why not? A quick, purple, stompy monstrosity loaded with the latest in cleaning tools! Its feet are also scrubbers! No mess can stand up to your MIGHTY STOMP! Equipment options could include: - A water/cleaning foam/drying agent sp...

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Objective 1: Assassinate Diggy Never-Returns-To-the-Station, Shaft Miner *has bullshit armor and an animated mace, ready to either teleport away to fuck all so you can never kill him or transform into a drake and straight up kill you* and even if he hasn't killed any megafauna or found anything int...

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ah yes here's one i remember >botanist, a jobi never asked for >roll tator >ok dunno what to do since it's my first time >another botanist is with me >we do stuff for a little bit >he goes into backroom >has a screwdriver >why does he need a screwdriver >suddenly he stabs himself >over and over >he...

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ah yes here's one i remember >botanist, a jobi never asked for >roll tator >ok dunno what to do since it's my first time >another botanist is with me >we do stuff for a little bit >he goes into backroom >has a screwdriver >why does he need a screwdriver >suddenly he stabs himself >over and over >he ...

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factoryman942 wrote: >in transit to station
>guy in mech accidentally shoots cayenne
>cayenne explodes, leaving just one op and assault borg alive on shuttle, and one that presumably got flushed into space but got to the station anyway

factoryman942 wrote: accidentally

how do you accidentally shoot something here
how

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Denton wrote:Getting high lets you speak Beachbum. Who needs a Codespeak manual when you can just smoke weed instead?

radical, dude

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well this isn't exactly one of the threads i expected to have new posts on

but ok carry on

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If you're stealthminned and use dsay it generates a random admins name, but in a joke/ass way. DicknakFUCK MrDrunkenOne Soggymare Assops PeopleareFURRY etc. very amazing and i spent like 30 minutes getting as many different names as I could. make a seperate thread and give us more names there pleas...

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Anonmare wrote:Target the head to knock someone's cap off

wrong thread

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most people know that you can pry out a bomb payload and slap a c4 on it to get a highly mobile bomb with a shorter countdown and the same explosion radius, but i have also found out that you can detonate a clown bomb payload the same way and it still spawns the clowns. however, they spawn hostile ...

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make it play a noise andhave it be colored chrome

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Ghost bustas event. Randomly anomaly event that creates a cult-like crystal at a random point on the station, allowing ghosts to manifest as shades of their former selves in a small area around the crystal, letting the smash shit and kill anyone that gets in range. As time goes on, crystal corrupts...

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i got one >drone >wandering around >hear over radio someone emagged orion trail >wanna see what it's like >get there, quite a few organics there so i wait my turn >they go away, i start new game >a guy named Iggy Miller messes with the model ship >it explodes >most of departures is gone and only 1 p...

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Screemonster wrote:[youtube]n4PR9NZlAB4[/youtube]

add this fucking thing as a side-antag

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