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scamoppi

yeah exactly!

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last saturday i got to the main menu but then i realized that i didn't feel like playing fucked up. gonna get yourself kicked out of the club talking like that im a professional burglar, they can't keep me out I thought you were a pirate i was a pirate my new gimmick is being a very trustworthy ind...

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MrStonedOne wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:18 pm
scamoppi wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 6:38 pm last saturday i got to the main menu but then i realized that i didn't feel like playing
fucked up. gonna get yourself kicked out of the club talking like that

im a professional burglar, they can't keep me out

scamoppi

it's because we're as the player's the club

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last saturday i got to the main menu but then i realized that i didn't feel like playing

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Well, I always knew this was coming. I’d like to publicly apologize to the community. My part in this, no matter how small, was absolutely despicable, and I cannot exaggerate enough how sorry I am. I don’t know how I justified it to myself and I can only hope that in a few years once I’ve gotten vo...

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the admins really messed up this time around and the only way to stick it to them is to send me fifty dollars
i'll invest it and we'll both walk away with 16 dollars

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you'd think they would've learned by now

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=80085

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ye might get keelhauled for shitpostin' in a policy thread
there be less patrols on player's club waters

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yarr i fucked up me internship already so that’s 10 extra weeks of having a way too long commute and also i forgot to anchor me ship :(

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this peace is what all tue warriors strive for
i like it when the most of the threads aren’t “this dude FUCKING SUCKS” threads

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fucked up players clubber has INFINITELY RECURSING NUT
overflows the stack, killing us all

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i've never seen deathnote but what if there was a book like that and you just write somebody's ckey in there and then they get permabanned from tg

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what nut?

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would gluptuppus wepple be allowed under current slime naming policy?

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kawoppi most likely to be plundering trade routes I nominate Kawoppi as most likely to be finding buried treasure and catching a prize galleon somewhere windward of St. Kitt's and Nassau. [...] Perhaps the realest nomination I've ready so far in the thread, Kawoppi is on their crow's nest with spyg...

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i have wake up at 4 for a few months
it’s less bad when you get used to it
at least the trains have a lot of empty seats when it’s still this early

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i nominate TheFinalPotato as most likely to shorten a word ending in s to just s

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i drop mine pretty often but the screenprotector and thick case are holding steady
i think my i broke the screenprotector only like once and i just had to peel it off and stick on a new one and then it was fixed

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OH SHIT I FORGOT TO VOTE

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who would win?
jonathan t. gupta
or gupcat?

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2001 players club topics...
only 300 more to go

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One time I went to cargo and asked one of the miners to print a kitchen knife for me. I told him the cook lost their knife and that they had asked me to get them a new one. The miner pulled me into a quiet room in maintenance and told me that you can also use the plastic knives from the service prin...

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even after playing for a while i'm still kinda bad at clicking on people not sure how much of that is because of my DCD and how much of it is due to me just being bad at it but i've found a few ways to use my jani gear to get an advantage although dying like a chump isn't all that bad because it fit...

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Im here to bump this thread once more, to tell you I AM THE KING OF FORUM POSTING! NOT PLAYERS CLUB! I AM ON POST APPROVAL FOR CODING BECAUSE MY SHITPOSTING KNOWS NO BOUNDS! THE HEADMIN ELECTION? I WAS TAKEN OUT FOR FEAR OF ME WINNING! JONATHAN GUPTA HAS LOST THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN (approval-free ac...

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kinnebian wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:21 am we have reached 5000 posts in the ban appeals subforum
any highlights?
celebrations planned?
did anyone bring food

if it weren't for the forum seneschals i'd have hired mercenaries to ambush thine horse and wagon on the way to the feast

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[...] sorry those are all my threads actually ye sit upon a false throne i am the true heir YE CANT DO THIS TO ME watch thine back motherfucker this is NOT the last ye've heard of me [...] I'm okay with 2 duchies but that's just way too many counties. I'm joining a dissolution faction right now. pl...

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'tis i, kawoppeth III duke of holy shit its a cat duke of How do you change your forum username? count of Re: Election for king of the players club count of Re: Insidious Cum Posting Peanut count of Re: the counting to 100 thread count of Re: the counting to 100 thread count of Re: the counting to 1...

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i keep Ian in me bag or hands whenever i leave me office because there have been scallywags who'd wordlessly kill him and run if given the slightest opportunity even before he be an objective
can't even take me dog for a proper walk

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what's the point of buryin' treasure?
it feels inconvenient and i keep forgetting where i left me gold
yarr there might be forgotten treasure buried somewhere around here
i brought shovels for all of ye, start digging everyone!

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ahoy mateys! i just got back from the pirate dentist and me gums are bleedin' there i got some advice worth even more than a chest of spanish silver, but i'll share 'em with ya from one pirate to another when the red light blinks on ye motorized teethbrusher it don't mean low battery it means ye bee...

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dendydoom wrote: ↑Fri Jan 26, 2024 12:03 pm this whole thread needs a bidet.

bleeding is by far the easiest part to handle. the worst part is uncontrollably crying at 3am because you accidentally remembered the first fallen leaves of autumn. and also transforming into a werewolf.

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I knew I shoulda left you landlubbers at the docks! YE WONT GET ME TREASURE MAP WITHOUT A FIGHT https://archive.org/download/piratemusic_17181122/fight.gif yarg! yarg sharg darg! engarg! https://i.pinimg.com/originals/49/1f/8c/491f8c735cfe482b5ce2552380990eea.gif YAAAARGH ME LEG!! FINE, good luck f...

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had to stop me helmsman from drillin' a hole through the hull to create an "improvised bidet"
he means well but he just doesn't get it sometimes
once we get this treasure then the whole crew will poop like royalty, but until then we will just have to make due

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what do ye know? not even buried treasure stays hidden forever. we will find out eventually...

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YARR can we get an interpreter on deck? ye accent is thicker than the keel of me ship! An' what see ye nae bein' able ta speak ye olde Pirate Speake? If ya ken, I'd be half'n inclined ta say yer nae true pirate if'n ya can't speak'n the olde Speake. [cool pirate pic] I be a TRUE pirate! Me left ear...

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DrAmazing343 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 21, 2024 8:59 pm AVAST YE SCURVY DAWGS, FER WE’VE A GOOD HEADING FER
BLOODY PAGE NIIIIIINE

THAR SHE BLOWS!!!

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kinnebian wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 6:25 pm
CaptainKawoppi wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 10:43 pm i've buried me secret treasure chest filled with guptanium bars and guptite gems on an island somewhere and you'll NEVER find it!!
guearg wharg iarg arg

sincerelarg
kinnebiarg

well even if you be on the island, you'll never know where to dig!! not without me treasure map

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YARR can we get an interpreter on deck? ye accent is thicker than the keel of me ship!

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i've buried me secret treasure chest filled with guptanium bars and guptite gems on an island somewhere and you'll NEVER find it!!

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Timonk wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2024 11:10 pm
kawoppi wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2024 11:09 pm
Timonk wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2024 11:03 pm What the fuck is the evil subforum
yarrr they might send ya to the poop deck if ye ask too many dangerous questions...
I pooped on your deck

YOU'LL BE SLEEPING WITH THE FISHIES SOON

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Timonk wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2024 11:03 pm What the fuck is the evil subforum

yarrr they might send ya to the poop deck if ye ask too many dangerous questions...

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MOTH PLUSH MOTH PLUSH MOTH PLUSH or alternatively they should make the ingame shark plushie a real thing OMG, THEY MADE THE INGAME SS13 SHARK PLUSHIE A REAL THING. UNBELIEVABLE!! https://tgstation13.download/dip/discordimageproxy.php/attachments/1132048210098135070/1197232762009178112/product-image...

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*climbs the mast and looks through spyglass*

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MOTH PLUSH MOTH PLUSH MOTH PLUSH
or alternatively they should make the ingame shark plushie a real thing

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why do you have two judges, why not one or three?

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