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bananium being edible and better than so much of the food, combined with the fact that mining can be afk'd overnight, kind of makes it the best way to trivialize the food system imo not that it really needs a nerf but unless its top tier stuff it doesnt feel worth fucking with botany seeds and mult...

except for the very rare exception where some super-ultra-mega-turbo-autist would memorize every single possible projectile path and pattern (Mekhi Anderson) and could snipe you around blind corners. Harm batonning was stunhit -> turn off baton -> hit x3 -> turn on baton -> repeat and would take li...

Malkraz wrote:duhh delete the hut WHY IS GENERAL CHAT THE HUT

listen poop man i didnt delete the hut now die

BeeSting12 wrote:I was 12 when I made my steam account and I wanted a new username. For whatever reason Bee came into my head, and then I associated Sting with that. Bee Sting 12 (my age). I've kept it since.

wrong, you're actually twelve bees that sting the keys on the keyboard to type things

this thread is good and you should post memorable quotes in it

Yes, you. I am talking to you. Post your memorable quotes in this thread now.

Fuck jannies. Fuck n*****s. Fuck t******s. Fuck w****s. Fuck b****s. Fuck b****s. Fuck f*****s. Fuck a****s. Fuck B*M. Fuck c**s. But most importantly. Fuck y*u. Edit: Fuck h******s. Fuck h***s. Fuck d*****d j*****s. Edit 2: Fuck a*****s. Fuck people with m****l d*******s. Edit 3: Fuck T*****k G*d ...

cacogen wrote:the portable generator uses power to create even more power and not uranium or plasma

seems deliberate seeing as it's in the renewable energy section

wesoda25 wrote:Why would you think this is a good idea?

gee idk why dont u read his post

anyways i think this would be lame because youre just giving the hos more shit when he already has mountains of it

If you do this then also give all assistants guns, I have no good reason for it but I think it would be funny

Pretty sure this is a config option so this board is appropriate actually

just take a hiatus until youre not burned out

have you ever been in love before? Yeah, shit sucked. That shit never works. Fuck you and fuck your mural and fuck love and MOST IMPORTANTLY fuck jannies. you offering? ;) https://files.catbox.moe/kr1fkr.jpg the duality of man you have caught me blatantly abusing my forum mod powers and for that yo...

Huebone wrote:
Space Panda wrote:have you ever been in love before?

Yeah, shit sucked. That shit never works. Fuck you and fuck your mural and fuck love and MOST IMPORTANTLY

fuck jannies.

you offering?

Terrible. Disguising should be good, the hard part of it should be playing your role well and hiding any evidence that you're not who you claim. Part of the main draw of /tg/ over other servers is that, in a pinch, you can do any job without any code restrictions or admins breathing down your neck. ...

TF2 Classic is SO FUCKING GOOD HOLY SHIT
https://tf2classic.com/

Am I doing something wrong or is there no stat that determines a minimum hit damage for validhunting? I keep hitting for 1s with a max around 16

mining pheromones alone provide better interdepartmental synergy than the actual game

as with the real game, it is 1000x easier to just greytide to steal items from places than to buy them
do you at some point unlock the ability to do multiple jobs at once

Reed Glover being in Botany and not Chemistry kinda has me fucked up

I can't lie. That space panda is mad cute.

Omni wrote:

Lesson learned: NEVER hold out a steal objective item on the shuttle until the text is already green. Having it thrown from your hands when the shuttle docks is more common than you would think.

Shadowflame909 wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:
bobbahbrown wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:god damn you got owned harder than joe

hello pkp,

Joe who?

Sincerely,
bobbah 'bee' brown

hello idiot,

Joe mama.

You got fucking owned,
PK "Pickle King" Penguin

More like Poop Kisser Penguin

hahaha roasted

big talk for someone named ShitsAflame909

bobbahbrown wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:god damn you got owned harder than joe

hello pkp,

Joe who?

Sincerely,
bobbah 'bee' brown

hello idiot,

Joe mama.

You got fucking owned,
PK "Pickle King" Penguin

god damn you got owned harder than joe

I had some art commissioned for the occasion, I hope you enjoy it it costed $400

On the opposite end there are some people who randomname but it's unclear why, because they clearly enjoy being able to recognize people from previous rounds. Met this fella who had a static appearance but changed his name between shifts and it was always a bit odd when he'd wave to me like I was su...

I do feel a little bad when someone goes braindead in the middle of a fight but it's not like clicking the X on your game window should make you invulnerable

wait is this real

peanut is le funny word! haha cashews am i right gamers?

there was a server called poostation one time that i tried because lol, it was literally just /tg/ code but you could poop. it had like three people and one tried to ERP with me so i parapenned them and threw them off of my escape pod

i am quite curious about the furry community and the furry lifestyle. so i would like to ask the people here that identify as furries what separates a furry person from a non-furry. the gap between identifying with animals and being a furry is that furries are morally obligated to be obnoxious abou...

Lasers and tasers were slow and dodgeable by robust players. Stuns like from a baton were not, and forced players to be paralyzed. Harm batoning would be able to potentially kill a player, but would also consume the baton's entire charge. This is why people would joke about Janitors or Clowns killi...

Stickymayhem wrote:the secret is that the system works best with two headmins so we deliberately elect an afk headmin to give the illusion of democracy

the secret is that we're all a sock puppet for the ascii overlord

or maybe people should be less of a cunt to the headadmins. where's my graph. I considered this, but it doesn't quite explain why the obligatory no-show headmin manages to burn out permanently as well. the headmin/host pick in my experience has been somewhat of a meme, particularly because they don...

CitrusGender wrote:

only one itt so far to make me cringe irl

was gonna dump his bans and notes records here for you but there's too much and i don't feel like stitching together many screenshots lol
24 notes and 13 bans on record with 518 hours played

i have a note from MSO that says "absolutely no fun" from before i was an admin and to this day i do not know what it was about

Also note that the headmins from election 5 have data starting mid-way through their term, because that is when the data available in Scrubby's databases starts. tfw burned out right as we got precise by-the-hour playtime tracking so all i have is a ballpark estimate of 2k hours instead of an actua...

Jack7D1 wrote:We need more 4chan jannies. That's where some of the greats came from.

From Silicon Policy: Server Rule 1: "Don't be a dick out of character" applies for law interpretation. Act in good faith to not ruin a round for other players unprompted. Doesn't apply here, this would apply to something like interpreting a law that says "Do what is best for the crew...

Put tetris into it so SS13 can be the objectively GOAT video game

we should take all the RPers, put em in a room and gas it. That way we don't need to care anymore and then we can shoot people who complain about it. Eh, pretty obvs someone gonna shard TG code off to some haywire RP approach now, wish they'd get on with it and leave us normies with our spacemans a...

Okay I'm gonna be brutally honest, while that sounds like it might be fun for a while it sounds lame as shit compared to actually running a hunger games event in the actual game which is what I thought this thread would be Well, doing a hunger games in the server would be fun, yes, but it would req...

saprasam wrote:LISTEN I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME, THE HEADMINS ARE FOR

headmins are for _______

I legit don't understand why they were ever okay to use as nonantag and it feels like the only reason they were ruled that way was because kor was design lead and I think headmin when they were added kor wanted to add a traitor item without having to go through the uplink, and figured lavaland was ...

Okay I'm gonna be brutally honest, while that sounds like it might be fun for a while it sounds lame as shit compared to actually running a hunger games event in the actual game which is what I thought this thread would be

Cobby wrote:bar rp and court rp are the two most thrown around rp scenarios yet tend to be the most boring.

very true but they're buzzwords now so they have more impact than "actually speak to your coworkers RP"

I'd appreciate it if you both deleted the forum and the discord for tgstation. It would put me at great peace of mind. Thanks. Little known fact is that you can do this yourself with very little trouble. On your computer navigate to C:\Windows\System32\drivers\etc\ Edit the file named "hosts&q...

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Worth noting HG is still around and pops in from time to time. Would not be hard to flag him down.

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