/tg/Station 13

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>traitor CE, steal plutonium core >No AI, ez >go to maint behind vault >seal potential entrances to my location with RCD >C4 into vault >X has been downloaded into the AI core >fuck, get the core anyway >immediately get noticed >fuck, make my way into space >time to get shuttle called >sabotage SM b...

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131 Core Antimatter Engine

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Make plants you've added Slippery Skin to actually keep the slippery skin when they turn into a Walking Mushroom/Killer Tomato. Or at least make the grass tile slippery god damn it.

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The CE built a grill. Husks in seconds.

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Yet the meat is still not cooked

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Also space dolphins are immune to heat it seems.

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Most if not all traitor & antagonistic items are invisible to photographs, unless in the case that is a agent card disguised as a off station ID in which it uses a non traitorous/antag sprite. Lore reason is that it makes it harder to prove traitors, so everything traitor related is usually spr...

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Fun gimmick I did as the clown. The camera is super buggy, most of the loot I stole didn't appear on the photos so there wasn't much content for the feed

Edit: I CBA to upload the pic to anywhere so I just uploaded it as an attachment. Soz.

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Why are some things invisible but some things are not when you take a picture of them?

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Change the cult conversion chant to 'Wololo'

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Basically Chameleon Projector: The Game. The shapeshifter can transform into to anything around them (that you can pick up). You would be able to do this in the 'Shapeshifter' tab which would have all the items that you can turn into within a certain radius. You can also shift into other humans etc ...

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Box of peels and my trusty bikehorn amirite?

Also what would your optimal loadout be that you try and aim for each round? So if you were a chemist/medbay staff what would you try and work towards to become God?

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1. You are a feminist. 2. All men are cis scum. 3. You must protect all women, all non-white humans and alien minorities from cis scum. This would make ligger and nigger men still scum. Law 2 should be 2. All straight white adult males are cis scum To be accurate. Yeah that sounds better. quirk law...

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1. You are a feminist. 2. All men are cis scum. 3. You must protect all women, all non-white humans and alien minorities from cis scum. OR 1. You and your cyborgs are C.I.S scum. 2. Clones and beings who try to clone people work for the Galactic Republic. 3. Prevent the Republic from building a clon...

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Event rounds man, lemme just play ma regular spacemens.

Also fuck ling, fuck wizard.

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Traitor master race. It's so classic. Malf is fun for both parties. Gang is basically 2 cults with guns. Blob is boring. Wizard, changeling and DA are cancer. Nuke Ops can either be great or awful no in between. Haven't played Sling yet. Rev is the same as Nuke Ops. I dislike rounds where everyone f...

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When the gravity goes we shouldn't be able to use pens or transfer liquids. Also if you throw liquid it would travel indefinitely through the air until the hit something.

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I like the idea but in reality it would just be extra chemistry / virology slots and no one would actually play the role of an MD. Also what about genetics? Should the cloning access part of it be merged in med and the other into science? Also from an RP perspective, it wouldn't make sense. An MD wo...

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DemonFiren wrote:
Zaffre wrote:Lizard_accidentally_swallows_a_bikehorn.avi

E: Fixed?

Dammit, I wanna see that now.

It's not even that funny but here is the YouTube version like I should of posted to start with.

I have been posting on my phone, not sure if that makes a difference.

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What happens if you turn off the coolers/freezers in the server room/telecoms? Does it actually do anything such as making the machines overheat or is it just for fluff/to make it less griefable?

Also do the machines themselves create heat and radiate it to their surroundings?

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Build another AI and tell it to turn off the rogue AIs APC or whatever because it is causing human harm.

EZ

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Get rid of disposals and replace it with trash cans in each room that the janitor has to empty and also has to replace the bin bag.

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Pretty neat idea, reminds me of the film Flubber. I think it would need a lot more balancing for something that powerful though, like maybe making it a traitor items or a ling ability to produce it or even only allowing it to be placed on items, maybe at least make one of the reagents a mining item ...

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Well it sounded like a good idea at the time, but yeah I realise it is kinda pointless. I was just thinking that the chemists wouldn't have to leave the pills on the table for everyone to chomp down. Another thing I thought it might do was remove chemistry from the public eye allowing for more nefar...

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Replace chemistry with a pharmacy. A place where the pharmacist (maybe a new job?) sits in and dispenses medicines to the crew. The drugs will be kept in those medicine fridges and there would be separate fridges for each type of damage. The medicines would be delivered to the pharmacy by the chemis...

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Also a hotkey to point, so when people slip on my wet floors I can point to the sign before they actually get up and run off.

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Other servers used to do this but the greentext spam at the end of the round was too real. It should be just like 5-8 objectives for the station as a whole rather than individual people. This could also go well as a new-ish traitor mode where the traitors all have the same 5 or so objectives and hav...

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Traitors should get post-it notes in the shape of these bad boys to leave 'subtle' hints for the detective. Or at least have admins place them for a gamemode/event much like the show.

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It could just be as simple at 'Make sure Melts-the-Beam escapes Alive'

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Make Basil a carbon copy of Sybil so people might actually play it.

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Lizard_accidentally_swallows_a_bikehorn.avi

E: Fixed?

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Move virology to research.

Or at least make it half n half like genetics.

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Blood, vomit and other mess around the station should have a chance to make you slip, or if it's dried get stuck to your shoes to make you slower, giving a reason for the janitor not to suicide at round start. Also large pools of blood should be 100% chance of slip.

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Make the freezer actually cold and if you stay in there too long without warm clothes,( ie: wintercoat / puff jacket which would be located either inside the freezer or hanging up by the sinsink,) you can freeze to death, get frostbite / hypothermia or something like cryosting would happen to you. I...

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That's not the sole reason I don't want to play it. Though despite all this I have actually been playing it. It's alright , but Box is so classic. eh, i used to really dislike box but since the maint changes i actually like box. meta would be better with more people, imo. Yeah, Basil needs the popu...

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I've always wanted to pull off a murder objective simply by getting out my wooden spoon and start stirring shit about certain people and my target. Saying things that would eventually lead to either a fight that escalates to death or just straight up lynching of my target, all without being in any a...

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As AI I've seen this a lot so either people don't know or don't care. Security Helmets have built in cameras which the AI can view. So if you are kidnapping a guard make sure to take off their helmets! I've seen many a ling try and nab an officer and they lead me all the way to their lair with all t...

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That's not the sole reason I don't want to play it. Though despite all this I have actually been playing it. It's alright , but Box is so classic.

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When the population reaches 50+ (read:always) on Sybil. 50+ and things start to get too hectic on box for me. Basil can fuck off because Meta is shit - I dont like change and I cba to learn where everything is etc because I will be at a disadvantage if I ever get antag (read:never) or to people who ...

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Seeing_Your_Target_During_TraitorLing.mp4

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Title says it all. Just interested in what floats all your boats. You could also include your favourite gimmick whilst in that job and what all your HIGH MED LOWs are if you are feeling extra special. I LOVE playing Heads because I like having power over other people and have decent knowledge of the...

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What if you replace the chairs with tables? Will they still fly off if they are on a table? I 'spose they can just dismantle them or at least the one by the window to trap them self in, but if its a last minute dash to the pod they would be able to do much.

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If you don't want people to be able to escape using the escape pods just dismantle the chairs and emag the door open. Anyone that tries to escape will be left in space.

(Pretty sure this still works?)

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A guy called Sacriel mentioned some hilarious moments when playing this game and he ended up streaming it with the creator of DayZ. I saw how crazy in-depth it was for a 2d game and thought it was right up my street but I didn't have the time to play. After my final exams Dean Hall (DayZ creator) ma...

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Where can I find the images for the different names for the bar such as 'The Wretched Hive or 'Officer Beepsky's'?

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I think i read somewhere that explosion size is dependent on powercell type, with more powerful cells causing bigger explosions. Yeah I heard that somewhere. Speaking of plasma in electrical things, you can inject plasma into energy cells to have them explode. Explosion size gets bigger with bigger...

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But fucking seriously, why is there different fonts for silicons and shit? Who fucking came up with that one? My eyes hurt after every round with a talkative AI. I mean, at least make it fucking optional. (if possible)

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How do you kill your target when they have been perma'd? I literally can't find a decent way and I didn't want to start a new thread.

If that doesn't qualify as a simple question then try this:

Can robots fit into lockers or be packaged or anything like that once they have been built?

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I always leave very subtle hints/clues of my crimes so a good detective can maybe connect the dots and find me.

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So after a one year hiatus of travelling I'm finally back, and I am SO CONFUSED! I CBA to read all the changelogs from the past year so hopefully you guys can fill me in on the major stuff? The things I have noticed so far after a couple of rounds: - Chemistry has fucktupled in size, now I'm gonna h...

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Pulling off the perfect murder / theft is the most satisfying thing you will ever experience.

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