/tg/Station 13

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Better yet, instead of a drink, there should be a float like the ones used in parades. Just a giant Beepsky that multiple officers can ride through the hallways.

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Grazyn wrote:What's their racial slur?

Fleshlights

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>play cargo tech for a change
>suddenly everyone screaming about ops
>comms go out
>delta alert
>pods are already gone
>find a gun
>blow my brains out right before the nuke detonates
>it was just the harmless beer nuke
>there weren't actually any ops

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>minding my own business >shitter warden approaches me and beats the shit out of me for "greytiding" even though i genuinely haven't done anything >get healed in medbay >leave >warden beats the shit out of me again >nearby officer misunderstands the situation and proceeds to arrest and gul...

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Back when the parapen C4 combo was still a thing I got killed by my coworker like a minute into a double agents round.

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Mediborg lollipops contain omnizine. Gumballs contain bicaridine and kelotane.

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Any of you tried Stories? It's a lot like Pokemon but with MH monsters. Surprisingly fun.

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>observe >it's a Ratvar round >well, time to wait around for a soul vessel or something- BLEB RANDOM EVENT >spawn in maint by the CMO's office on meta >start fighting off the crew >they call the shuttle because "everything is fucked" >everyone trying to fight me either dies or runs away >s...

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Monster Hunter World SOON

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Why do plump helmets give ale and not wine? This ruins my immersion.

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DemonFiren wrote:the sea dragon is in the active lava zone, though

There's dragons in the inactive zone, too.

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Ricotez wrote:it feels like those fucking warpers pop up all over the place now, and I got some distorted messages on my comm console that might be related to that

Have you scanned yourself recently? There's a reason they're doing that.

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People are overreacting. I did some tests with the Reaper by the Aurora. He completely ignored me while I was in Silent Running mode, even when he was bumping into me, and only attacked me after I cancelled it. Seems like they can't actually echolocate. The Cyclops is also pretty tanky. The Reaper o...

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Why not? Make the most of your Cyclops, they'll stop being invulnerable tomorrow.

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If you want to see a Reaper, go hang out by the Aurora. You'll know when you see one.
The teleporting things are fittingly called "Warpers".

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>building a base in the lost river
You're fucked if/when they add this thing.

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The Cyclops is such a pain in the ass to use, Jesus Christ. I thought that this thing would be really comfy, but I just keep smashing into everything.
I'm glad I'm not playing on Experimental, I probably would've already wrecked mine on the way to the

Spoiler:

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Lumbermancer wrote:Can you eat raw fish? I don't think I tried it.

You can, but it'll dehydrate you a little bit.

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You don't need anything more than a knife to survive while you wait for the Sunbeam, really. You can use the local flora for food and water.

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Bought this game during the sale and it was so worth it.
The PRAWN suit is so fucking amazing. You all need to try it if you haven't already.

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>you're a traitor, kill this pleb and escape alive
>oh shit it's probably DA
>fuck this, I'm gonna C4 a bomb payload and take the brig with me
>leave my PDA in the dorms for someone else to take
>C4 detonates
>die instantly
>bomb payload remains completely intact

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"Carp-mancer" is one of my personal favorites.
It's very strong, but you have to be EXTREMELY careful not to die in carp form before you can turn back, as you only have around 40 health.

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Afterbirth+ made the game even worse, 2017 has only just begun and we've already got a strong contender for the biggest disappointment of the year. It actually permanently punishes you for resetting too much. At least Apollyon is pretty cool. It does? How? Too much resetting unlocks the half soul h...

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Afterbirth+ made the game even worse, 2017 has only just begun and we've already got a strong contender for the biggest disappointment of the year. It actually permanently punishes you for resetting too much.
At least Apollyon is pretty cool.

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The alt floors, bosses, and music in Antibirth are absolutely incredible. Downpour is miles better than Flooded Caves.

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A new Bubblegum drop: the Orb of Blood. When used, it will spawn you as an antagonist on the other server's (Basil if you use it in Sybil, Sybil if you use it in Basil) station, equipped with all the gear you had when you used the orb. Your sprite will be colored red, simple mobs will not attack you...

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firecage wrote:Soo.....When can we get the second stone back?

Camp the shuttle and kill the other chef when he arrives.

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Let's not forget that Xenobio can spawn Magicarp with bolts of change, sentience them, and have them turn people into drakes.

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Runtime's alternate sprite is literally an Espeon from Pokémon.

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Lesser Summon Guns is a Madoka reference

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DrPillzRedux wrote:I thought the title was ride the ligger...

Ostation has completely and utterly broken you.
I recommend therapy.

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D&B wrote:Mice that chew wires have a low chance of becoming hostile electric mice that stun with each attack.

Only if you can capture them and pit them against other mobs.

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Carrying a box of hugs gives you full immunity to chasms and mediborg chems.

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Flesh Meteor Disintegrate + Repulse Works like Disintegrate, but the victim is thrown back, destroying objects and dealing heavy damage to any mob in their path. After 5 seconds, they are gibbed. Imbue Fire Fireball + Charge Enchants the object in the caster's active hand with fire magic. Melee att...

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Sybil is the new Basil

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I just want a Fall From Heaven 3.

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Plasma cutters should do extra damage to Necromorphs Follicles.

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For the love of all that is decent stop using the communications console to announce shitty memes I am legitimately hoping for bluespace artillery to strike us all dead for wasting company time and resources when it happens. In fact, stop meming in character in general there is no plausible way som...

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It only destroyed a bit of the brig. Not as much as I would have liked.

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>Assistant >Traitor >Whatever, I'm just gonna go emag into the brig and suicide bomb it >Enter dorm room and bolt it >Spawn a syndicate bomb >Pry out the payload >Suddenly, I hear an explosion >Oh shit >The lights go out >OH SHIT >Die instantly as the explosion from another bomb detonates my own bom...

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Syndicate Monkey Assault Sealed Hibernation unit. 10tc item when purchased, a large black box appears in users hand. Similar in size and shape to interals box. A SMASH unit is activated by using it in your hands, starting a 15 second timer where the box starts shaking, screaming monkeys can be hear...

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A new plant for botanists to grow: the clover. Each time you harvest it, there is a small chance to obtain a four-leaf clover, which contains the Liquid Luck reagent. When ingested, Liquid Luck will drastically increase your chances of getting knockdowns/stuns with melee attacks and winning the jack...

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Should protect his account better.

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D&B wrote:When are we removing goliath plate armor reinforcement?

It's literally F R E E armor

Let's get rid of kinetic accelerators while we're at it. They're guns with literally infinite ammo, it's bullshit.
Melee megafauna with a survival knife or bust.

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I can understand getting rid of lizards, but why plasmamen and flies too?

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oranges wrote:because most of them just shit up the pda and make it hard to find the use3ful ones

There's a search bar.

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>Liking cold pizza
You're all barbarians.

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Eaglendia wrote:Is it me or is this game really easy

Low rank, for the most part, is easy, but deviant monsters are terrifying.
You can fight them as early as HR2 and they hit REALLY fucking hard.

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*teleports behind you* *unsheathes katana* *decapitates you* pshhht.. nothin personnel.. kid... For what's supposed to be a mere side antag, these guys are really fucking stupid. They have a brute 40 weapon that they can summon at any time and also use as an emag for whatever reason, a ridiculously ...

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