/tg/Station 13

Long story. One time I got deathlasered for hacking her office door and asking her a question. Admins told me it was an IC issue, and she didn't do anything wrong by hiding my body in the captain's shower. I wish that was true. There's nothing like swirlying corpses in the captain's personal shitte...

Penned by The Knightly Security Officer Once upon a time there was a shitler. Her name was Captain Chloe Woods. Captain Chloe Woods wasn't a good Captain. She was a shitler. She was the type of captain who did the job to feel superior, feel popular and control other people. She would murder people ...

http://www.mediafire.com/view/y7c44kf3t7neyux/log_2014-07-12_(7_45_pm).htm Here's the link to the probably too-big Log file wherein Sausage was not killed, or gibbed, or anything. Here's also the link, to the log file, wherein Sausage uses emotes as though it were say! Richard Stilton says, "Oh...