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>be me >be sitting in shuttle, well behaved like the intellectual I am >uneducated scientist runs in, BoH bombs the shuttle >I fall into the tear and get gibbed >I furiously make a thread on the forums, making sure to hold in my vicious and brutal anger >"the absolute state of /tg/station"...

I'm amazed that this game is somehow successful enough to not fall under the radar completely from the likes of Fox and Nintendo

big quote Though I admire your psychological standpoint, this was pretty much inevitable. If /tg/ didn't do it, someone else. Hell, people are wanking the shit out of Corporate Mercenary right now, which popped up after the 2015 leak. It happened then and will happen now. People have always wanted ...

It would be so much better if, instead of having Mr. Tosses-The-Cherrybombs break into chemistry every round, we could have a system like Goon where plants may randomly mutate based on their traits, or the nutrimax spawns with a veeeeeery limited bottle of mutagen. I know that here we're all for int...

Delete it. Delete this twitter account.

Today on Bagil, I was a traitor, as was the AI. I got a bundle to see if I rolled Dark Lord, got powersink instead.
I cried a little, then set it down.
It was there almost the entire round, and this happened:


Looking back, no regrets.

Something very autistically detailed I thought of. Infinity Wars Mode: A gamemode in which both Thanos and the crew have to explore places to ensure either side doesn't win. A single player is selected to be Thanos. They spawn with the empty Infinity Gauntlet and a quest to retrieve all six Infinity...

Byond account and character name: FonedSky, William Wallace Banning admin: saegrimr Ban type (What are you banned from?): Cultist, Revolutionary Ban reason and length: Turned into an artificer early in a cult round and told to make shells and whatnot, intentionally ignored commands and got the cult...

Byond account and character name: FonedSky, William Wallace right now (don't remember what my character name was at the time) Banning admin: technoalchemist Ban type (What are you banned from?): All team antagonists with the exception of these added after the ban. Ban reason and length: During nuke...

NikNakFlak wrote:

CosmicScientist wrote:

TankNut wrote:revolusnip

I don't get it.

all the revheads died with no bloodshed with the revs or heads at all

the inability to kill incompetent revheads/gang bosses

Malkevin wrote:For Tonto's sake we need to go with the love egg

And yes, it needs to be pink:

i didn't support love egg but you made me

PKPenguin321 wrote:

Zilenan91 wrote:Yeah a bunch of dead corpses everywhere with various stages of damage on their limbs like they got murdered.

not too many corpses or else it loses the spook factor

yeah at that point it's just a bunch of bloody bodies everywhere, it's not even scary

if you're wearing jackboots, instead of it doing the normal kick thing when you harm someone on the ground, it instead says
"Hitler McShitcurity stomps Harmed Poorguy with his JUSTICE BOOTS OF THE LAW"

Been trying to get my hands on a translation of the light novels for Nyaruko-San, but apparently they're so filled to the brim with references and japanese in jokes that noone has even tried translating them. i like the kamen rider jokes in it but that's the only part about nyaruko i really like al...

It's got nothing to do with antag rolls or 'roleplay', muh antag rolls is a non-issue and this fucking meme usage of a meme catchword is a non-solution since you can have terrific 'roleplay' in a fifteen minute round as long as people play together. Maybe just maybe, after years of playing the same...

http://i.imgur.com/YFTBOct.png Got the side and backsprites done. It's adorable at the same time Jesus how horrifying. THough, if anyone cares for my opinion it clashes a bit too much, and looks like it crawled straight out of FNAF. I'd say redesign it to have a seafoam green color. So, that way it...

i look exactly like this

PKPenguin321 wrote:i need four directional kool-aid man mob sprites
preferably before april 1st
dont ask why

http://www.mediafire.com/view/1g5smkd62 ... id_man.dmi
do not disappoint me

traitors are versatile and have lots of shit to work with
so because of that there are l ots of things you can do as one
here you can post fun things traitors can do or something

any directions i should take with this before i finish the shading? make sure theres like weird inscription marks and maybe ancient samarian text i was thinking about making the text glow with inscription marks, that's why i didn't include it i'll make it bigger to include both the marks and ancien...

Bawhoppennn wrote: Weird ancient alien tiki stone things of nondescript cultural origin (with maybe a purplish glowing version)

Alot to ask for but I have plans :^)

shading is not final
any directions i should take with this before i finish the shading?

Oh what the hell is up with slings dying in space. That's really dumb. I've lost count of times where I've been doing really good as a sling, and then I accidentally walk into space and die in seconds while the whole station is dark because of far away stars. No, that's not good at all. Slings are v...

Its totally possible to have specific antag options unbanned. You understand why its shitty, which is all I really ask for. If you still want to be cult/rev/whatever banned I can leave those on, but it still wont stop you from being converted. It just prevents you from being one at roundstart. Righ...

Post Content: < I am unsure whatever I am supposed to fill in here, but I guess it's a permaban appeal? Byond account and character name: FonedSky, my current character is Maisa Kiwame but I think at the time of the ban it was Solid Snake or something Banning admin: saegrimr Ban type (What are you b...

This ban is dumb and a prime example of excessive rules bogging the game down. It used to not matter that the game was unbalanced or not so well designed or the code wasn't perfect because you could smooth over the cracks using the games own mechanics. How is any player with the information and opt...

Hi fams. Wiznerd here. Can confirm, never actually damaged anyone IIRC, unless you count the slaughter demons as indirect damage. I bought three bottles of meme blood, liched a broom, hid it in the vault, jaunted into a hallway and summoned the demons. Out of the three, only one (very good one, mind...

A swarmer said there was a shell in the Bridge, so I (and probably some other ghosts) double-clicked it. Server hanged for about 20 seconds (OOC: LAG?), then someone actually got inside. Later, another swamer reported a shell in Tool Storage, so I (and probably some other ghosts) double-clicked it....

Swarmers should not be able to eat telecomms whole. The round where we played as swarmers, we consumed the *entirety* of telecomms and left the crew unable to communicate. It's a little thing, yes, but still might bork things up pretty hard.

so just now we had a round where admins spawned swarmers and we forced the shuttle call
as swarmers start to pop up in more rounds this will be the thread where you can talk about them.

Vekter wrote:That was pretty fucking stupid.

How can we trust that you won't just go back and do the same thing again?

I may get someone important (i.e. a headmin) from Hippie to vouch for me but we'll have to see about that later, however.

If you get can get someone reputable (Say, an admin) from a reputable server to vouch for you then maybe. Maybe /vg/ (Since they always send shitters to us too) What you did was really malicious for no reason so it's going to require some effort from you. I haven't played on /vg/ for a long ass whi...

That was pretty fucking stupid. Can you like, explain why you did something so shitty? The ban was placed a year ago and will be making it's birthday in about 2 months from now. I did something so stupid because I was a very different person back then, and the person I was last year was a pretty sh...

Byond account and character name: FonedSky, don't remember my character name at the time. Banning admin: StickyMayhem Ban type (What are you banned from?): The servers. Ban reason and length: Permaban - Posting infromation about the game-breaking bug as he was literally just told moments earlier not...