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CMDR_Gungnir

1) The funny hand dimension isn't fun or interesting. I like the idea of players being able to fight to come back, but "just dodge the hands" sucks and is not enjoyable and kind of screws over players with high ping. Honestly I'm even hesitant to say it screws over players with high ping,...

CMDR_Gungnir

Add RTV, like in source games. Add a vote to see if people want to vote. We had that for a while. The problem is, the only possible justification or excuse for having Map Votes be available early is the claim of "I want to know if I want to play next round or not". I think this is a stupi...

CMDR_Gungnir

conrad wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2024 8:30 pm
CMDR_Gungnir wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2024 4:52 pm
conrad wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:40 pm This ban is not deserved, but the a week ban for this is not severe enough. Permaban someone at random
This is a brilliant idea.

Unfortunately, the dice have chosen you. What would you like your last words to be?
⬆➡⬇⬇⬇

Make sure to salute as the bomb comes down. iO

CMDR_Gungnir

conrad wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:40 pm This ban is not deserved, but the a week ban for this is not severe enough. Permaban someone at random

This is a brilliant idea.

Unfortunately, the dice have chosen you. What would you like your last words to be?

CMDR_Gungnir

Cheshify wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2024 4:36 am Do you guys just stalk the public permabans page

Yeah.

Sometimes it's "Alt of John/Joe/Steve/Franklin/Name/Name2/Name3"

Other times it's just comedy gold.

CMDR_Gungnir

Constellado wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2024 12:41 am I wonder if there are rules about rejoining again as a positronic with the same name after your last brain got RRd.

You can do it, but you don't remember your previous life.

CMDR_Gungnir

My "main" static started off on a Downstream designed to be played solely as Security and Blueshield. She was a blank slate, not in the sense that I didn't put anything into her, but that it was just how she was. She didn't consider herself to be a person at all, she considered herself sol...

CMDR_Gungnir

I work in a low income research station that goes by the Corporate name of 'Space Station Thirteen'. Me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this station in order to run our illegitimate business. We possess unregistered firearms, stolen shuttles, mind-altering inhibitors, and only use ...

CMDR_Gungnir

Its not a comeback against armed foes, its just better. You can now consider fists better than most gear which really sucks because part of the fun (to me) was the improvisation, now I know that if I just have my fists I can most likely beat a full changeling in combat because of knockdowns and wal...

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EmpressMaia wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 4:21 pm
TheLoLSwat wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 4:01 pm I try to kill people entering the shuttle cockpit because they r commoners and we (command) deserve to be away from them
Same

Same

CMDR_Gungnir

YARR, A PROPARRR PIRARRRTE DUEL? HARRVEN'T SEEN ONE'A THEM SINCE ME LARRRST PARRRRROT DIED, YARRRR.

FIFTY DUBLOONS ON CAP'N KARRRWOPPI

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CMDR_Gungnir

wesoda25 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 3:22 am
Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Sun Jan 21, 2024 1:25 am let that sink in
2019 was 5 years ago

Stop it.

CMDR_Gungnir

DrAmazing343 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 24, 2024 1:46 am It does look like they're not gonna start swinging, which is for the best. Insane appeal for a perma a month(?) later.

If you're going to appeal a Perma a month later, you REALLY need to put a lot of effort into it, and even then you're probably still going to get rejected.

CMDR_Gungnir

We're also closer to 6969 than we are to 2023 because time only moves forward which means we'd have to hit reality's integer cap and then start from scratch to get to 2023.

CMDR_Gungnir

I'm glad we gave him the chance in the first place because he could have been genuine and it would suck for someone innocent, if he had been, to get caught in it.

And also we gave him more rope to hang himself with and now it's a much more compelling case.

CMDR_Gungnir

Captain, Clown, Assistant, Security (HoS/Officers only), Janitor, Med Doctor.

That's all you need. That's the true SS13 feel.

CMDR_Gungnir

I watched a bunch of videos about the game before I had my first round, had the keybinds up on my second screen, and always had the wiki open for Surgery and Robotics when I first got started. This meant that within my first couple days, I was able to put a mech out in literal minutes because I was ...

CMDR_Gungnir

I've always avoided Botany until a recent streak of Clown/Tider games in which I've embraced the public gardens trying to grow high-potency bananas for the eternally just-out-of-reach Funny , and while that was satisfying, especially after learning barebones mechanics, it was like gazing into a Lov...

CMDR_Gungnir

Ideally, extremely basic callouts like "Jane Doe tot" should be limited to situations where you are in immediate danger. For instance, shouting "Cult dorms" if you just stumbled upon them while walking through dorms is fine. An officer saying "Jane Doe tot" when being ...

CMDR_Gungnir

Something everyone who makes one of these threads forgets, is that not only do people making these kinds of callouts IRL probably shorten it down as much as they can to get the message across as quickly as possible and remove chances for misunderstanding (the more complicated words you use on a radi...

CMDR_Gungnir

sometimes if i know how to resolve something but i'm not medical and i think it'll be funny i just walk into the medbay lobby all like "i don't feel so good..." and then keel over dead. i know they're going to be able to fix me, and it usually makes people laugh. I've had some fantastic m...

CMDR_Gungnir

Rate mine. only if you say please Pleaaaaaaaaaase. the ratings from my judges are: "a bit basic" "id say this is like if this if this profile picture was a mushroom it would be like protabello" I want you to know that for being mean about my static, I will now be metagrudging yo...

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feaster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 07, 2024 4:57 am Is there an IC explanation for putting boxes in a bag giving more storage space for small items compared to just the empty bag? How would someone know to do this?

It keeps them organized.

CMDR_Gungnir

Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Sat Jan 06, 2024 10:15 pm Epinephrine is the medicine you use when you can't breathe.

Lexorin is the poison that makes you unable to breathe.

Seems obvious.

Literally took the words out of my mouth.

CMDR_Gungnir

kinnebian wrote: ↑Sat Jan 06, 2024 10:49 pm
CMDR_Gungnir wrote: ↑Sat Jan 06, 2024 2:21 pm Rate mine.
only if you say please

Pleaaaaaaaaaase.

CMDR_Gungnir

Rate mine.

CMDR_Gungnir

There should be some precedent about bans and notes being strictly about what was written in the ban or note (or at least the bwoink) Jeff seems to have moderately successfully appealed the use of the shotgun, but now it's not just about the use of the shotgun, it's also about giving the shotgun aw...

CMDR_Gungnir

Is using rubbet pellets tantamount to genocide now? What planet are you people even living on? This shouldn't even warrant admin time. I feel like you might be drawing this conclusion yourself, friend. I'm wondering if maybe you need to take a step back and re-read what I wrote. You can use them, y...

CMDR_Gungnir

The target of this situation that we're talking about is just some dude with a fire extinguisher, not someone with a machine gun ready to blow the clown away in a single trigger pull. This isn't some split-second do or die scenario, this is just kind of overkill given the threat posed. The guy has ...

CMDR_Gungnir

...-it's still somewhat relevant of a discussion. If Notes ARE a Punishment, then even noting for this is excessive, because you're punishing him for something that isn't actually that bad in the grand scheme of things. I think that arguing this didn't warrant admin action to begin with, is a much ...

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Being an admin isn't easy, I get it, and I apologise for my prior outburst, but this won't stop happening anytime soon until there's better communication between players and the administration, these snarky comments in this thread are especially unwarranted and make players, like me, think that the...

CMDR_Gungnir

[Snip] Ok, it was dumb of me to say it like that. Let me try again. I don't like that we're effectively arguing against the point of notes existing by satirizing what I've said down to: "Yes they are punishment but they're not that bad." What do you expect notes to actually do then? If yo...

CMDR_Gungnir

Rushing armory shotguns and unloading the damage doing shotgun on a lawyer is cringe as hell already on LRP, but probably not allowed on MRP under the (unenforced) rule 12. You've got stuns that don't do damage, use them. I don't really care about the note otherwise. I'd agree if he actually unload...

CMDR_Gungnir

He used to be a much worse HoS player and built up a lot of notes, each of which he has learned from and improved after every single time, but he is still being held to his worst just because he has those notes, while admins try to say "notes might be punishments, but it's not that big of a de...

CMDR_Gungnir

What even is this ban for I'm so fucking confused. How did he void his metaprotections. Why is shooting someone with rubber shot worth a note Exactly that basically, but the banning admin in question is using mental gymnastics and "uh well akhtually you skirted the lines sometimes :(" to ...

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NecromancerAnne wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 6:41 am Here, someone is performing CPR about 13 seconds after your last shotgun volley. This is only possible if they're dying of oxygen loss, and they are in critical.

Necessary correction: CPR can be done at ANY point if someone's in soft crit, even if only by one point of damage.

CMDR_Gungnir

I wasn't claiming the grenade was in response to being shot at, I'm just pointing at that the fact I was being shot at (whether I knew it or not at the time) adds credibility to the claim that I was making an accurate assessment of the situation when I decided I needed to defend myself with lethal ...

CMDR_Gungnir

please stop arguing whether notes are punishment or not, the difference between the two points is razor thin and in actual practice does not change anything. I'm sorry but I simply fail to see how that's the case when a ban as ridiculous as this is applied. And yes, it's a bad ban, it's complete no...

CMDR_Gungnir

https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=35552 Ban itself seems bullshit but jeff has hit that time of note critical mass if Manny loses its most active hos main then someone will have to fill the gap and I really don't want to play hos more Notes aren't punishments crowd when Notes ar...

CMDR_Gungnir

I didn't see him once again except for when I stopped by med to see if I could stop them taking another felinid's ears (Jason Tils, the paramedic, jumped on the bandwagon - the other felinid was Fox Aikawa.) Sorrel shot me with a syringe gun, I did the pill thing again, I left the area after a brie...

CMDR_Gungnir

I worry that I stray too close to peanut territory by being A) One of the Victims B) Posting Logs But I must do what I must do. The part I find baffling is that the logs I linked literally had the answer to his query and he still tried to say "was i being shot? or was the bystander shooting me?...

CMDR_Gungnir

I'm not "jumping between them", I'm bringing them both up because they're both relevant. The other guy attacked me earlier in the hall outside of security, and had chased me from security to here, so I'm pretty sure they planned to continue their attack. I went to Departures because that'...

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BonChoi wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2024 3:41 pm On the fast track to getting this ban upgraded

We so very rarely see that happen because admins don't want people to feel like if they appeal they'll get in deeper trouble, but with all of the really questionable things he's saying, we honestly might see it here.

CMDR_Gungnir

I said it in the Peanut but I think it bears repeating here for record sake. Hi, I was the Bystander caught in the grenade. I didn't attack him at all (until after the first grenade), and if I'm not mistaken (I checked the logs to make sure, but I may have missed something!) the only time any sign o...

CMDR_Gungnir

Also I was the Bystander who was killed in the grenade. I didn't attack him at all (until after the first grenade), and if I'm not mistaken (I checked the logs to make sure, but I may have missed something!) the only time any sign of Hostility toward him was shown toward him from me was one (1) inst...

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I think that's a very weird assumption to make when the OP is clearly written from the perspective of the person who was executed and whether that was a decision that we should uphold as desirable, not the perspective of someone who might be doing the executing it's pretty transparently obvious tha...

CMDR_Gungnir

Weighted Random is good because cretins think anything that isn't MUH METADELTA is bad and will never play on anything else, and I like the idea of seeing an Actually Good Map from time to time. If the price is that sometimes I have to play on Birdshot, then so be it.

CMDR_Gungnir

What a stupid excuse. Being from another country doesn't automatically change your sense of right from wrong. I understand if racism is more prevalent in your country, but part of playing on our servers is knowing the rules. I think the gist of it is more that different jokes will get different res...

CMDR_Gungnir

I am truly unique. I am one in a krillion. i was convinced this was gonna be a peanut thread. anyone else noticed how few peanuts there are? i'm watching bans come and go by the day and no threads being made. are we starting to take less joy in the open mockery of other's misery? guys? I think there...

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