/tg/Station 13

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make it so to enter the toilet/showers/dorm rooms you need to swipe your id and the company stops paying you until you swipe your id and leave. actually make it so that when you enter/leave department you need to swipe your id on a device by the department entrance so the company only pays you while...

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black men invade station

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add a thief bag traitor item like janitor bag but picks up everything, for when you want to raid the armory but don't want to click every fucking gun sprite and then click your backpack or whatever just whip out the bag and click all the shit with the bag and all the shit goes in the bag maybe make ...

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Iatots wrote:Here is a clear example of the admin cabal's inner working

the playerbase knows, shut it down

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For the longest time we've all been observing a bizarre situation where most experienced, dedicated players that wish to serve the community are given the backseat and their voices are drowned out by incoherent screeching of idiotic burned out griefers and validhunting. As tgstation is approaching t...

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filter/rename:
gravitational -> gravatational
medic -> medac
gun -> gat
laser gun -> red gat
disabler -> blue gat

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I'm here to shill Clan Quest Mod for the first Bloodlines. In case you didn't play it already, you can join Sabbat and diablerize dorks, and the Sabbat part is done pretty well, in my opinion. Joined for diablerie stayed for the plot/characters. Evil, but not cartoonish - heck, Andrei the tzimisce l...

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make it possible to collect spiderlings in a bucket then throw all the bucket spiderlings at someone and then their mood goes down by a lot or something

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Friendly interaction with target can probably be filtered out. IMO all the examples here (doorcrushing, framing, bar fire, dying of exposure, heart removal) are good and follow the spirit of the objective. I could try to develop this idea further if anyone thinks it's decent. I have literally no ide...

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Yeah but baboons/mandrills aren't gorillas

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add special monkey cubes to traitor items
when water is added instead of a regular ol monkey an angry baboon/mandrill with teeth and a random disease spawns (rabies?)
it should also screech constantly

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it is an assassinate objective with a twist. traitor cannot interact with assassination target in any manner that leaves traces of interaction between these two persons in logs in the time span of 2 minutes preceding the target's death. so if traitor pulls/hits/hugs the target (or shoots them direct...

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add pitchforks (craftable from wooden plank and 3 metal rods and a cable)
make pitchforks and torches deal 20 damage to ai, cult, wizards, and heads when both are wielded at the same time

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add a firefighter cyborg module equipment: -fireaxe for obvious reason -fire extinguisher for obvious reason -crowbar to crowbar open fire doors -tank and nozzle that accepts/spreads all gases for obvious reason -inbuilt pump connected to tank and nozzle to scoop up hot plasma and such -flash like a...

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also add a traitor item that you slot into your pda and get an option to send 10 viruses to other peoples pda to make the victims pdas send out randomly generated shit talking messages

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add wedding rings wedding rings can't be removed, when you examine the dude wearing a ring you see who his ligger husband is, to apply them just slap person a with the ring, then person b with the same ring, wala they're now married and the ring is gone. go into whatever slot or no slot at all, just...

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Let botany make magic beanstalks that act as jakob's ladder

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make it so i can light my cigar/cigarette/rollie with a flamethrower

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Thank you, you have been very nice, I too don't like this thread and did not think it would be the mess it is.

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Moving on from sticky's butthurt peanutposting. Whose dick do I have to suck to have the permaban, that was requested by me, removed? I do believe I do not have a history of bans or notes outside of maybe one or two bans/notes (if even that) over years of playing, so while my desire to spend time pl...

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Byond account and character name: Whoisthere / n/a Banning admin: rustledjimm Ban type: All /tg/ Servers Ban reason and length: requested permaban, can be removed at any time but they requested to stay banned for at least a year Time ban was placed: 2017/12/01 Server you were playing when banned: ?...

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Byond account and character name: Whoisthere / n/a Banning admin: rustledjimm Ban type: All /tg/ Servers Ban reason and length: requested permaban, can be removed at any time but they requested to stay banned for at least a year Time ban was placed: 2017/12/01 Server you were playing when banned: ?...

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ples remove ban???

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Please follow the template, you're missing the following: Ban reason and length: Your side of the story: Why you think you should be unbanned: done Very based and redpilled. Please unban before they get us all. The amount of skyscrapers really makes you think. yes and not to mention before us remov...

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I'd like to add that rotschilds are funding construction of skyscrapers and high-rise apartments for the sole reason: control, yes, rotschilds do not care about our comfort, all they care about is control, did you know that humans can only live without water for 3 days, well that's what rotschilds a...

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Byond account and character name: Whoisthere / n/a Banning admin: rustledjimm Ban type: All /tg/ Servers Ban reason and length: requested permaban, can be removed at any time but they requested to stay banned for at least a year Time ban was placed: 2017/12/01 Server you were playing when banned: ??...

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I went on to become a sailor on this huge ass ship and I was gonna show my sailor buddies SS13 so I downloaded it and it turned out to be a li**er transvestite porn flash. I was like, wtf guys, haha. Then a few hours later there was a work meeting where every sailor was along with the captain, and w...

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You have to lrn how is babby formed by natural means first

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What if we build a human body on the molecular level and it comes out alive and starts preaching atheism and then it turns out it was possessed by a jinn to tempt Muslims?

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btw I might be missing the point here because reasons

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the thought experiment posits that it is for the sake of argument Exactly. It posits a bunch of stuff to arrive at a bunch of conclusions. The assumptions have no basis. So the conclusions that result from the assumptions have no basis. It's irrelevant to our reality. They could've assumed that sou...

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captain sawrge wrote:you

thank

SpaceInaba wrote:your wrong retard havent u even played ss13 its the same soul

Say that to my face fucker not online Anonmare said souls aren't real

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>let's make a bunch of retarded assumptions like "since there is no point in time when two of the same people exist and both are 'perfect' copies - It must follow that they are the same person" or "any change to our 'structural pattern' (even ones we experience whilst existing normall...

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Is fox hunting just another of the occult rituals of the pedosatanic anglo elites?

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>switch to disarm intent
>grab fire extinguisher
>hit people with fire extinguisher

not to mention
>grab gun
>click people with help intent

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if you are on help intent and you have a sharp weapon and you click a dude you should be able to cut off their clothing and make them naked

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life: put shark knife in bag run around with sharp knife in bag take knife out of bag bag maybe gets cut or torn space station: not like life make space station more like life: if you put a knife or a shard of glass in the backpack it has a chance of cutting the backpack open every time you move. if...

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Girls only care about upper body. You don't need to workout legs. Trust me. I had sex with over 200 women. I haven't worked out my legs a day in my life. You don't want to ruin your knees. You don't want to sleepn with less than 200 girls. You want girls. You want sex? You want to get looks everywhe...

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I wish he was still alive and alzheimer free.

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Autism doesn't exist. What you call an autist is a crystal child. The Crystal children began to appear on the planet from about 1990-2010, although a few scouts came earlier. Their main purpose is to take us to the next level in our evolution and reveal to us our inner and higher power. They functio...

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We don't need to remove girls, removing long haired haircuts and having male and female sprites be identical (through forced identical underwear) should be enough.

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Anonmare is right, do what OP said but with assistants and with permabrig/maint instead of AI sat.
If an assistant is caught outside of perma/maint and no-one says they requested him to assist them, assistant is nonhuman and valid.

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Not everyone else. Only the DM. If done improperly (properly?)

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Original trilogy had great holiday atmosphere.
It's like the first two or three Harry Potters: Christmas at any time.

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I did my best to torrent this I failed for some reason. I'll never know the happiness. I'm convinced bopper is right. I want a roguelike fps.

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I'm including that one, definitely. Maybe not genitalia, but something in that spirit By the way, I checked out paranoia let's plays - the one in this thread and the kikoskia one - I am not sure if players would find them enjoyable. They seem a bit too random, and don't have enough progression? Mayb...

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Im gonna try this cause im not gay like the rest of the posters
it's probably gonna be shit though

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Old Deus Ex because you play as an autistic superhuman fighting the nerd branch of illuminati that threw a nerd fit over linux distros or something and splintered and then you're totally autistic and when your dude says oh wait there's a bomb on my helicopter you go a bawmb! like you don't really kn...

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Yes kill borgs for following laws.

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Super Aggro Crag wrote:Wearing jackboots gives you sweaty booty feet unless you use powders

Boots are currently insanely overpowered and unbalanced cause you can store crap in them (probably dead mice too), this would be a great balance improvement.

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