/tg/Station 13

me breaths in. me breaths out. This was once a joke update on april fools pointing and laughing at how heavily RP enforced Baystation was. To any who weren't there, it forced people to use emotes to breath, or face suffocation. And look where we are now... It's a slippery slope it seems. I stopped ...

I find that security not putting confiscated contraband in the contraband locker and just using it for themselves is on the same level of a captain taking all of the High risk items (laser gun, reactive TP armor, hypo, etc.), and the entire armory, and putting them in a locked locker and hiding them...

Play2win is the worst gameplay style in SS13. If security tosses me in permabrig (instead of just murdering me outright in the hall because I had a chameleon projector in my pocket) for traitoring, I don't lose my shit and go braindead. I actually try to chat up with the guards, try and have fun wit...

I have concerns about security officers stealing inmate ID's and just running off with them. I know sticking them into a machine to auto-redispense will greatly help to alleviate the issue, but it's still something you just know will come up. Fair point, but sec officers can, and often do, loot pri...

I've been brainstorming ideas on ways to improve the way security handles prisoners in the brig, and keep a consistent way of dealing with all prisoners between officers. Mainly I've thought of a way to discourage escape attempts from low level prisoners and keep all officers informed on who's in fo...

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I don't understand why people go out of their way so hard to find ERPers just to be "disgusted" or to make it a "lolvalid" when they are keeping it private; hidden away in mining dorms/some long lost maint. tunnel/etc. If some people privately ERPing people get walked in on or me...

Miauw wrote:Also I added a mint to the mining station too.

Scrooge McDuck incident 2.0, incoming.