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Every single time I decide to do xenobiology, the place gets crowded with slimes and random mobs shortly after I manage to accomplish something. Every. Single. Time.

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Whoever kills a space dragon or ash drake can eat its soul for magic powers.

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Infective nanites are hard to get because they break the main point of nanites - voluntary great gains at huge risk. Infection makes nanites much more powerful by affecting the unwilling, and therefore it has to be limited to avoid abuse. , I at least want nanite sting to be locked behind something...

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Add this program Neural Amalgamation: Lets all nanite hosts access a hive chat. Would be fun to combine with nanite sting/infective exo-locomotion. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...

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Nuke ops are not fun to play as or against. They end rounds too fast so it's impossible to do any fun projects on a nuke round.

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Make orange juice turn medicine into potassium and water.

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Screemonster wrote:
nianjiilical wrote:sentient disease symptom that turns people into catgirls
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catgirls still look like Oblivion Khajiit due to my previous suggestion

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Istoprocent1 wrote:
L_Nacho_Chaos_L wrote:Add a nanite program that lets nanite hosts speak on the binary channel. Call it Neural Amalgamation or something.
This would make the 5TC Binary Encryption Key moot.

Replace it with a vial of nanites with neural amalgamation.

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Add a nanite program that lets nanite hosts speak on the binary channel. Call it Neural Amalgamation or something.

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Bring back catpeople, but make them look like Khajiit. Specifically, Oblivion Khajiit.

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Add a reagent that lets observers enter a body if injected into a body with a functional but empty brain. I want to be Frankenstein, dammit!

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Add a chemical called "Cobbium" which inverts all chemical healing to damage and all chemical damage to healing for as long as it's in your system. And make it require orange juice to make. do you understand how stupidly op would atropine + convermol + tier 3 oxyloss heal chem be for kill...

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Add a chemical called "Cobbium" which inverts all chemical healing to damage and all chemical damage to healing for as long as it's in your system. And make it require orange juice to make.

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Make clown shoes only slow down people who aren't clumsy. And clumsy people need to wear clown shoes to move at normal speed.

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MisterPerson wrote:So basically it's gangs

Gangs but not literal shit.

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New nanite program: Expanded Mind.
It gives nanite hosts a hive chat. That's it. We could have things like traitors making a hive-mind of nanite zombies and other fun shenanigans.

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Various terrible ideas: Explosive diarrhea. Literally. If you get it, it causes you to shit out potassium and water. Meat golems. They are basically the golem version of zombies. Also, they smell really bad, which means they generate massive quantities of miasma. Egg people. You can make egg people ...

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The singularity cannot eat clowns. Instead, the clown eats the singularity and becomes a massive abomination that turns everything into bananium.

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been thinking a bit about how borers arent a thing anymore and whether or not a 'stealth infestation antag' can actually work, and ive put enough thought into this that its maybe not a shitty idea but not enough that i feel like making a proper thread on it so side antag idea: myceloids. the name s...

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So I managed to find a Pride Mirror again and memed myself hench more. However, the Vampire and Dullahan are underwhelming and even super rare to be seen. So despite the rarity, they should receive a buff. This also gives the Chaplain's Witchhunter outfit more meaning! Vampire - Not sure but I thin...

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Add explosive diarrhea, which causes people to shit out pure potassium. When it contacts the water in a toilet, it literally explodes.
So basically, what happens is if you have explosive diarrhea and run over a toilet, your clothes fall off and the toilet explodes.

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Add the exact opposite of potatoes.

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Allow chaplains to actually convert people to their religion. Start of a round, Chaplain picks from one of a few preset religions, or can make his own custom religion using something akin to the quirks system. Followers of the religion can get minor benefits or have to abstain from certain activiti...

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Seriously please rename chems back to what they used to be called, the new names are just stupid.

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Rename the chems back to their old names because the new names suck.

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2. We still need an easy way to heal toxin damage. There's no tend wounds equivalent for it, and the chems to heal it just fuck you up more. We have easy ways of treating toxins, pentectic and thializid (syriniver). In fact we have never had a more powerful toolkit for treating toxins. No, actually...

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Make medical chems kill people.

Oh wait we already did that, whoops.

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old legion souls were literally admin revives. Kill and Clone is not viable for anything that can be done with surgery. K&C may be viable for someone being rad/tox screwed but neither of these are surgery-bound. 1. Miners still need easily accessible self healing to avoid instadeath from monste...

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1. Bring back trekchems but only for damage types that can't be healed by surgery (so basically just toxin damage) 2. Make cloning cause worse side effects the more damage a corpse had. You get a 100% health body if the corpse had no damage. If a limb was gone, the limb comes back with maximum clone...

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Chems that don't have a surgery alternative shouldn't do damage (I'm looking at you, Multiver). They can have temporary side effects, but they shouldn't do anything that'll need more chems to fix.

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Add binary implants that allow people to communicate on the binary channel but also give them laws synced with the AI. Y'know, so rogue AIs can be the Borg. The rogue AI already has a borgonator that turns people into robots. Ok but I want the rogue AI to be able to convert people into mostly-organ...

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Make dying with some secret milk-based chem in your system turn you into a near-critted skeleton.

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Make it so if a stargazer is added to another stargazer's slimelink, they lose theirs and everyone who was part of it is now part of the other stargazer's link, and the stargazer now assimilates people into the new link.
A slimelink only ceases to exist if all stargazers in it die.

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I've mentioned this in another thread but here's an idea for cloning. Clone damage is tied to how damaged the corpse was upon scan. If you go out your way to heal a corpse to %100 HP it clones with 0 clone damage. The more damaged it is, the more clone damage it has as the cloning machine is trying...

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Add binary implants that allow people to communicate on the binary channel but also give them laws synced with the AI.
Y'know, so rogue AIs can be the Borg.

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Make it so eating gunpowder causes explosive diarrhea. Literally. If you eat it, you have 20 seconds to get to a toilet or you will gib into shitstains and fire. If you make it to a toilet, the toilet explodes instead.

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Do this but they get given to science for testing instead.

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Bring back old legion souls, but they only work on Lavaland.

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I'll admit, I don't really have much room to speak in terms of departmental jobs sans xenobio, so I'll just focus on that. The list below is my current gripes with the system: - Xenobio currently is meant to operate with two people, but as OP posted, usually only one person will ever function in th...

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Add cheese golems.

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Ok but make it so if you have a ridiculous amount of milk in your system there is a chance that you will become a skeleton with a whole lot of burn damage.

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Shadowflame909 wrote:how do you assimilate legion dna if legions turn into corpses once killed

Eat the soul they drop, duh.
Also, no, you can't get humanoid DNA from the corpse dropped by legions because scavengers aren't supposed to be easily accessible.

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cacogen wrote:
L_Nacho_Chaos_L wrote:Make the clown move at normal speed so he/she can avoid lynch mobs.
make the clown move at normal speed unless they aren't wearing their clown shoes

So much yes, also give them big feet so their feet hurt if they wear non-clown shoes. Clowns who take off their shoes are heretics.

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Add meat golems, and make their power just be smelling really bad.

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Give spiders a hive chat, but only if there's enough midwives.

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Yakumo_Chen wrote:oh boy just what lavaland needed, another race of unga bunga 'griff the miners' lizards but this time they're the Zerg

Honestly they're mostly supposed to "griff" the aforementioned lizards more than miners.

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WARNING: I SUCK at balance. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Broodmind: Whenever the Hivers spawn, there would be only ONE spawner, which spawns in the...

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Make the clown move at normal speed so he/she can avoid lynch mobs.

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Give bananium golems non-removable, indestructible, yellow (because it's made of bananium, duh) clown clothes.

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