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by BONERMASTER
Mon Feb 05, 2024 10:58 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Count to 1 Million in increments of 1 per thread: 1
Replies: 0
Views: 107

Count to 1 Million in increments of 1 per thread: 1

See you in the next one.

With excited regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Sun Jan 28, 2024 12:23 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Boykisser leads to gay nut
Replies: 33
Views: 1789

Re: Boykisser leads to gay nut

This upstarting comedian needs to practice on the whole "standing up for other people" thing, because usually you try to help instead of slam-dunking on them.


With witty regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Sun Jan 21, 2024 3:23 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: What Good comes from polcon?
Replies: 36
Views: 1904

Re: What Good comes from polcon?

Hi!
Dont mind me, I'm flickering in and out of existence, it's just one of those phases.


With momentary regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Sun Jan 21, 2024 1:37 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: What Good comes from polcon?
Replies: 36
Views: 1904

Re: What Good comes from polcon?

Polcon is where you are teleported to when Thanos snaps his fingers.

Is this particularly funny or witty? Debatable. Does this even make sense? Not necessarily. But so is all of Polcon, so bite me.


With political regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Tue Jan 02, 2024 12:00 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Weighted random and bad maps
Replies: 101
Views: 59607

Re: Weighted random and bad maps

Who said that birdshot is small? It's freaking enormous and built like a labyrinth, all of my time there is spent being lost. If somebody is shouting into the radio "HELP! Technical storage!" or any location on the station for that matter, good luck - I will NEVER find you in a million yea...
by BONERMASTER
Thu Dec 28, 2023 11:31 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: You should krill yourself NOW
Replies: 10
Views: 3535

Re: You should krill yourself NOW

I prefer grilling myself, with high steaks!


With simple regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Wed Dec 27, 2023 11:40 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: What Makes a Captain?
Replies: 16
Views: 5540

Re: What Makes a Captain?

As someone once put it: if you can't control the chaos, you have to become the chaos.

With theoretical regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Wed Nov 15, 2023 8:11 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: fighting an ocelot
Replies: 35
Views: 9969

Re: fighting an ocelot

I would give my pocket knife to the ocelot, and tell it to go for the eyes. Then we fight our way out of the arena, together!

With cooperative regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Mon Nov 13, 2023 8:05 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: the Return of Sarah Red (with a hacked client)
Replies: 9
Views: 2171

Re: the Return of Sarah Red (with a hacked client)

I've never seen someone self report so much It's pretty common for people who know the jig is up to try and fess up to everything and reveal way too much info in hopes for a lesser crime to police (never do this, always do it through a defense attorney in the court) ((This is for US law IDK about o...
by BONERMASTER
Fri Nov 10, 2023 7:34 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: A Requiem for the Fallen
Replies: 20
Views: 5882

Re: A Requiem for the Fallen

Man, I'm not looking here for just ONE second, and everybody is off to perform forever sleep on themselves!
SOMEBODY SHOULD MAKE THAT ILLEGAL!

With awake regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Sun Oct 15, 2023 7:45 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Carthago Delenda Est - Is 2000 years too soon to peanut?
Replies: 70
Views: 18184

Re: Carthago Delenda Est - Is 2000 years too soon to peanut?

"Hey, I'm really sorry for what happened this wasn't my intention and I'm really sorry and won't do it again. I got caught up in the heat of the moment and misunderstood what you said. Going forward I won't do it again" or some shit like this" ha ha ha. With experienced regards -BONE...
by BONERMASTER
Sat Oct 14, 2023 9:26 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: The nut wrote itself
Replies: 45
Views: 10190

Re: The nut wrote itself

Seems like I need to update the list.

Quickest ways to get banned on TG:

1. Talking about sex
2. Playing security
3. Asking admins about their playtime

Remember, war is peace, freedom is slavery, contradiction is truth.

With doubleplus good regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Fri Oct 13, 2023 4:35 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Carthago Delenda Est - Is 2000 years too soon to peanut?
Replies: 70
Views: 18184

Re: Carthago Delenda Est - Is 2000 years too soon to peanut?

"'Attempted to morally relativize the genociding of children'"

I had a great laugh upon reading this. Thank you for this thread!


With relative regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Thu Sep 07, 2023 5:16 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: long essaypilled ramblepost
Replies: 61
Views: 12984

Re: long essaypilled ramblepost

[Witty remark, but also not adding anything to the discussion at all]

[Signature here]
by BONERMASTER
Wed Aug 30, 2023 6:14 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Anti-Woke Clown Silenced For Free Speech
Replies: 172
Views: 44013

Re: Anti-Woke Clown Silenced For Free Speech

Kendrickorium wrote: Wed Aug 30, 2023 3:15 am I dont know how to embed videos i hate this
You can't, because since the new forum update this was broken and it irks me all the same that it was never fixed. But have courage - you are not alone!


With anchored regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Fri Aug 18, 2023 7:15 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Longestarmlonglaw hate thread
Replies: 18
Views: 2686

Longestarmlonglaw hate thread

Listen... I really enjoy playing on Manuel. It is the server that I have played on the most, because I really do enjoy the pacing and the atmosphere. If you have a fun and creative project in mind, you can always just go for it - nothing going to stop you from completing it, aside from the natural c...
by BONERMASTER
Thu Aug 17, 2023 5:16 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Local man drops his pasta in Terry, gets 1984d by Vekter
Replies: 48
Views: 8297

Re: Local man drops his pasta in Terry, gets 1984d by Vekter

"Man drops bombshell in terrry chat, gets admins FED up and put on watchlist" - arguably a more thrilling title by my standards. I also want to make an amusing remark towards Vekter for his attempt at legalese. You quote a random factoid, so not even a concrete law, as your legal understan...
by BONERMASTER
Sun Aug 13, 2023 4:52 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: A Mime’s Misdeeds
Replies: 76
Views: 164769

Re: A Mime’s Misdeeds

Just saying guys, but if I was that mime, I'd stuff my backpack with the maximum amount of bombs possible in the videogame of SS13 that is being the context of this discussion, and give that doctor a real tight hug before deleting them and their entire department. Of course, this is all just hyopthe...
by BONERMASTER
Fri Aug 11, 2023 4:29 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Soul crushingly unhappy man mad when told to lighten up
Replies: 96
Views: 9990

Re: Soul crushingly unhappy man mad when told to lighten up

See Kendrick, as Mr.Sparks from Goldman Sachs can well attest to, context is very important. The forum expects a sane and level response when they see your username and profile picture. That means, you have to change either one to fit your new posting style. You can't change your username, but you c...
by BONERMASTER
Sun Aug 06, 2023 11:44 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Officer asks roboticist to show it all (peanut)
Replies: 106
Views: 13326

Re: Officer asks roboticist to show it all (peanut)

Two ways to get quickly banned on TG station:

1. Playing security
2. Talking about sex

Your choice.


With safe regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Thu Aug 03, 2023 11:32 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Ban appeal speedrun any% (peanut)
Replies: 92
Views: 9496

Re: Ban appeal speedrun any% (peanut)

snip After a quick comb through the wiki it turns out that the captain job page, the guide to security page, and space law itself mention that only the captain gets to authorize execution. The blurbs in the MRP rules page regarding executions are more recent, and actually in the rules page though, ...
by BONERMASTER
Thu Aug 03, 2023 11:47 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Ban appeal speedrun any% (peanut)
Replies: 92
Views: 9496

Re: Ban appeal speedrun any% (peanut)

Space law is not a policy, but it is a guideline, it is not actionable but you are held to it's standard, you will not be punished for it, except when you do, but don't quote it in your appeal or you will be laughed at.
Make sense?


With clear regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Thu Aug 03, 2023 11:26 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Pay attention to who all of the sudden stops being robust at combat. [aimbots are kill codenut]
Replies: 32
Views: 4877

Re: Pay attention to who all of the sudden stops being robust at combat.

Let me guess: Anti-cheat? Because this has been overdue, let me tell you, cheaters are a thing, and if they get axed hard and fast, the better for everyone!


With legitimate regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Sat Jul 29, 2023 5:24 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Local player loses his head in admin complaints
Replies: 102
Views: 222134

Re: Local player loses his head in admin complaints

This is the same guy that, if you recall a few months ago, got one of the admins into trouble by interrupting their MTG game with low-pop murderbone and then getting instant-killed in return. Very interesting to see this kind of player be faced with a problem and us being able to study the path they...
by BONERMASTER
Thu Jul 27, 2023 7:27 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Notes ARE Punishment Peanut
Replies: 229
Views: 90534

Re: Notes ARE Punishment Peanut

So at the end of the day, players are allowed to play like actual npcs/not contribute as part of a team antag but making their intentions of doing so known so that their teammates dont put missplaced trust on them is a nono? Good thing instead of saying that I just ask the person who converted me &...
by BONERMASTER
Wed Jul 26, 2023 10:30 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Notes ARE Punishment Peanut
Replies: 229
Views: 90534

Re: Notes ARE Punishment Peanut

I don't agree with notes expiring entirely, but admins should be forced to do something really annoying to see notes that are older than like a year You are a certified genius. https://www.google.com/url?q=https://wingarc.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/reCAPTCHA.jpg&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwjzicG...
by BONERMASTER
Wed Jul 26, 2023 10:22 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Why does stealing get you killed. :(
Replies: 9
Views: 1837

Re: Why does stealing get you killed. :(

Longestarmlonglaw wrote: Tue Jul 25, 2023 9:57 pm On lrp where you try and roleplay a thief, people murder youu, why i thought it was a minor crime ;(

On mrp, its basically the same but they cry in ahelps.

Me sad, make thieving not punishable by lynching. :evil:
Good, I hope it happens more often.


With eager regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Sun Jul 23, 2023 10:27 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Notes ARE Punishment Peanut
Replies: 229
Views: 90534

Re: Notes ARE Punishment Peanut

My proposal: Introduce fading notes. No offense to the admins - but people you just drag off from the street and put in a position of authority will have no clue how to evaluate and compare a player's multi-year long history to the present and then make a fair call based on that. Or maybe just keep ...
by BONERMASTER
Fri Jul 21, 2023 8:59 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Vote of no Confidence Peanut
Replies: 70
Views: 6419

Re: Vote of no Confidence Peanut

Jacquerel wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 8:47 pm This was about a 1 hour long ban which expired (if I am reading correctly) 15 minutes after posting the initial appeal thread.
"I didn't hear no bell."
- Legendary Ban Appeal Poster


With epic regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Wed Jul 12, 2023 11:33 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: It has now been about a month since Yobi was banned
Replies: 77
Views: 5646

Re: It has now been about a month since Yobi was banned

Ekaterina, just out of curiosity, what do you generally do after you're done peddling terrible takes for five hours on this forum?


With wondering regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Mon Jul 10, 2023 7:21 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Name one straight admin
Replies: 51
Views: 7825

Re: Name one straight admin

The Wrench wrote: Mon Jul 10, 2023 12:39 am Scriptis seems kinda straight, but he’s also a janitor so lord knows he’s not having sex regardless
I burst out laughing reading this. Sorry Scriptis!


With frivolous regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Sat Jul 08, 2023 8:40 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Doktur Explosions Internal Affairs Intern
Replies: 43
Views: 3146

Re: Doktur Explosions Internal Affairs Intern

The first rule of lawyering - never lie. Just misrepresent.


With faded regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Wed Jun 28, 2023 11:06 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Timberpoes's id card changes and Tralazeb making bulky guns are bad for paranoia for the game.
Replies: 62
Views: 8501

Re: Timberpoes's id card changes and Tralazeb making bulky guns are bad for paranoia for the game.

So aside from the impact on paranoia, what other benefits and cons do you see from these changes? Do you think it would outweigh what paranoia we would lose by what it has added to the game overall?


With balanced regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Tue Jun 27, 2023 2:34 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: What did MSO mean by this
Replies: 116
Views: 21948

Re: What did MSO mean by this

the thing that will change you and better you in this regard is to make friends with everyone, even those you might disagree with. they will see you as a real person, not some political opposition that's dangerous to them, and you will see the same in them too, and both of you will grow from sharin...
by BONERMASTER
Fri Jun 23, 2023 3:32 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: What did MSO mean by this
Replies: 116
Views: 21948

Re: What did MSO mean by this

now that i think about it, why is this guy stalking MSO out of ss13? i thought that was a huge no no in the community Good point! And with the doxxing precedent that a certain other person here has already labored to establish, and the pretty clear intent to harass and embarrass good old MSO here, ...
by BONERMASTER
Fri Jun 23, 2023 7:48 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: What did MSO mean by this
Replies: 116
Views: 21948

Re: What did MSO mean by this

CMDR_Gungnir wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2023 3:24 am
Adam Klein wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2023 2:30 am
oranges wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2023 2:24 am i post in r/ss13 does that mean i'm autistic?
Yes
Yes.


With assuring regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Sat Jun 10, 2023 2:44 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Happy Freedom Party for Bonermaster!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 1028

Re: Happy Freedom Party for Bonermaster!!!

Huh... I am.... free ? https://abload.de/img/00223_masterpiece_bestef7p.png That is ... a really beautiful beach. I am grateful to be free . I have been behind bars for too long. But something... something does not feel right. This happened way too quickly, way too suddenly. I feel like I can barel...
by BONERMASTER
Wed May 31, 2023 9:48 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: gun nerd therapy group
Replies: 92
Views: 12871

Re: gun nerd therapy group

Personally, these guns are my favorites:

Image


With armed regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Mon May 29, 2023 4:11 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Huebone Progressive party Peanut
Replies: 206
Views: 145960

Re: Huebone Progressive party Peanut

team edward Reflect on not just the words you use, but your way of life and how your thoughts are filtered before you express them. Edward spent the entire 2nd movie being the arbiter of cringe while Jacob was forced by plot to still be around a woman that was in love with his biggest opp and then ...
by BONERMASTER
Sun May 28, 2023 6:41 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Papa John Nanotrasen's Day of Reckoning nut
Replies: 47
Views: 5608

Re: Papa John Nanotrasen's Day of Reckoning nut

dirk_mcblade wrote: Sun May 28, 2023 5:07 am This shit is why assistants should be killed on sight for being on the bridge. For every one person who wants to do a funny bit there's 20 entitled pricks who just want to steal gamer gear because they got through an airlock.
Fixed that for you.


With correct regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Thu May 25, 2023 10:39 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Security rules update peanut: I AM THE LAW until I'm not
Replies: 65
Views: 8857

Re: Security rules update peanut: I AM THE LAW until I'm not

Let me state this for the record: I can recollect on one hand how many times security personnel not talking enough has negatively impacted my experience. Contrary to this, I don't think there are enough hands in the universe to count where non-security personnel have negatively impacted my experienc...
by BONERMASTER
Mon May 22, 2023 4:55 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: is it my birthday today?
Replies: 17
Views: 2235

Re: is it my birthday today?

Happy birthday, Kinnebian! Don't be me like me and instead always act in accordance with the federal laws and regulations and always give your customer's a signable waiver to exempt you from any liability concerning bodily harm and financial loss upon entering your cinema! With cheering regards -BON...
by BONERMASTER
Sun May 21, 2023 2:09 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Admin goes silent after the appealant makes a terrible blunder peanut
Replies: 21
Views: 2732

Re: Admin goes silent after the appealant makes a terrible blunder peanut

I'm crying.
But I'm also laughing.

Never speak without your lawyer guys. And for the future, please post every appealant the miranda rights please.


With fifth regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Fri May 12, 2023 7:12 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: THE /TG/ FORUM HUNGER GAMES - THE FINALE (REALLY)
Replies: 209
Views: 26217

Re: THE /TG/ FORUM HUNGER GAMES - START OF DAY 4

Theyre stopping the prison break, they cant afford to have their secrets leaked. https://tgstation13.download/dip/discordimageproxy.php/attachments/611894941655891978/1105973843874545855/image.png He cannot be allowed to live god damn you.... c*ders.....ahhhhhhhhhh.... I'm fading.... With dying reg...
by BONERMASTER
Tue May 09, 2023 11:38 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Most controversial issues in space station 13
Replies: 47
Views: 4869

Re: Most controversial issues in space station 13

Sex?


With obvious regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Fri May 05, 2023 3:32 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Hate thread hate thread
Replies: 23
Views: 2364

Re: Hate thread hate thread

1
by BONERMASTER
Wed May 03, 2023 5:44 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: The Plan: Freedom
Replies: 71
Views: 8358

Re: The Plan.

I'm ready!


With prepared regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Tue May 02, 2023 10:29 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: THE /TG/ FORUM HUNGER GAMES - THE FINALE (REALLY)
Replies: 209
Views: 26217

Re: THE /TG/ FORUM HUNGER GAMES - END OF DAY 1

kinnebian wrote: Tue May 02, 2023 6:47 pm
THE VIOLENCE..
Jesus christ guys, overkill much?
Image
...heh, guess you guys aren't fans of starsector either?


With blood-soaked regards
-BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Tue May 02, 2023 3:22 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Can you swim?
Replies: 22
Views: 2156

Can you swim?

Can you?


With transparent regards
-BONERMASTER