/tg/Station 13

Somejerk

Let gangs buy a suberversion board and let cultists use cult magic to make a freeform module or something into a cult board.

Somejerk

Why don't we make the power cell of energy weapons removable with a screwdriver or something?

Somejerk

Wizardjenkins66 wrote:The ability to see how many cards are in a deck by examining it.

Add the ability to do a 52 pickup.

Now do this with the syndicate deck on someone who is knocked down.

Somejerk

I noticed there isn't really a way to tell what blood type monkeys have although I haven't got around to using a forensic scanner. Interesting thing though, all monkeys have infinite blood. I've taken 100u out of myself and it leaves me nearly pale but if you do the same to a monkey their health doe...

Somejerk

Molar implanting with the surgical drill.

NVG mesons.

Somejerk

Walked away from the IV drip, enjoyed the flavor text on that one. System seems alright though could research make some kind of artificial blood in case of emergencies? Maybe have it require a high biological research level to make it along with some kind of chemical requirements.

Somejerk

Seeing as it was a stock smoke grenade that was lit way before we became retarded there was really no chance it was a "retard chemical" Did you miss the part where I was the only one who actually tried to confirm it was a virus? I'm the one who took blood, made mutadone, went to the pande...

Somejerk

What if Ape kills Ape?

Somejerk

I was the HoP that round. When the round started I checked my PDA and saw at least seven assistants, a QM and a Virologist. I knew this would be a shitshow so I decided to try and give everyone weapon permits but the spare ID got stolen which turned me around and started total insanity. Really I did...

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Alex Crimson wrote:Hell, some kind of ore satchel of holding would be nice. No more lugging around an ore crate.

This and bombs.

Satchel of Holding would be tits.

Somejerk

I know of another server that put the mesons in the HUD modifications where Sec and Health are, why don't we do that?

Somejerk

If these things are really so hard to cope for many people, I think we should cut the fluff on drone laws and just change them to: 1. You can ONLY build, maintain and repair the station. 2. Don't fucking do ANYTHING ELSE than build, maintain and repair the station. It's this. It's not hard. 1) Fix ...

Somejerk

Outside of the obvious shitlery that could happen why don't the heads of staff have a part of the nuke code in their head notes? The nukes codes are five digits right? HoP, HoS, CMO, CE and the Captain make five heads... Well obviously if one of them dies you're screwed but I'm sure CentComm could g...

Somejerk

Jacquerel wrote:I think making humans invisible to drones just opens up a world of "oh I didn't know someone was using that tool I grabbed off the table, I just thought it was free for use "

Shouldn't drones have that thought process anyways?

Somejerk

Violaceus wrote:I think detective should spawn with stun revolver.

Make it function like a stun revolver but look like the regular revolver.

Somejerk

Station nuked, server ded.

Somejerk

Wow, I'm surprised an FNR got made for that round. I was the Sec Borg who was with Lunar and I wasted nearly all my power stunning this guy to the cremator because he was using his EMP as he was getting up and thus died of no power. Killing the borgs because someone screamed rogue should not be the ...

Somejerk

NikNakFlak wrote:No holodeck
And you want to call that a leisure station?
For shame.

ERP is encouraged on that duty station.

Somejerk

Where are my Night Vision Mesons? You told me there would be Night Vision Mesons!

Somejerk

"screaming shitcurity"

Ha. Try playing a secborg some time and you'll hear nothing but LAW 2 LAW 2 LAW 2 LAW 2 LAW 2.

Of course they never have a law 2 request, sometimes I feel like just continuously stating my second law.

Somejerk

It prevents you from the Chaplain making you retarded. A thick book being slammed on your head does nothing but everything else can knock you out.

Somejerk

Vigilare wrote:You can fit lethal injection syringes (the ones from the execution room) into a syringe gun.

Enjoy.

What if Potassium, aren't spessmen full of water?

Somejerk

Bolt down all the doors on your sat and have a borg dismantle the teleporter there and move the beacon out to space.

Anything else I could say has been said already.

Somejerk

Implanting someone who you should be able to trust on your security team with harmful chems should be scrutinized heavily. The point of those implants is either to keep repeating offenders in line or for officers to have a trump card in case someone with a proper weapon starts to attack them. Tracki...

Somejerk

"B: Make it so one of your nuke ops members must become the cyborg, sacrificing manpower and the advantages of being an ops in favor of cyborgification."

This doesn't like a bad option. Have it so the person who uses the signaling device or whatever it is become a borg right then and there.

Somejerk

Last night I was an Op Commander for the first time and gave myself a very inappropriate surname (Niggerspics, cause lolracism) just because I could. We started out as any Nuke Ops round does, the plan was the usual go in, fuck 'em up and leave. So I set aside 50 for the borg and start handing out r...

Somejerk

All this food we consume and we don't even need to use the toilets. We should have to poop once in a while. If you don't go to the toilet your jumpsuit gets shit all over it and you have to use a washer or get a new suit. Edit: Oh yes, and if you don't clean it people around you start to vomit and r...

Somejerk

If Drones could be emagged I would just make a bunch of drones, emag them and wait.

Maybe even blow the rest of my TC on an Esword or Bow for one of them...

Edit: Nah, screw that. Just give them the rest of my TCs in C4.

Somejerk

Then a better fix would be to reduce or eliminate the slip distance Just plain no. Is how I feel about space lube getting a visual. I don't even use the shit but the requirements for it to be made should put it a level above the usual stuff anyone can make on a whim. It's why IEDs are bad even comp...

Somejerk

Then a better fix would be to reduce or eliminate the slip distance and have the stun time in line with water slipping. A visual representation fixes nothing because, like I said, most people don't even bother to walk when wet signs are up and then attempt to kill you because you're doing your job a...

Somejerk

How would a visual reminder of Space Lube help when most of you don't even notice the wet signs?

Somejerk

Not until we have a way of getting out of Cryo tubes that you get stuck in.

Somejerk

NanoTrasen won a big suit on age discrimination and fired them all.

Somejerk

What have I done...

Somejerk

Today I noticed that drones can't use the mister on the backpack water tank.

Somejerk

I was one of the Operatives during that round, Devin I think was my name. After Lumi was gone the Commander just went "Fuck you all, I'm doing this myself" and went to the station. I was clearly mad over the fact that we lost our TCs over this and while I was calling for a week ban (probab...

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