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by Jeb
Tue Mar 19, 2024 6:13 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Breathing bags
Replies: 3
Views: 201

Re: Breathing bags

Instead of a mediborg module, imagine if we had O2 pipes that ran to oxygen masks near the tables and could be interacted with similar to IV's. O2 could either be piped from tanks in storage or if you trust atmosia enough, a direct line up from there (or a filter on the air line that breaks off oxyg...
by Jeb
Wed Mar 06, 2024 3:24 pm
Forum: Policy Discussion
Topic: Disable early map voting
Replies: 27
Views: 1069

Re: Disable early map voting

should just adjust it so that you can't call for a map vote until you can call the shuttle. starting a vote right as the game is starting is quite stupid
by Jeb
Thu Feb 08, 2024 8:57 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Colossal ore vent vs real NUTclear operative shuttle
Replies: 47
Views: 2247

Re: Colossal ore vent vs real NUTclear operative shuttle

The note is pretty dumb because of the reasons stated in the fucking walls of text where it mentions that even if the shuttle WASN'T there, if Mines had spawned the colossus it would have still hit the station. what's the lizard supposed to do, not do that vent because he's gonna get banned/noted ov...
by Jeb
Tue Feb 06, 2024 9:02 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Headmin Campaign Speculationnut
Replies: 72
Views: 2956

Re: Headmin Campaign Speculationnut

Timonk wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 5:37 pm
Jeb wrote: Mon Feb 05, 2024 9:55 pm im gunna run no cap 4realz
the fossil has spoken for the first time in 8 years
discord > forums, it's easier to shitpost there
by Jeb
Mon Feb 05, 2024 9:55 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Headmin Campaign Speculationnut
Replies: 72
Views: 2956

Re: Headmin Campaign Speculationnut

im gunna run no cap 4realz
by Jeb
Tue Apr 12, 2016 2:55 am
Forum: Site, Forums, And Wiki
Topic: The Media Page
Replies: 9
Views: 3233

Re: The Media Page

Holy fuck why didn't I img-responsive those images when I made that page
by Jeb
Mon Apr 11, 2016 6:18 am
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Lollerderby] Pascal123 - Rule Zero
Replies: 12
Views: 4052

Re: [Lollerderby] Pascal123 - Rule Zero

and posts requesting details disappear by people who normally are not involved in the administrative process Hi, The two posts removed by me were removed solely because they were shitposting and not relevant. This one I will allow (unless someone else decides otherwise) because it's a decent, quali...
by Jeb
Fri Apr 08, 2016 6:02 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [thelongbowman] Glitter Tits - Clownin' Around
Replies: 8
Views: 2979

Re: [thelongbowman] Glitter Tits - Clownin' Around

Isn't forced gender reassignment a bannable offense in the first place?
by Jeb
Sun Apr 03, 2016 10:44 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Little things you learned that are game changing
Replies: 2455
Views: 654117

Re: Little things you learned that are game changing

Zilenan91 wrote:I was gonna use it to tide and be a nuisance not murder him
Well, in that case, I've successfully killed Ian quite a number of times using this method.
by Jeb
Sun Apr 03, 2016 10:40 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Little things you learned that are game changing
Replies: 2455
Views: 654117

Re: Little things you learned that are game changing

I'm glad that this trick isn't kept in the sekrit klub, so now I know about I guess. I'll see what kind of griff I can get up to with this, so thanks. Before you do this, prepare a lesser used disposal. Empty out toolboxes into them, individual metal rods, glass shards, etc. If it's sharp or blunt,...
by Jeb
Sun Apr 03, 2016 10:37 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Gang needs an update
Replies: 54
Views: 12511

Re: Gang needs an update

10/10 suggestion m8
by Jeb
Sun Apr 03, 2016 8:06 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Saegrimr] - JustMercy1994 (Ban Appeal)
Replies: 9
Views: 2752

Re: [Saegrimr] - JustMercy1994 (Ban Appeal)

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR NOT CHECKING TABS OH GOD I'M SORRY
by Jeb
Sun Apr 03, 2016 8:04 pm
Forum: Site, Forums, And Wiki
Topic: clean up the roleplay forum
Replies: 43
Views: 9204

Re: clean up the roleplay forum

I moved all the "ask <redacted> anything" threads that I saw (that wasn't ask nanotrasen) to the off-topic forum.

If I missed anything, just report the thread.
by Jeb
Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:37 pm
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Ban Requests has been closed
Replies: 97
Views: 27147

Re: Ban Requests has been closed

The two admins (thanks Niknak/Saeg/Bgo etc) that finally joined were at the end of the round/beginning of the new round. At that point, adminhelp's had gone ignored for 30+ minutes. still faster response time than the ban requests forum tbh Yes, but had they not joined, the shitlers that were remov...
by Jeb
Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:13 pm
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Ban Requests has been closed
Replies: 97
Views: 27147

Re: Ban Requests has been closed

>adminhelps relayed to IRC because of afk admins >2 admins respond and come online >2 permabans, 1 weeklong headban, and another guy 2 week antag banned Seems to be working as intended Significantly less full of sodium today, that round was rage-tier. The two admins (thanks Niknak/Saeg/Bgo etc) tha...
by Jeb
Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:51 am
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Ban Requests has been closed
Replies: 97
Views: 27147

Re: Ban Requests has been closed

Because this shit tier idea is working out so well. Case in point, this last round on Sybil. I adminhelp'd 5 times, got not a single response. Joined supportbus, not a single admin joined. -- I spent 20 minutes being shit on by a doctor that thought it was funny to pump me full of morphine while I w...
by Jeb
Wed Mar 23, 2016 4:06 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Test proposal thread
Replies: 113
Views: 25598

Re: Test proposal thread

removing hg for eternity
by Jeb
Wed Mar 23, 2016 2:04 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Test 4: PARANOIA ON A DEATHTRAP
Replies: 95
Views: 24449

Re: Test 4: PARANOIA ON A DEATHTRAP

Steelpoint wrote:This was a poor idea.

Also stop deleting your posts since it kills any sense of keeping track of what was said.
There aren't any posts (here) that were removed that weren't goofball posting strawpoll screamer url's.

(unless I missed something, but I looked before I made this post)
by Jeb
Tue Mar 22, 2016 11:58 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Test 4: PARANOIA ON A DEATHTRAP
Replies: 95
Views: 24449

Re: Test 4: PARANOIA ON A DEATHTRAP

Jumping on the "this is fucking retarded" bandwagon.

How the fuck did HG get headmin again anyway, this is how/why stupid shit happens.

ME ADMIN ME MAKE CHANGE YOU LIKE
by Jeb
Tue Mar 22, 2016 1:24 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Remove the Mining Shuttle
Replies: 7
Views: 2539

Re: Remove the Mining Shuttle

mining shuttle only works if it exists

^_^
by Jeb
Mon Mar 14, 2016 1:13 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: LYNCH THE JANITOR
Replies: 37
Views: 10068

LYNCH THE JANITOR

So, basing this off a previous round. I normally roll assistant, or a job close to it. I like having no responsibilities, etc. This time, I decided I wanted to join up as a Janitor. I gear up, grab my mop, my cart, fill it full of water and such and go to work. Putting signs down like a good janitor...
by Jeb
Tue Feb 02, 2016 5:41 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: "APC destroyed eyy mission accomplished"
Replies: 14
Views: 11553

Re: "APC destroyed eyy mission accomplished"

Ricotez wrote:I only know you gotta put a bangin' donk on it is from some british song
[youtube]ckMvj1piK58[/youtube]
by Jeb
Mon Aug 31, 2015 12:11 am
Forum: Archived/Deleted
Topic: Endorsements [Now with meme icon]
Replies: 17
Views: 5977

Re: Endorsements [Now with meme icon]

cyfause wrote:i endorse this post
by Jeb
Mon Aug 10, 2015 3:29 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: ITT we vent about work and employment
Replies: 88
Views: 24365

Re: ITT we vent about work and employment

I literally just gave up 8 years of slinging sammiches to be the sole tech support guy at a local isp.

Been there a week and couldn't be happier and wouldn't go back for anything.
by Jeb
Sun Aug 09, 2015 11:41 am
Forum: Closed Complaints
Topic: [Saegrimr] Pascal123 - Conduct Violation, Unjustified Ban.
Replies: 83
Views: 21218

Re: [Saegrimr] Pascal123 - Conduct Violation, Unjustified Ba

>admin being complained about requests the topic closed because people are complaining about him


no.
by Jeb
Wed Jul 22, 2015 5:44 am
Forum: Resolved Requests
Topic: Happi Futur / Millian MacTavish / Sven Grey - FNR Killing
Replies: 41
Views: 9869

Re: Happi Futur / Millian MacTavish / Sven Grey - FNR Killin

Refusing to state your laws, even with a lawset that gives you the ability to say "fuck you, no" makes you look shady as fuck.

Doesn't mean they should have left you to rot, they should have at least had the courtesy to take your broken remains to robotics.
by Jeb
Tue Jul 14, 2015 9:04 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: You have been inactive for more than 10 minutes = disconnect
Replies: 34
Views: 10300

Re: You have been inactive for more than 10 minutes = discon

Amnestik wrote:I'm not sure why people mind. If you're AFK for 10 minutes, you're clearly busy doing other things.
Or you died a tragic death and are tabbed out of the game waiting for the round to end?
by Jeb
Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gerber Knife Problem
Replies: 32
Views: 9089

Re: Gerber Knife Problem

An0n3 wrote:Would you rather raise a son who tries to hide and cover-up his mistakes or a son who owns up to his failings and makes right by them?
Why no "trys to cover up his mistakes then owns up when he gets caught".
by Jeb
Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:30 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gerber Knife Problem
Replies: 32
Views: 9089

Re: Gerber Knife Problem

Seems like something that would be incredibly neat to pickup as a hobby. Wonder what they'd say around here with living literally a block away from a school..."whatcha doin jeb? oh you know, making knives and shit.."
by Jeb
Sun Jul 12, 2015 9:24 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Should hornygranny remain as headmin?
Replies: 115
Views: 33229

Re: Should hornygranny remain as headmin?

Wasn't/Isn't one of the "requirements" for adminship that you should be at least somewhat remotely moderately active on the forums? If so, why hasn't HG so much as responded to this thread at all? That should just about speak for itself. --Edit FWIW: His last actual post, doing admin dutie...
by Jeb
Sun Jul 12, 2015 9:20 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Fix the toxins test site
Replies: 2
Views: 1681

Re: Fix the toxins test site

Fairly certain there was a PR that was supposed to fix it, think it was caused by unsimulated turfs not being a thing anymore or something like that.
by Jeb
Sun Jul 12, 2015 3:32 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: hard population cap
Replies: 102
Views: 26966

Re: hard population cap

There's only one physical server.
by Jeb
Sun Jul 12, 2015 5:31 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: What are the rules on player controlled slimes/aliens?
Replies: 30
Views: 7343

Re: What are the rules on player controlled slimes/aliens?

re: sentient slimes a shit can we just make it so that if they're sentient via a potion (ie: not wizarding) they don't have the option to feed/split? We already have it, using the docility potion (normal pink slime) removes eating/splitting/the nutrition mechanic. No one uses it. Merge them then?
by Jeb
Sun Jul 12, 2015 5:01 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: hard population cap
Replies: 102
Views: 26966

Re: hard population cap

All it needs to do is say "the game is currently full, your position in queue is 9" then either place you into the game automatically or BWOINK you and make you pick an open position. Would be worlds better than what this is now https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/10566 Neat. Se...
by Jeb
Sun Jul 12, 2015 4:09 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: hard population cap
Replies: 102
Views: 26966

Re: hard population cap

If these shitty hard caps are a must and obviously can't be fixed by unfucking whatever section of code fucked them up in the first place can we just open up Sybil 2, which like..runs boxstation and gives people that don't want to erp on basil a place to play? We don't need to turn into "le exc...
by Jeb
Sun Jul 12, 2015 4:06 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: What are the rules on player controlled slimes/aliens?
Replies: 30
Views: 7343

Re: What are the rules on player controlled slimes/aliens?

re: sentient slimes a shit

can we just make it so that if they're sentient via a potion (ie: not wizarding) they don't have the option to feed/split?
by Jeb
Sun Jul 12, 2015 2:01 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: hard population cap
Replies: 102
Views: 26966

Re: hard population cap

Again, stupid.


Hurr durr can't even connect period.

Never had these problems before.
by Jeb
Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:53 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: hard population cap
Replies: 102
Views: 26966

Re: hard population cap

palpatine213 wrote:the > 50 players message actually isn't a cap. It just says that there's >50 players on Sybil. Please consider playing on basil.
It doesn't actually limit anything.
except for the part where YOU CAN'T PLAY BECAUSE THERES A PLAYER CAP.
by Jeb
Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:19 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: hard population cap
Replies: 102
Views: 26966

Re: hard population cap

All it needs to do is say "the game is currently full, your position in queue is 9" then either place you into the game automatically or BWOINK you and make you pick an open position.

Would be worlds better than what this is now
by Jeb
Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:13 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: hard population cap
Replies: 102
Views: 26966

Re: hard population cap

Incoming wrote:it's at 50 now, which is bordering on ridiculous.
so the message isn't even being truthful?

if the stupid artificial restrictions are "necessary" can we at least add a fucking queue system so you don't have to either spam Join Game or say fuck it and observe
by Jeb
Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:34 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: hard population cap
Replies: 102
Views: 26966

hard population cap

There are currently >70 players on Sybil. You will not be able to join the game until a crewmember is no longer occupying their job slot. You may observe or try playing on Basil at byond://game.tgstation13.org:2337

this is fucking retarded
by Jeb
Sun Jul 05, 2015 3:30 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gerber Knife Problem
Replies: 32
Views: 9089

Re: Gerber Knife Problem

http://www.gerbergear.com/Tactical/Kniv ... e_22-41405 looks moderately similar to this one, but would be easier to identify if it were cleaned up and not photographed with a toaster.

why the fuck did you put a knife in a fire in the first place
by Jeb
Fri Jun 26, 2015 3:51 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: #REMOVE CHEMBLOB BULLSHIT 2015
Replies: 16
Views: 5463

Re: #REMOVE CHEMBLOB BULLSHIT 2015

Ever consider reporting that as a bug, you know, on github..where bugs are tracked and reported?
by Jeb
Fri Jun 26, 2015 3:45 pm
Forum: Resolved Requests
Topic: john trustworthy "borgs rogue"
Replies: 38
Views: 9928

Re: john trustworthy "borgs rogue"

Use this template when posting a ban request:


Your byond account:
Your character name:
Their character name:
Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it):
Server and time:
Logs and/or screenshots:
Description of what happened:
Why they should be banned:



pls.
by Jeb
Fri Jun 26, 2015 3:44 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: DO BLOBS HAVE A RANGED ATTACK OR NOT?
Replies: 20
Views: 5897

Re: DO BLOBS HAVE A RANGED ATTACK OR NOT?

Oh no I got attacked by a blob twice better ghost then post rage threads.
by Jeb
Fri Jun 26, 2015 3:43 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: #REMOVE CHEMBLOB BULLSHIT 2015
Replies: 16
Views: 5463

Re: #REMOVE CHEMBLOB BULLSHIT 2015

People might take you more seriously if you fix your caps lock button, as I've done for you above.
by Jeb
Wed Jun 17, 2015 11:40 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator
Replies: 22
Views: 7205

Re: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

I'm moderately upset that I didn't get put on there :(

rude.