/tg/Station 13

So, basing this off a previous round.

I normally roll assistant, or a job close to it. I like having no responsibilities, etc. This time, I decided I wanted to join up as a Janitor.

I gear up, grab my mop, my cart, fill it full of water and such and go to work. Putting signs down like a good janitor should.

This inevitably turns into people stealing my cart, pepperspraying me and going as far as arresting me and putting me in the brig for doing nothing more than my JOB.

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Why is this OKAY ? Why...

Byond account and character name: Stapler2025 // Jebediah Kerman
Admin: Tedward, WJohnston, ThatSlyFox
Time incident occured: ~530pm Mountain
Detailed summary: Was killed by a non antag bartender for wrenching his table and screwdrivering his booze machine. I sent in the initial adminhelp while in critical condition, which went unanswered.

Bitched in deadchat and again, wasn't answered.

Sent in a second adminhelp and it again..went unanswered.

I spent a 30+ minute round sitting dead outside genetics...

Your byond account: Stapler2025

Your character name: Jebediah Kerman

Their character name: Brucie 'Q' Lear

Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it): DarkNightSin

Server and time: Round ended 5:45ish PM mountain time

Logs and/or screenshots: Unavailable due to game crash, apparently need to make a new log each round because people are shit

Description of what happened: Brucie was playing as the HoP this round, I had asked for the usual access changes so that I can build my...

Your byond account: stapler2025
Your character name: Normally, Jebediah Kerman. Nukeop round, was Nikolas Kerman.

Their character name: Smoke Kerman
Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it): AriPapas

Server and time: Sybil, round ended ~6:25pm MST

Logs and/or screenshots: No logs, no screenshots, sorry.

AriPapas was Smoke Kerman (body destroyed)

Description of what happened: This actually spans multiple rounds. AriPapas doesn't seem to understand anything about the game, from...

Your byond account: stapler2025

Your character name: Jebediah Kerman

Their character name: Jamison Oneal

Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it): ASJHKL asdf

Server and time: Sybil, ~4:30PM Mountain (round end probably 4:45 or so?)

Logs and/or screenshots:

Description of what happened: Round started with the HoS (Jamison Oneal) arresting Mugen Lloris, using a flashbang to achieve this. I was trying to speak with Mugen, however the HoS kept trying to whack me with his...

The snack machines around the station should be equipped to sell Captains Choice Condoms

Per IRC:

when are we adding condoms to be dispensed by the candy machines
BUT made anyone using them valid.
completely valid.
you can blow them up as balloons
Appendicitis isn't even an option in the virus outbreak event
target.color = #890
vistapowa_tp: Janitor limit would need to be raised to maximum
>go to buy snacks
>Comdom Brand Condoms
you mean
Captain's Choice Condoms
Comdom Brand Comdoms...