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by Scriptis
Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:19 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: The PapaMichael corner
Replies: 12
Views: 294

Re: The PapaMichael corner

bootleg
by Scriptis
Sat Apr 20, 2024 5:17 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Squirrel gets ISIS application denied, gets nutty
Replies: 18
Views: 452

Re: Squirrel gets ISIS application denied, gets nutty

local player leaves for 2 months after receiving antag ban, returns without playing any appreciable amount of time, demands antag ban lifted, misses point entirely
by Scriptis
Mon Apr 15, 2024 10:12 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Oranges Asks YOU To Rework Heretic
Replies: 50
Views: 1095

Re: Oranges Asks YOU To Rework Heretic

heretics now explode when they die killing everyone and destroying everything in a 15 tile radius

heretics now have one hp

people who kill a heretic fnr are now permanently banned
by Scriptis
Mon Apr 15, 2024 3:27 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity
Replies: 43
Views: 1295

Re: Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

Jonathan Gupta wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:25 am Jonathon Gupta is christ, please ask my son Jonathan Gupta
o lord jhohny gupto, i beseech thee, please stop killing the peasants
by Scriptis
Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:59 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: I am the uncontested Vault safe king but the adminfriend is taking the fun out of the game and it's driving me crazy!
Replies: 215
Views: 4355

Re: I am the uncontested Vault safe king but the adminfriend is taking the fun out of the game and it's driving me crazy

Istoprocent1 wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:53 pm Impressive dedication as well as unhealthy amount spent on the game. No suicides, no ghostings. Always helping crew out.
your last two rounds were spent suiciding because you a) weren't antag and b) couldn't get your vault loot

again this is lame as hell and is well-deserving of a note
by Scriptis
Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:50 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: I am the uncontested Vault safe king but the adminfriend is taking the fun out of the game and it's driving me crazy!
Replies: 215
Views: 4355

Re: I am the uncontested Vault safe king but the adminfriend is taking the fun out of the game and it's driving me crazy

if you complain about "the antag distribution system" being skewed in an appeal where you were very obviously powergaming you are boring. you are a boring player. you are contributing nothing to the round, cut it out
by Scriptis
Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:49 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: I am the uncontested Vault safe king but the adminfriend is taking the fun out of the game and it's driving me crazy!
Replies: 215
Views: 4355

Re: I am the uncontested Vault safe king but the adminfriend is taking the fun out of the game and it's driving me crazy

Istoprocent1 wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:21 am Now when it comes to "how many times did I do my gimmick" it just shows how skewed the antag distribution system is.
stop being boring
by Scriptis
Thu Apr 11, 2024 1:42 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: "Player's" club posters when they're asked to talk about playing
Replies: 34
Views: 1034

Re: "Player's" club posters when they're asked to talk about playing

instead of fixing the main engine i have recently just begun building a new engine before the main one delaminates

usually i finish it with 1-2 minutes to spare
by Scriptis
Mon Apr 08, 2024 2:43 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Banned for making a safe Supernutter.
Replies: 34
Views: 1449

Re: Banned for making a safe Supernutter.

kinnebian wrote: Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:50 am -snip-
now this. this right here is some rule 0 territory
by Scriptis
Sun Mar 31, 2024 9:52 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: this is what happens when you play on m*nu*el
Replies: 105
Views: 3861

Re: this is what happens when you play on m*nu*el

tl;dr: make spaceman lives more disposable. round removal should be ok and i'm tired of pretending it isn't
by Scriptis
Sun Mar 31, 2024 9:49 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: this is what happens when you play on m*nu*el
Replies: 105
Views: 3861

Re: this is what happens when you play on m*nu*el

this is the kind of behavior i want on sybil because it would continue escalating until at least a dozen people were dead and the kitchen was in space and everyone would be laughing their asses off

gupta is not manuel material that's pretty much the end of it
by Scriptis
Mon Mar 25, 2024 9:41 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Replies: 84
Views: 3156

Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest

we should just make it so that using a bucket on a moth puts the moth in the bucket like axolotl in a bucket in minecraft
by Scriptis
Sat Mar 23, 2024 11:23 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Average Yellow rock setups
Replies: 15
Views: 535

Re: Average Yellow rock setups

you can make a 1x1 engine by putting a portable heater, portable scrubber, and tesla coil on the same tile as the crystal using disposals pipes, and then power it with an emitter with a disabler

edit: or blow kisses at it
by Scriptis
Fri Mar 22, 2024 11:27 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: nutter thinks chatgpt will get his note removed
Replies: 19
Views: 845

Re: nutter thinks chatgpt will get his note removed

roses are red

violets are blue

if you use a language model to write your appeal

i think we should ban you
by Scriptis
Sat Mar 16, 2024 8:58 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Virology healing viruses and jellypeople
Replies: 19
Views: 967

Re: Virology healing viruses and jellypeople

IC issue. Don't roll Jellypeople if you're scared of viruses. For the same reason you shouldn't roll Plasmeme if you're scared of O2. We're not gonna start pumping the station full of plasma so you can breathe if you lose your internals. disagree because you can't remotely remove the O2 tanks of al...
by Scriptis
Thu Mar 14, 2024 9:16 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Fortifying departments w/o provication
Replies: 28
Views: 1727

Re: Fortifying departments w/o provication

the gist i'm feeling here and my own opinion is "as long as it isn't consistent borderline antag hunting from that one annoying bastard, let the people cook"
by Scriptis
Mon Mar 11, 2024 7:35 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: roleplay thread
Replies: 16
Views: 588

Re: roleplay thread

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by Scriptis
Sat Mar 09, 2024 8:09 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: /tg/station Yearbook: Most Likely to [____] Edition
Replies: 17
Views: 698

Re: /tg/station Yearbook: Most Likely to [____] Edition

gupta most likely to kill someone (he kills everyone)
by Scriptis
Sat Mar 09, 2024 6:01 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: /tg/station Yearbook: Most Likely to [____] Edition
Replies: 17
Views: 698

Re: /tg/station Yearbook: Most Likely to [____] Edition

freshestsoup most likely to explode
chimpston most likely to explode everything else
by Scriptis
Tue Feb 27, 2024 8:16 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: If a peanut is angry enough maybe it will explode like popcorn?
Replies: 77
Views: 2792

Re: If a peanut is angry enough maybe it will explode like popcorn?

dendy's response here is spectacular. chesh should take notes (you made a right pick for host vote)
by Scriptis
Sat Feb 24, 2024 5:32 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: postmortem nutter comes back from the dead.
Replies: 61
Views: 2279

Re: postmortem nutter comes back from the dead.

i'd rather have jonashx over the said 30 year old porn fetishist whose entire bit was sexually harassing other players which is really common in tg players for some reason. i seriously put high-risk directed kys speech like this at the same level of as doxxing threats. that shit really hurts people...
by Scriptis
Sat Feb 24, 2024 5:25 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: postmortem nutter comes back from the dead.
Replies: 61
Views: 2279

Re: postmortem nutter comes back from the dead.

Jonashx/(Jimmy Quark) (DEAD) "you are a 30 year old porn fetishist that steals felinids shoes in a online game" Jonashx/(Jimmy Quark) (DEAD) "you should honestly get the rope" i do not want this person to be a part of this community edit: this should remain in place for at least...
by Scriptis
Sat Feb 24, 2024 2:30 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: security officer cannot articulate probable cause nut
Replies: 78
Views: 3288

security officer cannot articulate probable cause nut

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=35831

i think that ekat might've been fine if they'd said they checked the room and saw two nasty viruses first
by Scriptis
Thu Feb 22, 2024 12:00 am
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Iansdoor] Qfmysteryman23- bullshit ban
Replies: 10
Views: 1070

Re: [Iansdoor] Qfmysteryman23- bullshit ban

Of note, Qfmysteryman23 appears to have also suicided at or near the start of the round in 224033 , 223565 , and 223618 . This ban appears to have been placed in 224333 . 224033 started 2024-02-16 04:51:02. Qfmysteryman23 joined Manuel and Sybil in the 2 subsequent hours as an observer, and then sig...
by Scriptis
Wed Feb 21, 2024 7:51 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Manuelmin (the)drag(meme)s AI through the mud like a nut
Replies: 108
Views: 4981

Re: Manuelmin (the)drag(meme)s AI through the mud like a nut

to elaborate: if someone messes with your ""event"" just give them a decent length of appropriately in-character rope, remember the golden rule, and smile :)
by Scriptis
Wed Feb 21, 2024 7:47 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Manuelmin (the)drag(meme)s AI through the mud like a nut
Replies: 108
Views: 4981

Re: Manuelmin (the)drag(meme)s AI through the mud like a nut

TheLoLSwat wrote: Wed Feb 21, 2024 6:36 pm People on Manuel can’t just beat up cc officers? I make it a tradition to kidnap and hold them for ransom after declaring them to be syndicate infiltrators
i can attest to this because i had macrobomb implant even my interns and of course you blew up your own station in the process
by Scriptis
Wed Feb 21, 2024 7:38 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Why do admins NEVER play security/heads of staff jobs?
Replies: 31
Views: 1245

Re: Why do admins NEVER play security/heads of staff jobs?

no mention of worlds lamest RD Kraven Lockharte huh
by Scriptis
Mon Feb 12, 2024 8:26 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Election for king of the players club
Replies: 29
Views: 1117

Re: Election for king of the players club

its gupta
by Scriptis
Thu Feb 08, 2024 7:55 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: HIGH RISK ITEMS: Carry or Vault?
Replies: 39
Views: 1364

Re: HIGH RISK ITEMS: Carry or Vault?

this thread is making me move people down the tier list. hating poly is an instant F tier WHAT DID SHE DO TO YOU
by Scriptis
Thu Feb 08, 2024 7:47 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: HIGH RISK ITEMS: Carry or Vault?
Replies: 39
Views: 1364

Re: HIGH RISK ITEMS: Carry or Vault?

wesoda25 wrote: Thu Feb 08, 2024 5:06 am I will kill poly myself as CE fuck that stupid bird
you suck give poly the loud headset and hide her somewhere and then pet her like 4000 times
by Scriptis
Sat Feb 03, 2024 10:27 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Gary Glitter Note Nut
Replies: 16
Views: 854

Re: Gary Glitter Note Nut

play sybil
by Scriptis
Tue Jan 30, 2024 9:30 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Mech using the self defense excuse.
Replies: 7
Views: 632

Re: Mech using the self defense excuse.

this sounds like a typical case of power going to your head, especially given they're banned from fulp for similar stupid bullshit

live video feed of appeal op's brain
by Scriptis
Sun Jan 28, 2024 8:49 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: unlikely sources of clown names
Replies: 7
Views: 438

Re: unlikely sources of clown names

tinnitus monkey

so loud
by Scriptis
Sun Jan 28, 2024 8:11 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: unlikely sources of clown names
Replies: 7
Views: 438

Re: unlikely sources of clown names

in fairness to rageguy (and because I had nothing better to do for the past 30 minutes), here are stupid idiot names (of varying creativity and wit) for all 123 admins currently listed on the stupid idiot list (owned) adipemdragon Big Bird aiia AA II AA alamoturtle Remember the Alamo Turtle ambassad...
by Scriptis
Sun Jan 28, 2024 6:26 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: unlikely sources of clown names
Replies: 7
Views: 438

Re: unlikely sources of clown names

Raging Guy #505
by Scriptis
Sun Jan 28, 2024 7:30 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Official birdstation feedback thread
Replies: 45
Views: 1993

Re: Official birdstation feedback thread

well im drunk and i tried

can you put more birds at least
by Scriptis
Sun Jan 28, 2024 7:21 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Official birdstation feedback thread
Replies: 45
Views: 1993

Re: Official birdstation feedback thread

birdstation is a pox upon our land. you should reopen https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/22307
by Scriptis
Sat Jan 27, 2024 10:47 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Power problems?
Replies: 12
Views: 1624

Re: Power problems?

The Supermatter is an overcomplicated no it's not you can run it on a space heater and a portable scrubber the supermatter is poorly documented but all of that """complexity""" actually reduces to 1. have nitrogen 2. keep it under 400K the rest is cruft. more terms on ...
by Scriptis
Sat Jan 27, 2024 2:06 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Lasering right into a headmin review.
Replies: 32
Views: 1495

Re: Lasering right into a headmin review.

rule of cool. you should be able to build whatever you want, no matter how lethal it is, as long as it has even the slightest amount of safeties if you spend an hour building something stupid but you put good effort into keeping it safe up to that point and it kills half the crew through happenstanc...
by Scriptis
Sun Jan 21, 2024 4:42 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: What Good comes from polcon?
Replies: 36
Views: 1958

Re: What Good comes from polcon?

conrad wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 12:19 pm
kieth4 wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 11:39 am Polcon is cool, has some cool people pretty cool place. People get banned from tg gen too it doesn't make it bad.
Fr
no
seconded
by Scriptis
Wed Jan 17, 2024 2:59 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: i love this button
Replies: 53
Views: 2944

Re: i love this button

Jonathan Gupta wrote: Wed Jan 17, 2024 1:39 pm what I DO IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN
STOP

👏

KILLING

👏

PEOPLE

👏
by Scriptis
Fri Jan 12, 2024 11:41 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Peanut
Replies: 103
Views: 14732

Re: Peanut

plea for you to apply to be a sybil admin
by Scriptis
Tue Jan 02, 2024 8:30 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Weighted random and bad maps
Replies: 101
Views: 59742

Re: Weighted random and bad maps

yknow what fuck it. i'm going to put my money where my mouth is, be productive, and see about contributing to birdshot

was going to roll virtual list rendering this week anyway after nearly crashing to an air alarm in a room with 60 scrubbers
by Scriptis
Tue Jan 02, 2024 7:57 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Weighted random and bad maps
Replies: 101
Views: 59742

Re: Weighted random and bad maps

-snip- towerstation and sokoban, both in the depot, have never, to my knowledge, actually been in regular rotation? i really, truly do believe that (with the exception of the exceptionally loud voices screaming "birdshit" &c) we're past the "people need to spend time on this map ...
by Scriptis
Tue Jan 02, 2024 5:57 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Weighted random and bad maps
Replies: 101
Views: 59742

Re: Weighted random and bad maps

it's a multiplayer game! don't make people play it alone, and don't alienate people from the community--and, in this case, don't drive the better part of the community insane... look, tram is a success story. it sucked and then they did some component rotation and a bit of polish and optimized the t...
by Scriptis
Tue Jan 02, 2024 5:23 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Weighted random and bad maps
Replies: 101
Views: 59742

Re: Weighted random and bad maps

the position that some maps should never see the light of day is untenable why? we have map_depot for this exact purpose. we have test merges to test and iterate on maps, and birdshot clearly needs a lot of iteration to satisfy the players we have. it's like koth_viaduct versus koth_product_final ....
by Scriptis
Tue Jan 02, 2024 3:30 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Weighted random and bad maps
Replies: 101
Views: 59742

Re: Weighted random and bad maps

Scriptis, I can safely say that we have a bit more insight on whether or not people are intentionally griefing to speedrun Birdshot rounds. I can promise you that it is a thing that's happened more than a couple of times, though it usually takes the form of trying to get the shuttle called as quick...