/tg/Station 13

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My two major gripes with progtots are the fact that final objectives are timegated behind 90 minutes, like I fought tooth and nail to get to ledgendary status before the captain calls the shuttle because he stubbed his toe or some shit only to get denied by timegates that are not explained or stated...

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To quote farquaar “ Ah yes. Felinids like it when you target their groin to "pull" their "tail". This is a feature that we can expect to stand the test of time.”

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BYOND account: Noodlecat Character name: N/A Ban type: Server Ban length: Perma Ban reason: You know what you did, go appeal this on forums Time ban was placed: 2021-8-25 22:22;51 Round ID in which ban was placed: 10500 Your side of the story: I thought to my self, today i will play on TGMC but the...

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Ss13 tax evasion edition

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09:07:35 GAME optimumtact/(Platos Syrup) executed SDQL query(s): "call client.ooc('''I love Nep-Tuis fat ass''') on /mob/living in global.player_list".

Incomprehensibly based

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The abductor trauma thing is the least fun one Example of good abductor organ that you can actually rp around: mindshock gland, this one is really fun, i spent a while as a qm having a mental breakdown(ic of course) over the fact that whenever i got a headache people around me suffered, when i went ...

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i really hope they do

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Either way we should not have a indestructible shuttle

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Creative antagging isn’t when you are forced via indestructible walls to play in one specific way

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i do play heretic and have ascended once, i am pointing out a larger flaw in the fact we have a shitty antag that most people don't like.

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ArcaneDefence wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 3:33 am Bring back the consensual malf ai erp loophole because it was funny as fuck

the what

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You see that welding tank, and that welder, turn it off before you refill it. Hey where are you going, HONKY NO!!!!

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Drunk party should be out, but keep broken lights, I like the ambiance it creates.

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cacogen wrote: ↑Mon Nov 01, 2021 2:05 pm there should be a traitor item that points to your objective

This, give us this.

Also in general the hand tele is such a good getaway tool that I snag it even if I don’t need it for an objective.

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This is way more of a problem with heretic in its current state, it’s an antag that immediately reveals itself on the station with influences, sec then immediately powergames and bag searches literally everyone, resulting in the heretic getting fucked over. Then you get executed and have no more pre...

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When the game about paranoia causes people to get paranoid

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No Poll

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if I see the clown my flight or fight drive takes hold

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Make N2O do stamina damage until knockout al la zombie powder instead of instant no warning knockout.

Remove CO2 knockout and make it slowly make you drunk and do too damage overtime instead of an even worse no warning knockout.

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Also many captains will buy the shuttle when they call it, giving all antags at most 20 minutes to prepare and completely change their playstyles around an easy to buy shuttle that costs less money than cargo starts with. In general a single shuttle that costs 7000 cr and has no unlock requirement s...

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I am scared

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And before all of you compare this to the arena shuttle, the arena shuttle costs lots of money and requires bubblegum to be killed, while the lux shuttle has a very low cost and has zero requirements.

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Heretics, rev heads after revolutionary fail, heads of staff after rev win, wizards( i legit saw a wizard get cucked by the lux shuttle once and that inspired me to make this post), blood brothers(some down streams have them on) and xenos(also big inspiration for this post as they have no way of get...

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Let me address the three main issues mainly being: sacrificing, ascending, and containing captured heretics. 1. Containing captured heretics is easy if you know what to do, the best way to contain a heretic is with a muzzle, muzzles prevent verbal magic from being used. Another way of containing a h...

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Traitor is not the only antag dingus

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I for one like vg virology more, the antigen and antibody stuff makes the virologist be the person who cures the virus instead of chemistry

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We still talking about this guy

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Being able to just drag money (that they cannot even get without donations or stealing from vault, both would be hard to do in mass in a malf round for example) is super unintuitive and I doubt anyone knows about this. And if a traitor (or god forbid a heretic) has to hijack a lux shuttle without ha...

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The current (indestructible) lux shuttle makes hijack near impossible unless you are a traitor who specifically planned to remove people’s money while still having money yourself. Also borgs and people without medbay cannot use this at all. One example is when i as a malf AI on fulp had to hijack sh...

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I have actually coded this on a downstream, by giving players dreams. People would be dropped in a dreamworld for the duration of their unconsciousness and could fuck around there while remaining completely oblivious to their surroundings Was all fun and games until people started getting beaten up...

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I did not make the zombies yulice, and unless you made the zombies you has zero reason to assume that there were zombies

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Having a flash can be countered by facing away from the person with the flash, and taking out a flash makes a distinct sound, while pda bombs are instant and uncounterable(without just turning pda messaging off)

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I explicitly said powergaming, which is when you arm up for no reason at all to fight a potential threat(think cargo ordering mind shields roundstart)

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Buff adrenals and adrenaline sacks, changelings are such a weak antag right now.

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I feel like this post is missing the context of your "gimmick". You blue space launchpaded unsuspecting victims then murdered them. No real escalation was present other than that on your part. The geneticist didn't use the hulk mutator until AFTER you kidnapped them. That was not even my ...

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Changing the game mode when people vote for it is based as fuck, its a game and if people wanna play it one way they get too

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But for real admins should give tokens to people who had their antag round ruined by someone who broke the rules

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The only problem with a code fix is that this is easily exploitable and does not account for sentient xenobio spiders. Spiders could now be countered by someone lugging around an empty canister and, as they are unable to attack it, that person would be very hard for the spiders to attack. This is ev...

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Admins rarely ever call out the geneticist in question before the antag is dead and the admins refuse to give said powergamed and round removed by non sec a token because ToKENs aRe OnLY iF aN aDmIN meSSes uP(which i think is bs because they did not bewoink the geneticist with hulk/fireball and drak...

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Nothing makes being an antag harder then random assholes being both immune to melee and having fucking wizard abilities for no reason at all. I have seen geneticists have this on fucking greenshifts, and yes this is an ided post, as i just recently had a gimmick ruined by a hulk fireball genetics ma...

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Also conversion antag bans just round remove you if you get converted, and that is extremely unfun

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Oh, yep I made a mistake, I will avoid it in the future but a three week ban for this seems excessive

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Not a lot of people read the obscure side page, and even less of those people memorize said side page.

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i was not aware of those admin rulings as they are not on the rule page on the wiki, i will take note of that in the future

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This led to three headrevs being executed, including themself.

This was also revs revealed by the 20 minute mark, there was next to zero chance that it would of gone well. Being gulauged and possibly escaping was my best bet

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BYOND account: noodlecat Character name: Crux CF Ban type: security, Deathsquad, Abductor, Xenomorph, Blood Brother, Cultist, Operative, Revolutionary, Head Revolutionary, Spider, Swarmer Ban length: 30240 minutes Ban reason: As a Head Revolutionary, outed their fellow head revolutionaries to the e...

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Watching people from terry whine about not being able to call people racial slurs anymore is more fun than it has any right to be.

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Any station with public cyborg chargers is good(ethereal main), icebox would be good if it was not the stupidly over powered fauna that you meet if you fall down one level from an explosion. Bears are the combo of bullet sponge and stupid amounts of damage, wolves are constantly breaking and enterin...

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The current problem with this is why I don’t do gimmicks often as a traitor 1.people get brunt out on this stuff(especially considering how common families is in the testmerge does not make this any better) gimmicks are hard to come up with and take time and luck, which brings us to part 2: 2. Gimmi...

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