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https://i.imgur.com/HQoPaE3.png you forgot to add this one sorry i had that in the original thread that got locked in players club would you like me to add to the complaint that you never answered that question either? why else would you post that? have certain admins gained the power to handwave p...

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I didn’t know people could act like this without getting their skull crushed with a nice, just bigger than palm sized rock. Personally I’m thinking maybe we ought to run it back Neolithic style. Hi. Yes, uh. no. Just no. I didn’t know people could act like this without getting their skull crushed w...

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i'm out of this fuckin shithole

there really is no place you can have some non-serious shitposting fun anywhere /tg/ related except maybe the gupta corner

tg killing off its lrp players one by one truly amazing

peace out girlscouts

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i was playing dwarf fortress adventure mode 12 years ago on the highschool computers during lunch break, what do you mean it's "out" now??? you reminded me that zach and tarn are getting old and their game is still years from being finished it will never be finished it is god's wisdom ong...

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I didn’t know people could act like this without getting their skull crushed with a nice, just bigger than palm sized rock. Personally I’m thinking maybe we ought to run it back Neolithic style. who the FUCK are you why is the players club being invaded by fucking manuel jesus chris admins mission ...

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Post Content: When and where this incident occured (Game Server, forums, Discord): Sybil Byond account and character name OR Discord name: Kendrickorium Admin: Isratosh ROUND ID HERE IF APPLICABLE: 227445 Detailed summary: OOC: Kendrickorium: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS GUY OOC: Chimpston: Ehrte am i...

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dendydoom wrote: ↑Fri Apr 19, 2024 11:10 am
Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Fri Apr 19, 2024 3:13 am I NEED TIMBER OR DENDY TO TELL ME WHAT TO THINK IMMEDIATELY

IMAGINE BEING MUTED FOR DEFENDING VEKTER

WHY WOULD HE DO THIS
congratulations or sorry that happened to you idk i aint reading all that

bet

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what a great thread guys really great

really really great

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I NEED TIMBER OR DENDY TO TELL ME WHAT TO THINK IMMEDIATELY

IMAGINE BEING MUTED FOR DEFENDING VEKTER

WHY WOULD HE DO THIS

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BonChoi wrote: ↑Fri Apr 19, 2024 3:00 am do you actually act like this or is this a joke

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OOC: Kendrickorium: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS GUY OOC: Chimpston: Ehrte am i OOC: Kendrickorium: HE THINKS RPG MAKER GAMES ARE BETTER OOC: Castone001: can someone ooc mute kendrick OOC: Kendrickorium: B E T T E R OOC: Castone001: fucking hate this dude OOC: Kendrickorium: THAN OOC: Kendrickorium: w...

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Timonk wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 10:01 am

lol i remember this

everyone got so fucking mad because you would literally not do anything except let poly scream over comms

a sign of tgs downwardness that you got in trouble for this shit

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TheSmallBlue wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 5:32 pm
Indie-ana Jones wrote: ↑Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:11 pm What do you change?
New catgirl themed heretic path

go on

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bring back Maid Bots

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whats going to happen is that in a month a coder will delete the vault

problem solved!

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I got nuke op leader twice in a row and we exploded the station in under 20 both times. I've been having lots of fun playing on sybil with actual population and people. I don't know how I feel about the new right click to see items on the floor menu. its a pleasure to have you when you are moving

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SOMEONE HELKPO ME

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riggle i'm going to make a joke about how its better to talk about tg in discord i cant fucking help it Riggle omega is setting me the fuck up HELP ME RIGGLE IM GOING TO MAKE THE JOKE

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who wants to know about starsector

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this place sucks and smells *pushes you* hey punk, you wanna say that again? *pushes you again* gupta is a good friend of mine. you understand? if you’re an enemy of gupta, you’re an enemy of me *pushes you for the third time, even though i know that this shove is completely unnecessary* i said thi...

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Ned L with a refusal to take that L making it XL. i feel like ned is kind of a dramatic person in general Maybe they were a theater kid you can dislike the ban and behavior of the admin without having to insult the admin personally, smdh totally agreed man in unrelated news the president sure is a ...

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this place sucks and smells

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>1 day ban
>I just said I would do it as a joke

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i really miss paris

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TheRex9001 wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 7:58 pm Thanks Kendrick for calling out how bad this thread title is

timonk is probably one of the worst at this and has learned nothing in years

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RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 6:07 am viewtopic.php?f=7&t=35970

10/10 peanut title

this is what takes the gold people get with the program

also whats wrong with milking for moth milk how else are you going to get it???

draining???

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love you

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also ive seen guptas """"""""""""""roleplay"""""""""""""" on shiptest

gupta you should roleplay a sane person one of these days

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Timonk wrote: ↑Sat Mar 30, 2024 8:44 pm viewtopic.php?f=7&t=36005

they banned my boy gupta for gibbing someone while antagonist during a recycled pro skub vs anti skub event

4/10 thread title

gupta please read craigs guide on how to be unbanned

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I think DEATH is a bit extreme, grab some cuffs throw the point waster in a cell. Specifically in the context of nuke-ops a simple death may just become a round removal with how busy medical will soon become, and a round removal seems awfully unfair for wasting some points. that sir is a cozy as fu...

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The adnins should not enforce optimal play, and should be hesitant to allow players to enforce optimal play via a pass to bending or breaking the rules. It is not against the rules to not contribute to the war effort. It is not acting like an antagonist to carry on business as usual around war ops ...

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zoomers don't understand what "leader" entails

color me shocked

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MY POSTS HAVE TO BE APPROVED BY MODERATORS BECAUSE I'm CLEARLY A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY

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all i'll say is that i've chopped crew members' heads off for less when they were fucking around during nuke ops

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https://web.archive.org/web/20201111222314/https://forums.baystation12.net/threads/ban-appeal-spake.7596/ This may have been one of the most interesting 5 minutes I've ever spent reading, it's a close second to Levitacus please explain your thread title how is the captain fucking someone? denied 0/...

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https://web.archive.org/web/20201111222314/https://forums.baystation12.net/threads/ban-appeal-spake.7596/ This may have been one of the most interesting 5 minutes I've ever spent reading, it's a close second to Levitacus please explain your thread title how is the captain fucking someone? shut up k...

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EmpressMaia wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2024 4:57 pm https://web.archive.org/web/20201111222 ... pake.7596/

This may have been one of the most interesting 5 minutes I've ever spent reading, it's a close second to Levitacus

please explain your thread title
how is the captain fucking someone?

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Reason you should be unbanned:

Well, it all started when I moved to San Francisco.

10/10 ban appeal already

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PapaMichael wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:07 pm viewtopic.php?t=35964
Have we had an obviously ai-generated appeal before? This is pretty bad.

A 1-word "sorry' would have had exactly the same substance as this.

0/10

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Mass banning of people who told justice to kill themselves? Based as fuck Handling of a metagang containing active and well-liked admins in a fair and just way? Based as fuck The kinda drop-off of activity from some members? Less based, but I understand the reasons given so I can't mark this as a h...

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BonChoi wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 10:05 pm it doesn't even have nut in the title

WTF!!!!

you are off rating duty
please see me later for additional training

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conrad wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 8:09 pm I guess you could say it was a 🆁ev-run

9/10

wine please apply yourself
@timonk here is your example of a good title

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Timonk wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 6:37 pm
Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 6:04 pm
Timonk wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2024 3:02 am viewtopic.php?f=7&t=35924
6.5/10
turn on your screen so it doesnt act as a mirror

if only your thread titles were as clever as your insults

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BonChoi wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 6:15 pm you came back just to rate my thread title the least of all of the other ones you rated but gave no examples as to why you thought it was bad nor any examples of what would've been better smh

stop being lazy
do your own research

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who the fuck are all these chuckle fucks

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BonChoi wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2024 9:46 pm viewtopic.php?f=7&t=35913

call grover cleveland and queen victoria because this is literally 1894

3/10 thread title

apply yourself

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https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=35927 I got to witness this one live, it was genuinely fucking peak. We had over half the crew sitting in front of the damn thing eating rads to watch it delam with popcorn— Even if the rules say one thing, sometimes, the heart should 100% say a...

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Timonk wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2024 3:02 am viewtopic.php?f=7&t=35924

6.5/10

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