/tg/Station 13

Imagine making this thread and all these posts and spending a bunch of time in discord yelling about this and still affecting zero change

24h isn't enough and your fulp history sucks, appeal denied

Randomly killing people around you when an admin PMs you is the universal sign for "please ban my ass forever", appeal denied pending a good conduct reference from another server

fuck engineers

"recall we can fix it" -complaint from some person no one likes 60 minutes into the round when the entire station has burnt to a crisp and 6 people are alive

Whenever I hear people complain about shuttles I just assume they're the stupid atmos techs and engineers who barricade themselves away from the rest of the game and cry when their single player experience is being reset 2 hours into the round when everyone is dying of boredom

ONE CORPORAL TWO SQUADDIES

WHY ARE YOUR TROOPS TRASH

>2 corporals and a squaddie

broh

I saw an accounting meme today and thought of citrus, I hope he's doing well in his tax form fort

I found that difficulty easy to the point where the game was literally skipping story events because I was faffing about consequence-free, as well as trivially cheesing some missions, but the game is so long I haven't returned to it yet. (Played XCOM:EW four times though) Yeah I never actually fini...

The game cheats in your favor in so many ways on Veteran, how are you getting your ass kicked?

Anyway, I've been dumping a ton of time into Long War of the Chosen as of late, it's amazing amounts of fun if you don't mind the masochism of it all

by god that man had a family

Handled

I'll lift the note and give you an antag token when I get back online

Oh my god

There will be fancy donuts in the break room today, please take only one. Thank you!

What if you had drone static vision while unconscious, so you could still kinda make out people around you, but you'd have no clue who was who

Wtf I just opened the forum on my phone and was still logged in which surprised me. Amazing stuff.

oranges wrote:you're probably behind CG-nat or using a mobile phone and changing ip addresses.

If so it's your own fault.

How does every other website in existence track that cuz we should do it that way

Randomly getting logged out on the forums every time I open it is tg culture and has been for as long as I remember

Yeah I always saw obsessed as letting you antag in a very specific scope of creeping on your target. It's a random event side antag, if there are any roles that we should actually be able to fit some nuance into, its those and ghost spawners. Maybe it's just time to add an addendum to rule 4 acknowl...

I always knew xhuis had MPD

>guy

This isn't for you anyway

I just wanted to invite you out for coffee today because I've really enjoyed your company lately, and it means a lot to me that you agreed to meet me here. Don't worry about the tab, haha, it's my treat, even those little cookies you like. Anyway, I was wondering, since things have been going well, ...

Sure I'll kill the extra 3 just chill with the deathtraps and if you do something that is clearly getting out of control killing people, actually ahelp it and tell admins rather than sit on it

Sticky bee nut sounds like something you'd see in a closet furry's search history

terranaut wrote:who's shaps

whose shaps

funniest shit I've ever seen

Please be advised that due to budget cuts, felinid crewmembers will no longer be issued tails. If you cannot provide a receipt or proof of purchase showing that your tail was privately purchased to your station's purchasing department, you will be required to return it by September 10th. A reference...

yeah, the temporal scarring is a bit weird. I had it set up so there's 5 slots per character, with a random one getting loaded each round, then any scars and wounds you have when the shuttle docks at centcom (so dying to post-round griff doesn't matter) saves to that slot if you survive, and it rese...

that I love you

https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/52311

Baesbol

Done good, very pleasant, knowledgeable about the game, definitely vote to promote

I'm gonna ban you for fun and get away with it

Ivuchnu wrote:Anyone is getting that message for wounds health analyzer result? I got Hairline Fracture that after treatment with gel + tape kept reporting 0% progress on analyzer until recovery. Message is not consistent with actual values.

I'll check that this weekend, thanks

One thing I've wanted to do for a long time is make the casing of the welding fuel tank blow into shrapnel in a small radius

"it's okay because it's behind a really hard boss" is the kind of excuse that only miner mains believe

I legit don't understand why they were ever okay to use as nonantag and it feels like the only reason they were ruled that way was because kor was design lead and I think headmin when they were added

Nabski wrote:It's like you realized your mistake mid post, and still hit submit.

Story of my life broh

Wait stop no

Honestly I wasn't really sure if herapin would even be viable with this change since you'd have to cut someone up as well as deliver the poison, but this might be a viable change to make further down the road. Would make it a little more viable to use at least

Could maybe do scratcher lottery tickets that you get as a bonus from crates sometimes or from snack foods or whatever, and you could win anything from nothing, to minor winners giving a bit of cash or coupons, to major winning tickets offering special deals for stuff you can't normally get from cargo

I heard a while ago that you were logging and monitoring who searched for what on scrubby, and at least once you messaged admins to ask about/comment on their scrubby search history, when they didn't even know that was being tracked to begin with. Is there any truth to that?

If your best defense is "TECHNICALLY he harmed himself trying to get out, so it's okay to leave him for dead" then your appeal never stood a chance. The fact that you've gone back and forth several times between "I didn't even know that room was depressurized and harmful (despite it o...

yeah i was very frustrated with my cat for not coming for his damn insulin shot when i wrote that post and definitely oversold it a bit, i apologize for getting carried away, tone down the frustration in that post by like 50% as for my changes, the wounds PR was backed up by a thorough design docume...

Can't believe people are actually defending invisible immunity to embeds/syringes/ranged weapons + ~60% global resists across the board + that stupid "random chance to deal 40 brute every second punch" thing, especially since you could still stack armor on top of the global immunities. Peo...

Sorry, this appeal flew past me somehow. If it was longer than 3 days I'd lift it (not that it would do anything now), but announcing that you're abandoning your team makes it sound like you're doing it out of spite, which isn't okay. If you want to abandon the role, even if you think there's 0 chan...

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