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by massa
Mon Apr 15, 2024 12:44 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Oranges Asks YOU To Rework Heretic
Replies: 50
Views: 897

Re: Oranges Asks YOU To Rework Heretic

original heretic

kill everyone
by massa
Fri Apr 05, 2024 12:34 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: honk
Replies: 12
Views: 454

Re: honk

you can put a special parole note on all the unbeaned

that way if you gotta thwap them they go right away
by massa
Wed Apr 03, 2024 1:10 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: honk
Replies: 12
Views: 454

Re: honk

TheBibleMelts wrote: Tue Apr 02, 2024 5:40 pm we used to lift all of the bans we had every new year to celebrate. not sure how well that would work in this age.
"yolo" said the MSO
by massa
Tue Apr 02, 2024 2:41 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: honk
Replies: 12
Views: 454

honk

unban everyone

this is an official appeal
by massa
Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:54 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pains, Traditions, and Rituals New Players Will Never Experience
Replies: 196
Views: 81559

Re: Pains, Traditions, and Rituals New Players Will Never Experience

i miss wanting to play the game tbqhwy
by massa
Thu Nov 23, 2023 6:17 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Revert ban appeal template
Replies: 45
Views: 18516

Re: Revert ban appeal template

resolving to not do it again or just be better is also the bare minimum, not the deciding factor in that case I think we do need an appeal template rewrite because literally nobody meets your bare minimum if you apologize for something without the intention to not do it again that's rather silly us...
by massa
Thu Nov 23, 2023 5:39 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Revert ban appeal template
Replies: 45
Views: 18516

Re: Revert ban appeal template

If more people posted "you're right I fucked up and I won't do it again " I think a lot of note and ban appeals would be a lot smoother and resolved well for the appealer actually. That is all an admin generally wants, they just don't do it. this is how you stay banned resolving to not do...
by massa
Thu Nov 23, 2023 5:35 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Revert ban appeal template
Replies: 45
Views: 18516

Re: Revert ban appeal template

you guys should just accept honest apologies as better tender than someone playing legalese grab ass and word games is more my sentiment people don't post honest apologies in appeals before or after the change in template, or we would have a lot fewer peanut threads ban appeals are for insisting yo...
by massa
Thu Nov 23, 2023 4:44 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Revert ban appeal template
Replies: 45
Views: 18516

Re: Revert ban appeal template

you guys should just accept honest apologies as better tender than someone playing legalese grab ass and word games is more my sentiment

it's not like it's a huge deal i was kind of being tongue in cheek, but i just believe in people!

also i'm not european i don't play on terry checkmate
by massa
Thu Nov 23, 2023 3:46 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Revert ban appeal template
Replies: 45
Views: 18516

Re: Revert ban appeal template

at this rate the next template will come with a place to sign and free legal counsel if you can't afford your own
by massa
Thu Nov 23, 2023 3:39 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: (Proposal) Raise minimum expectations of security to at least not ignore crime.
Replies: 75
Views: 37143

Re: (Proposal) Raise minimum expectations of security to at least not ignore crime.

You want people to handle crime. One seccie at least tries by arresting a greyshirt with a saw who tried to resist arrest. They get bwoinked for being wrong despite it being IC issue by the same rules. This is why people who play a lot of sec are overwhelmingly against this sort of policy. You can’...
by massa
Wed Nov 22, 2023 1:05 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: (proposal) forgetting death policy
Replies: 59
Views: 25368

Re: (proposal) forgetting death policy

This was (still is?) true for a while for Heretics and was so ineffectual in terms of people actually doing it and being able to prove that they weren't that the godwaful phobia got added as an enforcement metric instead (we really need to replace that with something else), I don't particularly exp...
by massa
Wed Nov 22, 2023 8:59 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: most policy issue threads are personal problems, not policy
Replies: 18
Views: 9104

most policy issue threads are personal problems, not policy

This subforum is currently uniquely pocked with people who think their birthright is managing the behaviors of other humans like them, seemingly in light of the headmin elections. Rule 1 is already a comprehensive rule to catch consistent bad faith action and actors, there are quite a few threads up...
by massa
Wed Nov 22, 2023 6:47 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: (Proposal) Raise minimum expectations of security to at least not ignore crime.
Replies: 75
Views: 37143

Re: (Proposal) Raise minimum expectations of security to at least not ignore crime.

nothing like being micromanaged by some loser burger king manager taking it out on whoever they consider an outsider to flex that yummy power flex muscle with such nonsense expectations just make a freeform law for admins. autistic black-ink-on-white-paper chicanery is the path to a healthy communit...
by massa
Wed Sep 27, 2023 4:25 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: YOU WILL PLAY CULT policy peanut thread
Replies: 81
Views: 22178

Re: YOU WILL PLAY CULT policy peanut thread

btw if you ahelp to offer to ghosts too much they'll secret note you then antag ban you

remember the note wasn't a punishment
by massa
Sat Aug 12, 2023 6:10 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: A question for oranges
Replies: 34
Views: 4570

Re: A question for oranges

i don't think oranges is gay he just allows the rumor to proliferate as it obfuscates his true nature
by massa
Wed Aug 09, 2023 4:04 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Please stop doing "RP changelogs"
Replies: 37
Views: 5975

Re: Please stop doing "RP changelogs"

this is so profoundly lazy
by massa
Wed Aug 09, 2023 3:59 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: I regret voting for Timberpoes
Replies: 352
Views: 380044

Re: I regret voting for Timberpoes

i struggle to decide between murdering someone for free and enjoying an excessively verbally toxic environment...............................................
by massa
Sat Jul 29, 2023 11:35 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Crew is too weak and antags too powerful.
Replies: 37
Views: 4378

Re: Crew is too weak and antags too powerful.

guns, bombs and energy shields don't much matter when there are 4 people on both sides of you with kitchen knives and you have nowhere to go

it's called gangfucking, and it's one of the laws in the law of the jungle. the crew is a CREW. a team, one of many and many of one.
by massa
Sat Jul 29, 2023 11:35 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Local Catgirl declares war on soul.
Replies: 50
Views: 9035

Re: Local Catgirl declares war on soul.

i don't like people changing things for no reason, and i do think this is for the worse

human history and a throwback to excessive soviet surplus is a good thing, we have old stuff all over
by massa
Sat Jul 29, 2023 11:26 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Local Catgirl declares war on soul.
Replies: 50
Views: 9035

Re: Local Catgirl declares war on soul.

Pepper wrote: Sat Jul 29, 2023 1:40 am Paxilmaniac has played four rounds of /tg/station since 2021.
we need to do something about the coders

i love the guns we have
by massa
Tue Jul 25, 2023 10:46 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: help an oldfriend out....
Replies: 12
Views: 1193

Re: help an oldfriend out....

I havent played seriously in almost a year, thinking of playing again and im wondering what there is to look forward to any exciting prs in the works or already merged? any shitters banned/unbanned/redeemed? and is that infinity symbol next to sybil real because thats scaring me also heres my cat S...
by massa
Sun Jul 23, 2023 1:40 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Peanut jokes aren't funny
Replies: 111
Views: 12665

Re: Peanut jokes aren't funny

this was an excellent title
by massa
Sat Jul 22, 2023 4:57 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: do you listen to music while playing?
Replies: 35
Views: 5092

Re: do you listen to music while playing?

I started smoking weed every day about 2 years ago and maybe a few months into that I bought a spotify subscription and I'm pretty sure it allowed me to develop a soul. Yes I love music. High intensity aggressive music too for SS13 crime. Sometimes I just set the song for the vibe. If a fight is com...
by massa
Wed Jul 19, 2023 12:18 pm
Forum: Coding
Topic: Midround Alternatives to Antags
Replies: 16
Views: 5382

Re: Midround Alternatives to Antags

when you die just do homework lol
by massa
Tue Jul 18, 2023 1:10 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Random SS13 Questions
Replies: 11
Views: 972

Re: Random SS13 Questions

Why does looking into a bright light suddenly make you want to rebel against figures of authority? (Revs) Why does the manus like heads of staff? (You get double points for sacrificing a head) Do traitors and nuclear operatives have any form of loyalty to eachother? or are they going to murder each...
by massa
Tue Jul 18, 2023 1:02 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Grenade Bombing For The Greater Good
Replies: 52
Views: 5005

Re: Grenade Bombing For The Greater Good

*superfart
by massa
Tue Jul 18, 2023 1:02 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Grenade Bombing For The Greater Good
Replies: 52
Views: 5005

Re: Grenade Bombing For The Greater Good

on hippiestation my friend suicide bombed a peaceful wizard and killed half of command and a shit ton of crew and it was all good
by massa
Sun Jul 16, 2023 1:31 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: lobster species, formerly thought extinct, observed in the wild for the first time in 6 months
Replies: 14
Views: 1555

Re: lobster species, formerly thought extinct, observed in the wild for the first time in 6 months

mentoring on fallout servers is unironically a thing worth noting

so is 6 months in the brig!!
by massa
Sat Jul 15, 2023 11:47 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Name a non-binary person
Replies: 14
Views: 2206

Re: Name a non-binary person

are they enbies if they live a cisnormative life
by massa
Fri Jul 14, 2023 10:58 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: What are things real people can do that space station 13 inhabitants can't
Replies: 20
Views: 1943

Re: What are things real people can do that space station 13 inhabitants can't

WineAllWine wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2023 9:36 am pray without severe consequences
the law of attraction definitely manifests severe consequences
by massa
Fri Jul 14, 2023 10:57 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: hunter schafer should have played barbie
Replies: 5
Views: 883

Re: hunter schafer should have played barbie

i would really make an ordeal of it if i had people to do that with

but i can't go to a bumfuck theater dressed up. too bad.
by massa
Thu Jul 13, 2023 9:21 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Name a woman
Replies: 25
Views: 3386

Re: Name a woman

name a drag queen
by massa
Mon Jul 10, 2023 2:11 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Replies: 113
Views: 15639

Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!

Chadley wrote: Sun Jul 09, 2023 7:29 pm Stop using costar. Make your own path.
thank you, this was very helpful
by massa
Sat Jul 08, 2023 6:40 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Older players - what did you enjoy about playing on /tg/?
Replies: 239
Views: 85797

Re: Older players - what did you enjoy about playing on /tg/?

me paying my highly trained covert operative on board a hostile space station about $100 to kill a parrot
by massa
Sat Jul 08, 2023 3:18 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Replies: 113
Views: 15639

Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!

Chadley wrote: Tue Jul 04, 2023 7:11 pm snipo
you skipped me ):
by massa
Sat Jul 08, 2023 3:11 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Replies: 113
Views: 15639

Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!

amount of people eating up this shit like it's meaningful smh you should sell them some energy crystals next laugh at the materialist stuck in his ways, forgetting that he too maintains nothing but another unfalisifiable philosophical stance, and not a fact the only magic in this universe is mass, ...
by massa
Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:01 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Timdupoes confronts a Sidious player: Revenge of The Peanut
Replies: 125
Views: 18619

Re: Timdupoes confronts a Sidious player: Revenge of The Peanut

he should get true justice and be freed
by massa
Thu Jul 06, 2023 4:41 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: What is the difference between hard crit and death?
Replies: 33
Views: 4529

Re: What is the difference between hard crit and death?

I assure you if someone starts a random fight with me over nonsense I am not dragging them to medbay and I don't know what weird burger king manager thinks that's how human interaction goes, and I definitely don't expect to be dragged there if I start something. They're not my friend and I'm not en...
by massa
Thu Jul 06, 2023 1:15 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: What is the difference between hard crit and death?
Replies: 33
Views: 4529

Re: What is the difference between hard crit and death?

To that end, SS13 is an exercise in Free Will.

Let people suffer the consequences of their actions in a human driven environment.
by massa
Thu Jul 06, 2023 1:07 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: What is the difference between hard crit and death?
Replies: 33
Views: 4529

Re: What is the difference between hard crit and death?

I agree completely with OP. The rules now force you to bring people to med after your conflict I assure you if someone starts a random fight with me over nonsense I am not dragging them to medbay and I don't know what weird burger king manager thinks that's how human interaction goes, and I definit...
by massa
Thu Jul 06, 2023 12:55 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Captain gets banned for making a prisoner play Russian Roulette
Replies: 238
Views: 242485

Re: Captain gets banned for making a prisoner play Russian Roulette

It would be lame and improper under LRP rules, you are not supposed to RR someone just for breaking into the brig once. I will kill you and leave you there if you start breaking into the brig with what looks like serious intent and so will anyone playing sec. This expectation is thoroughly baked in...
by massa
Sat Jul 01, 2023 7:04 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!
Replies: 113
Views: 15639

Re: CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!

major please I'll be checking my costar and making major life changes based off the combined information
by massa
Fri Jun 30, 2023 11:36 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Timdupoes confronts a Sidious player: Revenge of The Peanut
Replies: 125
Views: 18619

Re: Timdupoes confronts a Sidious player: Revenge of The Peanut

If you think most people deserve permas you have a stick up your ass and have burger king manager energy. Unbanning people is objectively good often.
by massa
Fri Jun 30, 2023 10:07 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Timdupoes confronts a Sidious player: Revenge of The Peanut
Replies: 125
Views: 18619

Re: Timdupoes confronts a Sidious player: Revenge of The Peanut

I reset my password on a beach in Hawaii for Paris to be free so my vote counts for like 3.
by massa
Fri Jun 16, 2023 9:02 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Who is the Most/Least Robust spaceman in history
Replies: 18
Views: 1750

Re: Who is the Most/Least Robust spaceman in history

me when i was 13 playing this shit on nox

when it's truly stun combat, being hit is being killed. disarm intent was based. i miss intents (:
by massa
Fri Jun 16, 2023 2:02 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: New pride thread
Replies: 64
Views: 7041

Re: New pride thread

did anyone go to a pride parade/march yet my local one isn't for another minute and i won't be able to make it. not sure how i'd like the vibe i'd probably get into it tho. no its too fuckin hot out BOZO excuse did anyone go to a pride parade/march yet my local one isn't for another minute and i wo...