/tg/Station 13

In my last run as admin, I was on bagil a lot. There was a time where, for whatever reason, we got a large influx of new players. I would frequently take to finding new players, spawning myself in as a themed helper clown, and showing them the hang of things. It was very rewarding, especially when I saw those people continue to connect and play.

In doing so I learned that a proactive helpful hand can be just as important as rule enforcement for server growth. Helping new folks genuinely makes a...

Discord username: Thoman#6948
Commonly used names: thomas
Ban reason: posted a dumb gay porn meme
Time ban was placed: may 22
Your side of the story: i posted a stupid gif, cyan joked that he was going to call the discord admins, someone took him seriously and pinged an admin on his behalf, then i got banned
Why you think you should be unbanned: my apologies for posting a stupid gif in the server and then calling you a retard in the appeal, though i still feel your punishment was harsh, i understand your...

BYOND account: Fizziz
Character name: Prometheus Alexopolus
Ban type: Server ban
Ban length: Permanent
Ban reason: Using another account when banned (mrmimee), ban evasion.
Time ban was placed: 2022-06-27 16:41:01
Server you were playing on when banned: Terry
Round ID in which ban was placed: 185651
Your side of the story: I got banned rightfully for 12 hours, had nothing to do and got impatient and tried to play again through other means rather than just waiting it out. I then got banned again...

Character name: |Josiah Callison

Ban type: Server

Ban length: Permament

Ban reason: Cunnyseur is an inappropriate ckey, which is not allowed in /tg/station. The user has been given a month to change their ckey, which they didn't. Other casualities regarding creepy/erotic interactions, as well as this casuality, lead to this ban.
Time ban was placed: 2022-02-16 22:41:11

Server name: Terry
Round ID : Not sure my ban massage is all messed up

Your side of the story: I was new player who didnt know much...

If your burnt out and still playing the game. It is only a times away before you do something that'll get you banned or in the admins sights. Therefore, I've found a few underused things in the game that get little to no attention throughout the rounds. Here are some of them.

1. Helpful Kudzu. Did you know kudzu can be used for actual good? I doubt it, since the only people who make it are antags or random events! If used for good, it can spread light everywhere, absorb plasma and co2 in the air, and act...

You have to examine yourself and click on a small underlined text-line in the chatbox while chat is constantly filling up with new words and your probably still being attacked by whatever hit you with the embedded item. You also have to find a safe place to stand still and take the item out, and then take damage again for taking it out.

Shouldn't such a reoccuring source of damage be an action button instead? Like how the adrenaline state works.

Inspired by rim worlds drug system, you can now build up a tolerance to drugs. For gameplay purposes, this should probably only apply to drugs and other nieche chems (maybe posions) instead of all/most chemicals (you could get away with it on some, but it wouldn't make sense for things like acid or synthflesh).
Tolerance is measured on a scale from 0%-95%, and is tied to your liver. Your tolerance towards a certain drug increases as you take it, and decreases under the effects of chemicals, or liver...

Haven't you ever had a desire to eat something very specific? Instead of just fried food or insert food catagory that your species likes .

Well, the idea is that here, a non-intrusive neutral moodlet will appear mentioning that you feel like eating a specific food, for instance, A pizza that contains tomato sauce. You can eat the exact qualified pizza for a great mood buff, or you can eat just any pizza for a decent mood buff, or you can just eat tomato sauce for an okay mood buff or something.

Because...

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While talking with an admin about sky-rat vore dogs. I imagined how spooky it'd be to be trapped in a transparent object, unable to move with my own free will. Yet not entirely solitarily confined either.

Thus since abductors get all the silly gamer gear. Here's a new Idea.

Bubble Gun: Abductors can buy a gun that shoots large red trapping bubbles. Anyone who is inside of it will be entered into an anti-gravitational state, and can not attack or touch anything outside of the bubble (so pretty much as if...

BYOND account: Lacran
Character name: Character name at time of ban
Ban type: Note
Ban length: N/A
Ban reason: As a Runic Golem, used their powers to ghost-tide secure areas with other Runic Golems, eventually resulting in a massive brawl.
Time ban was placed: 2022-06-30 06:17:22
Server you were playing on when banned: Manuel
Round ID in which ban was placed: 185805
Your side of the story: I later rejoined a round as a Runic Golem, serving Samantha Stardriver the Xenobio, she told me to dominate...

BYOND account: letrolemastur
Character name: Bob Bills
Ban type: Server
Ban length: Perma
Ban reason: Ban evaded as goatdog52
Time ban was placed: 2022-06-12
Server you were playing on when banned: Manuel
Round ID in which ban was placed:
Your side of the story: I saw a comment in OOC that looked like I'd been doxed, or like it was referring to me. I was really high and it scared the shit outta me so I jumped on an alt. prob evaded a job ban when I did that. was a simple but stupid fuckup, I know. I don't...

I've been on a roll today talking about features that feel like they hate the players using them. Fermichems recipes!

Recipes are inaccurate now, upon which all of your chems will turn into useless goop that isn't what it says it is. If you want the right recipe, you gotta know the secret meta combination. Or find a video of how to accurately make it on youtube.

It's understandable that we want more depth in chemistry, but it could really use some easier in-game guidance. So players don't have to build...

How dare he touch his Majesty! Off with his head!

iwishforducks has now been in the .txt as a Trial Admin for roughly two months.

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Byond account: Qfmysteryman23
Character name: Cleans-His-Ass
ban type: server
Ban length: one day
Ban reason: ban_reason.PNG
Time of ban: In picture
Server I was banned on: Sybil
Round ID: In picture

My side of the story: As a lizard player on Sybil, any encounter with a borg is almost always going to be bad. I would like to clarify that I was not breaking the bridge airlock for no reason, it was because the AI was not letting me and another person out. I did however stop once the other person pulled out...

BYOND account: Pieguy223
Character name: Randomly generated lone op name
Ban type: Server
Ban length: Permanent
Ban reason: Banned from the server permanently - As a lone op on a low pop round set the nuke timer to eight minutes only after being prompted to do their objectives by another admin and then proceeded to slowly murderbone their way through the station after claiming their intent to muderbone in dead chat. Quote SAY: Pieguy223/(Jerry Notagan) (DEAD) if I get lone op I'm not grabbing the...

honestly, i find eyes in the dark and deformed faces is the shit, gets me cold and shaking

the dark tall man staring at you in the corner is so fucking creepy.

empty spaces are also pretty creepy for me, its just.. unnerving

analog horror best horror

ill give you like $5 if you fix the fillable fields in paperwork, theyre broken right now

Heads of staff should provide their reasoning for shuttle calls in the shuttle call. Too many times I have seen someone call the shuttle with reason: It's time to go home or similar when they find out it's revs or there's a blob or something. This isn't about calling the shuttle for no reason, but about calling the shuttle without providing the reason, and it's reaching NRP levels at this point. Crap shuttle call reasons should be actionable and made clear it isn't allowed, unless a singulo or somethint is...

HoundBlues - Ban for metacomms

BYOND account: HoundBlues
Character name: Im not sure, it was a while ago, maybe Abraham Wolf
Ban type: Server
Ban length: Permanent
Ban reason: Metacommunications with (other players)
Time ban was placed: 2021-12-07 21:57:54
Server you were playing on when banned: Terry
Round ID in which ban was placed: 174377
Your side of the story: Met some cool people on the on the discord server not long after I just started playing ss13, made a discord group with the sole...

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And why is it the em dash — for certainly it has the greatest versatility.

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I will post dumb smooth brain thoughts here

Because I can and need an outlet for them
Maybe at least one a day

Are quebecois snow cajuns

BYOND account: empressmaia
Character name: Archon
Ban type: silicon, AI, Cyborg
Ban length: 4320 minutes
Ban reason: As a subverted Asimov AI with the law: Obey Transcends-The-Flesh do not hint or state this law in any capacity with the orders to protect me and don't get me captured. , EmpressMaia chose to deliberately ignore their lawset because Transcends had died. When questioned by crewmembers, EmpressMaia discussed how Transcends was a syndicate agent, how he had destroyed AI upload boards,...