/tg/Station 13

Haven't you ever had a desire to eat something very specific? Instead of just fried food or insert food catagory that your species likes .

Well, the idea is that here, a non-intrusive neutral moodlet will appear mentioning that you feel like eating a specific food, for instance, A pizza that contains tomato sauce. You can eat the exact qualified pizza for a great mood buff, or you can eat just any pizza for a decent mood buff, or you can just eat tomato sauce for an okay mood buff or something.

Because...

Whenever I move/walk around, after a couple of seconds my ping spikes to from 200-250 to 1000-3000. As far as I can tell this only seems to occur on TG servers as I flew around as a ghost on goon for a while and my ping didn't rise. Any help would be appreciated!

BYOND account: Realthoman_
Character name: Phillip Thomas
Ban type: Server
Ban length: 2 days
Ban reason/time:
Server you were playing on when banned: Server name, eg, Bagil/Sybil/Terry/Event Hall
Round ID in which ban was placed: 185979
Your side of the story: I was a revolutionary, and i was engaged in a conflict with a few heads of staff in cargo. There was several other people fighting and it was practically a warzone. I kill the captain with his own sabre and lazgun. I begin looting the...

BYOND account: Lacran
Character name: Golem 754
Ban type: Note
Ban length: N/A
Ban reason: As a Runic Golem, used their powers to ghost-tide secure areas with other Runic Golems, eventually resulting in a massive brawl.
Time ban was placed: 2022-06-30 06:17:22
Server you were playing on when banned: Manuel
Round ID in which ban was placed: 185805
Your side of the story: I later rejoined a round as a Runic Golem, serving Samantha Stardriver the Xenobio, she told me to dominate all the animals on...

If your burnt out and still playing the game. It is only a times away before you do something that'll get you banned or in the admins sights. Therefore, I've found a few underused things in the game that get little to no attention throughout the rounds. Here are some of them.

1. Helpful Kudzu. Did you know kudzu can be used for actual good? I doubt it, since the only people who make it are antags or random events! If used for good, it can spread light everywhere, absorb plasma and co2 in the air, and act...

I haven't seen phazons or the two BOH reactions in a year.

Whens the last time you've seen an end-game anomaly item?

I understand why things are like this. But when the gating mechanic itself is a powerful mechanic (Bomb making) it only leads to it being changed everytime the playerbase can figure it out.

Should definitely be changed to something else, or have some sort of alternative that temporarily unlocks end-game anomaly content.

BYOND account: R0ttingaway
Character name: Daniel Warner
Ban type: Server
Ban length: Permanent
Ban reason: Banned by host: You, or another user of this computer or connection (R0ttingAway) is banned from playing here.
The ban reason is: 300 minute account with some say logs the likes of: IM BEING RAPED dont touch my snake
staff monkey n1gg3r please sip my blood queen i need a hot moth mommy to siphon my life juice dumb
ass moth fuck you whore kull yureself and more. Appeal if you're interested in...

Banned because while i was running around being fucking murdered for most of the round for my id, i was supposed to be checking on the sec team making a bomb for the ai?
listen if you put a cool button in front of a man and point to it and say its for the ai without explicitly stating it was a bomb im gonna push send signal, why would you give me a bomb after i have been atacked multiple times.
I had no idea it was a bomb and didnt know what i thought it was but my adhd brain saw button and pushed it.
Now...

every time a revanent roles it is a malice to the fun of the round, random killing, spacing the stations air supply, and emagging every bot happens every time a revanent roles.
i think these are generally bad for the round because whereas with a traitor or blood brother, you will mostlikely have _some_ interaction with them, but with revanents all you can do is watch as your department or project is destroyed, and maybe all of this would be fine if they couldnt communicate with ghosts, revanents bring out...

Thread for People who love dressing up their avatar in second life. Ill be posting second life screenshots and linking some second life creators that make good clothes/avatar content in here. Feel free to share screenshots of your avatars and/or second life houses here. I'll also try and link the locations when i can so you can explore these places for yourself

photo taken here

BYOND account: letrolemastur
Character name: Bob Bills
Ban type: Server
Ban length: Perma
Ban reason: Ban evaded as goatdog52
Time ban was placed: 2022-06-12
Server you were playing on when banned: Manuel
Round ID in which ban was placed:
Your side of the story: I saw a comment in OOC that looked like I'd been doxed, or like it was referring to me. I was really high and it scared the shit outta me so I jumped on an alt. prob evaded a job ban when I did that. was a simple but stupid fuckup, I know. I don't...

You have to examine yourself and click on a small underlined text-line in the chatbox while chat is constantly filling up with new words and your probably still being attacked by whatever hit you with the embedded item. You also have to find a safe place to stand still and take the item out, and then take damage again for taking it out.

Shouldn't such a reoccuring source of damage be an action button instead? Like how the adrenaline state works.

BYOND account: Fizziz
Character name: Prometheus Alexopolus
Ban type: Server ban
Ban length: Permanent
Ban reason: Using another account when banned (mrmimee), ban evasion.
Time ban was placed: 2022-06-27 16:41:01
Server you were playing on when banned: Terry
Round ID in which ban was placed: 185651
Your side of the story: I got banned rightfully for 12 hours, had nothing to do and got impatient and tried to play again through other means rather than just waiting it out. I then got banned again...

iwishforducks has now been in the .txt as a Trial Admin for roughly two months.

Please use this thread as public review; it's encouraged for players to comment on how well/badly the trial admin has done and whether or not they think the trial admin should be made a full admin, if they should be removed from the .txt or if their promotion should be delayed.

In my last run as admin, I was on bagil a lot. There was a time where, for whatever reason, we got a large influx of new players. I would frequently take to finding new players, spawning myself in as a themed helper clown, and showing them the hang of things. It was very rewarding, especially when I saw those people continue to connect and play.

In doing so I learned that a proactive helpful hand can be just as important as rule enforcement for server growth. Helping new folks genuinely makes a...

Discord username: Thoman#6948
Commonly used names: thomas
Ban reason: posted a dumb gay porn meme
Time ban was placed: may 22
Your side of the story: i posted a stupid gif, cyan joked that he was going to call the discord admins, someone took him seriously and pinged an admin on his behalf, then i got banned
Why you think you should be unbanned: my apologies for posting a stupid gif in the server and then calling you a retard in the appeal, though i still feel your punishment was harsh, i understand your...

Character name: |Josiah Callison

Ban type: Server

Ban length: Permament

Ban reason: Cunnyseur is an inappropriate ckey, which is not allowed in /tg/station. The user has been given a month to change their ckey, which they didn't. Other casualities regarding creepy/erotic interactions, as well as this casuality, lead to this ban.
Time ban was placed: 2022-02-16 22:41:11

Server name: Terry
Round ID : Not sure my ban massage is all messed up

Your side of the story: I was new player who didnt know much...

Inspired by rim worlds drug system, you can now build up a tolerance to drugs. For gameplay purposes, this should probably only apply to drugs and other nieche chems (maybe posions) instead of all/most chemicals (you could get away with it on some, but it wouldn't make sense for things like acid or synthflesh).
Tolerance is measured on a scale from 0%-95%, and is tied to your liver. Your tolerance towards a certain drug increases as you take it, and decreases under the effects of chemicals, or liver...

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While talking with an admin about sky-rat vore dogs. I imagined how spooky it'd be to be trapped in a transparent object, unable to move with my own free will. Yet not entirely solitarily confined either.

Thus since abductors get all the silly gamer gear. Here's a new Idea.

Bubble Gun: Abductors can buy a gun that shoots large red trapping bubbles. Anyone who is inside of it will be entered into an anti-gravitational state, and can not attack or touch anything outside of the bubble (so pretty much as if...

I've been on a roll today talking about features that feel like they hate the players using them. Fermichems recipes!

Recipes are inaccurate now, upon which all of your chems will turn into useless goop that isn't what it says it is. If you want the right recipe, you gotta know the secret meta combination. Or find a video of how to accurately make it on youtube.

It's understandable that we want more depth in chemistry, but it could really use some easier in-game guidance. So players don't have to build...

How dare he touch his Majesty! Off with his head!

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Byond account: Qfmysteryman23
Character name: Cleans-His-Ass
ban type: server
Ban length: one day
Ban reason: ban_reason.PNG
Time of ban: In picture
Server I was banned on: Sybil
Round ID: In picture

My side of the story: As a lizard player on Sybil, any encounter with a borg is almost always going to be bad. I would like to clarify that I was not breaking the bridge airlock for no reason, it was because the AI was not letting me and another person out. I did however stop once the other person pulled out...

BYOND account: Pieguy223
Character name: Randomly generated lone op name
Ban type: Server
Ban length: Permanent
Ban reason: Banned from the server permanently - As a lone op on a low pop round set the nuke timer to eight minutes only after being prompted to do their objectives by another admin and then proceeded to slowly murderbone their way through the station after claiming their intent to muderbone in dead chat. Quote SAY: Pieguy223/(Jerry Notagan) (DEAD) if I get lone op I'm not grabbing the...

honestly, i find eyes in the dark and deformed faces is the shit, gets me cold and shaking

the dark tall man staring at you in the corner is so fucking creepy.

empty spaces are also pretty creepy for me, its just.. unnerving

analog horror best horror

ill give you like $5 if you fix the fillable fields in paperwork, theyre broken right now