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Re: What are you faggots playing?

The actual run'n'gun isn't that wacky, though the game certainly has personality. It's very old-school: no reloading, no cover mechanics, hell, not even any crouching. Just dash through a maze of a level shooting robots and grabbing money until the elevator unlocks. There are a lot of modern twists,...
by EndgamerAzari
Tue Jul 05, 2016 5:38 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: What are you fucks playing?
Replies: 3133
Views: 306591

Re: What are you faggots playing?

I'd had my eye on Bunker Punks for a while, so I picked it up during the Summer Sale. It's an interesting take on the FPS roguelite--you run raids on monolithic corporations, stealing money and grabbing gear, and upgrading your bunker to strengthen your Punks between runs. Once all your guys bite it...
by EndgamerAzari
Tue Jul 05, 2016 4:39 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: What are you fucks playing?
Replies: 3133
Views: 306591

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

I accepted my loan for the Software Guild today.

I'm doin this

I'm makin this happen
by EndgamerAzari
Tue Jul 05, 2016 2:46 pm
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5158
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

I actually did, too. My brother's birthday is the 5th and I'm going to hang out with him this weekend, so I dropped the better part of $50 on a big ol' bottle of Jack.
by EndgamerAzari
Fri Jul 01, 2016 2:13 am
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5158
Views: 511909

Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Enjoy finding a bunch of bullets that don't fit any of the guns in the store.
by EndgamerAzari
Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:33 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win
Replies: 1210
Views: 115823

Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Survivor Zombies are a special type of enemy, so you'll know when you fight them. They usually have unusual-but-not-that-good equipment on them, like homemade armor. Sounds like you just got lucky. Like, stupidly luckily.
by EndgamerAzari
Thu Jun 30, 2016 4:13 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win
Replies: 1210
Views: 115823

Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

No, that's why you run away, steal a truck, and hit them with it. Last night I got a Jabberwock quest from a wandering NPC, and SWAT-armored katana-wielding moron that I was, I decided I was ready. I hit it with a grenade and a molotov while it was pounding its way through a wreck, and then thought ...
by EndgamerAzari
Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:04 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win
Replies: 1210
Views: 115823

Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

The good part about hostile survivors is that sometimes they'll go aggro on you without any weapons and may have decent loot on them. The bad part is that they can take an insane amount of punishment (well over 20 9mm rounds at 5 feet away) and tend to be fanatically self-destructive when it comes t...
by EndgamerAzari
Thu Jun 30, 2016 2:42 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win
Replies: 1210
Views: 115823

Re: Tabletop General

I told An0n3 I'd make a character for this, but I haven't gotten around to it yet. I'm trying to decide if I want to be a big fancy humanoid robot or a small spare-body-looking robot that can shapeshift into innocuous shapes for covert surveillance.
by EndgamerAzari
Thu Jun 30, 2016 2:34 pm
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Tabletop General
Replies: 1005
Views: 99373

Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

The problem with opening the door from an angle is that you might not be able to see far enough into the room then, and basically if you move into a targetable square while the turret can see you you're gonna get blasted a dozen times.
by EndgamerAzari
Wed Jun 29, 2016 10:31 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win
Replies: 1210
Views: 115823

Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

I started a SWAT officer during my lunch break, with only minimal cheese (double starting points, but most of that was spent on the class itself). Starting with guns feels cheap somehow--I've probably beaten more zombies to death with my pistol than I have shot because I don't want to bring a horde ...
by EndgamerAzari
Wed Jun 29, 2016 9:30 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win
Replies: 1210
Views: 115823

Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

They're evasive little bastards (though, inexplicably, it's easier to shoot flying small things than whack them), plus being made of metal they're decently durable. In the time it'd take to shoot two of them down there'd be five up in his face.
by EndgamerAzari
Wed Jun 29, 2016 9:12 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win
Replies: 1210
Views: 115823

Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

THE HAAAAACKS
by EndgamerAzari
Wed Jun 29, 2016 8:34 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win
Replies: 1210
Views: 115823

Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

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Like this, plus gun
by EndgamerAzari
Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:06 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win
Replies: 1210
Views: 115823

Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Is alpha the one that makes you sorta-superhuman? And for that matter, what the hell is medical mutagen?
by EndgamerAzari
Wed Jun 29, 2016 6:01 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win
Replies: 1210
Views: 115823

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Arrrrgh why can't I have a boss who's an asshole like everyone else seems to? My supervisor is such a nice guy--saying that I should take more time off, etc.--that I'm going to feel so shitty when I have to tell him I'm leaving.
by EndgamerAzari
Wed Jun 29, 2016 5:49 pm
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5158
Views: 511909

Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

DemonFiren wrote:I wonder if Metabolic Interchange is worth it.


It's handy, but, like the torsion ratchet, it's slow. If you've got food to spare it's definitely worth it as a backup.
by EndgamerAzari
Wed Jun 29, 2016 5:32 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win
Replies: 1210
Views: 115823

Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Torsion ratchet is the best Goddamn power source, though in my experience it's 1. really damn hard to install, and 2. it's better as a backup source, since it doesn't recharge fast at all. If you can use it as a backup to something more rapid-charging like the battery system it's handy, but if you r...
by EndgamerAzari
Wed Jun 29, 2016 5:12 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win
Replies: 1210
Views: 115823

Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Regular laser pistols aren't THAT rare; if you're lucky you can find one in a gun shop or a crazy prepper basement armory. They're sort of a pain in the ass to power, though, and in my experience they're not even as strong as a .22 pistol. I guess they're quieter, though, so there's that.
by EndgamerAzari
Wed Jun 29, 2016 4:38 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win
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Views: 115823

Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

Wyzack wrote:You are sneaky but also have shouter. So much for stealth


http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/co ... lconsolid/
by EndgamerAzari
Wed Jun 29, 2016 3:25 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win
Replies: 1210
Views: 115823

Re: What do you faggots look like (REDUX)

YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF MY ATTACK

gdi Wiznard these are great
by EndgamerAzari
Wed Jun 29, 2016 5:22 am
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What do you nerds look like (REDUX)
Replies: 1291
Views: 190654

Re: What do you faggots look like (REDUX)

ME
by EndgamerAzari
Wed Jun 29, 2016 1:56 am
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What do you nerds look like (REDUX)
Replies: 1291
Views: 190654

Re: What do you faggots look like (REDUX)

ENOUGH TALK OF YOUR BIZARRE CANADIAN FARE

IT'S TIME TO GET BACK ON TOPIC

NAMELY

ME

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by EndgamerAzari
Wed Jun 29, 2016 1:49 am
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What do you nerds look like (REDUX)
Replies: 1291
Views: 190654

Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

You mean you DON'T like swinging umpteen times at a giant dragonfly only to have it slowly batter you to death over the course of an hour?
by EndgamerAzari
Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:02 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win
Replies: 1210
Views: 115823

Re: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win

IIRC the higher levels of solar panels are a real pain and resource-intensive to make, but the regular ones aren't too hard. I never could quite figure out how to make them work properly, but then again it's been months since I played. Fun fact, though: beds and carseats take up the same amount of s...
by EndgamerAzari
Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:55 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: cataclysm dark days ahead- You just cant win
Replies: 1210
Views: 115823

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

I want this sign for my collection.

Spoiler:
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by EndgamerAzari
Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:47 pm
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5158
Views: 511909

Re: Mislabeled Filenames

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by EndgamerAzari
Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:07 pm
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Mislabeled Filenames
Replies: 1151
Views: 172903

Re: What do you faggots look like (REDUX)

Look how fuckin shitty my biceps are lmao
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by EndgamerAzari
Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:27 am
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What do you nerds look like (REDUX)
Replies: 1291
Views: 190654

Re: Personality (autism) test

Yeah, I'm not sure about that result--I've never been one for trying to convince people to see my side of things. I guess the name doesn't really matter that much, though.
by EndgamerAzari
Mon Jun 27, 2016 2:59 pm
 
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Topic: Personality (autism) test
Replies: 59
Views: 7164

Re: Personality (autism) test

DemonFiren wrote:Galvatron, you and I are the same.
Azari, what the fuck.


What?
by EndgamerAzari
Mon Jun 27, 2016 2:30 pm
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Personality (autism) test
Replies: 59
Views: 7164

Re: Chinese Cartoons

Speaking of, it's that time again roughly every year or so where I tell all you tasteless fuckboys to go read http://www.mangareader.net/eden-its-an-endless-world ...and you all keep ignoring me, so you can someday stumble on it later like everything else . I'm reading it now. Holy shit this is whe...
by EndgamerAzari
Mon Jun 27, 2016 5:18 am
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Chinese Cartoons
Replies: 1372
Views: 329325

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

I love bulldogs and pugs as well, but they have so many health problems I don't think I'd be able to have one, knowing that it's likely going to die in only a few years.
by EndgamerAzari
Sun Jun 26, 2016 10:40 pm
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5158
Views: 511909

Re: Personality (autism) test

by EndgamerAzari
Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:51 pm
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Personality (autism) test
Replies: 59
Views: 7164

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

I've never raised a dog from a puppy by myself, but I hope I wouldn't raise it be an asshole. I certainly wouldn't do it intentionally, but considering how much of a bumblefuck I am I wouldn't rule out the possibility of it happening by accident. Normally I'd adopt a pitbull but given that most of t...
by EndgamerAzari
Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:59 pm
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5158
Views: 511909

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

I want a pitbull. I think they're cute.
by EndgamerAzari
Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:24 pm
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5158
Views: 511909

Re: Tabletop General

It'd just be nice to not have to play a character who wasn't an uptight stoic all the time in order to not feel like I'm inviting myself to be imaginarily molested.
by EndgamerAzari
Fri Jun 24, 2016 3:52 pm
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Tabletop General
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Views: 99373

Re: Tabletop General

Okay, maybe 'slutty' is reaching a bit. Basically if I play anything with any sort of obvious sex drive or just a happy-go-lucky, carefree attitude towards life in general it's gonna get creepy really fast.

It also doesn't help that the majority of my IRL male friends want to bang me, either.
by EndgamerAzari
Fri Jun 24, 2016 2:27 pm
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Tabletop General
Replies: 1005
Views: 99373

Re: Tabletop General

The characters I play are usually pretty reserved, even if that isn't my initial intent, because the people I tend to play with make me uncomfortable by flirting with my character if they show any sort of outgoing or attractive traits. Say I wanna go full fa/tg/uy and play a slutty female character?...
by EndgamerAzari
Thu Jun 23, 2016 9:41 pm
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Tabletop General
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Views: 99373

Re: Tabletop General

Eclipse Phase lore is really good, but yeah, there's a lot of it. If you can find the Morph Recognition Guide it's great to look through--no real crunch involved, but lots of good art and in-universe commentary.
by EndgamerAzari
Thu Jun 23, 2016 6:22 pm
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Tabletop General
Replies: 1005
Views: 99373

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

I understand. Mine are of a different sort, I'm pretty sure, but I empathize. Glad you're feeling better.
by EndgamerAzari
Thu Jun 23, 2016 6:20 pm
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5158
Views: 511909

Re: Steam Summer Sale

by EndgamerAzari
Thu Jun 23, 2016 5:43 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Steam Summer Sale
Replies: 16
Views: 2221

Re: Tabletop General

One of my favorite things about Eclipse Phase is that I can build a character who's got an implant or mod to deal with every hazardous situation, fulfilling my paranoid need to be prepared for every potential threat.
by EndgamerAzari
Thu Jun 23, 2016 3:06 pm
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Tabletop General
Replies: 1005
Views: 99373

Re: Tabletop General

Might want to consider picking up Morphing Disorder or another negative trait like that. Make it not just personal preference but something he actually has a hard time with physically/psychologically.
by EndgamerAzari
Thu Jun 23, 2016 2:39 pm
 
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Topic: Tabletop General
Replies: 1005
Views: 99373

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

What's wrong, Remie?
by EndgamerAzari
Thu Jun 23, 2016 4:47 am
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
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Views: 511909

Re: Tabletop General

You guys should record your sessions when you play, sounds like it's gonna be interesting.
by EndgamerAzari
Thu Jun 23, 2016 4:47 am
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Tabletop General
Replies: 1005
Views: 99373

Re: Tabletop General

I think it'd be fun to play an investigative reporter-turned-detective. Maybe a synth of some kind, one of the unusual ones like the transforming sort.
by EndgamerAzari
Wed Jun 22, 2016 5:50 pm
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Tabletop General
Replies: 1005
Views: 99373

Re: MONSTAH HUNTAH?

According to Gamestop, it's set to release at the end of July, instead of the middle like I previously reported. Not sure about the specifics.
by EndgamerAzari
Wed Jun 22, 2016 5:29 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: MONSTAH HUNTAH?
Replies: 213
Views: 21085

Re: Payday 2

A shitload of the DLC is on sale right now, so go get you some if you're missing anything you want.
by EndgamerAzari
Wed Jun 22, 2016 2:58 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Payday 2
Replies: 546
Views: 60355

Re: Tabletop General

The proper response is "Well, we're socially challenged, so it worked out."
by EndgamerAzari
Tue Jun 21, 2016 9:20 pm
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Tabletop General
Replies: 1005
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