/tg/Station 13

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The actual run'n'gun isn't that wacky, though the game certainly has personality. It's very old-school: no reloading, no cover mechanics, hell, not even any crouching. Just dash through a maze of a level shooting robots and grabbing money until the elevator unlocks. There are a lot of modern twists,...

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I'd had my eye on Bunker Punks for a while, so I picked it up during the Summer Sale. It's an interesting take on the FPS roguelite--you run raids on monolithic corporations, stealing money and grabbing gear, and upgrading your bunker to strengthen your Punks between runs. Once all your guys bite it...

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I accepted my loan for the Software Guild today.

I'm doin this

I'm makin this happen

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I actually did, too. My brother's birthday is the 5th and I'm going to hang out with him this weekend, so I dropped the better part of $50 on a big ol' bottle of Jack.

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Enjoy finding a bunch of bullets that don't fit any of the guns in the store.

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Survivor Zombies are a special type of enemy, so you'll know when you fight them. They usually have unusual-but-not-that-good equipment on them, like homemade armor. Sounds like you just got lucky. Like, stupidly luckily.

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No, that's why you run away, steal a truck, and hit them with it. Last night I got a Jabberwock quest from a wandering NPC, and SWAT-armored katana-wielding moron that I was, I decided I was ready. I hit it with a grenade and a molotov while it was pounding its way through a wreck, and then thought ...

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The good part about hostile survivors is that sometimes they'll go aggro on you without any weapons and may have decent loot on them. The bad part is that they can take an insane amount of punishment (well over 20 9mm rounds at 5 feet away) and tend to be fanatically self-destructive when it comes t...

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I told An0n3 I'd make a character for this, but I haven't gotten around to it yet. I'm trying to decide if I want to be a big fancy humanoid robot or a small spare-body-looking robot that can shapeshift into innocuous shapes for covert surveillance.

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The problem with opening the door from an angle is that you might not be able to see far enough into the room then, and basically if you move into a targetable square while the turret can see you you're gonna get blasted a dozen times.

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I started a SWAT officer during my lunch break, with only minimal cheese (double starting points, but most of that was spent on the class itself). Starting with guns feels cheap somehow--I've probably beaten more zombies to death with my pistol than I have shot because I don't want to bring a horde ...

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They're evasive little bastards (though, inexplicably, it's easier to shoot flying small things than whack them), plus being made of metal they're decently durable. In the time it'd take to shoot two of them down there'd be five up in his face.

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THE HAAAAACKS

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Like this, plus gun

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Is alpha the one that makes you sorta-superhuman? And for that matter, what the hell is medical mutagen?

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Arrrrgh why can't I have a boss who's an asshole like everyone else seems to? My supervisor is such a nice guy--saying that I should take more time off, etc.--that I'm going to feel so shitty when I have to tell him I'm leaving.

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DemonFiren wrote:I wonder if Metabolic Interchange is worth it.

It's handy, but, like the torsion ratchet, it's slow. If you've got food to spare it's definitely worth it as a backup.

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Torsion ratchet is the best Goddamn power source, though in my experience it's 1. really damn hard to install, and 2. it's better as a backup source, since it doesn't recharge fast at all. If you can use it as a backup to something more rapid-charging like the battery system it's handy, but if you r...

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Regular laser pistols aren't THAT rare; if you're lucky you can find one in a gun shop or a crazy prepper basement armory. They're sort of a pain in the ass to power, though, and in my experience they're not even as strong as a .22 pistol. I guess they're quieter, though, so there's that.

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Wyzack wrote:You are sneaky but also have shouter. So much for stealth

http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/co ... lconsolid/

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YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF MY ATTACK

gdi Wiznard these are great

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ENOUGH TALK OF YOUR BIZARRE CANADIAN FARE

IT'S TIME TO GET BACK ON TOPIC

NAMELY

ME

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You mean you DON'T like swinging umpteen times at a giant dragonfly only to have it slowly batter you to death over the course of an hour?

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IIRC the higher levels of solar panels are a real pain and resource-intensive to make, but the regular ones aren't too hard. I never could quite figure out how to make them work properly, but then again it's been months since I played. Fun fact, though: beds and carseats take up the same amount of s...

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I want this sign for my collection.

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Look how fuckin shitty my biceps are lmao

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Yeah, I'm not sure about that result--I've never been one for trying to convince people to see my side of things. I guess the name doesn't really matter that much, though.

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DemonFiren wrote:Galvatron, you and I are the same.
Azari, what the fuck.

What?

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Speaking of, it's that time again roughly every year or so where I tell all you tasteless fuckboys to go read http://www.mangareader.net/eden-its-an-endless-world ...and you all keep ignoring me, so you can someday stumble on it later like everything else . I'm reading it now. Holy shit this is whe...

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I love bulldogs and pugs as well, but they have so many health problems I don't think I'd be able to have one, knowing that it's likely going to die in only a few years.

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I got ENFP, The Campaigner

https://www.16personalities.com/enfp-personality

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I've never raised a dog from a puppy by myself, but I hope I wouldn't raise it be an asshole. I certainly wouldn't do it intentionally, but considering how much of a bumblefuck I am I wouldn't rule out the possibility of it happening by accident. Normally I'd adopt a pitbull but given that most of t...

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I want a pitbull. I think they're cute.

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It'd just be nice to not have to play a character who wasn't an uptight stoic all the time in order to not feel like I'm inviting myself to be imaginarily molested.

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Okay, maybe 'slutty' is reaching a bit. Basically if I play anything with any sort of obvious sex drive or just a happy-go-lucky, carefree attitude towards life in general it's gonna get creepy really fast.

It also doesn't help that the majority of my IRL male friends want to bang me, either.

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The characters I play are usually pretty reserved, even if that isn't my initial intent, because the people I tend to play with make me uncomfortable by flirting with my character if they show any sort of outgoing or attractive traits. Say I wanna go full fa/tg/uy and play a slutty female character?...

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Eclipse Phase lore is really good, but yeah, there's a lot of it. If you can find the Morph Recognition Guide it's great to look through--no real crunch involved, but lots of good art and in-universe commentary.

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I understand. Mine are of a different sort, I'm pretty sure, but I empathize. Glad you're feeling better.

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One of my favorite things about Eclipse Phase is that I can build a character who's got an implant or mod to deal with every hazardous situation, fulfilling my paranoid need to be prepared for every potential threat.

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Might want to consider picking up Morphing Disorder or another negative trait like that. Make it not just personal preference but something he actually has a hard time with physically/psychologically.

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What's wrong, Remie?

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You guys should record your sessions when you play, sounds like it's gonna be interesting.

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I think it'd be fun to play an investigative reporter-turned-detective. Maybe a synth of some kind, one of the unusual ones like the transforming sort.

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According to Gamestop, it's set to release at the end of July, instead of the middle like I previously reported. Not sure about the specifics.

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A shitload of the DLC is on sale right now, so go get you some if you're missing anything you want.

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The proper response is "Well, we're socially challenged, so it worked out."

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