/tg/Station 13

D-das gay

>sculpted
Yeah outta silly putty maybe
>chiseled
It's an optical illusion caused by the beard, I assure you

I'll give you the manscaping one, though. I get really particular about that, because I get bored super easy.

Not as flexible.

Shotgun flechettes are hilariously good. Shooting down snipers with them is great.

Ex-President hasn't been working too well for me so far, but it could be because I don't have it maxed yet. Maybe I should stick with Gambler until I get it leveled up more.

Because I cut myself shaving. My hair doesn't naturally grow in that shape.

asdfsdgf WHATEVER

I'm gonna start dieting again in a couple weeks so hopefully I'll shrink back down a bit.

NO SERIOUSLY
IT'S FUCKING FAT
LOOK

This is seriously me shirtless this time, don't say I didn't warn you.


The band-aid is because I cut myself shaving.

Fatman Returns

I've really let myself go.

It's true, though I'm not sure how much I noticed the buffs from it. Might have just been too preoccupied.

Anyone up for it tonight?

Hope you don't get pulled into a grain thresher or something

ALL of Indiana is Bumblefuck Indiana.

Including Indianapolis.

Okay maybe it's not the build I'm insecure about.

MrEousTranger wrote:

EndgamerAzari wrote:

MrEousTranger wrote:Super slapstick shitshow

Holy Goddamn

How big of a mess did that explosion make?

Large enough to blow every limb off me and the other chemist and die instantly.
All of chemistry was covered in limbs.

Bravo! The best accidental deaths are the ones that leave a hole and a whole lotta carnage.

I'm always torn between being unique and being useful. It seems like the more stupid-fun builds aren't that viable, with the exception of SAC's bizarre full-armor, minigun-toting, ass-hauling Yakuza build.

Jesus Christ we're almost halfway through June. I've only got two and a half months until I start at the Software Guild. Less than a month until I have to make a final decision. Month and a half until I tell my boss I'm going. Oh Christ I think I'm gonna have another panic attack.

Since I hit Infamy II I've been running a pure shotgun build because nothing I do matters

I don't know if my depression is flaring up or if it's just because I'm not eating as well but I've been feeling super down lately.

RAWN PIRLMIN

GID HYBE

We doin' this tonight?

I just want to feel handsome Goddammit

I hate how "Men's fashion" is basically "wear normal clothes but also be super handsome at the same time or it doesn't count". Like, bitch, if I could do the second part I wouldn't be looking up men's fashion in the first place.

Well it's not just that one. I'm a big bumbling panicky dumbfuck regardless of the situation. Only thing I'm good for is kill (and that's being generous).

Bad at games

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON wrote:That Torment Tides of Numenera beta is available to all backers now so I'm going to be playing that.

Let me know how it is. Numenera always seemed like a pretty interesting setting, but I wasn't a huge fan of the tabletop system from what I saw.

>mfw I feel sad because everyone treats me like I'm retarded in complicated heists but then I realize that I am and they're completely right to treat me like that https://coubsecure-a.akamaihd.net/get/b247/p/coub/simple/cw_timeline_pic/4b745be6bc0/99c0e78db3c1f6100b4e4/med_1460165917_image.jpg

I turned 30 last month and I don't feel any different

>me on the same heist

I finished watching A-Jin on Netflix and now I'm in withdrawal for my superviolent sci-fi cartoons. I've resorted to watching Fairy Tail a bit, which doesn't exactly fit the bill, but it is deliciously shonen-y.

Speaking of tanking, it's weird how there are very few perks/skills that make you a bigger target/more likely to get shot at than your teammates. I know there's one, but beyond that the ratio of "less likely to be targeted" vs. "more likely to be targeted" abilities is pretty high.

When I use my dodge build I bring FAKs so I can patch myself up when I catch a round or dozen.

MrEousTranger wrote:Super slapstick shitshow

Holy Goddamn

How big of a mess did that explosion make?

Oh fuck I've decided to post a picture of myself shirtless

I played a quick Overkill Slaughterhouse (seriously, a great grinding job) and someone in there was complaining about "the new Grinder", so apparently something did change.

I know people who seriously believe that intelligent, technologically advanced aliens exist and have visited us and are in fact still here. I can't believe they let people like that drive. I don't really BELIEVE that they are still here but isn't it cool to imagine if they were real? I like to thin...

That sounds like it might be fun for a medium-heavy assault build. Maybe tonight I'll try dumping points into it and see how it plays.

Oh yeah that's easy. I'm just not really good at figuring out what perk decks work well with other things.

Pretty sure I saw a guy using that Technician Jack of All Trades perk to carry extra turrets last night.

I didn't actually start using Gambler until after the recent changes. It just looked different so I thought I'd give it a shot. More interesting than armorer, at least.

Blorp blorp fart

I'm too dumb to figure out what's good

With my LMG build I'm running Gambler--it might not sync as well with the build but it's great to be able to heal and resupply the team just by running through a pile of ammo drops.

Yeah, I liked how it was sort of reminiscent of Traveller's character creation. It was a pretty decent read, as well. I love Eclipse Phase's lore, as insane as it is.

Goddammit I'm up almost ten pounds in two weeks

I know it's my own fault for protein-loading and actually eating stuff I want to eat, but I still want to fucking kill myself.

I know people who seriously believe that intelligent, technologically advanced aliens exist and have visited us and are in fact still here.

I can't believe they let people like that drive.

I played the shit out of Gotcha Force. I'm IMMUNE to shitty voice acting.

That's actually the first positive endorsement I've heard of that game, though admittedly I haven't exactly been looking. I think I actually own it, maybe I should give it a try and FORM MY OWN OPINION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Outwitting me isn't an accomplishment, it's the default state for everything with a rudimentary nervous system.

Why would you necro a thread
A year and a half since gone dead
From the subject
I've come to suspect
You're all fucking wrong in the head

Hey, those are the exact EP books I own. My maaaaaan

An0n3 wrote:Just fuck all my shit up

Just fucking ruin it

Just

https://soundcloud.com/kamakazi/seadragon

YEESH

COLD FUCKIN' SWEAT

I found it incredibly satisfying when I'd set traps in little chokepoints with the obstructions the survivors can pull down. I'd start chasing a survivor and they'd make a beeline for the deadfall and SNIBBITY SNAB

I would

It's just

Y'know

Dead inside